Lesbians Are Faking It
Ask any gay person this and he’ll tell you the same thing: “lesbians” are all fucking faking it.
“Lesbianism” is like being an animal rights activist (and also being a woman). Are those Prada shoes made out of fake leather? Is that Ortho Tri Cyclen (AKA Super Whore Pills) not made of bear bile? Wasn’t Hitler a vegetarian?
If you thought about any of those questions, you just lost a hundred Man Points.
I’m not one to knock animal rights. I’m just talking about women doing it and women fucking it up. Also, animal rights is stupid.
Women at doing things are like trying to use bottle rockets to change the channel when your remote controller runs out of batteries. Can you imagine that? You tell the bottle rocket to hit the Channel Up button ten feet away, but you know exactly what it’s going to do. It’s going to go shooting off in flames wherever the fuck it thinks it wants to go at random levels of ferocity with no fucking point. That’s activist women for you: fucked. That’s also women when it comes to being gay.
Do you know how many women are not “lesbians”? The answer is: no women are not “lesbians”. Don’t bother asking them because all women lie about it unless they’re on the radio, but all women have had one or several experiences with a member of the same sex — or have had a fantasy about doing so and that makes you gay. That means all women are “lesbians” and also that no women are “lesbians”. That’s all the fucking proof in the world right there.
Another reason “lesbians” are bullshit is because women are obsessed with sex. When you get two women together in a relationship all that’s important is sex. Sex, sex, sex. What should we do tonight? How about some sex. What should we have for dinner? Well the sex sounds good. Should we go on a vacation this summer? Should sex go on a sex-cation this summer? Probably not because I don’t know what that is. The point is it’s not a relationship. It’s just a puppet show of carnality. How uncivilized.
Speaking of deciding where to go for dinner, I can’t even remember the last time I let a woman decide something in a relationship. That’s because it’s never happened. As a man, the first time you have sex is when your Man Point Man Meter starts ticking. If you let a woman make a decision before that moment (and you fucking did — you let one decide to get pregnant with you) it doesn’t count. Remember that. In a “lesbian” “relationship”, no matter how easy the question is, a woman has to answer it.
That is fucked. That’s also probably why “lesbians” are so fucking in love with mass transit systems. No relationship can be built on the decisions and thinking of women. Everyone knows that; even your government and the Bibles of all religions in history know that. Therefore I have disproved “lesbianism”.
Suck it “lesbians”.
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November 15th, 2006 at 7:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: a0bd2fb809b91
Thank you. Comment away, as you will. I welcome your opinion. (different rules apply as you may have noted)
In any event I hold to my views: MABTW is an oasis for men to speak about manly men male topics.
Lady girly girl women are not allowed. I’m sorry, the cootie potential is just too high.
It could destroy the universe if too many cooties were permitted too close proximity to the truth and wisdom here at MABTW.COM.
Best,
-wolfe
November 15th, 2006 at 9:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5815c696b0b99
Redtygrr, I appreciate your concern as to being insulated from intelligent females, but I had one girlfriend who could write circles around me (and she’d have laughed hysterically because of my post). That and my mom is damn brilliant. I guess it’s really easy to make assumptions because some males on this site post sweeping generalizations, eh? How consistent.
I chose “drooling moron” solely for its contrast to the rest of my text. In most circles it’s a term long divorced from its roots as a direct insult to the disabled. Given that I’ve done (and enjoyed) volunteer work with a couple of young adults with Downs syndrome at a previous job, I know how the disabled are. Just so you know, “retarded” has come to be considered a very pejorative term by many in the greater disabled community. You may wish to consider better phraseology in the future, especially if you’re trying to malign someone as being uncaring towards their plight.
November 20th, 2006 at 1:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: b93fb87b17d4a
um… yea.. how about this one…
lesbians are worthless enough as it is.. let them waste their time on each other.. that will keep them from fucking up more things than needed. If they want to fantasize about each other, and get together to make cookies for 5 hours a day, at least they are staying in the kitchen where they belong.
thank you.
have a nice day.
Antifreke.
November 20th, 2006 at 2:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 44574a81e4416
Cookies disgust me.
November 20th, 2006 at 2:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: a5d80956a3e6c
I guess there is no pleasing some people ;-)
December 2nd, 2006 at 4:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 479ab57a00cdd
Feminism isn’t the cause - it’s the symptom. They have always felt this way and always will. The female brain evolved with the female value system to compete with and replace - not assist and coexist with - the male value system.
This is why arguing with women is futile. They dont see the world as we do - they view us as evil and illogical and a threat to “their” children and “their” world - therefore their own brand of evil is not only justified, but righteous and neccessary in their minds.
December 30th, 2006 at 10:55 am - IP Man-Hash: ac13d6adf9dda
Dear all
me my self cant understand why women become lesbians ?
are they too horny to mess it up
or blame men for being lame ?
or is it that the world is out of penis ?
this planet was built on one rule which is : PAIRS = MALE,FEMALE = + and -
using + and + nor - and - wont give any result, and based on my own experiance specialy with lesbians, YES THEY WANT THE PENIS,THE PIPE and they cant deny it.
women in general seek the weak,stupid man to take control of, thats their dream person, and seems that women started to turn lesbian because simply us men are refusing to allow that to happen! thats why they invented their new way of life and it is called : LESBIANS!
Cheers all and Dick Sir, all men are proud of you man cheers!
December 30th, 2006 at 10:59 am - IP Man-Hash: 27bf8cf10a805
You’re only half right.
“women in general seek the weak,stupid man to take control of, thats their dream person”
No. That’s their dream wallet. Their dream person is the thug and scumbag who can’t be controlled and will give her powerful offspring.(as defined by her unevolved mind)
December 30th, 2006 at 1:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: 109bcf0dfd9d2
Here’s a writer that I’m sure you will love sots.
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2006/12/29/1166895477178.html
February 17th, 2007 at 3:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: 247f22bc5720b
Ok this is a load of crap man! Of course there are lesbians you dipshit! I am sure you lost your chick to one hahahahahah haha your chick left you for a dyke!
February 17th, 2007 at 4:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 07b4320364a68
What exactly makes you so sure?
February 17th, 2007 at 4:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Diamatik, what was that about competition over the puppet strings?
February 17th, 2007 at 11:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: e5e53f25d43f6
Never ceases to amaze me how many bullshit posts Female makes that I notice months after the fact.
Why the fuck would I care about some some bitches relationship advice to other dumb bitches?
I’m not the cad or dad you think I am you simple minded “black-and-white theory” of men slut. I am all things.
February 18th, 2007 at 1:09 am - IP Man-Hash: adc0a2c9dafc9
Who would hang out of a site where
A. Nobody likes her?
B. Nobody agrees with her?
C. Nobody cares what she talks about?
Only a deranged person.
de·ranged [di-reynjd] Pronunciation Key -
–adjective
1. insane.
2. disordered; disarranged.
3. also a female that lives down under.
February 25th, 2007 at 8:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4f280c718b503
tramadol…
news…
February 26th, 2007 at 6:41 am - IP Man-Hash: 06c268baa85fc
All the things you say on this site contradict itself.
Women hate sex…yet they are obsessed with it and thats all they ever think about and they have STD’s from being sluts?
February 26th, 2007 at 7:10 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
This site isn’t a contradiction, women are the contradiction.
Women hate sex, but they are obsessed with sex because they are dirty sluts who love using sex to achieve their sinister goals.
To women, sex isn’t about pleasure; it is about payment. This payment can be either monetary or in kind (and by kind I mean attention).
February 28th, 2007 at 4:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 7611d2e551981
Now you know why men do not understand fucked-up, laterally evolutionized thinking of women, Megan!
No, it makes no sense. They love to hate to love to fuck and maybe even have sex, right after that “Dawson’s Creek” marathon………..
Gents, pass the popcorn, I think some good porn just came on………fuck, women ALWAYS have to fucking call when me and Mr. Wang are about trade handshakes…………goddam women! Stop trying to sell me security systems! I am a man, I will just shoot the motherfuckers!
February 28th, 2007 at 8:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 6597403bb0b5b
You could compare it to nicotine addiction. If you’re addicted to it, and hate it, you can’t stop easily.
February 28th, 2007 at 8:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
You could compare it to nicotine addiction. If you’re addicted to it, and hate it, you can’t stop easily.
I shall beg to differ here. What evil motives do you have to achieve by smoking?