Let’s Talk Extended Warranty
Women may have club-footed their way into science; they may have even tight-sweatered their way into politics; but where are the female used car salesmen?
Nowhere. Men are better than women.
You can’t cherry pick equality. You can’t scoop off the top layer of the Jello that is life and say you ate the whole thing. The top layer is the most delicious part. It’s easy to eat.
Obviously, I’m talking about that three layer Jello, with the frothy whipped bit at the top and then the partially solid Jello in the middle and then the bottom layer of regular style Jello — maybe with some pineapple bits in it.
Well women have done exactly that.
Being a used car salesman is having a job. It’s a job that’s required to keep the economy and the world running and it’s a job men are better than women at.
A mini skirt does not sell used cars. It may sell gym memberships and extended warranties — fuck, a mini skirt will bring eyeballs into the dealership, but what it won’t do is actually sell. Women aren’t closers. Men are closers.
Women are openers.
In some way or another, all jobs are sales jobs. And in the way a man will take a small thing and extrapolate it into a very large thing, all of life is a sales job. That’s why women fail at selling used cars. They fail at life.
Being a used car salesman is the essence of being a man. Essentially, you’re selling somebody something they don’t want and something that will disappoint them. Women want all men to be their fathers. That would involve some kind of perverse sexual time travel that I can’t even conceive of in my highly evolved male brain. That’s how men disappoint women. We can’t figure out how to go back in time and seduce their mothers. Well nail me to the fucking cross.
Being a man is exactly like being a used car salesman. Women hate men. They hate us because they think about us every single waking moment of the day and that drives them insane with a sexual hysteria. Women take like two hours to get ready in the morning. Some women will tell you that’s because women are competitive and want to look prettier than one another, but that’s a stupid explanation. It’s stupid because in a competition, there has to be a judge. So what are women saying here? Women wear makeup to compete with other women? Well no shit. That’s exactly the point I just made. Women compete with other women for the affections of men.
Men are judge, jury, and sexecutioner.
It’s also a stupid explanation because a woman said it.
My main point is that women cherry pick when it comes to equality. They have a few doctors of math to their name, but I don’t need much math to count the number of lady garbage men. Women send a few of their rank into combat and declare their gender fit for battle, but where are the lady-drill sergeants?
They’re nowhere. Women can’t sell bullshit. That’s why men are better than women at being used car salesmen and everything else.
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February 7th, 2007 at 6:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1e9a4fd46c3a7
Just traitor is such a strong word.
February 8th, 2007 at 4:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: f5ef2baec4017
Traitor is not too strong a word to describe our Mr. Rudy. He is currently visiting all MRA blogs attempting to cause as much disruption as he possibly can.
He has his own site which he, now, claims is a ‘parody’ to expose the hypocrisy of MRA’S.
February 8th, 2007 at 4:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: adc0a2c9dafc9
Castration comes to mind? A possible victim?
Maybe he lacks testosterone.
February 8th, 2007 at 4:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: f5ef2baec4017
Lack of testosterone? Maybe. He hangs out with two other, so called, men by the names of Kevin and Martha.
February 8th, 2007 at 7:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1e9a4fd46c3a7
Oh how we men fall. Also I hope he hasn’t been castrated because no man should have that done to him.
February 10th, 2007 at 4:34 am - IP Man-Hash: 796c1d8aebfd3
women are fucked up
March 4th, 2007 at 3:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 410d09a30ea4e
You pigs cant live without us. Go read the women are better than men statements. It will shoot down all your little ideas. You guys are just mommas boys that sit on the computer getting fat and making fun of women. Guess what your mind is filled with? sex! and guess how you get sex? women. So dont talk shit about us because were equal. Unless you want to go put your 1 inch penis in another mans butt hole, i suggest you shut the hell up. Go ahead. Try and offend me with telling me i need to go back to the kitchen. You guys have no intellegence and burn toast, youll starve without us, and now were taking on the task of owning business’s too. You guys are the bad drivers because all you do is masterbate behind the wheel. The guy who made this ,dick, is a dick. Clearly he is gay, and his boyfriend left him for a women, so he’s taking it out on all of us now, and all who is agreeing with him gets pushed around by his momma. So all of you better shut the fuck up, because you have no idea what the hell your talking about.
March 4th, 2007 at 6:35 am - IP Man-Hash: 9a9d8e76a0dbc
I think you should take a read of the women are better than men .com statements yourself. I’m sure they will agree with everything we’ve said here.
March 4th, 2007 at 8:42 am - IP Man-Hash: e360eaab3b47f
I think you should take a read of the women are better than men .com statements yourself. I’m sure they will agree with everything we’ve said here.
roflmao
March 4th, 2007 at 8:49 am - IP Man-Hash: e360eaab3b47f
Would it be possible for you to say anything intelligent without all he projecting? I didn’t think so. Sex is very important to young men who don’t realize how screwed up you women are. Sex is also important to whores to convince real men they need them. But sex is cheap on the corner and that is really all you girls at good for.. You said it yourself.
Now do you perform for it $5. per visit also?
March 4th, 2007 at 2:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 410d09a30ea4e
Ok Billy, so your saying that young men have sex because they dont relize how low women are? So that means you dont have sex anymore, which doesnt make you a man. Haha, your all really funny. Again, im sorry that your gay, your mom probably raised you and beat the hell outta you or did something to make you hate us. Go join a “i hate women” club, but dont be an ass hole and express your gay feelings online. That makes you a low life.
March 4th, 2007 at 2:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5ba67c873bbbd
i agree with someone. all you stupid assholes out there shoudl imagine life without women. NO FUCKIGN SEX FOR YOUUU ! unless your all fags. not all women are whores and stand at the corner of a street going up to men and asking for sex. sure guys have a major part in the world too, like making money. but women are starting to make MORE money than guys. all you stupid guys out there that think your better than women. go fuck a tree. thanks bye .
March 4th, 2007 at 2:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: a7fa03178ae31
I think you guys are all just gay fags who dont get women so that’s why your saying all this shit about us because your mad you cant get any action except for all the whores on the street corners if you can even get that. Those women probably even reject you hahaha. No woman would want to date a guy who thinks we r pieces of shit unless they have no confidence in themselves. your all pathetic losers. why dont you get off of your fat asses and go do something with your lives like butt fucking your best man friend. Also. women are much smarter than men. thank you :]
March 4th, 2007 at 2:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 410d09a30ea4e
Your wrong and kristen and someone are all right. All you men are butt fuckers that never could get a damn woman. Get a life. You guys say that your big strong men, but all the real big strong cute guys have wifes, and they devote there life to them. Read the bible fools. It clearly states that women are just as good as you. Someone is very right..you cant live without us.
March 4th, 2007 at 2:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: e360eaab3b47f
Whores don’t pick and chose. Again you girls can’t say anything intelligent you just throw your insults out there while pretending you know something. If it weren’t for men you wouldn’t be making money. Because you women are lazy asses and don’t earn shit.
You’re just misery ready and waiting to unleash on the next victim that crosses your path.
I’m am married and I’ve had more furtuna than you young dykes have.
Remove the desire for sex and you then find women are lacking anything of value. good riddance ya rodents
Moon Zappa - Valley Girls
March 4th, 2007 at 2:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: a730319341049
Four different women bashing gays in a row. What the fuck?
March 4th, 2007 at 2:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55
Bitch i could buy my dinners at restaurants we dont need you bitches for SHIT! i can get ass anytime and i still treat bitches like shit so you can just hopp off the dick right now.
March 4th, 2007 at 3:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55
I could be happy being with women all my life. Talk about bitches ill marry one and get a pre-nup how bout them apples cunt? I real men dont settle for disrespect.
March 4th, 2007 at 3:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55
Bitch we dont stay on here we just check it you have no more right to say to us that were fags than we do to call you a damn fatt ass dike, but ill call you one anyways because your another cunt.
March 4th, 2007 at 3:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55
We will always have pussy Kristen, ill drag your ass to the middle eastern countries and show you how to shut your mouth and open up the Karma Suitra book.