A Man can handle the stuff he needs to carry. If he needs more than his own person, or cargo pants (a la BDUs); then he needs a Truck. If it’s small enough as to not warrant a Truck, but too much to carry around everywhere he goes; he shouldn’t be carrying it everywhere he goes (!) and has failed to use his man logic to understand this.

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Dick Masterson said:

“I got an A in my last English exam…”

Jesus Tap Dancing Christ! You got an A on your last English exam? Who in the fuck gives half a shit about your grades, Horty?

“I’m a very good reader.”

Do you post your report cards to your mother’s fridge too?

P.S. Nicole, shut the fuck up.

-Dick

I cant stop laughing!

-man-space invader-

This has led to another important discovery on behalf of men everywhere - the man bag (or man sack) is an amazing exercise tool. Fifty to seventy pounds of extra weight being lugged about isn’t exactly marine-backpacking territory, but I’ve built up serious toning and lost several pounds I didn’t even know I could lose all thanks to my man bag/sack.

Yet another way the man bag is a practical and genius innovation of men everywhere.

And stuff never falls out, either. It is a practical, organized working solution to overloaded pockets.

Some critics sarcastically tell me, “Nice purse.” They’re just jealous.

Cheers, Matt

Now, what’s in a manbag gets stuff done.

-Dick

All these spam messages had to be carefully designed to slip past the spam filter and make it into your blog. They obviously put a decent amount of time into figuring out how to get their message seen. And lo and behold, they found one behemoth of a website to put it on. That means that they thought about the best sites, the most visited sites, to advertise on and picked yours.

Congratulations,

Mr.T

According to Webster’s Dictionary, which you can find it on http://www.webster.com (but I’m sure all the men around here already knew that):

CUNT:
1 usually obscene : the female pudenda; also : coitus with a woman
2 usually disparaging and obscene : WOMAN 1a

PUDENDA:
1 the external genital organs of a human being and especially of a woman — usually used in plural
(plural means “more than one”)

COITUS:
1 physical union of male and female genitalia accompanied by rhythmic movements usually leading to the ejaculation of semen from the penis into the female reproductive tract; also : INTERCOURSE 3 — compare ORGASM

DISPARAGING:
1 : to lower in rank or reputation : DEGRADE
2 : to depreciate by indirect means (as invidious comparison) : speak slightingly about

OBSCENE:
1 : disgusting to the senses : REPULSIVE
2 a : abhorrent to morality or virtue; specifically : designed to incite to lust or depravity b : containing or being language regarded as taboo in polite usage c : repulsive by reason of crass disregard of moral or ethical principles d : so excessive as to be offensive

And Horny is “rather fond” of “cunt” (”Horny” is an intersting name for someone who’s fond of “cunt,” by the way)… very promiscuous, and I suppose she likes her pimps to be as gifted as stallions… (another example that all feminists are prostitutes, whether lesbian or otherwise)

Ahh, proof reading this before I post it makes me feel good. Like any man, and this does not include the castrated men that chase after feminists like Horny, I have provided undeniable evidence to support my point. However, due to the inexplicable and immeasurable wisdom of any feminist, this undeniable evidence will be discarded as useless propaganda to be replaced by the truths of feminist lesbian prostitutes…

Go hide in your “man” handbag.