The 2010 Man Capsule
“A sure sign of the decline of an empire, is the rise of feminism.”
The first man to say that was not me, Dick Masterson. It was first said by the British army engineer and Lieutenant-General who trained the Arab Legion in 1939: Sir John Glubb. Eat shit, feminism.
Feminism is the zenith of human sloth and stupidity. Complaining won’t make men less better than women, and no amount of fact-fucking is going to reverse the age-old maxim that you can catch more flies with honey than with a shrill and obnoxious dogma. Feminism can take out its own garbage before barbecue sauce leeks all over the linoleum. I’m busy doing man things.
If hell freezes over and Hillary Clinton wins the 2008 presidency with her running mate, Senorita Vagina, then we can expect total “empire decline” as early as 2010. In order to preserve manliness against the all-consuming gash that is H. Clinton “The Queen of Swine”, I have taken it upon myself to bury a Man Capsule deep in the manliest desert on Earth.
My Man Capsule is a lot like a time capsule, but it contains all the very manliest of things. After Hillary runs civilization straight into the shit-can like a trillion dollar lawn dart with her womanly incompetence, the Man Capsule will be exhumed and a new dawn of manliness will break.
Manly poetry: +5 Man Points
Illustrated World War II Encyclopedia Set (Vol. 1-24)
We’ve learned a lot about war during our time on this planet. The first thing we learned is that war is awesome. The next thing we learned is that war is even awesom-er the second time around. I can’t wait to see how manly the third world war is going to be. Some of it might take place in space.
I won’t sit back and let war get sent back to the Dark Ages. Especially after Hillary convinces everyone that war is bad and that guns are evil because they look like penises — the penis her husband used to cheat on her with. If war was good enough for our founding fathers, it’s good enough for us. My Illustrated World War II Encyclopedias will be the textbooks for the new manllenium. The riches contained within will be read as bedtime stories.
Barbie & Bob the Builder
Women are stupid prostitutes. Men are productive, affable, and can be mass marketed to children even after they’ve put on a little weight. Mr. Potato Head probably outsold his fat-ass wife by 10 to 1.
Children don’t need to go to school. All they need to do is stare at their toys and they’ll figure out everything on their own. Girls want to play with baby dolls that piss themselves, and boys want to build the world. If we don’t give boys computers, they’ll use Legos. Without Legos, they’ll use rocks and mud — and they’ll build computers out of that.
Sure, boys want to run the world after they build it, but that’s why I included the war encyclopedias first. We’ll know exactly what to do when that happens.
And so will women thanks to the Barbies.
A Carton of Swisher Sweets
While Hilary Clinton is most definitely running on the Democratic platform, she’s also running on the platform of “My Husband Fornicated With a Pig Using a Cigar.” That is a dangerous platform for cigar smokers. Within hours of Hillary Clinton’s perverted invasion of the White House, expect a global ban on cigars and anything else that looks dick-like. Say “goodbye” to your Romeo and Julietas, and say “hello” to soy, romance novels, and blowjobs full of teeth. Aye Carumba!
Swisher Sweets are the worst “cigar” on Earth. As much as I’d like to pack my Man Capsule with a box of Uptons or Partagas, a hole in the middle of the desert is no place for a fine cigar. The men of the brave new world would be disgusted by such an oversight. They might even start to believe some of the feminist propaganda themselves.
Swishers cannot possibly go bad because they are already as awful as they get. And just like men do when they have a girlfriend who is a total bitch, these brave men of the future will make it their sole mission in life to fix these fouled cigars into something awesome and manly — something worthy of attention.
a .357 Magnum revolver
Guns are like women. They’re useless without a man around to use them. I am placing my personal .357 Magnum revolver in the Man Capsule for the same reason Hillary Clinton hates guns: they remind everyone of how powerful The Penis is.
Having a penis is like smuggling an M1 Abrams Tank around in your pants. You look at something, and it’s destroyed. Every time you unzip your fly you should hear trumpets of the Rapture.
Engine Block of a 1952 Vincent Black Shadow
In a world ruled by women, anything that can’t be covered with foam rubber or stuffed with a safety plug will be chucked into the bottom of the sea. If you have a motorcycle, hide it the day Hillary takes office. If you own one of the rarest and most treasured bikes in the world, the Vincent Black Shadow, send it to me and I will bury it for posterity in my Man Capsule.
No one ever expects the Spanish Inquisition.
$1 Bills
Women hate money. That’s why they spend it as quickly as possible. That’s also why they can’t save it. They’re afraid of it. And that’s especially why women don’t fight for a raise in the workplace. They hate money and also they’re cowardly.
If you had a money clip full of spiders, you’d try to spend it as quickly as possible too.
Women hate strip clubs almost as much as they hate money. Once Hillary takes office and bans anything that looks like a dick, she’s going after anything that looks like a boob. Any woman president would. And speaking from personal experience, nothing looks more like a boob than naked boobs.
After Hillary’s Rein of Vagina, men will need a flurry of $1 bills to reignite their atavistic need to cram dollars into women’s g-strings. I am placing a stack of ones in the Man Capsule to jump start the human sex drive after years of gabbing and getting nowhere.
Bacon
Pig based products will become a rarity in a US run by Hillary Clinton. Bacon’s delicious flavor will be a newfound orgy of taste in the mouths of future men who uncover my Man Capsule.
“What happened to these strange and fat and crude animals what begot this meat?” These men will say. Well future men, I’ll tell you what happened to those strange and fat and crude animals. Bill Clinton fucked one.
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I am a senior next year;all of my classes except 2 will be taught by men.
I am so lucky
The man capsule would terrify women - “What is it? Is it a bomb?” Mission accomplished!
P Coderch, menarebetterthanwomen is just a website, like maddox and phatphree, that is only for entertainment. People like you shouldn’t be allowed to see this stuff because you’re way too impressionable and extreme, man. If you love this site so much that you are willing to blindly follow whatever is said to death, stop posting this disturbing shit, because that is what will get it shut down. And, like Zardoz said, using movies and TV shows as references automatically makes you wrong and an idiot. Just because it happened in Gladiator, doesn’t mean it actually happened; and if it had happened (Octavian having sex with his sister), it doesn’t become morally right. I know you will never be convinced of this because you are ignorant and refuse to be logical. Honestly though, are you a homosexual? Or whats the deal?
Anyways, about incest - You give the same lame argument that all “pseudo-intellectuals” do, “just because our society deems is correct doesn’t make it correct.” Ok, sure. But just simply stating that and nothing else is completely useless. Why don’t you give us reasons why it is correct? I would like to meet a sane person (and I stress “sane”) who would love to give it to his sister and feel great about it, and not be a social outcast, as that is what i believe you are. You need psychological therapy.
Nice rant, but a Man shouldn’t stoop to using petty sexual bigotry as a means to insult another Man…leave that to women, God knows its just about all they have in their verbal arsenal.
You are 100% badass.
FIRST OF ALL, GO FUCK YOURSELF. SECONDLY, SUCK MY DICK. THIRDLY, WIPE MY CUM FROM YOUR SISTER’S ASSHOLE, BOY. I WILL DO AS I PLEASE. YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A CHIVALROUS MOTHERFUCKER WHICH IS WHAT I HATE THE MOST. I WOULD SERIOUSLY SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE, YOU QUEER. YOU ARE NOT A REAL MEN. REAL MEN DON’T SIDE WITH WOMEN AGAINST HIS OWN GENDER. FUCK OFF FROM HERE, YOU FEMINAZI FREAK!!!!!! YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE PUSSY-WHIPPED MORON WHO OPEN DOORS TO WOMEN, PROTECT THEM LIKE A SERVENT. BASICALLY, YOU ARE A SLAVE TO WOMEN AND YOU ENJOY IT. WOMEN WILL NEVER DO FOR YOU E VEN ONE TENTH OF WHAT YU DO FOR THEM, YOU MORON. I FEEL NOTHING BUT CONTEMPT FOR YOU. YOU ARE ONE WORHTLESS, SUBMISSIVE, INFERIOR EXCUSE FOR A “MAN”. GUESS WHAT, MOTHERUCKER? I WILL RAPE MY SSITER, AND I WILL RAPE YOURS TOO IN FRONT OF YOU AND YOU WON’T DO A DAMN THING ABOUT IT, YOU INFERIOR, PATHETIC WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT MIXED WITH PISS AND SPOOGE IN THE FLOOR OF A GLORYHOLE!!!!!!! FUCK YOU AND YOUR FEMINIST MASTERS!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU AND YOUR SUBSERVIENT BETA MALE ASS!!!!!!!!! YOU EXCREMENT!!!!!!!
p cODERCH
It IS my business, and that of every other decent man, you hateful mother-fucking hillbilly. Men being better than women means we have a fucking duty to protect those weaker than ourselves from piece of shit rapist fucks like YOU. Being elite comes with responsibility, and protecting the weak, the young, and the infirm from VIOLENT HATEFUL ARSEHOLES like yourself, is part of the territory. CUNTS LIKE YOU are exactly why feminists get so much fucking credibility in their arguments to shove the rest of us peaceful and humane real men down the fucking gutter along with trash like YOU. FUCK YOU!!! YOU ARE THE REASON THIS SITE EVEN NEEDS TO EXIST IN THE FIRST PLACE!I
As for this website, it is NOT about hating women you fucking dirt bag hillbilly freak! Its about men being better than women, and a venue for men to voice and discuss their concerns about real issues in modern society. After all, REAL MEN who DON’T WANT TO RAPE THEIR FUCKING SISTERS OR HATE WOMEN are getting dragged down the shit-hole with demented trash like yourself. We only hate the situation that society has descended to in our current age. Again, largely owing to the fact FUCKING FILTH LIKE YOU GIVE VALIDITY TO FEMINIST ACCUSATIONS, CUNT!!!
Also, if you were not such a fucking worthlessly uneducated HILLBILLY FUCK, and got your historical data from some place other than mini-series drama’s on your uncle-cousin-brother’s television, you’d know that the BULLSHIT you’re talking about Octavian was propaganda created by Marc Anthony to try discredit Octavian in the eyes of the Plebs and the Senate from the seat of Emperor of Rome. As in, if they believed it, they would not have supported him and rather shunned him or thought him a WORTHLESS FUCK LIKE CALIGULA who was slaughtered by his own fucking Praetorian Guard. FUCK YOU! Don’t try to give me fucking history lessons you gutter-scum wannabe-sister-rapist hillbilly swamp slime.
HBO_DRAMA != VALID_HISTORICAL_TRUTH
OH WOW, HOW CREATIVE!!!!!! ANY FEMINIST, WOMEN-LOVING FAGGOT ACUSES ME OF BEING HERE TO PROVOKE EVEN THOUGH THIS IS AN ANTI-WOMEN BOARD AND HE IS THE ONE HERE CATTERING TO WOMEN AND DEFENDING THEM!!!!!!! DON’T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT, YOU WOMEN-LOVING FEMINIST FREAK FAGGOT!!!!!!!!
P Coderch
HILLBILLY? YOU SON OF A CUNT, THE MOST SOPHISTICATED AND REFINED PEOPLE IN THE WORLD, LIKE ROMAN EMPERORS, HAVE SEX WITH THEIR SISTERS. AND YEAH, I WOULD RAPE MY SISTER IF I COULD GET AWAY WITH IT, AND IT’S NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING HERE, YOU CHIVALROUS, WOMEN-LOVING ROTTING DOG SPOOGE? THIS SITE IS ABOUT HATING WOMEN AND NOT CATTERING TO THEM. FUCK OFF AND GO AWAY. IF YOU WANT SO BADLY TO PROTECT WOMEN THEN GO TO FEMINISTING.ORG OR SOME OTHER FAGGOT-FILLED, WOMEN-LOVING WEBSITE OUT THERE!!!!!!!!! GO FUCK YOURSELF AND FUCK OFF FROM MY BOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P Coderch
I think P Coderch is an agent provacateur trying to get the webiste shut down for hate speech.
If she consents, I don’t give a flying fuck. Go live out Flowers in the Attic for all I care. You disgust me for the fact you’d rape her if you could get away with it. Fuck that, and FUCK YOU ya fucking hill-billy. Go find your brother and have him make you squeal like a pig, BOY.
Wait, do you want to have sex with her because she is your sister? Is that it? Because I’d recommend to you that if you absolutely have to rape someone you stalk a prostitute because then you’ll only get arrested for theft. I’d recommend one of those $20 a session one - avoid the corporate ones, when you pass the $100 mark it turns into a felony and those ones are the bitchiest and dirtiest anyways.
Seriously, though, what is your reasoning behind wanting to have sex with your sister? Could you spell it out for me so that I can see your logic here?
So let me get this straight, bitch…you want to make me stop breathing, which means that you want me to die, while conversely all I want is to fuck my sister - I don’t even want it that much anymore, since I’m growing more and more disgusted by women every day. So who is worse? You want to commit homicide, while I all I want to is fuck my sister, and yet you still have the nerve to put yourself on a moral pedestal? Why shoudl I respect a completely arbitrary and anachronistic societal standard that says that having sex between brother and sister is wrong?
P Coderch
Go fuck yourself, you self-righteous faggot. I don’t go around telling you how to live your life, so fuck off and let me live my life as I see fit. Do you even know why there is prejudice against incest? Because the children of brothers and sisters can have serious genentic defects. In the olden days, they had no way to prevent this except by not having sex between brothers and sisters. But now we have several contraceptives, so brothers and sisters can have sex without risking it resulting in deformed children. Did you see “Rome”? Octavian had sex with his sister all the time - and also with his uncle -, and they seemed quite happy with the situation.
P Coderch
Lucky for us, he is not a woman, nor is he lying.
God this is gonna hurt…
I completely agree with Zardoz! P Coderch should not be allowed to breath.
Ok, a psychopath then. Get some medical help before you actually expose the world or a family member to your violent perversions. Or better still, drive yourself into a freeway pilon. That’s a far less harmful to the rest of society means for you to get your name in the newspaper.
First of all, I’m a ,man and have been posting here for almost an year now. Secondly, I should give two shits about your opinion, because…?
P Coderch
Fuck you, queer. Try to punch me in the ear, and I’ll kill you and that cunt you call a mother. What’s so fucking wrong with raping my sister? First of all, she’s a woman, and all woman are scum and deserve whatever they get. Secondly, if I don;t fuck her someone will, and why should I let some other guy fuck her if I can do it myself? As long as I give her drugs to avoid preganancy, the risk of a deformed child resulting from the rape is zer. I don’t see the big fucking deal.
P Coderch
Troll detected, or usual self-obsessed internet youth. Either way I hate lying girly-girls and incest-fetishist weeaboos almost the same - if it weren’t for the fact that the girly-girls are hailed as heroes.
Hence, if it’s just another annoying bitch-liar, I’d probably end up more wanting her to be pushed into a cobra pit than the latter. And surprisingly, such insanity is set upon directly resulting from an unjust vendetta for the extermination of the male race - it’s defensive.