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Women may have club-footed their way into science; they may have even tight-sweatered their way into politics; but where are the female used car salesmen?
Nowhere. Men are better than women.
You can’t cherry pick equality. You can’t scoop off the top layer of the Jello that is life and say you ate the whole thing. The top layer is the most delicious part. It’s easy to eat.
Obviously, I’m talking about that three layer Jello, with the frothy whipped bit at the top and then the partially solid Jello in the middle and then the bottom layer of regular style Jello — maybe with some pineapple bits in it.
Well women have done exactly that.
Being a used car salesman is having a job. It’s a job that’s required to keep the economy and the world running and it’s a job men are better than women at.
A mini skirt does not sell used cars. It may sell gym memberships and extended warranties — fuck, a mini skirt will bring eyeballs into the dealership, but what it won’t do is actually sell. Women aren’t closers. Men are closers.
Women are openers.
In some way or another, all jobs are sales jobs. And in the way a man will take a small thing and extrapolate it into a very large thing, all of life is a sales job. That’s why women fail at selling used cars. They fail at life.
Being a used car salesman is the essence of being a man. Essentially, you’re selling somebody something they don’t want and something that will disappoint them. Women want all men to be their fathers. That would involve some kind of perverse sexual time travel that I can’t even conceive of in my highly evolved male brain. That’s how men disappoint women. We can’t figure out how to go back in time and seduce their mothers. Well nail me to the fucking cross.
Being a man is exactly like being a used car salesman. Women hate men. They hate us because they think about us every single waking moment of the day and that drives them insane with a sexual hysteria. Women take like two hours to get ready in the morning. Some women will tell you that’s because women are competitive and want to look prettier than one another, but that’s a stupid explanation. It’s stupid because in a competition, there has to be a judge. So what are women saying here? Women wear makeup to compete with other women? Well no shit. That’s exactly the point I just made. Women compete with other women for the affections of men.
Men are judge, jury, and sexecutioner.
It’s also a stupid explanation because a woman said it.
My main point is that women cherry pick when it comes to equality. They have a few doctors of math to their name, but I don’t need much math to count the number of lady garbage men. Women send a few of their rank into combat and declare their gender fit for battle, but where are the lady-drill sergeants?
They’re nowhere. Women can’t sell bullshit. That’s why men are better than women at being used car salesmen and everything else.
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March 4th, 2007 at 6:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 410d09a30ea4e
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-sgmC_D0JE this is the truth butt fuckers
March 4th, 2007 at 6:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55
Matt dont be talken about balls because if you had any you wouldnt be talken shit on whats right and maken fun of true men.
March 4th, 2007 at 6:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0e0861cfce823
So your fiance is “Queen” and I’ve got no balls?
Then you must have fully developed ovaries?
March 4th, 2007 at 6:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55
My mom dont give a shit shes too worried about my dad and why should i give a damn i live alone? why dont you stop with the racist jokes i got black friends you slit shit stinking pussy. Ill drop em off at your house and let em reim you.
March 4th, 2007 at 6:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 410d09a30ea4e
You have no respect for women, and thats a weak man right there. Your dad raised a dumb ass. Your just ignorant. You dont know shit. You’ll see. There will be a time in history when women become way better than you and well make fun of you. So stop “trying” to offend me with your silly name calling little boy. Not every woman is a whore.
March 4th, 2007 at 6:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0e0861cfce823
Men are dumb, my mother was a whore like you so I don’t give a fuck what she says. Or you.
March 4th, 2007 at 6:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 410d09a30ea4e
I wasnt saying anything about race you idiot. Shows your intellegence level. I am black as a matter of fact, all my cousins and everyone is black. When i said your kind, i meant sexist. Not black people.
March 4th, 2007 at 6:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 410d09a30ea4e
Well son of suns, Now i see why you hate women. Its because your mommy messed you up.
March 4th, 2007 at 6:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 410d09a30ea4e
You stupid little boys better stop talking about women that way. I hope your mothers chop your dicks off.
March 4th, 2007 at 6:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55
Hey Lezbo men dont say “men are dumb” you couldnt even fool me from the get go how bout you try alittle harder. Maybe if you munched alittle more ruggz and had a penis implant you might even slightly fool me.
Ohya fuck your mother, she raised you to be a bitch, she was a whore. Manly men dont talk PUSSY SHIT! You women say “you dont know how to do this and that around the house” who give a flying peice of rat shit. That stuff is all ELEMENTARY. Anybody can learn to sew,clean,cook. All that and more that women do. It comes with living alone. But women dont know two shits about fixing electrical, grilling, utility working, fixing ANYTHING. When you get beyond primitive things like cooking and cleaning ect your helpless. Who do you call when the tv goes out? the cable guy who do you call when the toilets are messed up? plummer who do you call when their a infest of insects or rodents, the terminator. The damn list goes on but you dont know how needed a handy man is in your life. Women take a mans ability to earn money, and take care of simple appliances for granted. Thats all modern technology sweety, nothing weve known to do for thousands of years like cooking and cleaning. And things arent going to get any easier. Technology is always getting more advanced.
March 4th, 2007 at 6:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6597403bb0b5b
Being black doesnt mean you’re never racist
Shut the fuck up, he knows tonnes of shit you dream of knowing.
And you have no respect for men
This reeks of feminism
Actually you’re proving us and this site 100 percent. Keep up the good work!
March 4th, 2007 at 6:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55
Your a liar your not black, i know black. You were talken monkey shit like im a monkey what if i was black? that would offend me or if i had black friends? Im smart i dont say racist shit like that so shut the fuck up before i get the 411 on your ass and some blacks your shit.
March 4th, 2007 at 6:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55
She already tried it dulled the blade. You got any ideas dsl?
March 4th, 2007 at 6:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: e360eaab3b47f
Someone Call the mental institution and let them know there has been a breakout again.
Yeah you girls Keep dreaming about that some time in the future when women will be way better than men. You could sell tickets to that show.
lol
At least one of you dopes just admitted that men are better than women.
March 4th, 2007 at 6:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 02f4987ca9e45
Men are dumb, you should add “wo” to the beginning of your name, it’d make perfect sense for you. You keep on making references to me being fat? How have you come to this conclusion? Well, then I guess besides gay people and men with small penises, I guess you also have a dislike for fat people too. Typical feminazi trash. And yes, I can run through a list of monkeys smarter than your bitchy ass. So here goes.
Binti-Jua - A gorilla saved a little boys life after almost getting his brain smashed in falling into an exhibition at a zoo in Chicago. - Can you save a life, instead of wasting your own? Probably not.
Washoe - A chimp trained in American Sign Language and showed the ability to make combinations of certain signs she learned in ways she had never seen before. - I bet if I had money for every time you combined signs, it’d be about making an ok sign with one hand and inserting your forefinger from your other hand and inserting it between the ok sign hole.
Oliver - A chimp from the U.S. who learned to drink, enjoy coffee and beer, and smoke cigars. In the evenings he would sit on a sofa and watch television. If his caregivers were out of coffee, he would walk into the kitchen, pour a cup, and take it into the den. - A lot more useful than active than bitches like you, don’t you think?
Robo-monkey - Anything made of metal is more useful to a man than women. Even a robotic monkey that can sweep properly.
Koko - A highly educated gorilla with quality skills of speaking, computer using, photographer. Ambassador to the humans. - How come you’re no fucking ambassador to huMANS? Oh, that’s right, the Feminazi Movement is trying to eradicate all that is great on Earth, men.
Crap - A Rhesus Monkey from the Royal College of Surgeons lab monkey. Name tattoed on her forehead. First non-human punk rocker. - I could live without the tattoo thing, probably a women’s idea anyway. But if this monkey knows what it likes in music, it’s already far more advanced than a woman, who never knows what she likes.
March 4th, 2007 at 6:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0e0861cfce823
Hahahaha.
Well played Jon. Thick dick alpha males couldn’t have their cocks chopped off by lasers. Now little man eternal-boyhood weak fucks like “MATT” could get their junk ruined from a stray blade of grass. That’s why Queen fucks other guys. It’s cool though, “women are more important”.
March 4th, 2007 at 6:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55
I have no respect for you or any women on here forsure. Im a strong man that will make money im ambitious i get what i want. That makes me weak? the fact that i have the confidence, and the desire to achieve anything? My dad raised me to accomplish which i have, the only thing i have done in my whole life thats beneath me is write how you women are on a webpage so whatever. Pussy whip all your men get married to a LOSER! i dont give a shit because the woman i marry will be a catch. You think that the womans movement will just sweep us away? its all called tolerance miss. When your gender goes beyond the line of equality which youve breached men will take alot way from you. Women think they can just push us out of our land and our jobs its just not gonna happen. This isnt the fucken brazil amazon forest you bitches will always be physically and intellectually inferior to us. I hope i see a bitch like you at the club next week. Im gonna go right up to her and whisper slut in her ear.
March 4th, 2007 at 6:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55
You can add “wo” “op your ass” cuz bitches aint shit. Who gives a shit about a gorilla saving a baby? people die every day serious sick deaths. You preach about the fucken rhwanda superheros up in this bitch and act like i give a shit. Try the men and women that die every day in iraq so you dont have a C4 bomb shuved up your ass by some tallaban mudafuckas. Then ill give a damn! How about you stop with the penis jokes its alway funny when you cant get any. Why dont you laugh at yourself for once? Your a fat bitch that calls a fast food break to mc donalds fine dining for 2. How about you go hit up Jenny Craig you fat bitch. And sit on her till you squeeze off a turn and then you could down all your bullshit life with a slimfast. ps. gay guys dont have problems with women. We have problems with these slutty, bitchy women.
March 4th, 2007 at 6:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55
order your out of order. shut the fuck up about the monkey shit if you want to see a real hero go to Iraq.
March 4th, 2007 at 6:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: 02f4987ca9e45
jon, for a man, you’re acting like a little pussy. You’re becoming totally irrelevant. You’re like a woman, always looking for trouble. Useless.