Lesbians Are Faking It
Ask any gay person this and he’ll tell you the same thing: “lesbians” are all fucking faking it.
“Lesbianism” is like being an animal rights activist (and also being a woman). Are those Prada shoes made out of fake leather? Is that Ortho Tri Cyclen (AKA Super Whore Pills) not made of bear bile? Wasn’t Hitler a vegetarian?
If you thought about any of those questions, you just lost a hundred Man Points.
I’m not one to knock animal rights. I’m just talking about women doing it and women fucking it up. Also, animal rights is stupid.
Women at doing things are like trying to use bottle rockets to change the channel when your remote controller runs out of batteries. Can you imagine that? You tell the bottle rocket to hit the Channel Up button ten feet away, but you know exactly what it’s going to do. It’s going to go shooting off in flames wherever the fuck it thinks it wants to go at random levels of ferocity with no fucking point. That’s activist women for you: fucked. That’s also women when it comes to being gay.
Do you know how many women are not “lesbians”? The answer is: no women are not “lesbians”. Don’t bother asking them because all women lie about it unless they’re on the radio, but all women have had one or several experiences with a member of the same sex — or have had a fantasy about doing so and that makes you gay. That means all women are “lesbians” and also that no women are “lesbians”. That’s all the fucking proof in the world right there.
Another reason “lesbians” are bullshit is because women are obsessed with sex. When you get two women together in a relationship all that’s important is sex. Sex, sex, sex. What should we do tonight? How about some sex. What should we have for dinner? Well the sex sounds good. Should we go on a vacation this summer? Should sex go on a sex-cation this summer? Probably not because I don’t know what that is. The point is it’s not a relationship. It’s just a puppet show of carnality. How uncivilized.
Speaking of deciding where to go for dinner, I can’t even remember the last time I let a woman decide something in a relationship. That’s because it’s never happened. As a man, the first time you have sex is when your Man Point Man Meter starts ticking. If you let a woman make a decision before that moment (and you fucking did — you let one decide to get pregnant with you) it doesn’t count. Remember that. In a “lesbian” “relationship”, no matter how easy the question is, a woman has to answer it.
That is fucked. That’s also probably why “lesbians” are so fucking in love with mass transit systems. No relationship can be built on the decisions and thinking of women. Everyone knows that; even your government and the Bibles of all religions in history know that. Therefore I have disproved “lesbianism”.
Suck it “lesbians”.
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February 28th, 2007 at 6:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7611d2e551981
Smoking: My evil motive is to support my local, state and federal governments because they say I have no choice.
Only a woman would push for higher taxes on a truly good thing. Only men would create an awesome thing to do after a shitty microwave dinner and sex so bad you actually wonder why you even did it. (Assuming you even had sex with your wife this week)
Smoke all you want, if I don’t, my evil motives become extremley clear:
Kill anyone who is within range that bitches about smoking. (Proves addiction, ask Canada, ran by weak effiminate males, how banning worked for them. Oh yeah, it didn’t, since MEN started a kick-ass black market trade and shot people over smokes. I love free trade.)
Remember, smoking kills. Man created, and man Taketh away due to cancer. I can dig it, it works. Why the fuck would I want to live forever anyway? Women talk too fucking much to begin with, if I leave the party early, I won’t hear the REALLY stupid shit.
Here’s to hoping I beat the Vegas odds and croak out early in the second half………………thanks Oprah!
February 28th, 2007 at 6:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: 159900c93691e
I wish I could find the facts, but alas I cannot. In my humble recollection of that silly Canadian move to curb smoking, they had actually raised the tobacco taxes to some exorbitant amount. That increase now made it uberprofitable to smuggle smokes into Canada from the US.
All in all, it amounts to the same bullshit that the US did at the turn of the 20th Century when they tried to ban booze. The result was then as it is now, it created a magnet for organised crime. Canada was one of the main sources for the alcohol that the rum-runners and bootleggers used, so they should have known bettter.
I figure that statement about effiminate males running Canada makes sense; only women refuse to learn from the mistakes of the past.
February 28th, 2007 at 8:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7611d2e551981
Well, if men are the only ones making the real decisions, we would have all out war every day of the week at least once every 10 years.
Now we are lucky to pick a born loser to beat up on.
Yes, Canada learned. We learned. But money makes the world go ’round, and so goes the bullshit to make more of it.
Excellent point, extremely valid Diam.
March 13th, 2007 at 4:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 1058eaab83bd8
you guys are so gay
March 13th, 2007 at 5:00 am - IP Man-Hash: 0dc060b16a9bd
Why?
March 13th, 2007 at 5:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
We are? Really? Oh wow!
March 15th, 2007 at 6:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
How womanly astute of BJane. She should follow women’s studies when she’s older.
March 15th, 2007 at 8:17 am - IP Man-Hash: 7a8d91e819eca
I hate fucking smoking.
Yet I do it.
March 15th, 2007 at 9:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 8299878eb9077
Weirdo.I just found out my MP meter hasn’t started running yet. I wasn’t aware that a loss of virginity was the key for the ignition. [/innuendo]
March 15th, 2007 at 2:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
I like sour/salty/spicy stuff. Stuff you can call food, not desert. Only touch waffles and stuff when there’s nothing else to munch on. Beats going hungry. Somewhat.
March 15th, 2007 at 3:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5e6808f836e85
True I just ate cookies for dinner because there was nothing worthwhile to eat and I’m too tired to get something.
March 15th, 2007 at 4:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 276b622c0610c
March 15th, 2007 at 4:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0dc060b16a9bd
…*ahem*. I go to college and work. OMFG its such a weird thing to you, being a feminist styled woman, but its true. I have laughs with my friends who are male AND female. I read, write stories.
So no, I don’t just complain abotu women. Hell, I dont even complain.
March 15th, 2007 at 11:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: c22b02c2f4c68
What are you doing here then?
March 16th, 2007 at 1:52 am - IP Man-Hash: 0dc060b16a9bd
Enjoying the company of some very smart people. And I don’t really have to explain myself to you do I.
March 22nd, 2007 at 1:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 25b452be62ed3
you guys are a bunch o fags…
women control all, and you are just jealous
this is why you made a website. you are so envious of women and their rising power, that a petty little website was all you could think of to stop it..
well don’t worry…with this kind of attitude..all women are going to become lesbians…procreation will no longer be sexual…and male fetuses will be discarded
prepare for the revolution…
March 22nd, 2007 at 1:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 78aa99a80f85e
That would be amusing to see: lesbians discarding male fetuses. Meaning that within a generation or two, civilization would grind to a halt, because women are capable of contributing precisely nothing to its continuation.
Might be a good lesson for ‘em. Maybe after a couple of generations wearing rags, starving, and living under bushes, women will appreciate everything men provide for them.
March 22nd, 2007 at 2:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Is that before or after they go extinct?
March 22nd, 2007 at 2:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8d87604c92686
Face it, retard. What have women ever done? What have they ever invented? What have they EVER achieved?
The answer is: Nothing. Absolutely NOTHING of value.
Your anger is directed at your own weak gender, you are just too filled up with rage to realize that. You are nothing.
March 22nd, 2007 at 2:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8d87604c92686
What’s more amusing, excactly this thing might happen if our current cultural evolution continues. If women keep gaining power, procreation will stop definetly. Birthrates are already dropping, and have done so for quite some time.