Measuring Up…Women Still Don’t

Do you know that women don’t use sizes for their clothing in the same way men do?

I just found this out and it’s the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever heard in my life.

Apparently, women are allergic to using inches to describe their fat asses. From the gender that brought you concealer, vanishing cream, and pants in the first place, why am I even surprised?

I’m not at all, that’s why.

In order to demarcate clothing size, women use a series of numbers that loosely correspond to the prodigiousness of their ass. Kind of like how men use the number 38 to denote a 38 inch trouser waist or a 40 to mark its 40 inch length. Kind of like that, but completely fucking stupid.

Women’s sizes mean absolutely nothing in the real world. They mean nothing today and they’ll mean less tomorrow because women’s clothing sizes claim a quality only shared by one other thing: money. That thing is inflation.

That means the amount of ass you can cover today with a size 12 will someday only cover an ass of size 4. That’s inflation.

Why do they do it?

It’s not because it makes clothing more woman-friendly or marketable. That’s all obvious and bullshit. The real reason is because women are too dumb to remember numbers higher than like 20. If they had to use inches — or Jesus Christ how about centimeters, their goddamn heads would explode.

Think about it. How many times have you seen a woman carrying large bills? If you have, she was probably completely mind fucked with terror. Also, why don’t women give phone numbers and addresses in the same correct and manly way that men do; by reading solid, rounded numbers off as their sum? For example, “sixteen-hundred Pennsylvania Avenue,” instead of the much dumber, “one, six, zero, zero Pensylvania.” Notice how the woman also left off the “Avenue” in a completely typical and half-assed way.

Women can’t handle numbers over twenty. That’s why they shouldn’t have jobs and that’s why their clothing comes in stupid sizes. It would be nice to just expect them to keep their waistlines under control, but these are women we’re talking about. I’ve seen a woman wrestle chocolate away from a pig. Hand to God.

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Comment by Liviana
2008-08-20 20:18:09

Please do me a favor and pick up “Secrets can be Murder” a book written about certain topics. If women fail to protect themselves or even question men’s ideas, we fail to protect or keep ourselves safe from men. We just let me be impulsive criminal who cannot help their impulses and we should empathize with the fact they need to murder women or blame them for their own degraded minds. I am not a lesbian nor a “feminist” but I see nothing wrong with calling yourself one. It means equality, and it is not for the justification of violence. Like I see so many here doing.

 
Comment by Niels
2008-06-06 12:28:45

Kate said:

Hey, guess wat? Your artical is WRONG. The womens sizes are COMPLETLEY different in Europe, and go way past the number twenty. It is just some countrys that use that system, so there is no way that the reason for that is because women cant remember a number past 20. If that were true, women in Europe wouldnt be wearing clothes that fit them.

I live in Denmark (That’s in Europe, FYI). Women ARE wearing clothes that do not fit them. In fact, everyone dresses as if they were a 17 year old girl. Fat chicks, old chicks, ugly and deformed chicks. EVERY-FUCKING-ONE. It’s disgusting. And no one of them knows how to even wear pants. Every overweight gal who wastes my precious oxygen are wearing pants that shows off her disgusting ass-crack.

How hard can it be to wear pants? I have done it all my life, and it works for me. I notice there is a whole for each leg, and I’m supposed to have the top around my waist.

Why is it that a woman cannot figure this thing out?

I’ll tell you. As soon as she figures out that she’s supposed to put her legs in the two holes her tiny brain is too tired, to fasten them + She bought the pants 7 numbers to short/thin, because she thought it would make her look not fat.

They somehow believe wearing man-clothes will make them into men. It’s a shame it cannot be put to the test as there is no woman in the world who can figure man-clothing out. Even something THAT simple, is impossible for them.

 
Comment by MEh
2008-05-29 20:55:39

Aaron said:

Look, Mr. Masterson. I really hate you. I hate your website. I can’t believe that a total asshole like you exists. You really deserve to die. Really. There is nothing on your site that has ever or ever will convince me that men are better than women. It’s really too bad that you didn’t learn anything from Dr. Phil, but that’s probably because you are so narrow-minded. And no, I’m not a woman, I am a 12-year-old-boy. I hope you get hit by a car. Fuck you. Have a nice day.

12 year olds shouldn’t be using those words. Tsk tsk.

Comment by BeanDip
2008-07-27 19:38:33

I bet he thought he really gave it to you with that one

 
Comment by Proceo
2008-07-30 14:05:46

look, it doesnt matter what age you are. as long as you know what your talking about it doesnt matter if your 12 or 21

 
 
Comment by MattB
2008-05-29 16:46:57

Aaron: This site is called Men are better than women for a reason. You are not yet a man so we dont expect you to understand any of this! Hit the playground.

 
Comment by Deathslayer
2008-05-29 15:58:34

I hope not, then how could he afford to buy me mine?
*
Sorry, but men are not your ATM’s. Go get a job, buy your on shoes and men will still be better than women.

Deathslayer

 
Comment by EstroGirl
2008-05-29 12:06:50

mike said:

Some women also buy expensive shoes that don’t fit them, just because they “look pretty”.

No man would ever do that.

I hope not, then how could he afford to buy me mine?

 
Comment by Dick Masterson
2008-05-29 11:41:34

I’m just tryin to see if that dick was real!

-Dick

 
Comment by Billy
2008-04-11 00:43:47

Dick’s right, women don’t measure up but give them time and they measure out really fast. Their is no limit to how they measure out.

 
Comment by ManTastic
2008-04-10 07:49:08

fuck you said:
You piece of shit cunt. I could take YOU out with a simple gesture. You couldn’t get laid if you crawled up a chickens ass and waited, you fat, bon bon scone-hole stuffy hosehag skank with dragging labias ! Fuck you
hmm.
if all of you have such a problem with women why don’t you go fuck your MALE partner up the ass?
i hope all of you rot in hell and never get laid (how could you in the first place?) and i hope you know you were born by woman and we can take you the fuck outta here too.

dumb fucks. all of you.

 
Comment by Aaron
2008-04-09 13:42:26

Look, Mr. Masterson. I really hate you. I hate your website. I can’t believe that a total asshole like you exists. You really deserve to die. Really. There is nothing on your site that has ever or ever will convince me that men are better than women. It’s really too bad that you didn’t learn anything from Dr. Phil, but that’s probably because you are so narrow-minded. And no, I’m not a woman, I am a 12-year-old-boy. I hope you get hit by a car. Fuck you. Have a nice day.

 
Comment by Patrick
2008-04-08 21:49:10

Martin Luther King, JFK, Jesus……… and Dick Masterson.

 
Comment by Mr.Lomax
2008-03-05 12:20:17

“hmm.
if all of you have such a problem with women why don’t you go fuck your MALE partner up the ass?
i hope all of you rot in hell and never get laid (how could you in the first place?) and i hope you know you were born by woman and we can take you the fuck outta here too.

dumb fucks. all of you.

Always trying to use sex against us. You don’t seem to understand (among a lot of things) that the men here don’t bother with western women (maybe any at all) because all you ever do is label us nymphomaniacs.
Some of use hope we never get laid either, especially by the likes of you.
Cunt.

 
Comment by KL
2008-01-26 10:00:56

You care about women’s clothing sizes. Wow.

 
Comment by Mansman
2007-09-29 16:34:59

The Garbage Generation
Chapter I
The Pathology of the Female-headed Family
http://www.fisheaters.com/gb1.html

 
Comment by Mansman
2007-09-29 16:31:18

Y-def Kate seems to be attempting some lame disinformation ruse.

The articles (comprising several distinct and separate chapters) are right on the money in describing the “modern woman” problem.

Why would anyone here would actually give a fuck whether clothing “sizes” vary in Europe…that is NOT what these articles are about.

It demonstrates how blind Y-defs are to the important reality of what MABTW is exposing….AND that “Kate” is clearly trying to downplay it.

Nice try Kate, but your bullshit smoke and mirrors doesn’t work here.

http://www.fisheaters.com/gb1.html

 
Comment by Kate
2007-09-29 06:43:38

Hey, guess wat? Your artical is WRONG. The womens sizes are COMPLETLEY different in Europe, and go way past the number twenty. It is just some countrys that use that system, so there is no way that the reason for that is because women cant remember a number past 20. If that were true, women in Europe wouldnt be wearing clothes that fit them.

 
Comment by Mansman
2007-09-11 18:48:25

fuck you said:

hmm.
if all of you have such a problem with women why don’t you go fuck your MALE partner up the ass?

Another halfwit. Read the following link for some extremely good information which describes why this problem exists.

http://www.fisheaters.com/gb1.html

 
Comment by e v i l e d d y
2007-09-11 15:53:00

fuck you said:

hmm.
if all of you have such a problem with women why don’t you go fuck your MALE partner up the ass?
i hope all of you rot in hell and never get laid (how could you in the first place?) and i hope you know you were born by woman and we can take you the fuck outta here too.

dumb fucks. all of you.

Somebody is PMS’ing!

 
Comment by fuck you
2007-09-11 13:58:41

hmm.
if all of you have such a problem with women why don’t you go fuck your MALE partner up the ass?
i hope all of you rot in hell and never get laid (how could you in the first place?) and i hope you know you were born by woman and we can take you the fuck outta here too.

dumb fucks. all of you.

 
Comment by mike
2007-06-21 09:43:53

Some women also buy expensive shoes that don’t fit them, just because they “look pretty”.

No man would ever do that.

 
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