Measuring Up…Women Still Don’t
Do you know that women don’t use sizes for their clothing in the same way men do?
I just found this out and it’s the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever heard in my life.
Apparently, women are allergic to using inches to describe their fat asses. From the gender that brought you concealer, vanishing cream, and pants in the first place, why am I even surprised?
I’m not at all, that’s why.
In order to demarcate clothing size, women use a series of numbers that loosely correspond to the prodigiousness of their ass. Kind of like how men use the number 38 to denote a 38 inch trouser waist or a 40 to mark its 40 inch length. Kind of like that, but completely fucking stupid.
Women’s sizes mean absolutely nothing in the real world. They mean nothing today and they’ll mean less tomorrow because women’s clothing sizes claim a quality only shared by one other thing: money. That thing is inflation.
That means the amount of ass you can cover today with a size 12 will someday only cover an ass of size 4. That’s inflation.
Why do they do it?
It’s not because it makes clothing more woman-friendly or marketable. That’s all obvious and bullshit. The real reason is because women are too dumb to remember numbers higher than like 20. If they had to use inches — or Jesus Christ how about centimeters, their goddamn heads would explode.
Think about it. How many times have you seen a woman carrying large bills? If you have, she was probably completely mind fucked with terror. Also, why don’t women give phone numbers and addresses in the same correct and manly way that men do; by reading solid, rounded numbers off as their sum? For example, “sixteen-hundred Pennsylvania Avenue,” instead of the much dumber, “one, six, zero, zero Pensylvania.” Notice how the woman also left off the “Avenue” in a completely typical and half-assed way.
Women can’t handle numbers over twenty. That’s why they shouldn’t have jobs and that’s why their clothing comes in stupid sizes. It would be nice to just expect them to keep their waistlines under control, but these are women we’re talking about. I’ve seen a woman wrestle chocolate away from a pig. Hand to God.
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June 2nd, 2007 at 7:08 am - IP Man-Hash: f0b5f9decb40d
Who said I was God? You twat. And If I was God, hell I would smite you!
June 2nd, 2007 at 9:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 926a1904cecf2
You’d also be a man. So you wouldn’t be as fucking dumb as you are now.
June 3rd, 2007 at 2:26 am - IP Man-Hash: 5be1efea2e2ff
Women’s jeans tend to be measured in inches. Although this may be because a lot of women’s jeans are unisex…
June 3rd, 2007 at 1:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 926a1904cecf2
I think you mean un-sexy.
June 21st, 2007 at 1:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 170cf1e0621ea
Men get a bad rap, but women are by far the PICKIER of the species. Generally speaking women care about HEIGHT, LOOKS, MONEY, SUCCESS, POWER…. while men just want women. Men are so accused of being shallow and maligned in the media. But think about it…most men find MOST women attractive. Short, tall, thin, curvey…AND they don’t care if she has money, works at a fast food restaurant or works at all! Men are MUCH more accepting of women….and yet they get labeled shallow. True, men are visual creatures…but what the media doesn’t highlight, is that their “VISUAL PALETTE” includes alot more variety than women. Women are much more narrow minded in what they want.
Its just nature. We are all ruled by biology. Men AND Women. Biologically speaking, Men are less shallow because they have an infinite # of sperm and they are programed to spread their seed. Women are MUCH more selective, because they have a FINITE # of eggs.
That is why women are shallow about men’s looks and mostly lust after “hot” guys(bad boys) with handsome faces because those men have high testosterone markers and will ensure “hot” children. Women LUST after these men in a very narrow way….where as men lust after MOST women of all shapes and sizes.
When women are not ovulating or are ready to settle down, they seek rich, successful men. That is why you will see women with “average or even ugly older men”. But women still lust after the handsome man and would prefer to have all.
Make no mistake, men get labeled shallow. But if we are talking generally…men are much more forgiving. An average or even slightly ugly woman who has even one physical outstanding attribute like a large chest or shapely bottom….will still be looked at as a sexy woman by most men. While for women to look at a man in the same kind of lustful sexy way, he HAS to be facially goodlooking. For women physically, its all about the face. That is why you will see all these average guys at the gym working out in vain and still getting ZERO attention from women. ITS NOT ABOUT THE BODY FOR WOMEN….ITS ABOUT THE FACE! On the other hand, if a woman works out a less than perfect body…she can ABSOLUTELY make MOST MEN AROUND HER TAKE NOTICE AND LUST AFTER HER. Men are much more forgiving about looks.
But it gets worse for men. They have so many hoops to jump thru. So many tests. Even if a guy is average to goodlooking, he still may be rejected for the most superficial of reasons. Men risk everything in the dating game. Women have the power.
Anyone who thinks that isn’t true…is probably a woman. :-)
June 21st, 2007 at 3:35 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
All cars and women need sony’s spicey goodness.
June 21st, 2007 at 8:37 am - IP Man-Hash: 72dadca35debd
This man jumps through zero hoops for pussy.
I have the money.. I make the rules.
June 21st, 2007 at 9:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 356b2e2244d02
Some women also buy expensive shoes that don’t fit them, just because they “look pretty”.
No man would ever do that.
September 11th, 2007 at 1:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: a1034915f37b0
hmm.
if all of you have such a problem with women why don’t you go fuck your MALE partner up the ass?
i hope all of you rot in hell and never get laid (how could you in the first place?) and i hope you know you were born by woman and we can take you the fuck outta here too.
dumb fucks. all of you.
September 11th, 2007 at 3:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9b7a2b3eaa486
Somebody is PMS’ing!
September 11th, 2007 at 6:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8bf10ee7e5a18
Another halfwit. Read the following link for some extremely good information which describes why this problem exists.
http://www.fisheaters.com/gb1.html
September 29th, 2007 at 6:43 am - IP Man-Hash: f4b5c390a75eb
Hey, guess wat? Your artical is WRONG. The womens sizes are COMPLETLEY different in Europe, and go way past the number twenty. It is just some countrys that use that system, so there is no way that the reason for that is because women cant remember a number past 20. If that were true, women in Europe wouldnt be wearing clothes that fit them.
September 29th, 2007 at 4:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2385f3847dc8b
Y-def Kate seems to be attempting some lame disinformation ruse.
The articles (comprising several distinct and separate chapters) are right on the money in describing the “modern woman” problem.
Why would anyone here would actually give a fuck whether clothing “sizes” vary in Europe…that is NOT what these articles are about.
It demonstrates how blind Y-defs are to the important reality of what MABTW is exposing….AND that “Kate” is clearly trying to downplay it.
Nice try Kate, but your bullshit smoke and mirrors doesn’t work here.
http://www.fisheaters.com/gb1.html
September 29th, 2007 at 4:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2385f3847dc8b
The Garbage Generation
Chapter I
The Pathology of the Female-headed Family
http://www.fisheaters.com/gb1.html
January 26th, 2008 at 10:00 am - IP Man-Hash: 704442c4e98b2
You care about women’s clothing sizes. Wow.
March 5th, 2008 at 12:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2e156e431b91f
“hmm.
if all of you have such a problem with women why don’t you go fuck your MALE partner up the ass?
i hope all of you rot in hell and never get laid (how could you in the first place?) and i hope you know you were born by woman and we can take you the fuck outta here too.
dumb fucks. all of you.
Always trying to use sex against us. You don’t seem to understand (among a lot of things) that the men here don’t bother with western women (maybe any at all) because all you ever do is label us nymphomaniacs.
Some of use hope we never get laid either, especially by the likes of you.
Cunt.
April 8th, 2008 at 9:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: b8ff1d5c8278b
Martin Luther King, JFK, Jesus……… and Dick Masterson.
April 9th, 2008 at 1:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: 43b5ad636e6aa
Look, Mr. Masterson. I really hate you. I hate your website. I can’t believe that a total asshole like you exists. You really deserve to die. Really. There is nothing on your site that has ever or ever will convince me that men are better than women. It’s really too bad that you didn’t learn anything from Dr. Phil, but that’s probably because you are so narrow-minded. And no, I’m not a woman, I am a 12-year-old-boy. I hope you get hit by a car. Fuck you. Have a nice day.
April 10th, 2008 at 7:49 am - IP Man-Hash: c18df8b20a276
April 11th, 2008 at 12:43 am - IP Man-Hash: fc1546f0d3d27
Dick’s right, women don’t measure up but give them time and they measure out really fast. Their is no limit to how they measure out.