Let’s Talk Extended Warranty
Women may have club-footed their way into science; they may have even tight-sweatered their way into politics; but where are the female used car salesmen?
Nowhere. Men are better than women.
You can’t cherry pick equality. You can’t scoop off the top layer of the Jello that is life and say you ate the whole thing. The top layer is the most delicious part. It’s easy to eat.
Obviously, I’m talking about that three layer Jello, with the frothy whipped bit at the top and then the partially solid Jello in the middle and then the bottom layer of regular style Jello — maybe with some pineapple bits in it.
Well women have done exactly that.
Being a used car salesman is having a job. It’s a job that’s required to keep the economy and the world running and it’s a job men are better than women at.
A mini skirt does not sell used cars. It may sell gym memberships and extended warranties — fuck, a mini skirt will bring eyeballs into the dealership, but what it won’t do is actually sell. Women aren’t closers. Men are closers.
Women are openers.
In some way or another, all jobs are sales jobs. And in the way a man will take a small thing and extrapolate it into a very large thing, all of life is a sales job. That’s why women fail at selling used cars. They fail at life.
Being a used car salesman is the essence of being a man. Essentially, you’re selling somebody something they don’t want and something that will disappoint them. Women want all men to be their fathers. That would involve some kind of perverse sexual time travel that I can’t even conceive of in my highly evolved male brain. That’s how men disappoint women. We can’t figure out how to go back in time and seduce their mothers. Well nail me to the fucking cross.
Being a man is exactly like being a used car salesman. Women hate men. They hate us because they think about us every single waking moment of the day and that drives them insane with a sexual hysteria. Women take like two hours to get ready in the morning. Some women will tell you that’s because women are competitive and want to look prettier than one another, but that’s a stupid explanation. It’s stupid because in a competition, there has to be a judge. So what are women saying here? Women wear makeup to compete with other women? Well no shit. That’s exactly the point I just made. Women compete with other women for the affections of men.
Men are judge, jury, and sexecutioner.
It’s also a stupid explanation because a woman said it.
My main point is that women cherry pick when it comes to equality. They have a few doctors of math to their name, but I don’t need much math to count the number of lady garbage men. Women send a few of their rank into combat and declare their gender fit for battle, but where are the lady-drill sergeants?
They’re nowhere. Women can’t sell bullshit. That’s why men are better than women at being used car salesmen and everything else.
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March 4th, 2007 at 3:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: a7aa5d2d3bdd7
These cunts prove our points day by day.
Victory is at hand.
March 4th, 2007 at 5:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 410d09a30ea4e
Silly immature boys getting worked up because they know us women are better and right :] Oh Billy, if we were lazy, we wouldnt cook and sew and do that shit, and its not because of men that were working, its because of us sticking up for ourselves that were working. Butt fuckers
March 4th, 2007 at 5:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 410d09a30ea4e
Lol save it Someone. They dont really think that way. They cant live without us. Its true. Most of them probably have wives and they dont want to get there ass pounded by them, so they go on the computer and cry to gay men. Lol.
March 4th, 2007 at 5:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5ba67c873bbbd
Billy and Jon; obviously you guys dont get anything that we have just exlpained. it it wasnt for women; than there would be no women for you to receive pleasure. therefore you wouldnt have a life; besides work. just think. and Billy i bet if your wife SAW this website. you wouldnt HAVE a wife anymore. who would want to be married to a women hater. NOT ME. call us cunts, and bitches, and whores all you want. and Jon; saying you can get ass anytime you want ? i bet your still a fuckign virgin. what kinda of man goes onto a womenhating webpage and posts comments about how women are whores, and then go out and brag about all the bitches youve fucked in 80 days.
March 4th, 2007 at 5:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 02f4987ca9e45
“You pigs cant live without us. Go read the women are better than men statements. It will shoot down all your little ideas. You guys are just mommas boys that sit on the computer getting fat and making fun of women. Guess what your mind is filled with? sex! and guess how you get sex? women. So dont talk shit about us because were equal. Unless you want to go put your 1 inch penis in another mans butt hole, i suggest you shut the hell up. Go ahead. Try and offend me with telling me i need to go back to the kitchen. You guys have no intellegence and burn toast, youll starve without us, and now were taking on the task of owning business’s too. You guys are the bad drivers because all you do is masterbate behind the wheel. The guy who made this ,dick, is a dick. Clearly he is gay, and his boyfriend left him for a women, so he’s taking it out on all of us now, and all who is agreeing with him gets pushed around by his momma. So all of you better shut the fuck up, because you have no idea what the hell your talking about.”
What in the name of fucking retarted women is this shit? Bashing gays and our penis sizes are the only forms of comprehensive responses you can offer? We burn toast, too? We fuckig invented the toaster. You bitches are the onces who fuck it up plugging into receptacles that don’t work for shit.
Kristen, how are women making more money than men now a days? Getting their brains fucked out in the porn industry is a good way to start, and end. Most of the rich women haven’t “worked” for their money. They’re either rich royal queens who inherit their money, or they’ll mary rich guys and either wait out their death or file for divorce to get all the money.
your wrong. (1) Says:
I think you guys are all just gay fags who dont get women so that’s why your saying all this shit about us because your mad you cant get any action except for all the whores on the street corners if you can even get that. Those women probably even reject you hahaha. No woman would want to date a guy who thinks we r pieces of shit unless they have no confidence in themselves. your all pathetic losers. why dont you get off of your fat asses and go do something with your lives like butt fucking your best man friend. Also. women are much smarter than men. thank you :]
Holy shit! I’ve never seen an entire paragraph filled with stupidity and bullshit end with a myth such as that women are much smarter than men. And no, thank you. Thank you! Thank you, for once again proving what this site has claimed about women like yourself.
Men are dumb, capitalize the b in Bible, first and foremost. Secondly, everything that I need to know about women is in the book Genesis. That’s the first book in the Bible (for all you women out there). It clearly states that MAN was here first. Then with an annoying poke on the rib, an even more annoying creature appeared, the woman, FROM THE MAN. That’s where all deception began. Eve decieved Adam, lied, provoked him to eat a fruit from the Tree of Knowledge, and now all of us are born with Original Sin, thanks to a fat bitch with a shamrock covering her vaginal section.
March 4th, 2007 at 5:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5f67c4598541c
Typical little whore who can’t even come up with a reason for herself to exist besides a piece of ass.
March 4th, 2007 at 5:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6597403bb0b5b
Why do you come on to a womenhating webpage in the first palce? Not to mention we aren’t women hating. That’s just your weak misconceptions.
March 4th, 2007 at 5:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5f67c4598541c
Order, these little cunts can’t come up with any reason for themselves to exist other than to be pieces of ass. They are pathetic scum.
March 4th, 2007 at 5:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 410d09a30ea4e
Little Fat boys, when will you ever learn that you need us. You would know that god made it that way for Eve to eat the apple, so does that nessesarily mean that all women are bad. Think about your momma’s, do you make an excpetion for her or is she a big bad woman too? They should of never spit you out. Your all full of shit. If you know soo much about the BIBLE (is that good capatalization for you?) then you know that it says were equal. Thats sad, you may of invented toasters, but you dont know how to use them. Your just a brainless creature with a dick. We could survive on earth, you couldnt. You guys need your mommas.
March 4th, 2007 at 5:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 410d09a30ea4e
Necroswordsman Says:
Why do you come on to a womenhating webpage in the first palce? Not to mention we aren’t women hating. That’s just your weak misconceptions.
Ok ass hole, what would you call it? The truth? haha, I have alot more proof that women are better than men, than men could say about women. So go find the right woman for you instead of doing this shit.
March 4th, 2007 at 5:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55
You hate gays alot did some lezbian shuve a big dildo up your slit? how about you get off billyz nuts just because you cant get laid doesnt mean the rest of you arent whores.
March 4th, 2007 at 5:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5f67c4598541c
This cunt is incurably stupid.
You’re the fat young feminazi so fucking insecure and pathetic that you binge and purge and talk shit online because none of the alphas want you.
You’re the one who thinks “God meant for Eve to eat the apple.” when no one with a fucking brain besides estrogen resonating shit heaps thinks so.
You’re the one who thinks men need women to survive.
3 strikes. You’re fucking stupid.
March 4th, 2007 at 5:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55
I would beat your ass if you were my wife, but im not married LOL im still young and ALIVE!
March 4th, 2007 at 5:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 410d09a30ea4e
Ladies Ladies, dont be offended by these guys. They dont know what there talking about. They are still young and dumb, and you women have alot more in life to look forward too. I have a fiance, and she is the Queen. I honestly think women are alot more valuable than men are. Your right, whoever is writing this stuff has probably got turned down by whores. There dumb. Most guys arent like this, so dont worry about it. These guys are just the ones that love to screw around in your head. Im glad to see some ladies sticking up for themselves. Good work. :)
March 4th, 2007 at 6:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5f67c4598541c
Hahaha, you are a weak cuckold fuck.
Give Queen a call for me and see if you hear the other man’s voice in the backround? Report back here posthaste for debriefing, cocksucker.
March 4th, 2007 at 6:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 410d09a30ea4e
Lol, acually i have a husband and he’s a cop, so dont be threatening. Getting worked up because you know were right.
March 4th, 2007 at 6:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 02f4987ca9e45
Men are dumb, I love my mother. She raised me the right way. She raised me to be a man and there aren’t many strong women who make something of themselves like her around. I’m sure most of the manly men here would say the same thing, if not all of them. But you, and your bitch squad prove why there are sites like this that are informative, honest, funny, but also direct. A man knows than anything with a pair of arms and legs and a brain can be equal to that of a man. Which is monkeys are far more advanced than women like you. Women spew so much shit about equality, like a fucking radio that you can’t shut off, but you don’t have a clue what it means. All you do is this “Fuck men!” “Men should die!” “We want equal rights!” “I hate men!” …. and the shit goes on. Get your asses off the couch, or the floors, or push your boyfriend’s cock aside and get up from your knees, go outside, and do something useful besides providing flasehood to manly men on this site about gays and our genitalia. And one more thing, stop with the fucking toaster shit. It isn’t hard to use one. Pop two slices of bread in, set the timer, push the lever down, and there you go. It’s that fucking simple!
March 4th, 2007 at 6:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 410d09a30ea4e
Son of suns, you dont know what your talking about, probably because you dont have balls. Your just a little immature kid.
March 4th, 2007 at 6:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 410d09a30ea4e
Ok, well im sure if your momma knew what you were saying, she would probably kick your fat ass. Obviously, she has raised a shit, just like the rest of your kind. Could a monkey be insulted if you insulted one? Nope. So dont be telling me that im dumber than a monkey.
March 4th, 2007 at 6:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55
I obviously have not got any? obviously right i mean your a fucken mind reader you cock juggling thunder cunt. There will be plunty of women to fuck forever since theirs 51 percent of women in this world and 49 percent men. Men through the ages take what we want a womans pussy dont mean shit, with that mentality your gonna get raped by some thug that thinks your a bitch. You wanna know why im not a virgin Kristen? its because i can be a jerk and get what i want and thats the only way you get anywhere with these women. And ya the kind of man i am will tell any woman whats up any time you obviously have all your men pussy whipped. Fuck that i can find new pussy all the time women flock so sometimes you dont have women sometimes your getten all their attention and their pussy. Im not a giggallo but i definitly get laid bitch so eat your heart out on the gay,penis, and not getten laid jokes. Ohya so since your checken this page you must not get laid and be fat? na im not gonna say the same because you could be semi attractive but your obviously a cunt. And ill do shit like my dad did he had the money he controlled it in our family and nobody said a fucken thing. Because scary shit happens when you fuck with the bread breaker. You can starve in a trash can with your mangina husband.