Comments on: There’s a Party in My Pants

By: Haha89

Haha89 — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 21:16:53 +0000

Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Watcher=Mr. Empty-pants!!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

By: Todd

Todd — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 13:13:12 +0000

Make or break someone? Methinks you are deluded precious.

By: cretton

cretton — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 01:42:55 +0000

i watched that show once. those girls are spoilt fucking bitches, if my child was ever like that id slap her with a fucking dead fish.
the mothers are worse… its because their so pritsy and rich, that they cant afford to get away with being self centred sluts.

By: John_Petrucci

John_Petrucci — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 00:10:55 +0000

Dick,
This is why you don’t watch MTV. It fills the mind with useless shit that ends up taking over your life.

Just ask my sis. lol

By: Miss Domino

Miss Domino — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 18:58:25 +0000

Which do you prefer then guys? Boring or slaggy? You can’t have it both ways! And by the way, you obviously haven’t been to one of MY parties.

By: Real Men of Genius

Real Men of Genius — Sun, 18 May 2008 07:28:06 +0000

Dick,
A buddy and I are throwing a huge backyard party next month…there’ll be a bunch of hot bitches for you including myself…there’ll be plenty of booze, enough food for you to gorge on, loud music and thats it. Some of us girls can throw good parties too.

By: Dibbler

Dibbler — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 23:29:46 +0000

Male parties are better for both sexes. At male parties you can get the girl hammered, take her into your friends new car and decorate the back seat.
At womens parties they’ll bitch and bitch some more about that friends new car..”Oh she can’t afford it, but she loves the attention the guys give her”.. Fuck it ya know? You wanna get her back? Make her scrub my cum off it for the next few weeks.
The only way to throw a party is by throwing a male party.

By: Doubt

Doubt — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 00:31:32 +0000

Golden, Col. Welcome aboard and thank you for adding yet even more evidence that girly-girls are subhuman and that ignorance is no excuse for cruelty.

By: Col

Col — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 00:27:54 +0000

Clair said: ahhh...as weird as this is gonna sound...kinda yeah. Part of it anyway. Whoever bitches the most, is at the top of the ladder...the movies aren't lying. And yes, you ARE ostracized for not bitching. (Most of the time, at least thats the way it is in my age bracket- but from the stories Im told, i doubt that will change).

Nicole said: Your brains not even connected to your mouth is it? Idiot.

By: Clair

Clair — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:42:24 +0000

ahhh…as weird as this is gonna sound…kinda yeah. Part of it anyway. Whoever bitches the most, is at the top of the ladder…the movies aren’t lying. And yes, you ARE ostracized for not bitching. (Most of the time, at least thats the way it is in my age bracket- but from the stories Im told, i doubt that will change).

By: mike5150

mike5150 — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:34:48 +0000

Being social means starting rumors, talking trash, and not knowing when the hell to shut up? Just curious. This is what most women think being social is.

By: Clair

Clair — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 01:52:28 +0000

Edgie said: cheating on their boyfriends (not always with another guy)

Not that I agree with it, but I have heard SO SO many guys say "If its with another girl, its not cheating". Eh, but the parties thing is true. We bitch like crazy, but theres more then that. We dance to. You have to understand, you're making fun of something that is almost outta our control...we're the social sex, thats our specialty. We can choose to make or break someone, unfortunately, we choose to break....:(

By: Hilary

Hilary — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 21:52:23 +0000

So now the main thing is men throw better parties?
Inspiring.

By: Edgie

Edgie — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 05:55:44 +0000

Women either get sit around and talk, or try to get really, really wasted (refer to Dick’s article about the drinking contest… I think it’s like “Manniversary” or something), then compete for who can get the most attention (which involves slutting themselves around, cheating on their boyfriends (not always with another guy) and vomitting everywhere), and usually start bitching about someone. Sometimes they don’t even need to be drunk to do that. Those times you’d prefer they just sit the fuck down and shut up.

By: MansVoice

MansVoice — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 11:27:35 +0000

Elitist_Prick said: Easy, just imagine a good party. Now, take out all the fun and replace it with misery.

Women's parties are about bitching which they call "socialising". Its a mix between gossiping and backstabbing their best friends. Wait, correction, their "BEST FRIENDS".

By: Elitist_Prick

Elitist_Prick — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 04:38:51 +0000

Nicole said: Dick, how exactly is it you know what happens at girls get togethers?

Easy, just imagine a good party. Now, take out all the fun and replace it with misery.

By: diamatik

diamatik — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 19:32:34 +0000

Yup. The reason for this is simply that all women are inherently kill-joys (except for strippers).

By: Dick Masterson

Dick Masterson — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 17:18:22 +0000

Absolutely true, Jon.

Adult parties are the same.

-Dick

By: Jon

Jon — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 11:25:43 +0000

you forgot to mention chicks make parties boring too sometimes. im not sure wat kind of parties u adults have but me being a teenager the kinda parties i love are the kinds where everyone is half wasted on booze and people are jumpin around with music playing and people breaking shit and doing insane dares and smoking up on some weed and chugging down on some beer bongs.

i have come to realise all those things only happen when its a guys only party. when chicks are at the party they just sit around and talk. thats all they fuckin do. sit around and talk. im fuckin serious. and by sitting around and talking they totally mess up the atmosphere for insane partying. real partying. and it pisses me off.

By: Gabby

Gabby — Wed, 21 Feb 2007 20:54:04 +0000

thank you.