Let’s Talk Extended Warranty
Women may have club-footed their way into science; they may have even tight-sweatered their way into politics; but where are the female used car salesmen?
Nowhere. Men are better than women.
You can’t cherry pick equality. You can’t scoop off the top layer of the Jello that is life and say you ate the whole thing. The top layer is the most delicious part. It’s easy to eat.
Obviously, I’m talking about that three layer Jello, with the frothy whipped bit at the top and then the partially solid Jello in the middle and then the bottom layer of regular style Jello — maybe with some pineapple bits in it.
Well women have done exactly that.
Being a used car salesman is having a job. It’s a job that’s required to keep the economy and the world running and it’s a job men are better than women at.
A mini skirt does not sell used cars. It may sell gym memberships and extended warranties — fuck, a mini skirt will bring eyeballs into the dealership, but what it won’t do is actually sell. Women aren’t closers. Men are closers.
Women are openers.
In some way or another, all jobs are sales jobs. And in the way a man will take a small thing and extrapolate it into a very large thing, all of life is a sales job. That’s why women fail at selling used cars. They fail at life.
Being a used car salesman is the essence of being a man. Essentially, you’re selling somebody something they don’t want and something that will disappoint them. Women want all men to be their fathers. That would involve some kind of perverse sexual time travel that I can’t even conceive of in my highly evolved male brain. That’s how men disappoint women. We can’t figure out how to go back in time and seduce their mothers. Well nail me to the fucking cross.
Being a man is exactly like being a used car salesman. Women hate men. They hate us because they think about us every single waking moment of the day and that drives them insane with a sexual hysteria. Women take like two hours to get ready in the morning. Some women will tell you that’s because women are competitive and want to look prettier than one another, but that’s a stupid explanation. It’s stupid because in a competition, there has to be a judge. So what are women saying here? Women wear makeup to compete with other women? Well no shit. That’s exactly the point I just made. Women compete with other women for the affections of men.
Men are judge, jury, and sexecutioner.
It’s also a stupid explanation because a woman said it.
My main point is that women cherry pick when it comes to equality. They have a few doctors of math to their name, but I don’t need much math to count the number of lady garbage men. Women send a few of their rank into combat and declare their gender fit for battle, but where are the lady-drill sergeants?
They’re nowhere. Women can’t sell bullshit. That’s why men are better than women at being used car salesmen and everything else.
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February 2nd, 2007 at 2:05 am - IP Man-Hash: 3f6f1bc89c9c0
Classic Dick. A woman at a car dealership in three days:
Day 1) Sells no cars and her closer gets on her case.
Day 2) Tries crying to sell a car but doesn’t work. Closer pissed because he got stuck with a women in his crew.
Day 3) Quits. Probably in a tastless way, but definately somehow blaming men for her shortcomings as a salesman.
February 2nd, 2007 at 6:44 am - IP Man-Hash: a94084f9b6397
I remember encountering a woman car salesman. She knew absolutely nothing about the car in question. I’d ask her a basic question (e.g., “Is this vehicle equipped with seatbelts?”) and she would repeatedly go back to a male colleague to get the answer and relay it to me. She seriously looked like she was trying to sell cars based on her short skirt alone.
When her ignorance and incompetence became so apparent that even she had to acknowledge, she said, “I’m training.” Great - allow me to make a $30,000 mistake as long as it provides you with a perfect training opportunity.
February 2nd, 2007 at 8:35 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Actually, that would be quite sound business on her part.
- Santa Esmeralda - Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood - Lo Sconosciuto
February 2nd, 2007 at 11:23 am - IP Man-Hash: 2d5f294fd2234
Great point Dick.
We all know women won’t do the real tough jobs. But once again you have went beyond the obvious.
February 2nd, 2007 at 12:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 74f0e4cb4ab20
I don’t think women should be firefighters either.
I believe much of what you says has merit here. However, I will tell you that I witnessed this to be true:
My cousin picked out these horrible dresses for her bridesmaids. I thought, well I can get the top adjusted but I had to buy the thing, and it was pissing me off. I also felt sorry because some of the girls were overweight and felt that it would be unfair to make them buy something so unflattering and finally, I spoke up.
Her reply: I don’t want anyone to look better than me.
That is the last wedding I will ever be a bridesmaid in. EVER. It wasn’t just men my cousin was worried about, but other women. Women are surprisedly this catty when it is just them. That wedding, I had some cousins whispering all over the place whether I had my boobs done. In the bathroom, I asked why they didn’t just ask me, and then asked if they wanted to see, and lowered my dress. They stormed out. They weren’t curious about it, they were just being catty, gossipy bitches. .
Dick, I saw an article on a British news site, and it said women on average will have spent SIX years of their life styling their hair. I love my sleep, and have curly hair which I accept and it’s great, wash and let dry. In the am, from shower to walking my dog, 30 minutes. Between relishing my sleep and considering I have too much I would rather do, this is long enough.
But I beg to differ too on the whole affections of men to a certain degree. I don’t want to repeat my theory of this here, but I did it on the manorexia thread. I don’t blame men for women with that problem, I blame the magazines that start catering to women in their early teens. Women just say it is driven by man, but that is a cop out. Trust me, from what I can tell, if I put on some new makeup color, it is the women who notice, not the men.
I think I take more time and care on my looks when I am with a man though, so I said to a certain degree. I want to look good for him and to please him. I think some women think, I got him, so I am going to let myself go. I stress some women.
February 2nd, 2007 at 12:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
Wrong. Fuck off the site.
-Dick
February 2nd, 2007 at 2:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Seconded.
- the von bondies - cmon cmon-esc
February 2nd, 2007 at 8:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: a94084f9b6397
I think you’re being shown plenty of tolerance on this site; please return the favor and spare us the details of your hair care regimen. In fact, the whole “girls-really-are-that-bad-but-I’m-so-different” rants are becoming a little tiresome. I’m new here and am not one to start barking at people, but I think it has to be said.
The magazine industry shows pictures of people that are thought to be attractive. If the women depicted are below-average body weight (I certainly hope they are, considering what passes for “average” these days, at least in the U.S.), are the magazines to blame if women suffer unbridled envy and other irrational cognitions, leading to anorexia? Are women so easily conditioned that the media has to depict ugly women so that every girl doesn’t get a complex (these are rhetorical questions; feel free to not respond)? Why stop at the beauty magazines - why not go after National Geographic or foreign affairs journals for showing what a woman is supposed to look like when they photograph women in countries without a McDonald’s on every block.
Jesus Ayche Christ
February 2nd, 2007 at 10:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 17baaa609618b
“Being a used car salesman is the essence of being a man. Essentially, you’re selling somebody something they don’t want and something that will disappoint them.”- speak for yourself!
February 3rd, 2007 at 6:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2d5f294fd2234
Since used cars are notorious for breaking down and used car salesman normally take a bad rap for lying about a car then there is some truth to this statement. Sometime down the road even that new car will disappoint you.
February 4th, 2007 at 2:54 am - IP Man-Hash: fdb036116730e
Since used cars are notorious for breaking down and used car salesman normally take a bad rap for lying about a car then there is some truth to this statement. Sometime down the road even that new car will disappoint you.
If you are comparing yourself to a used car that nobody wants, that is fine. But the original quote implies that all men are unwanted. That’s not true. However, everyone disappoints their spouse sooner or later. Man and woman.
I would much rather be taken out on test drive after test drive and depart with smiles on the face of the salesman and the customer. Or perhaps a rental car. A friendship rather than a relationship.
February 6th, 2007 at 8:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3e2bcff49fad7
Rudy is an effeminate name, fuck off woman.
February 7th, 2007 at 6:11 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Rudy is actually a type of man commonly known to our gender as a mangina. Being a mangina is an alternative approach to getting laid.
February 7th, 2007 at 8:32 am - IP Man-Hash: 41402c4b64e01
A traitor approach.
February 7th, 2007 at 1:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1e9a4fd46c3a7
Dramatic much Sots?
On a more serious note, Rudy, if you are a man, continue reading. If you are a woman, FUCK OFF.
Simple. Unless if you’re a hermaphradite then my mind shuts down.
February 7th, 2007 at 4:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: c6537eb3529dd
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February 7th, 2007 at 6:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1e9a4fd46c3a7
Just traitor is such a strong word.
February 8th, 2007 at 4:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: f5ef2baec4017
Traitor is not too strong a word to describe our Mr. Rudy. He is currently visiting all MRA blogs attempting to cause as much disruption as he possibly can.
He has his own site which he, now, claims is a ‘parody’ to expose the hypocrisy of MRA’S.
February 8th, 2007 at 4:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: adc0a2c9dafc9
Castration comes to mind? A possible victim?
Maybe he lacks testosterone.
February 8th, 2007 at 4:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: f5ef2baec4017
Lack of testosterone? Maybe. He hangs out with two other, so called, men by the names of Kevin and Martha.
February 8th, 2007 at 7:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1e9a4fd46c3a7
Oh how we men fall. Also I hope he hasn’t been castrated because no man should have that done to him.
February 10th, 2007 at 4:34 am - IP Man-Hash: 796c1d8aebfd3
women are fucked up
March 4th, 2007 at 3:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 410d09a30ea4e
You pigs cant live without us. Go read the women are better than men statements. It will shoot down all your little ideas. You guys are just mommas boys that sit on the computer getting fat and making fun of women. Guess what your mind is filled with? sex! and guess how you get sex? women. So dont talk shit about us because were equal. Unless you want to go put your 1 inch penis in another mans butt hole, i suggest you shut the hell up. Go ahead. Try and offend me with telling me i need to go back to the kitchen. You guys have no intellegence and burn toast, youll starve without us, and now were taking on the task of owning business’s too. You guys are the bad drivers because all you do is masterbate behind the wheel. The guy who made this ,dick, is a dick. Clearly he is gay, and his boyfriend left him for a women, so he’s taking it out on all of us now, and all who is agreeing with him gets pushed around by his momma. So all of you better shut the fuck up, because you have no idea what the hell your talking about.
March 4th, 2007 at 6:35 am - IP Man-Hash: 9a9d8e76a0dbc
I think you should take a read of the women are better than men .com statements yourself. I’m sure they will agree with everything we’ve said here.
March 4th, 2007 at 8:42 am - IP Man-Hash: e360eaab3b47f
I think you should take a read of the women are better than men .com statements yourself. I’m sure they will agree with everything we’ve said here.
roflmao
March 4th, 2007 at 8:49 am - IP Man-Hash: e360eaab3b47f
Would it be possible for you to say anything intelligent without all he projecting? I didn’t think so. Sex is very important to young men who don’t realize how screwed up you women are. Sex is also important to whores to convince real men they need them. But sex is cheap on the corner and that is really all you girls at good for.. You said it yourself.
Now do you perform for it $5. per visit also?
March 4th, 2007 at 2:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 410d09a30ea4e
Ok Billy, so your saying that young men have sex because they dont relize how low women are? So that means you dont have sex anymore, which doesnt make you a man. Haha, your all really funny. Again, im sorry that your gay, your mom probably raised you and beat the hell outta you or did something to make you hate us. Go join a “i hate women” club, but dont be an ass hole and express your gay feelings online. That makes you a low life.
March 4th, 2007 at 2:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5ba67c873bbbd
i agree with someone. all you stupid assholes out there shoudl imagine life without women. NO FUCKIGN SEX FOR YOUUU ! unless your all fags. not all women are whores and stand at the corner of a street going up to men and asking for sex. sure guys have a major part in the world too, like making money. but women are starting to make MORE money than guys. all you stupid guys out there that think your better than women. go fuck a tree. thanks bye .
March 4th, 2007 at 2:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: a7fa03178ae31
I think you guys are all just gay fags who dont get women so that’s why your saying all this shit about us because your mad you cant get any action except for all the whores on the street corners if you can even get that. Those women probably even reject you hahaha. No woman would want to date a guy who thinks we r pieces of shit unless they have no confidence in themselves. your all pathetic losers. why dont you get off of your fat asses and go do something with your lives like butt fucking your best man friend. Also. women are much smarter than men. thank you :]
March 4th, 2007 at 2:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 410d09a30ea4e
Your wrong and kristen and someone are all right. All you men are butt fuckers that never could get a damn woman. Get a life. You guys say that your big strong men, but all the real big strong cute guys have wifes, and they devote there life to them. Read the bible fools. It clearly states that women are just as good as you. Someone is very right..you cant live without us.
March 4th, 2007 at 2:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: e360eaab3b47f
Whores don’t pick and chose. Again you girls can’t say anything intelligent you just throw your insults out there while pretending you know something. If it weren’t for men you wouldn’t be making money. Because you women are lazy asses and don’t earn shit.
You’re just misery ready and waiting to unleash on the next victim that crosses your path.
I’m am married and I’ve had more furtuna than you young dykes have.
Remove the desire for sex and you then find women are lacking anything of value. good riddance ya rodents
Moon Zappa - Valley Girls
March 4th, 2007 at 2:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: a730319341049
Four different women bashing gays in a row. What the fuck?
March 4th, 2007 at 2:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55
Bitch i could buy my dinners at restaurants we dont need you bitches for SHIT! i can get ass anytime and i still treat bitches like shit so you can just hopp off the dick right now.
March 4th, 2007 at 3:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55
I could be happy being with women all my life. Talk about bitches ill marry one and get a pre-nup how bout them apples cunt? I real men dont settle for disrespect.
March 4th, 2007 at 3:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55
Bitch we dont stay on here we just check it you have no more right to say to us that were fags than we do to call you a damn fatt ass dike, but ill call you one anyways because your another cunt.
March 4th, 2007 at 3:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55
We will always have pussy Kristen, ill drag your ass to the middle eastern countries and show you how to shut your mouth and open up the Karma Suitra book.
March 4th, 2007 at 3:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: a7aa5d2d3bdd7
These cunts prove our points day by day.
Victory is at hand.
March 4th, 2007 at 5:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 410d09a30ea4e
Silly immature boys getting worked up because they know us women are better and right :] Oh Billy, if we were lazy, we wouldnt cook and sew and do that shit, and its not because of men that were working, its because of us sticking up for ourselves that were working. Butt fuckers
March 4th, 2007 at 5:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 410d09a30ea4e
Lol save it Someone. They dont really think that way. They cant live without us. Its true. Most of them probably have wives and they dont want to get there ass pounded by them, so they go on the computer and cry to gay men. Lol.
March 4th, 2007 at 5:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5ba67c873bbbd
Billy and Jon; obviously you guys dont get anything that we have just exlpained. it it wasnt for women; than there would be no women for you to receive pleasure. therefore you wouldnt have a life; besides work. just think. and Billy i bet if your wife SAW this website. you wouldnt HAVE a wife anymore. who would want to be married to a women hater. NOT ME. call us cunts, and bitches, and whores all you want. and Jon; saying you can get ass anytime you want ? i bet your still a fuckign virgin. what kinda of man goes onto a womenhating webpage and posts comments about how women are whores, and then go out and brag about all the bitches youve fucked in 80 days.
March 4th, 2007 at 5:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 02f4987ca9e45
“You pigs cant live without us. Go read the women are better than men statements. It will shoot down all your little ideas. You guys are just mommas boys that sit on the computer getting fat and making fun of women. Guess what your mind is filled with? sex! and guess how you get sex? women. So dont talk shit about us because were equal. Unless you want to go put your 1 inch penis in another mans butt hole, i suggest you shut the hell up. Go ahead. Try and offend me with telling me i need to go back to the kitchen. You guys have no intellegence and burn toast, youll starve without us, and now were taking on the task of owning business’s too. You guys are the bad drivers because all you do is masterbate behind the wheel. The guy who made this ,dick, is a dick. Clearly he is gay, and his boyfriend left him for a women, so he’s taking it out on all of us now, and all who is agreeing with him gets pushed around by his momma. So all of you better shut the fuck up, because you have no idea what the hell your talking about.”
What in the name of fucking retarted women is this shit? Bashing gays and our penis sizes are the only forms of comprehensive responses you can offer? We burn toast, too? We fuckig invented the toaster. You bitches are the onces who fuck it up plugging into receptacles that don’t work for shit.
Kristen, how are women making more money than men now a days? Getting their brains fucked out in the porn industry is a good way to start, and end. Most of the rich women haven’t “worked” for their money. They’re either rich royal queens who inherit their money, or they’ll mary rich guys and either wait out their death or file for divorce to get all the money.
your wrong. (1) Says:
I think you guys are all just gay fags who dont get women so that’s why your saying all this shit about us because your mad you cant get any action except for all the whores on the street corners if you can even get that. Those women probably even reject you hahaha. No woman would want to date a guy who thinks we r pieces of shit unless they have no confidence in themselves. your all pathetic losers. why dont you get off of your fat asses and go do something with your lives like butt fucking your best man friend. Also. women are much smarter than men. thank you :]
Holy shit! I’ve never seen an entire paragraph filled with stupidity and bullshit end with a myth such as that women are much smarter than men. And no, thank you. Thank you! Thank you, for once again proving what this site has claimed about women like yourself.
Men are dumb, capitalize the b in Bible, first and foremost. Secondly, everything that I need to know about women is in the book Genesis. That’s the first book in the Bible (for all you women out there). It clearly states that MAN was here first. Then with an annoying poke on the rib, an even more annoying creature appeared, the woman, FROM THE MAN. That’s where all deception began. Eve decieved Adam, lied, provoked him to eat a fruit from the Tree of Knowledge, and now all of us are born with Original Sin, thanks to a fat bitch with a shamrock covering her vaginal section.
March 4th, 2007 at 5:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5f67c4598541c
Typical little whore who can’t even come up with a reason for herself to exist besides a piece of ass.
March 4th, 2007 at 5:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6597403bb0b5b
Why do you come on to a womenhating webpage in the first palce? Not to mention we aren’t women hating. That’s just your weak misconceptions.
March 4th, 2007 at 5:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5f67c4598541c
Order, these little cunts can’t come up with any reason for themselves to exist other than to be pieces of ass. They are pathetic scum.
March 4th, 2007 at 5:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 410d09a30ea4e
Little Fat boys, when will you ever learn that you need us. You would know that god made it that way for Eve to eat the apple, so does that nessesarily mean that all women are bad. Think about your momma’s, do you make an excpetion for her or is she a big bad woman too? They should of never spit you out. Your all full of shit. If you know soo much about the BIBLE (is that good capatalization for you?) then you know that it says were equal. Thats sad, you may of invented toasters, but you dont know how to use them. Your just a brainless creature with a dick. We could survive on earth, you couldnt. You guys need your mommas.
March 4th, 2007 at 5:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 410d09a30ea4e
Necroswordsman Says:
Why do you come on to a womenhating webpage in the first palce? Not to mention we aren’t women hating. That’s just your weak misconceptions.
Ok ass hole, what would you call it? The truth? haha, I have alot more proof that women are better than men, than men could say about women. So go find the right woman for you instead of doing this shit.
March 4th, 2007 at 5:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55
You hate gays alot did some lezbian shuve a big dildo up your slit? how about you get off billyz nuts just because you cant get laid doesnt mean the rest of you arent whores.
March 4th, 2007 at 5:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5f67c4598541c
This cunt is incurably stupid.
You’re the fat young feminazi so fucking insecure and pathetic that you binge and purge and talk shit online because none of the alphas want you.
You’re the one who thinks “God meant for Eve to eat the apple.” when no one with a fucking brain besides estrogen resonating shit heaps thinks so.
You’re the one who thinks men need women to survive.
3 strikes. You’re fucking stupid.
March 4th, 2007 at 5:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55
I would beat your ass if you were my wife, but im not married LOL im still young and ALIVE!
March 4th, 2007 at 5:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 410d09a30ea4e
Ladies Ladies, dont be offended by these guys. They dont know what there talking about. They are still young and dumb, and you women have alot more in life to look forward too. I have a fiance, and she is the Queen. I honestly think women are alot more valuable than men are. Your right, whoever is writing this stuff has probably got turned down by whores. There dumb. Most guys arent like this, so dont worry about it. These guys are just the ones that love to screw around in your head. Im glad to see some ladies sticking up for themselves. Good work. :)
March 4th, 2007 at 6:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5f67c4598541c
Hahaha, you are a weak cuckold fuck.
Give Queen a call for me and see if you hear the other man’s voice in the backround? Report back here posthaste for debriefing, cocksucker.
March 4th, 2007 at 6:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 410d09a30ea4e
Lol, acually i have a husband and he’s a cop, so dont be threatening. Getting worked up because you know were right.
March 4th, 2007 at 6:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 02f4987ca9e45
Men are dumb, I love my mother. She raised me the right way. She raised me to be a man and there aren’t many strong women who make something of themselves like her around. I’m sure most of the manly men here would say the same thing, if not all of them. But you, and your bitch squad prove why there are sites like this that are informative, honest, funny, but also direct. A man knows than anything with a pair of arms and legs and a brain can be equal to that of a man. Which is monkeys are far more advanced than women like you. Women spew so much shit about equality, like a fucking radio that you can’t shut off, but you don’t have a clue what it means. All you do is this “Fuck men!” “Men should die!” “We want equal rights!” “I hate men!” …. and the shit goes on. Get your asses off the couch, or the floors, or push your boyfriend’s cock aside and get up from your knees, go outside, and do something useful besides providing flasehood to manly men on this site about gays and our genitalia. And one more thing, stop with the fucking toaster shit. It isn’t hard to use one. Pop two slices of bread in, set the timer, push the lever down, and there you go. It’s that fucking simple!
March 4th, 2007 at 6:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 410d09a30ea4e
Son of suns, you dont know what your talking about, probably because you dont have balls. Your just a little immature kid.
March 4th, 2007 at 6:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 410d09a30ea4e
Ok, well im sure if your momma knew what you were saying, she would probably kick your fat ass. Obviously, she has raised a shit, just like the rest of your kind. Could a monkey be insulted if you insulted one? Nope. So dont be telling me that im dumber than a monkey.
March 4th, 2007 at 6:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55
I obviously have not got any? obviously right i mean your a fucken mind reader you cock juggling thunder cunt. There will be plunty of women to fuck forever since theirs 51 percent of women in this world and 49 percent men. Men through the ages take what we want a womans pussy dont mean shit, with that mentality your gonna get raped by some thug that thinks your a bitch. You wanna know why im not a virgin Kristen? its because i can be a jerk and get what i want and thats the only way you get anywhere with these women. And ya the kind of man i am will tell any woman whats up any time you obviously have all your men pussy whipped. Fuck that i can find new pussy all the time women flock so sometimes you dont have women sometimes your getten all their attention and their pussy. Im not a giggallo but i definitly get laid bitch so eat your heart out on the gay,penis, and not getten laid jokes. Ohya so since your checken this page you must not get laid and be fat? na im not gonna say the same because you could be semi attractive but your obviously a cunt. And ill do shit like my dad did he had the money he controlled it in our family and nobody said a fucken thing. Because scary shit happens when you fuck with the bread breaker. You can starve in a trash can with your mangina husband.
March 4th, 2007 at 6:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 410d09a30ea4e
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-sgmC_D0JE this is the truth butt fuckers