Comments on: Lynne Spears’ Parenting Book, Chapters 1-5

By: Heather

Heather — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 17:40:59 +0000

fucking hilarious

By: Ritsuka-chan

Ritsuka-chan — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 04:14:20 +0000

Hey Dick,
Just wanted to say that I’m a woman and I agree with a LOT of what you have to say on this site.
Now normally I don’t comment on things like this (I just read it for the entertainment value) but I thought this article was particularly interesting because it seems to contradict what you have been saying (at least recently) about the subject of women being whores.
I remember in one of your articles you said something along the lines of “I won’t stop calling women whores because that’s exactly what they are”.
If I am understanding you correctly, then I would think you would be for teaching women to be whores, strippers, prostitutes, ect.
However in this article you seem to be completely against the…how do I put it…
“whorification” of women (yeah, I know it’s not a word).
In the majority of other posts I’ve read (and one or two “Dick’s Voicemail’s”) you seem to protest (rather loudly) that men should not discourage women from being whores, because that is all they are ever good for and that is the highest form of greatness they can ever hope to achieve.
So it seems that by your logic mothers like Lynne Spears are the archetypal of how women should raise or teach their daughters.
Just a thought.
Anyway, thank you for preaching what is (mostly) the truth in a humorous and “manly” manner.

By: Bitchy

Bitchy — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 21:42:27 +0000

He’s hiding something. Actually wearing sunglasses indoors is considered a person who is not being honest. Or hiding themselves.

I am sure Jamie Spears ended up like that the same you reason you ended up the way you did.

By: Frank

Frank — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 21:26:51 +0000

lmao!!! you guys need to stop being such faggets and mess with someone that can really fuck you up. Messing with women? wow lol good job fucking idiots.

By: Frank

Frank — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 21:24:10 +0000

Kara said:
Dr Bullshit said: Hey Dick, quick question. Why did you wear sunglasses during the whole episode of Dr. Phil?
The reason the poor little guy wears those sunglasses is because he has a really bad lazy-eye, making him look as retarded as all the bullshit he spews. You'll notice he is NEVER photographed without them, because he knows people will make fun of him. And him being the short little wimp he is, well - he'd cry over it. xoxo

Lol that's right Kara. Poor little Dick is afraid WOMEN will make fun of him therefore he wears sunglasses. Don't feel too bad Dick I'm sure your boyfriend loves you just the way you are. Btw are you the girl in the relationship? Seems that way.

By: Lawanda Mcknight

Lawanda Mcknight — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:07:17 +0000

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By: Vop the Man Ilya

Vop the Man Ilya — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 05:11:03 +0000

I’m the fucking man… and you man… are correct.

By: Cunt Puncher

Cunt Puncher — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 07:16:53 +0000

Dace said:
Kiki71 said: He doesn't have an answer, JLA. He is lying about being in the military and he is worried that someone will call him on it if he names a particular branch.
Call me on what? The BRAT thing? Thats an army term. Your right. why would I name the branch im in? so you cunts can go... Your in the navy your gay! Your in the airforce! Your a pussy! Your in the army! your dumb! Doesnt matter what branch im in.... Chilvary is dead because no one deserves it.

Chivalry, my friend, is dead because nobody wants it " I CAN DO IT MYSELF "

By: MansVoice

MansVoice — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 12:25:58 +0000

Cunt Puncher said:

I will tell you why, it’s because the truth hurts them, and the breeze is blowing up their TUNNEL CUNTS and wobbling their tongues, crazed, like drunken vipers ( hope you don’t mind me borrowing that, what a fucking superb line) and thereby they validate ( not that we needed them to do that ) what us SUPERIOR PENIS OWNERS knew all along. Fucking kick ass forum Dick, keep it coming, set all the slimy whores alight.

Fucking right. The truth hurts! Sign right up at the forums.

By: Cunt Puncher

Cunt Puncher — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 11:59:47 +0000

If, as all these dumb whores come here and post nonsensical rants and diatribes attest, there is no validity to the MAN opinions ( the only ones that matter) expressed herein, then why do they keep coming here and making their juvenile, retarded, fish stinking CUNT COMMENTS ?

I will tell you why, it’s because the truth hurts them, and the breeze is blowing up their TUNNEL CUNTS and wobbling their tongues, crazed, like drunken vipers ( hope you don’t mind me borrowing that, what a fucking superb line) and thereby they validate ( not that we needed them to do that ) what us SUPERIOR PENIS OWNERS knew all along. Fucking kick ass forum Dick, keep it coming, set all the slimy whores alight.

By: detached

detached — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 15:00:14 +0000

Hey dumb cunt, he took his glasses off during one of the Dr. Phil episodes and his eyes were just fine. Also, I've seen him doing other things (Dick gets around) and his eyes are just fine. Now, lets talk about your lack of a functioning brain.

Kara said:
Dr Bullshit said: Hey Dick, quick question. Why did you wear sunglasses during the whole episode of Dr. Phil?
The reason the poor little guy wears those sunglasses is because he has a really bad lazy-eye, making him look as retarded as all the bullshit he spews. You'll notice he is NEVER photographed without them, because he knows people will make fun of him. And him being the short little wimp he is, well - he'd cry over it. xoxo

By: Kara

Kara — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 14:38:41 +0000

Dr Bullshit said:

Hey Dick, quick question.
Why did you wear sunglasses during the whole episode of Dr. Phil?

The reason the poor little guy wears those sunglasses is because he has a really bad lazy-eye, making him look as retarded as all the bullshit he spews. You’ll notice he is NEVER photographed without them, because he knows people will make fun of him. And him being the short little wimp he is, well - he’d cry over it. xoxo

By: Billy

Billy — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 23:18:27 +0000

Arbalest said:

I agree with you but Dick would rather let them come make examples of themselves and prove him right…repeatedly. You think women would actually think things through before posting….yeah right, women thinking.

“Women thinking…”
is like an oxymoron

By: Zardoz

Zardoz — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:09:20 +0000

Clark said:

You should moderate the comments and get rid of all these useless bottom feeding whores. It just illustrates another point that men do not go where they are not wanted and women love to be where they are hated and cause trouble. All these women are attention whores that need to be flushed down the toilet.

Your second sentence is the precise reason for not doing so. Eventually Dick is going to have an enormous array of quotes from women proving the very points he makes about them. They really can’t help themselves, it’s part of the Tourettes Syndrome he speaks of in various articles. Even their indoctrinated and assumptive belief in how wonderful they are is coaxed into headstrong vituperations which prove his assertions by the act of telling them they’re not welcome here.
It’s veritable genius on his part, heheh.

By: Arbalest

Arbalest — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:03:23 +0000

I agree with you but Dick would rather let them come make examples of themselves and prove him right…repeatedly. You think women would actually think things through before posting….yeah right, women thinking.

By: Clark

Clark — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 19:43:31 +0000

You should moderate the comments and get rid of all these useless bottom feeding whores. It just illustrates another point that men do not go where they are not wanted and women love to be where they are hated and cause trouble. All these women are attention whores that need to be flushed down the toilet.

By: Superman

Superman — Tue, 01 Jan 2008 11:28:33 +0000

Happy new year, Dick. With another year shall come more women trying and failing to be equal to men… who will be the next celebrity fuck up? Who will be the next dumbass Upton? How many more women will try to falsely accuse men of rape again? Stay tuned folks…

By: Man

Man — Tue, 01 Jan 2008 04:01:02 +0000

I cannot stand women ‘professionals’. Woman doctors, woman journalists, I just fucking hate the sound of their fucking voices. As a matter of fact the only sound I like to hear a woman make is the slurping sloppy sound when she is sucking my fucking dick. I fucking hate women.

By: Danny

Danny — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 02:35:43 +0000

The funny part is that it happens to men all over. Especially when you have fame or money.

By: Savant

Savant — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 18:54:17 +0000

Unless he can impregnate them simply by looking at them. Chuck Norris does it all the time.