Measuring Up…Women Still Don’t
Do you know that women don’t use sizes for their clothing in the same way men do?
I just found this out and it’s the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever heard in my life.
Apparently, women are allergic to using inches to describe their fat asses. From the gender that brought you concealer, vanishing cream, and pants in the first place, why am I even surprised?
I’m not at all, that’s why.
In order to demarcate clothing size, women use a series of numbers that loosely correspond to the prodigiousness of their ass. Kind of like how men use the number 38 to denote a 38 inch trouser waist or a 40 to mark its 40 inch length. Kind of like that, but completely fucking stupid.
Women’s sizes mean absolutely nothing in the real world. They mean nothing today and they’ll mean less tomorrow because women’s clothing sizes claim a quality only shared by one other thing: money. That thing is inflation.
That means the amount of ass you can cover today with a size 12 will someday only cover an ass of size 4. That’s inflation.
Why do they do it?
It’s not because it makes clothing more woman-friendly or marketable. That’s all obvious and bullshit. The real reason is because women are too dumb to remember numbers higher than like 20. If they had to use inches — or Jesus Christ how about centimeters, their goddamn heads would explode.
Think about it. How many times have you seen a woman carrying large bills? If you have, she was probably completely mind fucked with terror. Also, why don’t women give phone numbers and addresses in the same correct and manly way that men do; by reading solid, rounded numbers off as their sum? For example, “sixteen-hundred Pennsylvania Avenue,” instead of the much dumber, “one, six, zero, zero Pensylvania.” Notice how the woman also left off the “Avenue” in a completely typical and half-assed way.
Women can’t handle numbers over twenty. That’s why they shouldn’t have jobs and that’s why their clothing comes in stupid sizes. It would be nice to just expect them to keep their waistlines under control, but these are women we’re talking about. I’ve seen a woman wrestle chocolate away from a pig. Hand to God.
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Men get a bad rap, but women are by far the PICKIER of the species. Generally speaking women care about HEIGHT, LOOKS, MONEY, SUCCESS, POWER…. while men just want women. Men are so accused of being shallow and maligned in the media. But think about it…most men find MOST women attractive. Short, tall, thin, curvey…AND they don’t care if she has money, works at a fast food restaurant or works at all! Men are MUCH more accepting of women….and yet they get labeled shallow. True, men are visual creatures…but what the media doesn’t highlight, is that their “VISUAL PALETTE” includes alot more variety than women. Women are much more narrow minded in what they want.
Its just nature. We are all ruled by biology. Men AND Women. Biologically speaking, Men are less shallow because they have an infinite # of sperm and they are programed to spread their seed. Women are MUCH more selective, because they have a FINITE # of eggs.
That is why women are shallow about men’s looks and mostly lust after “hot” guys(bad boys) with handsome faces because those men have high testosterone markers and will ensure “hot” children. Women LUST after these men in a very narrow way….where as men lust after MOST women of all shapes and sizes.
When women are not ovulating or are ready to settle down, they seek rich, successful men. That is why you will see women with “average or even ugly older men”. But women still lust after the handsome man and would prefer to have all.
Make no mistake, men get labeled shallow. But if we are talking generally…men are much more forgiving. An average or even slightly ugly woman who has even one physical outstanding attribute like a large chest or shapely bottom….will still be looked at as a sexy woman by most men. While for women to look at a man in the same kind of lustful sexy way, he HAS to be facially goodlooking. For women physically, its all about the face. That is why you will see all these average guys at the gym working out in vain and still getting ZERO attention from women. ITS NOT ABOUT THE BODY FOR WOMEN….ITS ABOUT THE FACE! On the other hand, if a woman works out a less than perfect body…she can ABSOLUTELY make MOST MEN AROUND HER TAKE NOTICE AND LUST AFTER HER. Men are much more forgiving about looks.
But it gets worse for men. They have so many hoops to jump thru. So many tests. Even if a guy is average to goodlooking, he still may be rejected for the most superficial of reasons. Men risk everything in the dating game. Women have the power.
Anyone who thinks that isn’t true…is probably a woman. :-)
I think you mean un-sexy.
Women’s jeans tend to be measured in inches. Although this may be because a lot of women’s jeans are unisex…
You’d also be a man. So you wouldn’t be as fucking dumb as you are now.
Who said I was God? You twat. And If I was God, hell I would smite you!
That’s the spirit!
I wish I was a boy and cool like all of you~. :(
You’re quite right on your size comments; however, on bra sizes, not even those are quite true; women play with that a bit as well. Thanks to Respondo-Bot VII’s database:
Beyond that, what one manufacturer classes as a C cup, another (e.g. Victoria’s Secret is notorious for this) classifies as a D.
The fakery never ends.
-wolfe
You are right. I recall the first time I was “surprised” by the discrepancy between what the bra showed and what was underneath. Like, where did grandma’s tits come from? Shit. I am glad I only paid for her coffee.
I wish I knew.
That’s a good one: a chick really playing a guitar as opposed to faking it with a overdub of some dude playing. They can’t even hold the fucking things right, peering over at the strings like they are performing an operation.
You have one as well, if I’m not mistaken. If the asshole is sexist, pray tell us what that other one is.
jane, you ignorant ….
sexist assholes
If there is one thing women do well, it is that they already love themsleves until thy think about how fucked up they are. Then they get depressed and go for an ego stroking.
Themselves is the only thing they really love.
Guess women have to learn to love emselves for who they are, more than what are supposed to or projected to be..
Personall i could care less..
peace bro.. neat site btw
G
You’re quite right on your size comments; however, on bra sizes, not even those are quite true; women play with that a bit as well. Thanks to Respondo-Bot VII’s database:
Beyond that, what one manufacturer classes as a C cup, another (e.g. Victoria’s Secret is notorious for this) classifies as a D.
The fakery never ends.
-wolfe
That’s very true, I have been with two women who fitted perfectly in my hand (which hasn’t changed size over time): one was a 32DD, the other a 34A. The bra looked exactly the same to me!
I personally quite like the fact that women sizes aren’t the same as men’s - that way I can go on ebay, type “trousers 34″ and get only men’s trousers straight away.
Bill in NY, those are good questions. I’ll get to them this week.
-Dick
You’re quite right on your size comments; however, on bra sizes, not even those are quite true; women play with that a bit as well. Thanks to Respondo-Bot VII’s database:
Beyond that, what one manufacturer classes as a C cup, another (e.g. Victoria’s Secret is notorious for this) classifies as a D.
The fakery never ends.
-wolfe
The funny thing is that they need it to stroke their ego. Seriously
They are so obsessed with outward appearance and superficial things that they think by having sizes that make sense it would make them think they had bigger asses. Hence the sizes. Think about it this way. They think that wearing a size 8 instead of a size 32 will make themselves and other people think they are small. Makes no logical man sense.
I once got a tux and it fit perfectly, I gave my measurements over a phone. Can’t do that with wymyn sizes
Furthermore notice that bra sizes are what they are. LARGE numbers for circumfrence. THis is because wymyn want people to think they are big up there.
Another example of how superficial they are.
Finally we have the fact that they have floating sizes.
My SO used to wear an 8 about 6-7 years ago, now she wears a 4.
The punchline here is that she has been the same weight and build the entire time.
Since wymyn are getting fatter and fatter, instead of diets, they adjusted the size parameters.
ROFL, they are the most shallow superficial creatures on the face of this earth.
It’s the white braincells. Most women are shallow.
More proof that men are better than women.