Lesbians Are Faking It

Ask any gay person this and he’ll tell you the same thing: “lesbians” are all fucking faking it.

“Lesbianism” is like being an animal rights activist (and also being a woman). Are those Prada shoes made out of fake leather? Is that Ortho Tri Cyclen (AKA Super Whore Pills) not made of bear bile? Wasn’t Hitler a vegetarian?

If you thought about any of those questions, you just lost a hundred Man Points.

I’m not one to knock animal rights. I’m just talking about women doing it and women fucking it up. Also, animal rights is stupid.

Women at doing things are like trying to use bottle rockets to change the channel when your remote controller runs out of batteries. Can you imagine that? You tell the bottle rocket to hit the Channel Up button ten feet away, but you know exactly what it’s going to do. It’s going to go shooting off in flames wherever the fuck it thinks it wants to go at random levels of ferocity with no fucking point. That’s activist women for you: fucked. That’s also women when it comes to being gay.

Do you know how many women are not “lesbians”? The answer is: no women are not “lesbians”. Don’t bother asking them because all women lie about it unless they’re on the radio, but all women have had one or several experiences with a member of the same sex — or have had a fantasy about doing so and that makes you gay. That means all women are “lesbians” and also that no women are “lesbians”. That’s all the fucking proof in the world right there.

Another reason “lesbians” are bullshit is because women are obsessed with sex. When you get two women together in a relationship all that’s important is sex. Sex, sex, sex. What should we do tonight? How about some sex. What should we have for dinner? Well the sex sounds good. Should we go on a vacation this summer? Should sex go on a sex-cation this summer? Probably not because I don’t know what that is. The point is it’s not a relationship. It’s just a puppet show of carnality. How uncivilized.

Speaking of deciding where to go for dinner, I can’t even remember the last time I let a woman decide something in a relationship. That’s because it’s never happened. As a man, the first time you have sex is when your Man Point Man Meter starts ticking. If you let a woman make a decision before that moment (and you fucking did — you let one decide to get pregnant with you) it doesn’t count. Remember that. In a “lesbian” “relationship”, no matter how easy the question is, a woman has to answer it.

That is fucked. That’s also probably why “lesbians” are so fucking in love with mass transit systems. No relationship can be built on the decisions and thinking of women. Everyone knows that; even your government and the Bibles of all religions in history know that. Therefore I have disproved “lesbianism”.

Suck it “lesbians”.

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  1. son of the suns Says:

    bunch o’ fags said:

    you guys are a bunch o fags…

    women control all, and you are just jealous

    this is why you made a website. you are so envious of women and their rising power, that a petty little website was all you could think of to stop it..

    well don’t worry…with this kind of attitude..all women are going to become lesbians…procreation will no longer be sexual…and male fetuses will be discarded

    prepare for the revolution…

    Worry not cunt, if the website doesn’t work we’ll just resort to cutting throats. The revolution will happen… but not in the way you imagine it.

    You will be liberated from your perverted worldview.

  2. dalsgaard Says:

    I simply had to translate this. This is supposedly a true story:

    A blind man enters a pub, and proceeds to the counter to order a drink. After he recieves it, he asks the bartender:
    “Do you want to hear my latest blonde-joke?”

    The bartender answers:
    “Since you can’t see, i thought i might explain this to you. Just to your right, sits a blonde with a black belt in karate.
    On your left is another blonde. She’s the head of a society for motorcycle enthusiasts in town, and just got out of prison where she served a sentence for violent behaviour.
    Behind you is a third blonde playing billiard. She’s a self-pronounced feminist, and leader of the cult called SCUM — The Society for Cutting Up Men. So, are you sure that it would be a good idea to tell your joke right now?”

    The blind man raises his eyebrows, and thinks for a moment. He takes a large gulp from his drink, and then proceeds to say: “Nah — not if I’m going to explain the joke three times afterwards.”

  3. Necroswordsman Says:

    dalsgaard said:

    I simply had to translate this. This is supposedly a true story:

    A blind man enters a pub, and proceeds to the counter to order a drink. After he recieves it, he asks the bartender:
    “Do you want to hear my latest blonde-joke?”

    The bartender answers:
    “Since you can’t see, i thought i might explain this to you. Just to your right, sits a blonde with a black belt in karate.
    On your left is another blonde. She’s the head of a society for motorcycle enthusiasts in town, and just got out of prison where she served a sentence for violent behaviour.
    Behind you is a third blonde playing billiard. She’s a self-pronounced feminist, and leader of the cult called SCUM — The Society for Cutting Up Men. So, are you sure that it would be a good idea to tell your joke right now?”

    The blind man raises his eyebrows, and thinks for a moment. He takes a large gulp from his drink, and then proceeds to say: “Nah — not if I’m going to explain the joke three times afterwards.”

    LOL

  4. men r niggers Says:

    Of course women abort male fetuses. You only need 5% or so left to keep procreating. In fact, in a few years we will need none, b/c we are getting close to being able to have female dna impregnant other female dna.
    Which means no more wars, irrational criminal men, or fat fucking whore men with tits sitting on the couch going bald.

  5. Sam Adams Says:

    dalsgaard said:

    This is supposedly a true story:
    [joke follows]

    Thanks dalsgaard, that was rich. I’m pretty stonefaced, but that one got a good belly laugh from me. I’ll make sure to forward it on.

  6. Doubt Says:

    men r niggers said:

    Of course women abort male fetuses. You only need 5% or so left to keep procreating. In fact, in a few years we will need none, b/c we are getting close to being able to have female dna impregnant other female dna.
    Which means no more wars, irrational criminal men, or fat fucking whore men with tits sitting on the couch going bald.

    Or little rape-bags who need to be put down.
    You just love that fantasy world of yours, don’t you? Too bad that in reality:
    People - women and men who force their wives to abort little evolutionary twigs like you because they wear the pants in this world - abort girls. In India, girls are aborted and starved to death. And we have racist pieces of shit like you running about and we ask why?
    In the future, women will be stored like TV dinners. You just thaw them out, have your way with them, and freeze them back up. At least then prudes like you would have an excuse to be frigid.
    I’ll bet you were raped for dressing and acting like a slut. Well, I love to be the one who hammers this little fact into your tiny insignificant head:
    You deserved it. You knew you had it coming, and now look at yourself, here you are, fucking your tits flat.

  7. men r niggers Says:

    aw, the irrational cuntless fat slob is mad because women abort male fetuses in this country. waaaaaaah. if you were good for SOMETHING and could stop yourselves from killing everything in sight we wouldn’t have to. you are niggers, plain and simple.

  8. men r niggers Says:

    Best part of all? ob/gyns can’t do a fucking thing when we find out we are carrying male scum and say rip it outta there. they have to do it and keep it confidential. god, that’s fun.

  9. Doubt Says:

    http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/hashsearch/66010/

    1. bleeding abortion hole Says:
    May 30th, 2007 at 9:06 am- IP Man-Hash: 6f6233a8c7bbc

    Well blame yourself for giving an animal money to go shopping with. What the hell would a dog need to buy itself something for?
    2. bleeding abortion hole Says:
    May 30th, 2007 at 9:00 am- IP Man-Hash: 6f6233a8c7bbc

    I can’t believe we live in a pussy society that allows men to be put in prison for raping or killing females. Females aren’t even human. If I wanted to kill your daughter, for instance, how the fuck does that harm society? It takes one more whore out of the pool, that’s all. even if it’s a minor animal, the female is a future moneygrubbing whore to be.
    3. bleeding abortion hole Says:
    May 30th, 2007 at 8:54 am- IP Man-Hash: 6f6233a8c7bbc

    Java you said it right. Women can’t even fuck right. Men do everything better.
    4. bleeding abortion hole Says:
    May 30th, 2007 at 8:56 am- IP Man-Hash: 6f6233a8c7bbc

    I’ll rape your mothers, goddamn, you and I are on the same wavelength. I hate mothers too. I also hate women who have had miscarriages. I don’t believe in miscarriages. any whore who has one has really just caused a self-abortion by not getting into the proper mindset for pregnancy. women are evil and can self-abort by thinking about it, or sometimes sneaking certain herbs they buy in those faggy health food stores. if your sister, wife, mother, daughter cries to you about miscarrying, beat the fucking whore.
    5. men r niggers Says:
    May 29th, 2007 at 6:49 pm- IP Man-Hash: 6f6233a8c7bbc

    Men are just pissed because they don’t have pussies. they have to piss and cum through one hole like an animal, so they are angry.
    6. men r niggers Says:
    May 29th, 2007 at 3:35 pm- IP Man-Hash: 6f6233a8c7bbc

    yes, all men are repugnant. it’s in your dna. You are all murderous rapist niggers.
    7. men r niggers Says:
    May 29th, 2007 at 3:38 pm- IP Man-Hash: 6f6233a8c7bbc

    Of course women abort male fetuses. You only need 5% or so left to keep procreating. In fact, in a few years we will need none, b/c we are getting close to being able to have female dna impregnant other female dna. Which means no more wars, irrational criminal men, or fat fucking whore men with tits sitting on the couch going bald.
    8. men r niggers Says:
    May 29th, 2007 at 7:18 pm- IP Man-Hash: 6f6233a8c7bbc

    Best part of all? ob/gyns can’t do a fucking thing when we find out we are carrying male scum and say rip it outta there. they have to do it and keep it confidential. god, that’s fun.
    9. robthomaseyes Says:
    May 29th, 2007 at 2:18 pm- IP Man-Hash: 6f6233a8c7bbc

    frankly, I think women should fuck men and kick them out when they are done getting their jollies. women should get pregnant and not even tell the men; never allow a man to have a child. they only wind up beating, raping and killing the kid, or fucking up its head. In fact, aborting male fetuses is the best; I’ve aborted five already. I wont carry a filthy male child. Many women I know abort the males.
    10. robthomaseyes Says:
    May 29th, 2007 at 10:52 am- IP Man-Hash: 6f6233a8c7bbc

    Hi fags! a whole fag site. amazing!
    11. men r niggers Says:
    May 29th, 2007 at 7:17 pm- IP Man-Hash: 6f6233a8c7bbc

    aw, the irrational cuntless fat slob is mad because women abort male fetuses in this country. waaaaaaah. if you were good for SOMETHING and could stop yourselves from killing everything in sight we wouldn’t have to. you are niggers, plain and simple.
    12. robthomaseyes Says:
    May 29th, 2007 at 2:10 pm- IP Man-Hash: 6f6233a8c7bbc

    You are the fag who loves men; you should know. so tell us. what was so bad about your whore mother that you turned against women and like to fuck men?
    13. robthomaseyes Says:
    May 29th, 2007 at 1:16 pm- IP Man-Hash: 6f6233a8c7bbc

    Of course you don’t get upset. It’s because you are raging queers. It’s good you acknowledge it.
    14. robthomaseyes Says:
    May 29th, 2007 at 10:13 am- IP Man-Hash: 6f6233a8c7bbc

    Men ARE irrational. They are extremely emotional; it’s just that they show different emotions than women. the emotions they are constantly losing control of and showing are anger, rage, hatred, jealousy, rather than female sadness, etc. these are the emotions that kill and get people killed.
    15. robthomaseyes Says:
    May 29th, 2007 at 2:15 pm- IP Man-Hash: 6f6233a8c7bbc

    Why are men so irrational? I mean, they get upset at the littlest thing and will rape and kill people at the drop of a hat? How many of you have raped a kid? I’ll bet at least half. I;ll bet at least half of you have killed someone in a fit of male rage, which surpasses negro rage. Male on male crime is worse than black on black. Men are such violent criminals. why is that? are you just negroes at heart?
    [Quote]

    Ooh, that’s gotta hurt.
    So much for being the good… chick in this situation. It almost seems you’re a defacto-antagonist of this site. Nonetheless, I have your conversations recorded and will probably create a piece on them when I am done with my promotion campaign. Until then, when I get broadband back up, the raw data will be in its own private section for everyone to see.
    [Quote]

    Hey, bleeding abortion hole, anything you want to add to your ‘by any motherfucking means possible’ campaign before you leave in disgrace, you lying whore?
    Yeah, baby just wanna get her way, huh?
    And girls want to be put in charge of anything more complex than a hand-held vacuum? Even then, they manage to fuck things up.
    Men are better in every conceivable way than girls, and bleeding abortion hole here is undeniable evidence of this. Absolutely proof-positive.
    I also often ask girls what is so great about painting their nails, their sex, etc. and they always respond in abstractions.
    ‘It just is, it makes me happy…’
    No, it makes you a stupid whore with an unsustainable skin-deep facade of happiness. You’re just a sad sad little child. We all know that.

  10. babies come out of VAGINAS Says:

    dalsgaard said:

    bunch o’ fags said:

    you guys are a bunch o fags…

    women control all, and you are just jealous

    this is why you made a website. you are so envious of women and their rising power, that a petty little website was all you could think of to stop it..

    well don’t worry…with this kind of attitude..all women are going to become lesbians…procreation will no longer be sexual…and male fetuses will be discarded

    prepare for the revolution…

    Face it, retard. What have women ever done? What have they ever invented? What have they EVER achieved?

    The answer is: Nothing. Absolutely NOTHING of value.

    Your anger is directed at your own weak gender, you are just too filled up with rage to realize that. You are nothing.

    well then. what would happen if every woman on earth just dissapeared?
    um, the human race would be DOOMED.
    in case you haven’t notice, men don’t have wombs. therefore cannot carry babies.
    a woman can only have a baby every nine months.
    hence, every woman currently on earth is necessarry to reproduce and continue the human race.
    whereas only 5% of males are needed to reproduce. it all comes down to the basic laws of nature.

    so women are worthless, are we?
    seems like all men are good for is sperm.

  11. son of the suns Says:

    I see your point you airheaded primate, the fact that women reproduce sexually like every other fucking organism makes them immune from critique and worthy of worship.

    Lie, cheat, and steal. No consequences.

    All you walking glad bag cum dumpsters arrogance will be your downfall. You keep lying, cheating and stealing and I’ll keep showing impressionable minds the truth. It will end in your total destruction.

  12. MansVoice Says:

    babies come out of VAGINAS said:
    well then. what would happen if every woman on earth just dissapeared?
    um, the human race would be DOOMED.
    in case you haven’t notice, men don’t have wombs. therefore cannot carry babies.
    a woman can only have a baby every nine months.
    hence, every woman currently on earth is necessarry to reproduce and continue the human race.
    whereas only 5% of males are needed to reproduce. it all comes down to the basic laws of nature.

    so women are worthless, are we?
    seems like all men are good for is sperm.

    Well, if every woman on earth disappeared, men will just invent cloning and solve the problem. Now, if every man on earth disappeared, life will stop because women are too fucking stupid to handle, manage or organise shit.

    all men are good for is sperm? give me a fucking break you bitch. We invented this fucking world and the internet and computer you are currently abusing . What have YOU achieved or YOUR gender collectively?

    Shut your trap, bitch.

  13. Oldone Says:

    Some Stupid Whore Said: “…..b/c we are getting close to being able to have female dna impregnant other female dna.”

    Actually this is completely incorrect, inorder for that to even be possible we would first have to understand all the parts of Deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA to you women) and we do not. Indeed there is still much that we do not know including the so called “Junk DNA” which is a code, at the end of a DNA strand that, as of yet, is still not remotely understood; though there are many theories. Thank you though for wasting time with your mindless banter.

    Oldone

  14. Eliza Says:

    We’re equals.
    Though you morons beg to differ.
    You always state that women ‘whine and bitch’ about everything.
    Do you not understand what you’re doing right now?
    You’re bitching about how stupid women are.
    You’re contradicting yourself.

  15. Oldone Says:

    @Eliza: Wrong, we are stating the facts about women, nothing more. Thank you for playing, you are dismissed.

    Oldone

  16. women>men Says:

    if “women are obsessed with sex sex sex” then why do “women hate sex because they suck at it”

    contradictory,i think so

  17. Doubt Says:

    women>men said:

    if “women are obsessed with sex sex sex” then why do “women hate sex because they suck at it”

    contradictory,i think so

    That’s not very well-written for a superior being. I apologize for my confusion if this is not true, but you put off the impression that you’re anything other than a mentally and emotionally immature little whore. Don’t worry, though, there are plenty of procedures to swell those lips of your shut in 0.5 seconds or less!

  18. Doubt Says:

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  19. Karen Says:

    Now that is amazingly ignorant

  20. anon Says:

    Well if all men are like you, I’m not surprised that there aren’t more lesbians. I will gladly stand aside as you guys fondle and praise each other on your superiority to women. Just don’t ask to see lesbians go at it.

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