Measuring Up…Women Still Don’t
Do you know that women don’t use sizes for their clothing in the same way men do?
I just found this out and it’s the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever heard in my life.
Apparently, women are allergic to using inches to describe their fat asses. From the gender that brought you concealer, vanishing cream, and pants in the first place, why am I even surprised?
I’m not at all, that’s why.
In order to demarcate clothing size, women use a series of numbers that loosely correspond to the prodigiousness of their ass. Kind of like how men use the number 38 to denote a 38 inch trouser waist or a 40 to mark its 40 inch length. Kind of like that, but completely fucking stupid.
Women’s sizes mean absolutely nothing in the real world. They mean nothing today and they’ll mean less tomorrow because women’s clothing sizes claim a quality only shared by one other thing: money. That thing is inflation.
That means the amount of ass you can cover today with a size 12 will someday only cover an ass of size 4. That’s inflation.
Why do they do it?
It’s not because it makes clothing more woman-friendly or marketable. That’s all obvious and bullshit. The real reason is because women are too dumb to remember numbers higher than like 20. If they had to use inches — or Jesus Christ how about centimeters, their goddamn heads would explode.
Think about it. How many times have you seen a woman carrying large bills? If you have, she was probably completely mind fucked with terror. Also, why don’t women give phone numbers and addresses in the same correct and manly way that men do; by reading solid, rounded numbers off as their sum? For example, “sixteen-hundred Pennsylvania Avenue,” instead of the much dumber, “one, six, zero, zero Pensylvania.” Notice how the woman also left off the “Avenue” in a completely typical and half-assed way.
Women can’t handle numbers over twenty. That’s why they shouldn’t have jobs and that’s why their clothing comes in stupid sizes. It would be nice to just expect them to keep their waistlines under control, but these are women we’re talking about. I’ve seen a woman wrestle chocolate away from a pig. Hand to God.
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June 20th, 2006 at 7:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: c7f90983ceee6
I always said that if a man wanted to make a fortune, he could take a size 16 dress, and label it size 10. The bitches would lap it up like a kitten does cream.
June 20th, 2006 at 8:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 45d50a3a569f0
Dick,
Why is it that most rock bands are guys? Why are there so few girls who play instruments?
Why are there so few girls who want to hear real music, instead of stupid radio top-40 pop bullshit?
Why do women like all of the bland things, and guys are the thrill-seekers?
June 20th, 2006 at 11:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: ff1a3256af747
It’s the white braincells. Most women are shallow.
More proof that men are better than women.
June 21st, 2006 at 7:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 5950bb08d3016
The funny thing is that they need it to stroke their ego. Seriously
They are so obsessed with outward appearance and superficial things that they think by having sizes that make sense it would make them think they had bigger asses. Hence the sizes. Think about it this way. They think that wearing a size 8 instead of a size 32 will make themselves and other people think they are small. Makes no logical man sense.
I once got a tux and it fit perfectly, I gave my measurements over a phone. Can’t do that with wymyn sizes
Furthermore notice that bra sizes are what they are. LARGE numbers for circumfrence. THis is because wymyn want people to think they are big up there.
Another example of how superficial they are.
Finally we have the fact that they have floating sizes.
My SO used to wear an 8 about 6-7 years ago, now she wears a 4.
The punchline here is that she has been the same weight and build the entire time.
Since wymyn are getting fatter and fatter, instead of diets, they adjusted the size parameters.
ROFL, they are the most shallow superficial creatures on the face of this earth.
June 21st, 2006 at 8:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
You’re quite right on your size comments; however, on bra sizes, not even those are quite true; women play with that a bit as well. Thanks to Respondo-Bot VII’s database:
Beyond that, what one manufacturer classes as a C cup, another (e.g. Victoria’s Secret is notorious for this) classifies as a D.
The fakery never ends.
-wolfe
June 21st, 2006 at 9:57 am - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
Bill in NY, those are good questions. I’ll get to them this week.
-Dick
June 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am - IP Man-Hash: 9438f68e1c745
You’re quite right on your size comments; however, on bra sizes, not even those are quite true; women play with that a bit as well. Thanks to Respondo-Bot VII’s database:
Beyond that, what one manufacturer classes as a C cup, another (e.g. Victoria’s Secret is notorious for this) classifies as a D.
The fakery never ends.
-wolfe
That’s very true, I have been with two women who fitted perfectly in my hand (which hasn’t changed size over time): one was a 32DD, the other a 34A. The bra looked exactly the same to me!
I personally quite like the fact that women sizes aren’t the same as men’s - that way I can go on ebay, type “trousers 34″ and get only men’s trousers straight away.
June 26th, 2006 at 10:40 am - IP Man-Hash: bc18047482da0
Guess women have to learn to love emselves for who they are, more than what are supposed to or projected to be..
Personall i could care less..
peace bro.. neat site btw
G
August 12th, 2006 at 12:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: d6af09ac6bdab
If there is one thing women do well, it is that they already love themsleves until thy think about how fucked up they are. Then they get depressed and go for an ego stroking.
Themselves is the only thing they really love.
August 16th, 2006 at 10:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8a5886a17def4
sexist assholes
August 17th, 2006 at 2:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 49c9ff889fded
jane, you ignorant ….
August 17th, 2006 at 5:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
You have one as well, if I’m not mistaken. If the asshole is sexist, pray tell us what that other one is.
August 17th, 2006 at 8:39 am - IP Man-Hash: 0d17ac160ff85
I wish I knew.
That’s a good one: a chick really playing a guitar as opposed to faking it with a overdub of some dude playing. They can’t even hold the fucking things right, peering over at the strings like they are performing an operation.
August 17th, 2006 at 8:42 am - IP Man-Hash: 0d17ac160ff85
You’re quite right on your size comments; however, on bra sizes, not even those are quite true; women play with that a bit as well. Thanks to Respondo-Bot VII’s database:
Beyond that, what one manufacturer classes as a C cup, another (e.g. Victoria’s Secret is notorious for this) classifies as a D.
The fakery never ends.
-wolfe
You are right. I recall the first time I was “surprised” by the discrepancy between what the bra showed and what was underneath. Like, where did grandma’s tits come from? Shit. I am glad I only paid for her coffee.
April 16th, 2007 at 12:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: de37cd75f0066
I wish I was a boy and cool like all of you~. :(
April 16th, 2007 at 1:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8d87604c92686
That’s the spirit!
June 2nd, 2007 at 7:08 am - IP Man-Hash: f0b5f9decb40d
Who said I was God? You twat. And If I was God, hell I would smite you!
June 2nd, 2007 at 9:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 926a1904cecf2
You’d also be a man. So you wouldn’t be as fucking dumb as you are now.
June 3rd, 2007 at 2:26 am - IP Man-Hash: 5be1efea2e2ff
Women’s jeans tend to be measured in inches. Although this may be because a lot of women’s jeans are unisex…
June 3rd, 2007 at 1:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 926a1904cecf2
I think you mean un-sexy.
June 21st, 2007 at 1:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 170cf1e0621ea
Men get a bad rap, but women are by far the PICKIER of the species. Generally speaking women care about HEIGHT, LOOKS, MONEY, SUCCESS, POWER…. while men just want women. Men are so accused of being shallow and maligned in the media. But think about it…most men find MOST women attractive. Short, tall, thin, curvey…AND they don’t care if she has money, works at a fast food restaurant or works at all! Men are MUCH more accepting of women….and yet they get labeled shallow. True, men are visual creatures…but what the media doesn’t highlight, is that their “VISUAL PALETTE” includes alot more variety than women. Women are much more narrow minded in what they want.
Its just nature. We are all ruled by biology. Men AND Women. Biologically speaking, Men are less shallow because they have an infinite # of sperm and they are programed to spread their seed. Women are MUCH more selective, because they have a FINITE # of eggs.
That is why women are shallow about men’s looks and mostly lust after “hot” guys(bad boys) with handsome faces because those men have high testosterone markers and will ensure “hot” children. Women LUST after these men in a very narrow way….where as men lust after MOST women of all shapes and sizes.
When women are not ovulating or are ready to settle down, they seek rich, successful men. That is why you will see women with “average or even ugly older men”. But women still lust after the handsome man and would prefer to have all.
Make no mistake, men get labeled shallow. But if we are talking generally…men are much more forgiving. An average or even slightly ugly woman who has even one physical outstanding attribute like a large chest or shapely bottom….will still be looked at as a sexy woman by most men. While for women to look at a man in the same kind of lustful sexy way, he HAS to be facially goodlooking. For women physically, its all about the face. That is why you will see all these average guys at the gym working out in vain and still getting ZERO attention from women. ITS NOT ABOUT THE BODY FOR WOMEN….ITS ABOUT THE FACE! On the other hand, if a woman works out a less than perfect body…she can ABSOLUTELY make MOST MEN AROUND HER TAKE NOTICE AND LUST AFTER HER. Men are much more forgiving about looks.
But it gets worse for men. They have so many hoops to jump thru. So many tests. Even if a guy is average to goodlooking, he still may be rejected for the most superficial of reasons. Men risk everything in the dating game. Women have the power.
Anyone who thinks that isn’t true…is probably a woman. :-)
June 21st, 2007 at 3:35 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
All cars and women need sony’s spicey goodness.
June 21st, 2007 at 8:37 am - IP Man-Hash: 72dadca35debd
This man jumps through zero hoops for pussy.
I have the money.. I make the rules.
June 21st, 2007 at 9:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 356b2e2244d02
Some women also buy expensive shoes that don’t fit them, just because they “look pretty”.
No man would ever do that.
September 11th, 2007 at 1:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: a1034915f37b0
hmm.
if all of you have such a problem with women why don’t you go fuck your MALE partner up the ass?
i hope all of you rot in hell and never get laid (how could you in the first place?) and i hope you know you were born by woman and we can take you the fuck outta here too.
dumb fucks. all of you.
September 11th, 2007 at 3:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9b7a2b3eaa486
Somebody is PMS’ing!
September 11th, 2007 at 6:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8bf10ee7e5a18
Another halfwit. Read the following link for some extremely good information which describes why this problem exists.
http://www.fisheaters.com/gb1.html
September 29th, 2007 at 6:43 am - IP Man-Hash: f4b5c390a75eb
Hey, guess wat? Your artical is WRONG. The womens sizes are COMPLETLEY different in Europe, and go way past the number twenty. It is just some countrys that use that system, so there is no way that the reason for that is because women cant remember a number past 20. If that were true, women in Europe wouldnt be wearing clothes that fit them.
September 29th, 2007 at 4:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2385f3847dc8b
Y-def Kate seems to be attempting some lame disinformation ruse.
The articles (comprising several distinct and separate chapters) are right on the money in describing the “modern woman” problem.
Why would anyone here would actually give a fuck whether clothing “sizes” vary in Europe…that is NOT what these articles are about.
It demonstrates how blind Y-defs are to the important reality of what MABTW is exposing….AND that “Kate” is clearly trying to downplay it.
Nice try Kate, but your bullshit smoke and mirrors doesn’t work here.
http://www.fisheaters.com/gb1.html
September 29th, 2007 at 4:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2385f3847dc8b
The Garbage Generation
Chapter I
The Pathology of the Female-headed Family
http://www.fisheaters.com/gb1.html
January 26th, 2008 at 10:00 am - IP Man-Hash: 704442c4e98b2
You care about women’s clothing sizes. Wow.
March 5th, 2008 at 12:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2e156e431b91f
“hmm.
if all of you have such a problem with women why don’t you go fuck your MALE partner up the ass?
i hope all of you rot in hell and never get laid (how could you in the first place?) and i hope you know you were born by woman and we can take you the fuck outta here too.
dumb fucks. all of you.
Always trying to use sex against us. You don’t seem to understand (among a lot of things) that the men here don’t bother with western women (maybe any at all) because all you ever do is label us nymphomaniacs.
Some of use hope we never get laid either, especially by the likes of you.
Cunt.
April 8th, 2008 at 9:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: b8ff1d5c8278b
Martin Luther King, JFK, Jesus……… and Dick Masterson.
April 9th, 2008 at 1:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: 43b5ad636e6aa
Look, Mr. Masterson. I really hate you. I hate your website. I can’t believe that a total asshole like you exists. You really deserve to die. Really. There is nothing on your site that has ever or ever will convince me that men are better than women. It’s really too bad that you didn’t learn anything from Dr. Phil, but that’s probably because you are so narrow-minded. And no, I’m not a woman, I am a 12-year-old-boy. I hope you get hit by a car. Fuck you. Have a nice day.
April 10th, 2008 at 7:49 am - IP Man-Hash: c18df8b20a276
April 11th, 2008 at 12:43 am - IP Man-Hash: fc1546f0d3d27
Dick’s right, women don’t measure up but give them time and they measure out really fast. Their is no limit to how they measure out.
May 29th, 2008 at 11:41 am - IP Man-Hash: 97b004de36f60
I’m just tryin to see if that dick was real!
-Dick
May 29th, 2008 at 12:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: d2ab014396aca
I hope not, then how could he afford to buy me mine?
May 29th, 2008 at 3:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: 434bbc150e384
I hope not, then how could he afford to buy me mine?
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Sorry, but men are not your ATM’s. Go get a job, buy your on shoes and men will still be better than women.
Deathslayer
May 29th, 2008 at 4:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2bf9071d7785e
Aaron: This site is called Men are better than women for a reason. You are not yet a man so we dont expect you to understand any of this! Hit the playground.
May 29th, 2008 at 8:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5afbc3939a46d
12 year olds shouldn’t be using those words. Tsk tsk.
June 6th, 2008 at 12:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 77c4cf7d455b6
I live in Denmark (That’s in Europe, FYI). Women ARE wearing clothes that do not fit them. In fact, everyone dresses as if they were a 17 year old girl. Fat chicks, old chicks, ugly and deformed chicks. EVERY-FUCKING-ONE. It’s disgusting. And no one of them knows how to even wear pants. Every overweight gal who wastes my precious oxygen are wearing pants that shows off her disgusting ass-crack.
How hard can it be to wear pants? I have done it all my life, and it works for me. I notice there is a whole for each leg, and I’m supposed to have the top around my waist.
Why is it that a woman cannot figure this thing out?
I’ll tell you. As soon as she figures out that she’s supposed to put her legs in the two holes her tiny brain is too tired, to fasten them + She bought the pants 7 numbers to short/thin, because she thought it would make her look not fat.
They somehow believe wearing man-clothes will make them into men. It’s a shame it cannot be put to the test as there is no woman in the world who can figure man-clothing out. Even something THAT simple, is impossible for them.