Lesbians Are Faking It
Ask any gay person this and he’ll tell you the same thing: “lesbians” are all fucking faking it.
“Lesbianism” is like being an animal rights activist (and also being a woman). Are those Prada shoes made out of fake leather? Is that Ortho Tri Cyclen (AKA Super Whore Pills) not made of bear bile? Wasn’t Hitler a vegetarian?
If you thought about any of those questions, you just lost a hundred Man Points.
I’m not one to knock animal rights. I’m just talking about women doing it and women fucking it up. Also, animal rights is stupid.
Women at doing things are like trying to use bottle rockets to change the channel when your remote controller runs out of batteries. Can you imagine that? You tell the bottle rocket to hit the Channel Up button ten feet away, but you know exactly what it’s going to do. It’s going to go shooting off in flames wherever the fuck it thinks it wants to go at random levels of ferocity with no fucking point. That’s activist women for you: fucked. That’s also women when it comes to being gay.
Do you know how many women are not “lesbians”? The answer is: no women are not “lesbians”. Don’t bother asking them because all women lie about it unless they’re on the radio, but all women have had one or several experiences with a member of the same sex — or have had a fantasy about doing so and that makes you gay. That means all women are “lesbians” and also that no women are “lesbians”. That’s all the fucking proof in the world right there.
Another reason “lesbians” are bullshit is because women are obsessed with sex. When you get two women together in a relationship all that’s important is sex. Sex, sex, sex. What should we do tonight? How about some sex. What should we have for dinner? Well the sex sounds good. Should we go on a vacation this summer? Should sex go on a sex-cation this summer? Probably not because I don’t know what that is. The point is it’s not a relationship. It’s just a puppet show of carnality. How uncivilized.
Speaking of deciding where to go for dinner, I can’t even remember the last time I let a woman decide something in a relationship. That’s because it’s never happened. As a man, the first time you have sex is when your Man Point Man Meter starts ticking. If you let a woman make a decision before that moment (and you fucking did — you let one decide to get pregnant with you) it doesn’t count. Remember that. In a “lesbian” “relationship”, no matter how easy the question is, a woman has to answer it.
That is fucked. That’s also probably why “lesbians” are so fucking in love with mass transit systems. No relationship can be built on the decisions and thinking of women. Everyone knows that; even your government and the Bibles of all religions in history know that. Therefore I have disproved “lesbianism”.
Suck it “lesbians”.
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November 10th, 2006 at 8:21 am - IP Man-Hash: a9a8f6646b775
Hahah, 100% on target.
Dick points out the cold truth as usual, lesbianism isn’t about a purer relationship between “the emotional beings”… it’s about 2 whores getting eachother off all day for 7 years until the taboo no longer excites them and they go back to their families begging for forgiveness.
November 10th, 2006 at 8:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 891c83c8bc6d4
They actually include placebo’s in birth control because women do not know when to start & stop taking a fucking pill.
November 11th, 2006 at 12:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 4cff22868c995
i dont beat my wife because i am a man and i decide whether or not i will do anything. that is also why my wife is straight, and pregnant with my second son. women would be like chickens without their heads if it wasnt for us men.
November 11th, 2006 at 3:45 am - IP Man-Hash: bdbed41150a29
Interesting how women have a preference for bisexual sex. Cannot even stay committed to one or the other.
Also, the domestic violence rate amongst lesbians puts paid to their lies that women are not responsible for it.
Another feminist lie laid to rest.
November 11th, 2006 at 7:42 am - IP Man-Hash: 4af07c51822d5
oh yeah women fake being lesbians if thats so then men must fake being gay so that they get attention, men are just pathetic little attention seekers whojust mock women because they have nothing else better to do
November 11th, 2006 at 8:26 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Devilchild, why don’t you stop sock puppeting? As in, stop changing your appellative not at all, instead of every so often.
- Sasha Dith - Russian Girls
November 11th, 2006 at 11:17 am - IP Man-Hash: 6f7bbaec5652b
I have thought this for many years now. My father used to talk about this subject sometimes. He used to say “You never see a gay man go back to women, because men solve problems. But lesbians always turn back to the almighty man. They realize how much worse women are than men, because they can’t lie to each other and succeed.” Lesbians are a bunch of hypocritical misogynists.
November 11th, 2006 at 6:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7f0331adb6577
thats a top post
November 12th, 2006 at 1:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: b9ea50cbb00cc
^ Indeed. Dancnsteve’s father was a good man.
November 14th, 2006 at 5:10 am - IP Man-Hash: 3deb053877684
in that case, why are so many men turned on by lesbian porn?
i’ve always wondered.
November 14th, 2006 at 8:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
because: double the pleasure - double the fun
Lesbian porn = twice the tits and ass
Men like seeing as many naked women as possible. Plus the logistics are wonderful too, because you don’t have to view another guy’s schlong (which is a major downfall of regular porn).
November 14th, 2006 at 9:31 am - IP Man-Hash: bf0ed187095ca
Diamatik, I used to think like that too.
I got so turned off by anything of lezzies after meeting many in real life. They are miserable creatures. I think men are making a mistake by encouraging young women to go bi.
Last week a dyke shot another 6 times down the street from me because one wanted to go straight. I knew the victims son. Lezbos can be very mean. Afterall its twice the PMS and two times the hard headedness of the average woman. Stats show more fighting among dykes than any other couples. Maybe they should start new compaign VADA (violence against other dykes.) More proof that women can be just as violent as…. No! It’s proof that women are more violent than others.
Most arguments in a family are started by a woman.
Women suck as people.
November 14th, 2006 at 2:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 68d10fcf978e8
what is wrong with you losers? i stumbled upon this site researching for an essay and i could not help but read. The comments I read on this page made me sick. You are no better than women, get over it and find something to do with ur life… Holy shit ur fucking pathetic…
November 14th, 2006 at 4:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5815c696b0b99
I’m amazed at Fuckallyouwomenhaters’ grammar, capitalization, and punctuation. I didn’t know ellipses were the proper way to end a sentence, I always thought they were a way of showing a desired thought by omitting words from a quoted paragraph, but I learn something new every day. And I thought “Ur” was a city in ancient Mesopotamia, but I’ve come to find out through people like her that it is in fact the correct way of spelling “your.”
In addition to all this new knowledge, I’ve also learned that you can just come on to a site and call successful individuals, many of whom are your intellectual betters “losers” and think it will actually accomplish something. Moreover, you’ve taught me that using foul language is a better way of proving a point than backing up your argument with reasonable evidence.
Fuckallyouwomenhaters, I certainly hope you consult “The Elements of Style” by Strunk and White (two of the wisest men of the last century) for your essay, because unless you are sleeping with your teacher, you will assuredly get no better than a D with your amazing command of the English language. I’m sure your high-school instructor will be pleased at your use of invective instead of hard facts to present your case.
If you want people to listen to what you have to say, present yourself as worth listening to. Most of the people who comment on this site can in fact read polysyllabic words, and many of them excel in their respective fields.
And there, Fuckallyouwomenhaters, I just did something with my life; I showed you how to not come across like a drooling moron. That’s my good deed for the nanosecond, because men are infinitely generous and we’re all about doing good deeds even for people who really aren’t worth our time. That’s why Jesus, Moses, Buddha, the Dalai Lama, and Ghandi were (and are) all men.
Dick is right on, as usual. Billy makes a good point, too.
November 14th, 2006 at 5:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 80751d385dd5c
How do you know for a fact that “Fuckallyouwomenhaters” is a woman? There are men who post on this site that have poor grammar and don’t capitalize or use proper punctuation. And if you men are so “infinitely generous and all about doing good deeds even for people who aren’t worth your time”, (what a GENEROUS attitude), you would not make ridiculing comments about someone coming across like a “drooling moron”. Also, if men were as “infinitely generous” as you say, a site such as this that makes fun of women and tries to make them feel bad about themsleves would not exist. Hypocrite!
November 14th, 2006 at 5:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: a0bd2fb809b91
@Iain Well said.
They tend to eschew pedomorphic invective, unlike ‘Fuckallyouwomanhaters’.
Ian’s a generous man. But then I repeat myself.
Au contraire, one would indeed do so, if one wished to help a person avoid such mishaps in future.
This is a fundamental difference between men and women. Men quietly point out a problem and how it may be corrected. A great many women, when seeing a mistake, have three modes of operation:
1. Snicker quietly if it’s another woman’s mistake;
2. Explode into a towering inferno of random rage;
3. Store up the error for use in a future attack; say nothing.
This appears to be a common misconception amongst the illiterate and women. This site does not exist to make fun of women, or to “make them feel bad about themsleves[sic]“. Please note the “Strictly off limits to ladies” and “No women allowed” notices scattered liberally throughout the site.
To the contrary, this site simply analyzes the myriad number of ways in which men are better than women. No more; no less.
-wolfe