Lesbians Are Faking It
Ask any gay person this and he’ll tell you the same thing: “lesbians” are all fucking faking it.
“Lesbianism” is like being an animal rights activist (and also being a woman). Are those Prada shoes made out of fake leather? Is that Ortho Tri Cyclen (AKA Super Whore Pills) not made of bear bile? Wasn’t Hitler a vegetarian?
If you thought about any of those questions, you just lost a hundred Man Points.
I’m not one to knock animal rights. I’m just talking about women doing it and women fucking it up. Also, animal rights is stupid.
Women at doing things are like trying to use bottle rockets to change the channel when your remote controller runs out of batteries. Can you imagine that? You tell the bottle rocket to hit the Channel Up button ten feet away, but you know exactly what it’s going to do. It’s going to go shooting off in flames wherever the fuck it thinks it wants to go at random levels of ferocity with no fucking point. That’s activist women for you: fucked. That’s also women when it comes to being gay.
Do you know how many women are not “lesbians”? The answer is: no women are not “lesbians”. Don’t bother asking them because all women lie about it unless they’re on the radio, but all women have had one or several experiences with a member of the same sex — or have had a fantasy about doing so and that makes you gay. That means all women are “lesbians” and also that no women are “lesbians”. That’s all the fucking proof in the world right there.
Another reason “lesbians” are bullshit is because women are obsessed with sex. When you get two women together in a relationship all that’s important is sex. Sex, sex, sex. What should we do tonight? How about some sex. What should we have for dinner? Well the sex sounds good. Should we go on a vacation this summer? Should sex go on a sex-cation this summer? Probably not because I don’t know what that is. The point is it’s not a relationship. It’s just a puppet show of carnality. How uncivilized.
Speaking of deciding where to go for dinner, I can’t even remember the last time I let a woman decide something in a relationship. That’s because it’s never happened. As a man, the first time you have sex is when your Man Point Man Meter starts ticking. If you let a woman make a decision before that moment (and you fucking did — you let one decide to get pregnant with you) it doesn’t count. Remember that. In a “lesbian” “relationship”, no matter how easy the question is, a woman has to answer it.
That is fucked. That’s also probably why “lesbians” are so fucking in love with mass transit systems. No relationship can be built on the decisions and thinking of women. Everyone knows that; even your government and the Bibles of all religions in history know that. Therefore I have disproved “lesbianism”.
Suck it “lesbians”.
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February 7th, 2008 at 2:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 115e024ca4394
Just read your article, I’m sorry but it’s a bit harsh and for the most part untrue. I will say that, yes, most young lesbians or “curious” girls are for the most part stupid ignorant sluts who just want to try something new. But for the actual true lesbians, and there are some, not just the unkempt, unattractive women who find it easier to console themselves in an equally unhealthy relationship. I am one, and I know you’ll say I probably am one of those unattractive females. I’m not, I and my partner have been together for 5 years now without breaks or other women in between. Now you’ll probably combat that with something about either one of us or both of us having a dried up cunt or something equally as immature. I have no problem with that go right ahead, either way I’m content in knowing that the percentage of us women who are lesbian and are in committed relationships not revolving around sex disproves your theory. And also just a small question, homosexuality is not just based on the male species. Sorry sweetheart but it works both ways.
February 7th, 2008 at 2:32 am - IP Man-Hash: b90848ef4fe08
well sis,
I guess i dont need to say anything here. You already got it. he is a bit immature huh? I guess since women are :::cant you hear the sarcasm::: these horrible things we make up for with actual intellegence. Poor us… you know she is right all you say is immature things and right now it only seems like you are trying to make yourself feel better about something that has happen to you maybe in the past. I do hope you feel better dude :::speaks her woman malice::: And maybe you been dumped so many times or not getting any or something. I dont know what makes you hate women so much or try to give reasons to us being unequal when it was man who supposedly came up wih the idea of equality. You can say its cuz we women whined about stuff like that and so you gave it too us and you can make your sick jokes about us being pathetic. But women tend to notice how people like you contridict yourselves (especially when you talk) and how you talk without knowing from experience what you are talking about. Are you lesbian? I think not and if you make a catty comback that you are that defeats the whole purpose of your site now doesnt it. then whatever depression you are going through is not getting fixed. get ahold of your self and do something better with your life.
February 7th, 2008 at 5:45 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
You girly-girls use the word ‘but’ far too often. In fact, you really just waste a lot of time in general - talking without saying anything, painting your toenails, worrying about what strangers think of you, coming up with new excuses for being a parasite, etc.
No wonder you are so stupid - you worry about pointless. I suppose when in doubt, sell your soul to the devil (see 2G1C). I eagerly await your upset, distraught departure from this site.
February 7th, 2008 at 5:53 am - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
Most young lesbians or curious girls aren’t trying something new. Usually they aren’t even having sex. For the entertainment of guys like us they whore themselves out to fullfill our fantasies.
February 7th, 2008 at 6:52 am - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
@Desirepeat- No, you didn’t read shit. You acted like you did, in order to whine, present no argument, show no fact, but to only speak because you can.
@Jashrew- It always sucks to be on the downhill side of being not only intelligent, but also right. You, like most women, lack not for self-delusion, and make up for any obvious lackings with speaking Loud and Often.
It sucks to be stupid don’t it? Men tend to notice how desperate women are to speak when not spoken too, and notice you, like all FemiTrolls, have much to say, and nothing to speak about. Whining is not an argument.
April 9th, 2008 at 10:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 648bde38db1a8
“Women at doing things are like trying to use bottle rockets to change the channel when your remote controller runs out of batteries.” WTF?
The problem with Maddox and Tucker Max getting huge is that every fucking idiot that never got laid with a chip on his shoulder and a small PENIS comes crawling out of the woodwork for his first taste of ‘attention’
If Dick’s writing didn’t suck donkey balls and was even a little coherent then this would be hilarious as it is it’s about as funny as being raped.
Protip: When writing a ranty article to and make a point, try and actually have a point. All I can get from this is Lesbians are faking it because - actually I can’t take anything from this. It’s that bad I’m actually siding with the carpet-munchers. And thats a sad day indeed.
April 9th, 2008 at 12:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 540f66d71589a
A perfect example of why a woman’s mouth only needs to be opened for one thing.
April 10th, 2008 at 8:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 4558eed87236e
Also, how many “lesbians” have to fool around with a man before realizing that they really “like women”?
ALL OF THEM.
And that’s not homosexuality at all, it’s just a bunch of muff-diving desperate clitori with legs looking for something that will “accept them for who they are” because they are fat.
Fat women have no decent place in society and should not reproduce… so fat women do not exist? Eventually.
April 11th, 2008 at 11:59 am - IP Man-Hash: 68313bacc85ca
I think the only real issure here is, Dick’s only girlfriend realized she was gay and left him for a woman. She didn’t mean to break your heart. It’s time to move on. :P
May 8th, 2008 at 6:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 064cc429a0a82
this is discusting…no one there are so many lesbians in the world when there are sexest pigs like yourself around…
you must b insurecure,to right something like this.
May 8th, 2008 at 7:00 am - IP Man-Hash: efdc61089f334
Hmmm, horrible writing, unproven statements and repeats of arguments uttered thousands of times…
So, as a male, why do you feel inferior to the MEN who post here?
Deathslayer
May 13th, 2008 at 6:41 am - IP Man-Hash: 2bc5844a0f6c6
a study showed that women are actually born bisexuals……
May 14th, 2008 at 10:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 5add7805ea856
I wonder why they lesbians always use dick substitution whereas gey men never use vagina substitution - If there are not enough of dick, buy them at store and to keep pussy power scare boys you are a lesbian.
May 16th, 2008 at 1:52 am - IP Man-Hash: d1e91a76a551c
lesbians dont always need dick substitution……..they have better ways
May 16th, 2008 at 1:59 am - IP Man-Hash: e609ee1fbc305
She’s so pissed off she can’t even type properly. What I’d do to that rosy, steamy face.
June 3rd, 2008 at 3:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1afcf1ddbb780
Ask anyone who has done decent research on sexuality this and they’ll tell you the same thing: There is no such thing as completely heterosexual or completely homosexual. It’s all on a spectrum.
“Heterosexualism” is like being a straight guy and using heterosexual porn to jack off. Do you like seeing a skinny pale dude with a tiny flaccid dick fuck the woman? Hell no! You want a muscular guy with a colossal hard on.
If you’ve never watched heterosexual porn (and therefore seen this type of man’s schlong), you just lost a hundred Man Points.
I’m not one to knock heterosexual relationships, it’s just that men like things about other guys (for instance the fact that they have pussy substitutes to fuck called assholes, that they can use WITHOUT having to worry about getting a girl preggers, OR dealing with all that emotional, touchy, feeling, whining shit that women need), and women like things about other women (like, not having to suck on the disgusting tasting thing between a man’s legs, being able to actually get sexual pleasure since most guys can’t figure out what to do with all the gadgets down there, AND have a partner who doesn’t expect them to wait on them hand and foot… and boobs, of course! Who doesn’t like boobs?).
Forcing people to have heterosexual relationships is like trying to give a dog a cat to have sex with. The dog says “What the fuck am I supposed to do with this? It doesn’t think like me, won’t do what I say, and it won’t stop meowing!” The cat says “Ew… this thing smells. All it cares about is chasing its tail, it doesn’t listen to me when I say anything, and it just makes a huge mess everywhere!” It just doesn’t work… I mean seriously, do YOU guys understand what makes a woman act the way she does? What were people thinking when they decided to have actual RELATIONSHIPS with the opposite sex instead of just SEX?
Do you know how many women are not “lesbians”? The answer is: all women are may not be “lesbians”, but they wish they were. Don’t bother asking them because all women lie about it (because it would probably make a guy feel incompetent) unless they’re on the radio, but all women have had one or several experiences with a member of the same sex — or have had a fantasy about doing so. That means all women are “lesbians” and also that no women are “heterosexual”. That’s all the fucking proof in the world right there, to show that women a fucking great for sex. Now if only we could get the men to quit thinking that sex with another dude (so long as you don’t have to look at the front of him) is so fucking pansyish. Seriously, how can cutting the woman out of the picture make a man less manly? (Too bad about the boobs though.)
Another reason “heterosexuality” is bullshit is because men and women are obsessed with sex. Men think about sex every 8 seconds. Women, well they think about it less, but they still want it just the same. Who the fuck cares which sex is fucking with which sex? It’s built into our manstincts (womanstincts too) that we need to have sex so that we can procreate, but also because it just feels so DAMN good! If another guy walked up to me and said “Hey! Want to fuck me up the ass?” I’d be like, hell yeah! How many times have I wanted to do that to a woman who was too prudish to let me?
What’s all this bullshit about people making decisions? Man, if I had to make every single decision in my relationship in order to ensure that I still felt manly, I would be so fucking wiped out. Why the fuck should I have to make all the decisions and do all the work; she can make dinner, clean the house, AND balance my checkbook. Hell, if she wants to work and support me too, then why the fuck not? People say women are inferior, and not smart and all that shit, but hey there are women at the place I work that can program the pants off most of the other guys that work there, and computer science is supposed to be a man-based field! (And before you say it, no my company is not some piece of shit, hole-in-the-wall, you’re probably actually using some of our software right now).
“Heterosexualism”, that’s a fucking retarded idea. Women don’t make sense, and somehow in order to have a successful relationship we’re supposed to be able to figure out what the answer to the question “Does this dress make me look fat? Don’t lie to me okay?” is. Procreation, yeah, it’s important, but right now we’re so overpopulated anyway it wouldn’t matter if like 10% of the population never had heterosexual sex again.
Yes, there are parts of this that are copied directly from the above post by Dick Masters. I give all rights to his words, and I will not use any of the above to try to gain profit or credit it all as my own words. Hell, he can say he wrote it if he wants to.
June 3rd, 2008 at 5:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7da606c085fc9
I believe quite the opposite: most women are lesbians at heart, while their hetero-pretensions are the real fake.
June 3rd, 2008 at 5:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7da606c085fc9
Kick it hard
June 3rd, 2008 at 5:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7da606c085fc9
I actually agree with this comment, more or less… Jeez, you are a woman, I must be ill or something.
June 6th, 2008 at 9:52 am - IP Man-Hash: 1afcf1ddbb780
You’re kidding right? What the hell do you think the asshole is? I don’t think I’ve seen a better vagina substitute than that. And please PLEASE, make your comments more like English, what the hell are you trying to say with the last part?