Luck Be A Lady Tomorrow, When I Don’t Need You
Men are luckier than women.
I’m not an idiot. I know that if a man flips a coin and a woman flips the same coin, they both have a 50/50 chance of getting one side or the other.
Actually, men probably have a slightly higher chance due to manliness.
It doesn’t matter anyway because men don’t dick around with games like flip the coin, where no matter how much you bet, you’re going to end up with the same amount at the end of the night. Men only bet when we’re guaranteed to lose. That’s why men love women so much. Women are a bad bet no matter how you stack your race card and no matter how young you bag them.
That’s also why men are better than women at Las Vegas.
Las Vegas is the greatest place in the world if you’re a man. First of all, you can smoke and eat a steak anywhere you want. You can eat a steak on a goddamn escalator and no one will stop you. That’s manly. There’s also no chance you’ll be having sex. There’s nothing manlier than that.
For some reason, the moment a woman arrives in Las Vegas, she expects some Saudi oil-baron prince or some kind of fucking movie star to show up and sweep her off her pudgy feet. No woman will admit it, but that’s what they’re all looking for across the craps table at the unwomanly hour of 11:30. Holy shit, a woman almost stayed awake until midnight! Make sure you don’t get her wet!
Research shows that you have to be in it to win it. That’s why men are luckier than women. You can’t get lucky sitting your fat ass on the couch all day. And you certainly can’t get lucky by not saying the biggest diamond in the world was found in South Africa when you have absolutely no idea what the fuck you’re talking about.
Was it found in South Africa? I still have no idea, but I do know what I’m talking about.
Men are all rebels and maverick renegades. When we see a big wall of odds in our faces, we bet everything we have. Women just turn around and go the other way. That may work when you’re lost in the mall for the fifth time, but it doesn’t work in life. The cure for cancer is not where you just came from — neither is the cure for baldness.
Women think there’s a glass ceiling because none of them have actually climbed up and tapped on it. There is no glass, it’s just air that shimmers in a funny way because of all the manliness going on above it.
Women in Las Vegas ruin Las Vegas. They don’t know how to play any of the games so everything gets fucked up and slows down. A chimp on a remote control Rascal could refill my seven and seven faster than those cougar cocktail waitresses with their sagging turkey necks. And would it kill more women to put out in the City of Sin? Haven’t they seen the commercials? Who do they think those are for? Men?
Don’t be ridiculous. Men already know what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. We don’t need it spelled out on a fucking billboard.
Men are better than women.
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fuck all of you, you all are worthless. i am not spending another breath on this miserable, evil site. most of you are probably the type that go to church every sunday and hide behind God while you go on here and insult your equal.
no i dont see this a privilege. and nope dont care.
you mean a shrivelled up stick?
really, take a look at this site full of vulgarity
Men are classier than women.
Not really. It’s a privilege, you cow, not a right. A privilege which Dick can revoke any time he likes.
And I like the way you call us gay and then admit you eat carpet like they’re two different things, you fat little hypocrite.
And you don’t know anything about dicks because even if you may have been a slut in the beginning, you aren’t a man. And any man knows that any dick is better than a filthy, smelly cooch like yours.
“Whoso findeth a wife findeth a good thing and obtaineth favour of the Lord.” Proverbs 18:22
first of all, we feel dirty because we regret sleeping with a guy like you that is worthless. and i dont feel dirt after sleeping with men because i am lesbian, i dont want a dirty, filthy tiny cock in me, ive tried it before and i thought it was disgusting. you never got laid. the most tits you ever sucked was your mothers and the only pussy you ever had close you was the one you had around your neck while being born.
first of all, i love being fat because it keeps ugly, balding, tiny weewee peices of shit like you away. ANd its RETARD, not tard you lazy fuck. i have the right to repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat as much as i like, and i also have the right to be on here my tiny testicle friend.
how the fuck do you determine who has more luck? that is the most retarded study in the whole fucking world! leave it to a man to waste time. you have to go on website to prove your manly-ness, how pathetic! most of you are probably the quiet, pushover, low self esteem type of men that dont have the nuts to say this outloud so you come on here and say it on a forum. HILARIOUS! YOU PRIMITIVE MONKIES AMUSE ME! BAD MONKIES! NO COOKIES FOR YOU!
Just because there is a lack of cocks, it doesnt mean that cocks suck you know? We all know you are fat, nerdy and retared but lay off the exclaimation and repeated comments. Tard.
Your intelligence never ceases to surprise me. As for the cock part, yeah, we know; that’s why you have never enjoyed sex. As for the reason you feel dirty afterwards, well, you’re just trash to begin with so there’s no surprise there.
Feminist rock? I guess my assumption about trashy mainstream music has been confirmed - it is trash.
As for the cock part:
http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/why-women-hate-sex/
says it all.
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LONG LIVE THE PUSSY!
BLASPHEMER!
I simply love this. May I suggest you parse it down and print it on a t-shirt.
I have more one-liners than there are stars in the sky.
-Dick
This section particularly:
Women think there’s a glass ceiling because none of them have actually climbed up and tapped on it. There is no glass, it’s just air that shimmers in a funny way because of all the manliness going on above it.