Media Appearances
Below is a list of Dick’s upcoming radio and television interviews. If you’d like to interview Dick, send an email to dickmasterson@gmail.com.
While interviewing Dick, feel free to use questions from the lists provided:
Sample questions for men.
Sample questions for women.
May 5th, 2008
TMZ
April 30th, 2008
3:15pm PT/ 5:15 CT
The Afternoon Train Wreck, KQDS Duluth, MN
April 8th, 2008
Dick Masterson on Nobody likes Onions
MAXIM RADIO/Sirius Satellite with Stretch
April 8th, 2008
103.9 The Hawk
January 10th, 17th, 2008
CBS Dr. Phil
Obvious troll is obvious.
im kinda confused! i dont know whether i like you or hate you, i find you so funny. i think women are dicks, i think im the biggest dick on the planet. youre so harsh but so fucking true with some of the things you say. you got me thinking! im deffo glad i came across your site.
This must be the biggest attention seeking lie ever!
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/big_brother/celebrity_big _brother/2791221/Ekaterina-Evanova-tells-all-about-her-rocky-romance-w ith-Rolling-Stones-star-Ronnie-Wood.html
Dick you are the king of men. All women are worthless whores. Cheating lying attention seeking gold diggers. And its funny to read the comments of the whiny little bitches! And the diss on Dr Phil…ooh Diss of the decade. I salute you Dick with full respect. Keep up the good work. We need more people like you.
Dick, you’re an inspiration to us all. You are THE agent provocateur of our generation. Keep up the good work.
lol, it makes me laugh how serious people take this guy. Obvious troll is obvious. Of course he’s an actor XD. lols at “dick in your ear” if that’s not enough proof that this site is a joke.
Hey,
Come to my site.
http://www.voy.com/219711/
Women are the scum of the earth and they know it. Especially nurses!
fuck feminism
Dick, you are a legend.
Don’t listen to these idiotic, stupid women.
They are just proving you right.
More shows Dick! See, this is the problem: Dick’s been on Dr. Phill once, and he’s advertised through youtube, but the only ones who know about him are those who actually search the internet for eater him or for antifeminists.
Seriously, more media propaganda is needed. Feminists dont consider Dick a threat, because he really isnt one despite his potential.
Dick, write a nother book, work hard to get on TV again, because things that come and go dont help this poor world much. If you actually do give a shit about the opressed manhood of America keep on kicking. Dont just rely on your old glory. Trust me, internet isnt much, and is not taken seriously. You provide men a place where they speak of their troubles, but feminism is growing bigger and stronger every day, and despite the fact most wimen are idiots, the leaders of feminism arent. You have a reputation and your person carries a meaning, se keep it shining by getting in the “spotlights” again, if you know what I mean.
FUCKIN’ AMAZING! GREETINGA FROM LONDON ENGLAND
Welcome Pete.
Ahahaha, I just found out about this site, and now I shall begin promoting it all over my school. I freaking love it, and I can’t wait to get the book. Dick Masterson is the man, and all bitches are cheating whores. :)
“If you hit the treadmill a little more, you’d be at the front.”
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
That alone? Solid gold.
The blank look on her face after it? Goddamned priceless.
@Meateating Caveman
Yep that shit was funny as hell, then the bitch tried to play it off as if she didn’t hear what he said. That bitch heard him, she just didn’t know how to respond to truth that he laid out for her(Bitch you’re fat, do something about your weight problem, before even talking shit about sleeping with me). HA,HA,HA,HAAA!!!!
spot on Skandal. You could even feel the suppressed laughter from the audience too.
yeah, I agree. It was fucking priceless! See the blank look on her face, like a computer when it is trying to open too many programs and hangs and freezes! I laughed my ass off!
BBQ: Then the next look too, the look of a pitiful victim, looking around for the nearest man willing to help.
dick T.V live
Heil Dick Masterson! He is GOD! He is fearless fighting against these VICIOUS FEMINIST BITCHES!
Dick Masterson is this century’s Jesus Christ. We bow down to his feet!
Dick is a badass. Anyone who disagrees is ether retarted or don’t care to hear the truth….those people are also known as women
Dick on Tara Banks show
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2nWJPEtbHc
I don’t watch many shows but am familiar with Dr. Phil episode (Dick’s 15 minutes of shame). Keep in mind when an “adult” chooses to insult someone who never harmed him, he shames himself. The REAL humiliation is on “Dick”.
Who is it that hurls mud? Children do.
“Dick’s” parents are ashamed they raised a child who still acts like one. But in a larger sense, “Dick” (and those of like inclinations) must repent their sins and accept Jesus Christ. Without repentance, unsaved “men” sink deeper into hate, vengeance, selfishness, lust and cruelty. Only Jesus can give a man a clean spirit, a transformed life, a better way of treating people. I know from personal experience. But for the grace of God, I would still be on the level of porn addicts like “Dick” and his lackeys.
henry_westin@hotmail.com
Mud wrestlers? Sloppy potters? Volcanic New Zealand pits?
Or was that a rhetorical question?
Mud wrestlers? Sloppy Potters? Volcanic New Zealand pits?
Or was that a rhetorical question?
You look exactly how I thought you’d look.
This guy = Professional troll. Lol.
Hahaha my thoughts exactly.
Lol he talks about women being shit about raising children?
Well I kind of agree,
I mean- the woman that raised him? What was she doing?! LOL
SOME woman fucked him up. Badly.
However, it only takes one more woman to erase this freakish blemish from our amazing history of raising children beyond expectations.
Yeah – you raise them “beyond expectations,” all right; especially when you malcontented c.u.n.t.s find a way to ditch the dad and do it alone:
-63 percent of youth suicides are from fatherless homes — five times the average (U.S. Department of Health Census)
- 85 percent of all children who show behavior disorders come from fatherless homes — 20 times the average (Center for Disease Control)
- 80 percent of rapists with anger problems come from fatherless homes — 14 times the average (Justice & Behavior)
- 71 percent of all high school dropouts come from fatherless homes — 9 times the average (National Principals Association Report)
- 75 percent of all adolescent patients in chemical abuse centers come from fatherless homes — 10 times the average. (Rainbows for All God’s Children)
- 70 percent of youths in state-operated institutions come from fatherless homes — 9 times the average. (U.S. Department of Justice)
- 85 percent of all youths in prison come from fatherless homes — 20 times the average. (Texas Department of Correction)
70+% of divorces in United States – initiated by WHIMMIN.
“However, it only takes one more woman to erase…”
Have you ever noticed the men on here are feminists but instead of hating men, they hate woman?
By the way
I love ACID
Um, No. Feminism cannot be compared to what’s being said here. Feminism is nothing more then a stupid cult for fat and ugly females to bitch and moan until hey get their way. This is just reality with a bit of manly comedy.
-10 Man-Hash for you.
well this seems like a site for ugly (if Dick is anything to go by) and possibly fat men to bitch and moan too.
Wow… This is pathetic.
What is this world becoming?
Yupp… The world is definatly coming to an end.
Uh huh. And feminism is one of the elements driving it towards its destruction.
Amen.
…and there’s another one.
RAmen
“Sam”
pretending that women are the victims is the same as being a Cuban and pretending that the revolotion still goes on (while even Castro himself doesn’t believe it – what a sick pathology)
So yes, this types of patologies must and now they are comeing to an end.
You whomen just don’t wanna see it that you are the opressors, cos otherwise it would be hard for you babes, to live with yourself, and as long as you can at least pretend you are the victims, you are the good ones, somehow you can and justify your crimes against the humanity.
If you’re a college graduate, God help the world. It really is fucked. Those two subjects are highly unrelated.
By your logic, the following statement should be true:
Until half the casualties in Iraq are black, they should stfu about equal rights.
You’re hardly a good example to prove that men are smarter than women.
You’re hardly an example to prove men are not better than women.
You have no business lecturing men on “logic”.
When the sign on the front door says NO WOMEN ALLOWED. FUCK OFF. WE DON’T WANT YOU HERE YOU STUPID BITCHES.
Then you yammer on about logic?
You couldn’t be any less logical on my salty balls.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
That’s quite true seeing as you couldn’t pay me any sum to get within 500 feet of them.
For your information, I was conducting a little experiment. I’m comparing the reactions of men and women to personal attack. Surprise! Surprise! You both act irrationally when your buttons are pushed. Hm. No women allowed. Well, it happens to be the internet and guess what? Unfortunately for you, equal rights are progressing fairly well. Therefore, I can access this site no problem. Its incredibly juvenile as well. Don’t bother to tell me when your cooties phase is over.
Yes sweety. You can access this site. You have a “RIGHT” to be here on the internet which a MAN invented…. on a website owned and created by a MAN who doesn’t want you there.
Only a WOMAN would fight, insist and persist on going and staying where she KNOWS she is not welcome or invited. Now why would that be.
?
This should be printed and faxed to every battered women’s shelter across the country. You are the reason battered women exist. PLEASE LEAVE is not good enough is it. NO means YES. Right???
MAN: “Get lost. I don’t want you here. Leave.”
CUNT: “YOU DON’T WANT ME??? WELL FUCK YOU!!!!! IM STAYING ANYWAY!!!! I HAVE EQUAL RIGHTS TO BE MORE ANNOYING THAN YOU!!!! ”
I supposed I have a license to RAPE now.
What if a man thought he had an equal right to penetrate your asshole. And even though you disagree and said NO… he took it by force anyway.
You cunts behave like 5 year-olds who weren’t invited to the birthday party. And then you yammer on about “respect”.
You know, I was just thinking about something else women aren’t good at… comedy! Women have no sense of humor unless you are talking about what time of the month your period is, or how expensive your last manicure was… which you would only talk about if you were a woman anyways! … or gay anyways… Seriously though, if you are a real guy and can appreciate real humor like George Carlin, Jack Black, Chris Rock and Jim Brewer then try honestly sitting through a Ellen Degeneres Standup special without falling asleep. Seriously if you were to tally up how many jokes were about pregnancy and the menstral you would cover about 70% of the entire collective comedy acts of all female Comedians ever… the other 30% is the fact that you bought tickets and showed up. I’m tired of hearing women joke about how fucking crazy they are because laughing about something that drives men to bald early and die years before their time is only justifying to yourselves that its okay to act that way. “Haha, *giggle giggle* I just did something really fucking stupid, lets giggle and laugh about how cute I am” yeah… not that cute at all… sorry…
If you need further proof that women suck at comedy, just look at their comments on this site. The satire of this site goes sailing right over their heads.
That’s probably because if something’s not sailing between their legs, whimmin don’t give a shit about it. Whimmin divide the world into 2 fundamental categories:
1) Things I can trade sex for.
2) Everything else, which I hate. (For whimmin, this is where to categorize comedy since they can’t fuck themselves a sense of humor).
Yes, but satire is usually based on fact. For instance, try reading Voltaire’s Candide. To be satirical, you have to be poking fun at something that is actually true. It is true that some women are completely and utterly incompetent. It is also true that some men are completely and utterly incompetent. To my experience, the ratio is approximately equal. However, men I think are feeling increasingly threatened by the shift in balance. Its understandable, but take it like a man, not a little boy running and crying to his mother. You’re acting just like the people that used to treat the Irish like dirt, because they were taking their jobs. Its reasonable to be upset. However, if you want to survive, you have to adapt to the circumstances and compete. You’re used to having mommy hand everything to you on a plate. Grow up. If you’ve had bad experience with girls, well, guess what Einstein? That happens to women a lot, too. Some of them become men-haters and are as equally pathetic as some of the women-haters on this site.
• “To my experience, the ratio is approximately equal.”
Well then you stupid cunt…
you need more experience.
• “men I think are feeling increasingly threatened by the shift in balance.”
YOU mean YOU’RE feeling threatened by a shift in balance.
FEMINIST MAN HATE EXPOSED
http://exposingfeminism.wordpress.com/shaming-tactics/
• “Grow up”
• “be a man”
• “you’re just bitter”
Congratulations. You are the stupid cunt of the week.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Touche. I have more respect for you than I did before. I did use some faulty arguments, and I’m glad you picked up on them. However, this was not done without calculation. If you can pick them out among your perceived enemies, I hope you can learn to pick them out of your supposed allies. As for experience, that is all I have to go off of. If you provide me with any substantial, widely-accepted, scholarly evidence for the ratio being tipped one way or the other, please enlighten me. By the way, I think you should reread the first paragraph of that article. If you can’t figure out why, then you’re a lost cause, and I will no longer bother to try and encourage you to see that not all women are incompetent. I know its difficult to kick an unhealthy psychological habit, but I hope that you will do so. If you want to contend that someone like Sarah Palin or any female in particular is retarded and state reasons (note the choice of word) for doing so, I may agree with you.
I don’t know about that. I find this site quite amusing. We’ve got stupid women AND men making comments that are terribly unsubstantiated, and full of so many argumentative fallacies that any decent English major would cry. Chris Rock is amusing. Jack Black can be amusing, but much of today’s contemporary comedy is for the average, retarded American whether they be male or female. The jokes are easy to understand, but hardly worth a “giggle”. By the way, I wouldn’t waste my money or time on a manicure. As for periods, women have to find a way to laugh at it, because they’re cumulatively on them for about a whole decade of their life.
cathy griffin is another example. everyone hates her, yet she still, somehow makes tv shows and appearances and sullies tv with her bullshit. why cant she just crawl into a corner and die?
Fucking =+1000
“My “Plenty of (BIG) Fish” profile, under their heading “First Date”: However Ms. American Entitlement Princess manages to get to my place, would be the transport-mode used to take me to my favorite restaurant, Paradiso, as long as I don’t have to walk (after all, since whimmin are “equaaaal,” they should have to put some effort into this now and then).
Of course, following this whole ‘equal opportunity thing,’ she should then have ready-made entertainment to cast my way the rest of the evening (men have been expected to be whimmin’s personal entertainment centers for far too long now).
Towards the end of the night, if she’s made enough of an impression on me, I MIGHT let her move in for a kiss (not too close though now, dear; if you rub up against my wallet “just to check,” I wouldn’t want to confuse you with a common criminal – yet).
If at the end of the night I’ve decided things went really, really well (she fulfilled all thirty or so of my expectations – this is certainly “turnabout”) then I MIGHT not play phone games when she calls me again.
We’ll see how long the feminazis running “Plenty of Carp” keep this profile up.
menaremorerealisticthanwhimmin.
I would just like to add one more thing, real men KNOW and appreciate the company and quality of a woman. I enjoy women, and I plan on doing it the rest of my life. And no, I’ve never paid for sex in my life.
Look up David DeAngelo. Good luck gents.
Dick is an attention whore.
David DeAngelo. Can he explain why Anglo-American women are racist?
@ LW
Not exactly my friend.
We are doing something much better, we choose not to chase women.
When all men stop chasing women and choose not to, the whole issue will resolve itself.
Chasing women is totally not natural for both men and women and it feels ackward for all, yet people immitate other people like sheep, and that is why this irrational process keeps reating itself.
The most influance on David D has Brent Smith, check him on David D or on myspace. He is a man who refuses to chase women.
I’ve never seen a bigger group of sexually frustrated men in my life. Look gentlemen, Dick Masterson is a joke. If you’re going to buy into this juvenille 5th grader mentallity, I would suggest putting your money into somthing that will give back ten times more.
Look up David DeAngelo, there’s a real man; Dick will learn a big lesson in life, all hate comes back to you.
Good luck Gents. And like James brown said, “This is a Man’s world, but it wouldn’t be nothing without a woman or a girl.”
Cheers.
“I’ve never seen a bigger group of sexually frustrated men in my life.”
Yes you have! When you look into the mirror.
The psychological projections (mostly unprovable personal attacks) of the critics of this site are SO telling.
P.S. – I’VE never needed “dating coaches” to get whimmin or sustain relationships of my choosing with them (and other men on here have written of their exploits with whimmin, too).
Maybe you should keep your assumptions to yourself.
menarebetterthanwhimmin.
Well, I can clearly tell what your problem is. You need to try dating women, not whimmin.
Women- girl that “wohs” a man.
Whimmin- girl that follows all of her whims whether they involve using you for sex, money, influence, etc.
Then maybe open your eyes take a good look around and see…
and by the way – David D dumped a lot of women exactly bacause he was dissatisfyed with them.
So is this where all the virgin’s hang out?
make me a fucking sandwich
Thank you for preaching the truth.
WOMAN INFILTRATES YOUR SHIT, you stupid blind cunt have you forgotten that men are everything? Meaning, physically stronger, mentally more capable of truly multi-tasking, with all that false information that you claim about men, not being fading out? first off that head thats full of feminine garbage in which you call a brain, actually is full of shit. Oh wait aren’t all women’s brains are? Men made electricity, made discovered diseases, men are stronger than women, men faster than woman. Woman are getting too confident thinking they can compete with men, WRONG YOU FUCKING CUNTS, dont ever underestimate a man and his capabilities. If it wasn’t for man, you dumb ass cunts wouldn’t have been granted rights in the US, if martial law were to occur and if it was battle of the genders guess what whores? Who would win and phase out and disappear out of existence? Go get pissed on.
You do know that if the MEN who lead the world don’t BLOWDED UP ON DEMSELVES then in 100 years MEN WILL CEASE TO EXIST.
How many times do I have to tell you that the Y CHROMOSONE IS SHRINKING AND YOU’RE ALL DEGENERATES for you to get it through your THICK MALE BRAINS?
Only capable of ONE TASK AT A TIME? Pathetic.
A man can’t even work on a car, for instance, and COMPUTE HUMAN LANGUAGE at the same time. If that is not retardation, I don’t know what is.
Men are also INCAPABLE of thinking from different points of view, as displayed on this site.
MEN ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN CAUSE… we don’t have pesky feelings! We only care about the vagina – not the person attached to it… but NO, it’s women WHO ARE SELFISH!
Women CONTROL MEN.
We manipulate you into doing whatever we want. And it works. And then you die, and we get your money. That’s all you’re good for anyways.
Female Spiders have the right idea.
wow, you are so stupid you cant even put two sentences together well enough to rant about how stupid you are. Bravo skidmark!
…wow…MEN ARE SUPERIOR TO WOMEN…THE END..always has been theat way…always will be.
You must be a woman then. I learned how to spell that when I was three.
If i could decide, this pig could die! Fuck you ”Dick masterson” !!
You’ve convinced me.
Apparently, L is incapable to use the English language properly. While I cannot tell its gender, I can assure you that this person is fucking stupid.
Yes, Man#57 is clearly superior to whoever L is. When you criticize someone about using the English language properly, Dumbass, at least use correct grammar yourself.
haha Dick is right….woman want money because they are all greedy whores. They are heere to cook , clean, and make babies. This woman in this youtube video was speechless when he told her to lose some weight. She obviously heard him she just couldnt come up with a good comeback to say and that is just another thing women arent good at…
Yep, they’re just as good at comebacks as you are at organizing your thoughts and editing what you write. You sure you’re not a woman as well?
His thoughts were perfectly organized. And if you think you can come in where you’re not welcome or invited and tell men to “edit” what they write to suit YOU…. then you can line yourself up with that fat idiot cunt on Dr. Phil.
Men are not required to tell you what you want to hear.
Who brainwashed you to think that we are??????
You have no business calling others – “stupid”.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
I used to act like Dick … probably worse.
I stopped hurling insults, taunting overweight people, etc. when I got saved by repenting and believing on Jesus Christ. Once a man becomes a born-again Christian, he will never again delight in childish behavior.
A brat hurls insults. A MAN controls himself and obeys God concerning our daily conduct.
Ephesians 4 :
31 Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and EVIL SPEAKING, be put away from you, with all malice:
32 And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ’s sake hath forgiven you.
henry_westin@hotmail.com
actually forget that last comment because i think each gender evolves at same rate….mmm…help please
things evolve when they have to due to environmental pressures…men had to hunt and compete among themselves…they got more intelligent and physically more capable. Women have never struggled in this sense, they just looked after the kids and did simple gathering tasks since the beginning of time so they did not evolve at a similar rate, except of course in terms of looks. Women are put up with because besides survival my body receives the largest quantity of endorphins from sex…I win…go dick, u rule!
Really? Your writing skills, like many of your compatriots, hardly support your claims. In fact, they quite sufficiently undermine them.
women in the western world have become devalued because they have become whores. No man on this earth wants a wife who has slept around…talk to the muslims, they know this which is why their incentive is a hareem of virgins awaiting them in heaven. Basically women have one task and thats to remain a virgin untill they get married…they can’t even do that right. Also, if men evolved to be physically superior why wouldn’t they have evolved mental superiority..
Wow, this one’s just hopeless. Yes, men should fuck whoever whenever. Statistically, women are more bothered by sexual infidelity in their partners than men. Yes, women can only do one task if you’re stupid enough to want that. That leaves men doing all the work. I think you’re getting the short end of the stick, but then that’s probably not news to you.
I KNOW YOU ALL KNOW THIS BY NOW. BUT DICK LIKES DICK. HE EVEN LOOKS KINDA LIKE A DICK WITH HIS BALD HEAD. YOU GO DICK HEAD! DICK HAS THIS SITE TO HELP HIM PICK UP LITTLE BOYS, BECAUSE HIS DADDY STUCK STUFF UP HIS BUTT WHEN HE WAS A LITTLE BOY I THINK.
this chick is in college for sure.
Probably doing a doctorate in finger-painting…
and doctorate in fingering herself while dreaming of a dick, while doing everything oposite to make that happen.
Very true… Women dress provocatively while claiming to be ‘equal’ and ‘liberated’…
Now, what is that all about…?
FREEDOM TO BEHAVE A WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE.
What else.
as in….
“I have a pussy –>> This is my price for it —>> stay the fuck away until you are willing to pay it. —>> nevermind love and respect I don’t care about that shit –>> that’s only something I LIE and PRETEND to want –>> so that if you give it to me, I will try and keep you at arms length for as long as possible —>> while I drain someone else’s balls, because he’s willing to treat me like the whore that I am.
You may have heard of the “VAGINA MONOLOGUES”.(?)
That’s only ONE of them.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Yes, all you will find are a bunch of whores, if you keep scaring away all the decent women. Hmm. I wonder what turns them off… Could it be your vulgarity? Yes, trash is more likely to find trash attractive.
But there is no such thing as a “decent” woman. You have no business calling others “stupid” when you are a WOMAN.
You have ZERO CONCEPT of what is “decent”.
http://ovature.wordpress.com/
http://antimisandry.com/chit-chat-main/men-don-t-let-happen-you-15902. html
http://ovature.wordpress.com/2008/09/30/youre-just-bitternot-all-women -are-like-that/
There is no such thing as a “decent” women.
You ARE a woman.
You have no CONCEPT of what is “decent”.
http://www.nypost.com/seven/01072009/news/regionalnews/husband_demands _1_5m_from_wife_for_kidne_149092.htm
Your just like those other women. Freak out right when someone is against you. Normal males won’t even do that to feminists, fuck you.
Right on…… :)
No one here is freaking out.Not ’someone,’ the LAW is against men today.From the torment some men have to undergo both outside and inside the courtroom from women, they should be fucking insane, let alone ‘freak out.’
Sure, normal males won’t do that to feminists.They would just take the blame and get anal with a strap-on wont they?
While your thoughts are hardly written coherently, I do empathize with your complaints about how the law is against men today. However, you must understand, the reason for this is because men and women are still not being treated equally in the courtroom. As long as there is the perception that women are supposed to stay in the home and be the caretakers and men are better at staying in the office and neglecting their children, you don’t have a chance. Blame the politicians, which I might add, are still predominantly male.
Lady you are OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND.
Women are not being treated EQUALLY in the courtroom?????
http://antimisandry.com/chit-chat-main/men-don-t-let-happen-you-15902. html
http://foreignwomenonly.blogspot.com/
Fuck off and die.
seriously.
menarebetterthanwomen.
She continues to demonstrate how women’s minds focus on the most vulgar and immoral aspects of humanity. The fundamental example she uses to disparage Dick is that of a pedophilic sodomite.
That’s neither cute nor funny.
Child abuse and sexual molestation are among the most tragic and destructive experiences a child may be exposed to. But to women, they’re just another punch line. Merely one more in a list of things they can say that will make someone pay attention to them, regardless of the significance of their statement or the damage done to innocent people, in this case children.
Women like this actually make me glad that women think of pets as children. I would never wish abuse or neglect on any animal, but I consider human welfare a higher priority than animal welfare. Until we can start sterilizing women like alisha, it’s good to know we can relieve her of her parenting responsibility, give her something fuzzy to play with, and task men to raise any children she may have properly.
Your comment, while more tempered, is just as faulty as her own. Perhaps, it is more faulty. Men often often use the most vulgar and immoral acts to characterize someone they merely disagree with. I’d say this has something to do with stupidity of people in general. I’m glad you have compassion for animals and children. You’ve at least shown a redeemable quality that not many on this site have.
Redeemable qualities. Only a completely fucked up CUNT walks into a men’s room where she is NOT WELCOME OR INVITED –>> and starts talking like men need to “REDEEM” themselves.
NO WOMEN ALLOWED MEANS NO WOMEN ALLOWED.
Unless “no” means “yes” whenever you say no.
Does it??????
Now go make yourself useful on a cock.
menarebetterthanwomen.
Was World War Two a “moronic cause” as well?
How about any war, for that matter?
I guess women are too busy laying on the couch watching tv, or cheating on their husbands or boyfriends to help defend their country.
No we kicked Hitler’s ass in World War Two, but this war’s bullshit and it was a terrible move for America to make.
And WW2 wasn’t bullshit?
You’re straying from any topic related, but for the sake of nothing- here goes.
America has contributed to pretty much every war there was. WWI? We were there. WWII? We were there. And Korea? Yup. America defends the rest of the Allied Powers and even other countries. Controversial? Of course it is. But we do it anyway because we didn’t want the rest of the fucking world to go red, and among other reasons.
We’re in Iraq and Afghanistan because we’re doing what we’ve always been doing. Israel is constantly under siege, and we’re helping them there too. You know what? Even today we STILL have troops near China and Korea. And if you even DARE think that we’re doing it for oil. We have so much damn oil in America still- but no. Economists [females.] bitch and tell us how we’ll kill a bunch of animals and squirrels or some shit. We’re men. We don’t give a fuck about squirrels.
The Eastern countries PAY us with oil because what? You think they can afford to pay us off with money? HELL NO! They’re not some industrialized super country of wealth! They’re stuck in the sand. They’re paying us with whatever they can, without them driving their country into the ground.
Back to the point at hand, none of our actions and call to war have been “pointless”. We don’t just waltz around and pick fights. Your ignorance pisses me off, and I deem you unworthy of air. Implode freely.
Oh, and men fight the wars. Thank us for letting dumb bitches like you live. We are merciful, just like Christ.
You do realize that in World War II women weren’t allowed on the front lines, because men wouldn’t let them. Many wars come about of irreconcilable relations with other governments. In that case, war is unfortunately necessary. However, if this world is ever to truly evolve, we as a species, need to figure out how to prevent this situation from occuring.
YOU COULD START BY FUCKING OFF THIS WEBSITE where it clearly says we don’t want you here.
That would be the FIRST STEP IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION for you self-entitled cunts.
Why don’t you evolve and fuck off.
menarebetterthanwomen.
LMFAO!!!!! Chris – I am dying laughing over here. You fucking KILL me with your logic. You make women look SO fucking stupid, by just holding a mirror up to their faces.
This is so humourous, But I want to know one thing. When it is described that all men are smarter than women, and men have invented everything, and only men have made contributions to math, chemistry, physics, and philosophy is it mainly meaning white men? I dont want to be racist or anything but I am bringing up the point that this argument can also be made in this light…The more specific term should be, WHITE MEN are better than EVERYONE.
NOT IN THE PRESENT WORLD JACKASS. STATISTICS SHOW THAT YOUR BULLSHIT ACCUSATIONS ARE NOTHING BUT LAUGHABLE SHIT-FRAGMENTS
Yet are supported by every unbiased scientific study ever done.
..Or is what you’re really saying is Blacks, and Mestizos were incapable of these concepts until placed in the presence of White men?
Look, I’m not going to do a ton of research on this, but off the top of my head, there are already two giant holes in your accusation, possibly belying a tinge of racism in your own worldview:
Firstly, Algebra, which is part of “math”, was invented by Arabs. Secondly, the idea that philosophy was invented by white men only is so incredibly stupid that it requires no research whatsoever to refute. Every society and culture on the fucking planet has its own philosophy or philosophies. Not only do you ignore such blatant examples as the philosopher Confucius and myriad other Asian philosophies (I cite these because they are very well known by now in the western world), but you also neglect every other philosophy on the planet that you haven’t bothered to learn about.
Hell, the one figure responsible for the general shaping of western society and culture was a middle eastern guy – Jesus Christ (regardless of whether or not he actually existed and no, he wasn’t a blond white guy).
Furthermore, consider some of the world’s greatest empires: the Aztecs, Egypt, Persia, Chinese, the Mongol Horde, etc.
So yes, the argument can be put that way, but only if you’re a racist.
Yeah, get your ignorant ass out of here.
Since most women are not nearly stupid enough to sign up for such a moronic cause, I believe they deserve the lion’s share rather than a paltry equal number of rights. I would think that even the most dimwitted throwback should comprehend that.
You might consider that a lot of those soldiers enlisted because they needed help paying for college. Some of them probably even enlisted before the war! What about the guys who signed up to fight the Taliban – a group of assholes who are well known for their particularly harsh treatment of women? A lot of those guys (read: all) weren’t given the option to quit when they were transferred to Iraq. Please think next time before you open your mouth (or type, as it were) and make the rest of us anti-Iraq War folks look like total assholes.
Let’s not get carried away. Many of those who went to Iraq were already in the military before such an action was ever considered. Both men and women in the armed forces should be commended for their bravery of signing up for the armed forces no matter what the foreign policy status at the time is. However, if you do not want to be involved in an offensive war that you think is unjust, the safe route is to join the Coast Guard. It’s a very honorable branch of the military devoted entirely to the defense of our homeland, civil support, assistance with maritime environmental emergencies and disasters, policing our maritime borders from infiltration of illegal aliens and paraphenalia, and many other tasks that are of great help to our nation as a whole.
Is that your comeback to fucking everything? “If you hate women you’re not straight”. STFU GTFO
Admittedly, that is a terrible comeback. However, your comments are hardly any more intelligent. First, you need women for men to exist. Second, I find it funny that you feel so robbed of power when the only power women have over you is what you allow them to in the first place. You clearly are paranoid about losing power. Your statement leads me to conclude you think, whether correctly or not, that you can’t compete with women and therefore are afraid of losing power due to your own incompetence.
Mr. Masterson,
you should be on Larry King Live and on Time Magazine. These ideas are revolutionary.
All props to you
Sincerely,
SPG
Until half of the casualties in Iraq are women, they should stfu about equal rights.
i agree that women can be dumb bicthes sometimes, but to say there all cunts that are lesbians is WRONG
either you had a very, very, bad relationship, or you like cock
i love my girlfriend, and think its ridiculus to say that all you need is to find em and fuck em
listen, if you want all men on this, then your definitly a flamer.
Haha rock on man keep it up.. Women suck, find em fuck em and forget em..
Krazy Kenny, find him, laugh at him, and hit him on that sore spot his drunken daddy’s belt could never quite find. :)
chill dudes. let the women speak their mind. dont get mad at it. you are men and are above getting mad at that nonsense.
funny satire dude ive enjoyed it.
How about you shut the fuck up and go somewhere you’re welcome. I’m sure a village somewhere is missing it’s idiot.
how about death to your mother
now if i can put in a shameless plug,my group,is in full support of this site,we read every post as if it was gospal.
it is: groups/yahoo.com/group/anti-feminist_empire
come on down and vist,jsut remember no women are allowed,and we will have lots of fun blocking the wimmin out,lmao!
when i saw this page,i know i found valhalla.i did not see mr masterson on “dr. phil” but recorded him on tmz.it is about time “one of our’s” make it to the main stream.with fat cunts like oprah and air heads like “miss(or is it ms banks,she is a whore any way,lmao)banks on tv yaking on and on about complete cowshit,this was a breath of fresh air.
now if i can put in a shameless plug,my group,is in full support of this site,we read every post as if it was gospal.
it is: groups/yahoo.com/group/anti-feminist_empire
come on down and vist,jsut remember no women are allowed,and we will have lots of fun blocking the wimmin out,lmao!
i will stress again,when i saw this page,i know i found valhalla.i did not see mr masterson on “dr. phil” but recorded him on tmz.it is about time “one of our’s” make it to the main stream.with fat cunts like oprah and air heads like “miss(or is it ms banks,she is a whore any way,lmao)banks on tv yaking on and on about complete cowshit,this was a breath of fresh air.
now if i can put in a shameless plug,my group,is in full support of this site,we read every post as if it was gospal.
it is: groups/yahoo.com/group/anti-feminist_empire
come on down and vist,jsut remember no women are allowed,and we will have lots of fun blocking the wimmin out,lmao!
Learn to spell, shit. Just learn to spell, fudge-packer.
P.S. how many times a day did your father have to butt fuck you before you came, loser? LOL
I have to agree….a LOT of women on here are using “fuck you, you’re gay, shut the fuck up, etc etc” and going on a pointless rant, which just further goes to prove the points that Dick is trying to make. I say this and I’m a woman, so you know it’s bad when…
Wow, what the fuck is with women rampaging throughout this site to begin with? It’s your own damn fault for being an illiterate cunt and not understanding “no women allowed”, if you can’t deal with peoples opinons then get the hell out. What’s with the “you must be gay then.” reply everytime a point is given that women are dumb asses? What does stating women are idiots have to do with sex and sexual prefences. Yeah, I think women are dumb and I’ll fuck them too, there a problem in that that women don’t understand? Unstead of coming up with a logical reason we are wrong, you make shitty assumptions that make you sound even more like a stupid cunt.
Know what proper grammar is, shit? This isn’t Nazi Germany, prick, it’s a stupid, laughable website. TRY to act like a human being, garbage.
I love how these dumb bitches just can’t keep their mouths shut. Using their poor excuse for logic, they attack our sexuality and call us homosexuals when they realize they have no control over us. Typical angry, frustrated, americanized, fat bitches.
A womans smaller brain cannot process geometric logic and is fueled by emotions (look it up). They need to keep their mouths shut, spread their legs and make us a sandwich afterwards.
Actually, you filthy spic, there are more connections between the two halves of a woman’s brain than a man’s, so go back to school, dirtbag.
So shut your dirty mouth, take a bath, stop snogging the litter of brats your filthy, lazy immigrant parents shit into this world, and go back to school. Make something of your pathetic life, shitboy. LOL
you dumb cunt,you are too stupid(or scared)to use your real name.i used my real name,men are fearless supermen,i would take down sally strothers fat ass to save some man i did’nt know,just to say that i took down a fat cunt.
as i learned from this site,it is best not to even answer a woman no matter how bad she talks about you,a slut is not worth my time even typing a reponse,i much rather slap the slut and get done with it.
i am amzed at how weak,dumb and useless women are,when will men wake up and put women bck in their fucking cages,these slut have rum amok since 1968 when some pussy wipped men took the lock of the chain for these cunts.
oh well,time for me to run some women off the road,lmao!
Arthur, boy, maybe the reason a stinking prick like you is so twisted is because your posts show you to be a socially retarded, good for nothing, brainless turd. You are the scum your daddy raised and bred. LOL You can’t even spell at a primary school level!!!!!!! Talk about STUPID. ROFLOL
Nice obsession about Sally Struthers, uh, just to remind you, garbage, it’s 2008!!!!!
Do the world a favour, get drunk and then run with scissors. If you wasted yourself, no human being would care. :)
Talk about bitter…
That’s women for you, it’s not that she’s loose and has a uninteresting personality, it’s that you like the cock. Women are so good at taking criticism and rejection.
Uggmm.. If you feel such a passionate hate towards women.. I’m guessing your not straight?
praise dick and this website,i read every post and agree with dick about everything he said,i think it is a bad idea letting women have a say here.this should be “our” space.women have taken over every the world.
all women are worthless hunks of pound of fat and i wouild like to all of em burn in hell from which they came.
if men don’t listen to what dick has to say and allow women to cut away at our reamining power,well then you men folk had better get used to seeing more lazy cunts in power.
death to women!
fuck all of you cunts here,it is about time a real man stand up and tell the truth about women.i have had bad run in’s with women to many times so i say wipe out all women and leave a few fat ones to breed more men folk.
down with women!!!!!!!!!!
Dick,
I think men are better at crying than women. I’ve seen my man cry a couple of times….all meaningful cries…me, I cry if I had a bad day. Ever seen the Ultimate Fighter? Those men cry and they all cry with good reason. It’s super manly, I think.
@Sir Lolsalot- Dick also says “No Women Allowed”……so if they are offended, then that’s their own stupid fault.
If they cant take the heat then they need to get out of the damn kitchen…..which most of them dont want to be in anyways. Personally I love the kitchen…..I like to keep my mans belly full and happy, he deserves it=)!
People take this shit way to seriously. This guy writes this shit to make money. It’s satire, read half of the things he’s posted, he makes fun of men’s stupidity almost as much as women’s. The reason for the stubborn denial of women’s equality and the rest of the inflammatory remarks are to attract attention….to make more money. I’m sure this guy believes in the majority of the things he says, (as most men should), but of course he plays it up a bit. Women not to stop bitching about this site so much, but then again, they are so offended and short sighted that they don’t realize it’s a satire, and women freaking out over it is exactly what this guy wants.
Men and women are different, period. Why try and shake that up by claiming equality while at the same time have shit like alimony that legally guarantees you as a lesser entity in a relationship?
Also, it seems like there are two kinds of women that post here. There are the ones who just call him a dick like every one of their ex’s they “don’t talk to” aka fuck every so often. Then there are the ones who get the message and probably have gotten it since they were younger like “Girl” above.
Not as much as you babe.
not all women dress like whores or act like whores.
not all woman cheat.
not all woman read those ridiculous fuckin magazines with “directions” how to please your man.
how can all women be lumped together. just like dogs there are different breeds that are better at different things.
its kind of like saying all men agree with you. doubtful
DICK IS FUCKING AWESOME YEAHHHHHHH
Dick doesn’t hate women. He’s said as much on several occasions. I think he only uses the “better than women” phrase because 1. it’s inflammatory and gets attention and 2. it’s catchier than menhavedifferentskillsetsthanwomen.com… Men and women are different. Its only in the last 50 years that women have decided to try and align themselves to a gender that evolution has made their exact opposite.
I don’t think Dick was born hating women. My guess (and I could be wrong) is that he was a regular guy that reach the boiling point with the bullshit coming from our gender. Watch 10 minutes of MTV to prove my point. We’re going to dress like whores, act like them too… but don’t call us that, and take us seriously while you’re at it. WTF? Respect is earned. How can you do that if you spend your life as a walking contradiction?
So I’m guessing that given your intense hatred of women, you must really love the cock huh?