Comments on: My Man Bag

By: Haha89

Haha89 — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 21:13:34 +0000

Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Watcher=Mr. Empty-pants!!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

By: Alex Webb

Alex Webb — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 01:45:29 +0000

Dick, though I personally know exactly what you’re talking about, calling it a “man bag” is a gravely serious loss of man points. “Man Bag,” NEVER to be confused with a man’s “sack,” is actually just another term for “man purse,” which renders the user a flaming homosexual. The term you’re looking for is “bag,” perhaps “backpack,” if the bag happens to be a backpack. The bad news? Loss of man points. The good news? You’ve got a healthy cache of man points built up.

By: mickinson

mickinson — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 19:31:50 +0000

i think i may have stumbled upon an answer for having too much shit for pants but not enough to warrant a truck.. its your girlfriend’s purse. let’s just say you wanted to carry the essentials… keys, wallet, cell phone, cigarettes, pocket knife, and a lighter or two. now, you can put the wallet in your back pocket (i personally think its uncomfortable to sit on a wallet) but you could make it work, and your cell phone and keys in your side pockets, well.. no one wants to sit on their cigarettes, and no matter how you arrange the items in your pockets, you’re going to end up with either broken shit or incredibly uncomfortable… so why not take your girlfriend out for a night at the bar, put your shit in her purse, and tell her to stay put until you come back to get money/a cigarette/your cell phone? that way at least she is serving a purpose while she’s taking up space at the bar, and you dont even have to spend the night with her! im genius. MABTW.
P.S. you may want to take your money and credit cards out of your wallet before you leave it with her… we all know what can happen when women are left unsupervised with a man’s money.

By: Lucid

Lucid — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 19:06:19 +0000

Good Job! you invented a purse for men!

By: Sandman

Sandman — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 22:22:09 +0000

I’ll carry a man bag if it has a rifle in it. Otherwise no way.

By: Dustin

Dustin — Sun, 11 May 2008 03:39:49 +0000

Man Bag… Even after your eloquently worded explanations, it’s still gay.

A Man can handle the stuff he needs to carry. If he needs more than his own person, or cargo pants (a la BDUs); then he needs a Truck. If it’s small enough as to not warrant a Truck, but too much to carry around everywhere he goes; he shouldn’t be carrying it everywhere he goes (!) and has failed to use his man logic to understand this.

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By: Sway

Sway — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 02:41:18 +0000

Dick Masterson said: "I got an A in my last English exam..." Jesus Tap Dancing Christ! You got an A on your last English exam? Who in the fuck gives half a shit about your grades, Horty? "I'm a very good reader." Do you post your report cards to your mother's fridge too? P.S. Nicole, shut the fuck up. -Dick

I cant stop laughing! -man-space invader-

By: Saavykas the Manly

Saavykas the Manly — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 13:18:13 +0000

I have been carrying a man bag – or, as I’ve come to call it, the “man sack”, for the better part of three years. I keep over fifty pounds of awesome electronics and important work files in it and carry it slung over my shoulder everywhere I go. An 8-inch-thick leather monstrosity, it’s nobody’s purse.

This has led to another important discovery on behalf of men everywhere – the man bag (or man sack) is an amazing exercise tool. Fifty to seventy pounds of extra weight being lugged about isn’t exactly marine-backpacking territory, but I’ve built up serious toning and lost several pounds I didn’t even know I could lose all thanks to my man bag/sack.

Yet another way the man bag is a practical and genius innovation of men everywhere.

By: Amazing Jake

Amazing Jake — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 13:46:34 +0000

I am a convert to carrying a man bag. Wallet, flashlight, keys, toothbrush, comb, tissues, notepad, writing implements, calculator, first aid kit, change, shoe polish, documents, phone, magnifier, and checkbook all fit inside.

And stuff never falls out, either. It is a practical, organized working solution to overloaded pockets.

Some critics sarcastically tell me, “Nice purse.” They’re just jealous.

By: Matthew Fox

Matthew Fox — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 22:22:18 +0000

Standing on the London tube with your face shoved up someones smelley armpit and their rock hard briefcase poking into your ribs. Then someone giving you the stares because you’re briefcase is poking someone else in the back. This is the daily routine for me. I wish everyone would ditch the hard briefcases and opt for the man bag. I got an Uberbag Leather messenger bag / man bag and love it. Very practical and looks the part and has space for my laptop .. if anyones interested, I got mine from http://www.myleatherbag.co.uk

Cheers, Matt

By: Neandertalman

Neandertalman — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 14:02:09 +0000

Wow this conversation has gone on awhile,
Anyways why do women come here, you dont see us going to all their stupid ballbusting forums, typical cuntz cant let us have anything

By: hellahellalame

hellahellalame — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 20:41:18 +0000

mostly i just use my car as my manbag.. everything is thrown about inside my car that ill need. but if i had a bag itd be pretty empty.. (cigarettes, lighter, sidekick, camera, sunglasses)

By: hellahellalame

hellahellalame — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 20:39:21 +0000

i find that the official ‘ManBag’ looks even worse than most handbags would on a guy. ive actually always wondered.. why the fuck cant i carry around a bag that looks decent to hold all my shit. i only have so many pockets, FUCK. i think a regular messenger bag or even a regular tote bag looks fine.. but ive yet to bother trying to ‘wear’ one. you could always try the fanny pack. BHAHA

By: Jack

Jack — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 02:37:45 +0000

Last time i had to go through a purse to get my own money back, nothing in there is remotely important for the survival of the human race. It’s just a place for women to put the shit they need to deceive people into thinking their not ugly whores.

Now, what’s in a manbag gets stuff done.

By: RoadTrip

RoadTrip — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 09:12:28 +0000

To everyone calling a manbag a purse, well I’ve never seen a purse I could fit my laptop in. Or books and magazines or a whole carton of cigarettes. I do love my key ring though, its the perfect way to keep a bottle opener on me at all times.

By: Rod Swelling

Rod Swelling — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 14:46:42 +0000

uhh, ok im a fan of this website, but dick YOU ARE WEARING A PURSE AND SOMEONE HAS TO TELL YOU THAT ITS A PURSE AND IS THEREFORE UNMANLY

By: Overpriced Designer Manbag

Overpriced Designer Manbag — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 16:59:42 +0000

I’ve always wanted to knock-out a loud-mouthed feminazi with my manbag stuffed with heavy books.

By: Dick Masterson

Dick Masterson — Wed, 24 May 2006 06:43:58 +0000

That’s man-optimism for you.

-Dick

By: Mr.T

Mr.T — Wed, 24 May 2006 03:03:33 +0000

Dick, I think you should be flattered.

All these spam messages had to be carefully designed to slip past the spam filter and make it into your blog. They obviously put a decent amount of time into figuring out how to get their message seen. And lo and behold, they found one behemoth of a website to put it on. That means that they thought about the best sites, the most visited sites, to advertise on and picked yours.

Congratulations,

Mr.T

By: Nicole

Nicole — Thu, 08 Sep 2005 21:53:12 +0000

What the hell does that have to do with the fact Dick enjoys womens accesories?