Let’s Talk Extended Warranty
Women may have club-footed their way into science; they may have even tight-sweatered their way into politics; but where are the female used car salesmen?
Nowhere. Men are better than women.
You can’t cherry pick equality. You can’t scoop off the top layer of the Jello that is life and say you ate the whole thing. The top layer is the most delicious part. It’s easy to eat.
Obviously, I’m talking about that three layer Jello, with the frothy whipped bit at the top and then the partially solid Jello in the middle and then the bottom layer of regular style Jello — maybe with some pineapple bits in it.
Well women have done exactly that.
Being a used car salesman is having a job. It’s a job that’s required to keep the economy and the world running and it’s a job men are better than women at.
A mini skirt does not sell used cars. It may sell gym memberships and extended warranties — fuck, a mini skirt will bring eyeballs into the dealership, but what it won’t do is actually sell. Women aren’t closers. Men are closers.
Women are openers.
In some way or another, all jobs are sales jobs. And in the way a man will take a small thing and extrapolate it into a very large thing, all of life is a sales job. That’s why women fail at selling used cars. They fail at life.
Being a used car salesman is the essence of being a man. Essentially, you’re selling somebody something they don’t want and something that will disappoint them. Women want all men to be their fathers. That would involve some kind of perverse sexual time travel that I can’t even conceive of in my highly evolved male brain. That’s how men disappoint women. We can’t figure out how to go back in time and seduce their mothers. Well nail me to the fucking cross.
Being a man is exactly like being a used car salesman. Women hate men. They hate us because they think about us every single waking moment of the day and that drives them insane with a sexual hysteria. Women take like two hours to get ready in the morning. Some women will tell you that’s because women are competitive and want to look prettier than one another, but that’s a stupid explanation. It’s stupid because in a competition, there has to be a judge. So what are women saying here? Women wear makeup to compete with other women? Well no shit. That’s exactly the point I just made. Women compete with other women for the affections of men.
Men are judge, jury, and sexecutioner.
It’s also a stupid explanation because a woman said it.
My main point is that women cherry pick when it comes to equality. They have a few doctors of math to their name, but I don’t need much math to count the number of lady garbage men. Women send a few of their rank into combat and declare their gender fit for battle, but where are the lady-drill sergeants?
They’re nowhere. Women can’t sell bullshit. That’s why men are better than women at being used car salesmen and everything else.
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Lmfao. Much agreed.
A….B…..C. Always, Be, Closing.
Glengarry Glen Ross (I think that’s how its spelt)
Fucking Mantastic Movie about salesMEN without a woman in sight.
there will be a time in history? there will? how is that possible as women never have been better. or did you meen there will be a time in the FUTURE? And speaking of name calling…didn’t you just refer to him as a dumb ass? You have just proven how stupid women really are.
Give us his badge number so we can report him for harrassment. Intimidation will not be tolerated here, even by proxy.
Who cares i bet he beats you lol, and gets away with it. You should just have him shuve his pig stick up you and get off the site.
How like a woman to hide behind a man when she needs protection or feels threatened (which of course they always do because they have a pussy). Pathetic.
Oooo, don’t be threatening. Like anyone here gives a fuck about her cop husband and his job.
Cops can’t do shit offduty and can get their asses kicked like any civilian cuckold.
Of course if he saw this site he’d probly agree with it and tell her to fuck off.
Who cares i bet he beats you lol, and gets away with it. You should just have him shuve his pig stick up you and get off the site.
Sorry Order i was out of order.
A Man.
It wouldnt be so hard to know if these women would quit making names of men and posting.
And i got nothin against the primates.
1000 apologies if i was wrong to the mannnnnnnnnnnn.
“Men are dumb” im done maken fun of people but order are you a man or woman? Im not tryen to be funny i couldnt understand that post.
Let’s not let petty misunderstandings get in the way.
Order says primates are better than women, and he’s right.
So that means Iraq war heros are 10x better than primates and women, and jon’s right.
Jon, you are severely confused. I suggest you re-read Order’s posts because he is on our side and is most definately a man. On the other hand, to all the women out there, here is a cliche argument which should be sufficient to rebuke all of your bullshit claims of equality.
How many females, throughout history, became great philosophers, mathematicians, physicists, (al)chemists, etc. Next to none. The number of great men in history and in modern times far out number the number of great women.
Misogynists may be sexist, but in today’s mysandrist society the feminists are by far the most sexist group. There has even been a case where a feminist judge ruled against a quadrapelegic man and allowed his ex-wife to take control of almost all of his property. Just to set it straight. A man became quadrapelegic from an accident. His wife divorced him. He was in a coma and could not even get a fair trial. His wife stole and sold his house, taking almost all of the profit. Why did the judge rule this way you ask? Because she is a feminist and she wanted to rule in favor of the woman. Women still believe society is opressing them? Get a fucking clue.
Ya but men is plural, you shoulda said imbecile. Well you want me to find trouble with some bitch whos actually worth the time? quit responding and you wont be worth my time. Rambling? how many women ramble? I was speaking your language bitch you shut the fuck up. Everything makes since when your a man.
“for a man your being a pussy” your a woman dont act like you ever know what a real man is. Im a real man.
When I said “Men are dumb”, I was referring to the bitch using that screenname, imbecile. Find trouble with some bitch who’s actually worth the time, or stop rambling like a maniac and shut the fuck up. Make use of what you say, idiot.
Best fantasy story ever.
Ya exactly see this is always what women fear. Women hate the thought of men organizing against them like theyve done to men for generations. Its how its gonna be.