Indeed, menarebetterthanwhimmin

These might help put your reference into perspective…

Is There Anything Good About Men?

SEX DIFFERENCES IN MATHEMATICAL APTITUDE

It was Christina Hoff Summers who suggested that if women were running the show we’d never have emerged from the grass huts. I doubt we’d have reached that level of technology.

Depends on why….

The sign on the door clearly says you shouldn’t enter. Dick has even been kind enough to explain why and in quite reasonable terms too. And yet here you are.

You do realise you’re being used as a laboratory rat don’t you? And that with every word you utter you provide more evidence that our fundamental premise is correct.

Goldnsilver said:

“That’s not why,” I said. “No woman could out-drink any man because women don’t know how to drink. Six artificially flavoured apple martinis and a shot of Jager someone spilled half a Guinness into is not drinking. It’s experimenting on yourself to see how fast you can throw up. No one wins that contest.”

Whatever she had and was holding was irrelevant. It was a pint of lager, but it wasn’t hers she probably just grabbed it off the table. We all know women don’t drink beer in pubs and if they do, we know what they look like: hideous. Women lie about stupid shit like that to prove points.

I think this is the most crucial point where your story meets bullshit. She proved you wrong, she was obviously drinking a lager. But you went off into disneyland in order to protect your fragile mind.

Dick Masterson said:

” …It’s experimenting on yourself to see how fast you can throw up. No one wins that contest.”…

Dick Masterson said:

… “No one wins that contest.”…

Reading comprehension: 0/10

MenAreBetterThanWomen

God I wish there was a IP manhash database for truly banning girls from posting here.
Did anyone else besides me notice that there was a productive and interesting discussion about alchohol brewing in this comments section a while ago, that just got completely derailed by a girl putting her foot in her mouth where shes not wanted?

Stupidity is contagious, even to the best of us.

Whatever she had and was holding was irrelevant. It was a pint of lager, but it wasn’t hers she probably just grabbed it off the table. We all know women don’t drink beer in pubs and if they do, we know what they look like: hideous. Women lie about stupid shit like that to prove points.

I think this is the most crucial point where your story meets bullshit. She proved you wrong, she was obviously drinking a lager. But you went off into disneyland in order to protect your fragile mind.

wolfe said:

Female said:
I was at a bar with a friend last night, we went there specially to relax and chat after a hard day’s shopping.

OK, that’s pretty funny. Hopefully intentionally.

As for the rest, yes, one can find drunken, foolish and obnoxious people in some bars. I suggest you consider a marginally more upscale venue (or at least one with fewer drunks).

Leaving aside the antics of the drunken, aurally, a group of men sound like a low roar, almost like gaussian noise. A group of women sound shrill, shrieking painfully, high-decibel, high frequency sound piercing directly into ones brain.

While neither is precisely pleasant, I lean to the view that an excess of the latter is worse than an excess of the former.

-wolfe

That’s horseshit. You had no business in a bar except to get hit on. Women don’t go out to relax… they go out to get hit on. They’re only peeved when they’re hit on by someone that isn’t sporting the appropriate litany of designer labels.

And here’s where you take notes…

We recognize your bullshit. Your story is not clever or new, we’ve heard it before from every jittery broad we’ve ever met. Normally I’d simply nod in false acknowledgment, if only to keep from hearing any more about how you wanted peace and quiet, so you walked into a noisy bar (a typically female decision). But not here, as you don’t belong here. If you’re not looking to get hit on, don’t go to our bars. Go to the salon, or better yet, go home and focus on the calming effects of washing dishes. For once you can stop spending our money and do something relatively productive with your time.

Female said:
Thank you very much. Very nice of you to say so. It’s not like a bunch of drunken, shrill, shrieking women isn’t anecdotal. Oh, not at all.

Sigh.

Female said:

Thank you very much. Very nice of you to say so. It’s not like a bunch of drunken, shrill, shrieking women isn’t anecdotal. Oh, not at all.

Would that it were.
-wolfe

diamatik said:

Of course! You are so correct, Female.

Thank you. I know :)

Stuff like that happens everyday, or at least every weekend. That is not a rare event at all, and definitely not the type of thing that may happen to you once in a lifetime.

That is so true, I couldn’t have put it better myself.

That was a brilliant example, and nothing like a group of women sound shrill, shrieking painfully, high-decibel, high frequency sound piercing directly into ones brain.

If you don’t want them shrilling into your ear, move away. It’s not like you were stuck in a tunnel or something. And at least they were speaking your language.

Stuff like that is somewhat acceptable as you don’t have to encounter it every time you step outside your house.

Neither do you unless you live above a pub.

I see your point clearly now. Wow, women’s arguements make so much sense. They don’t rely upon unwonted anecdotes at all.

Thank you very much. Very nice of you to say so. It’s not like a bunch of drunken, shrill, shrieking women isn’t anecdotal. Oh, not at all.