Media Appearances

Below is a list of Dick’s upcoming radio and television interviews. If you’d like to interview Dick, send an email to dickmasterson@gmail.com.

While interviewing Dick, feel free to use questions from the lists provided:
Sample questions for men.
Sample questions for women.

May 5th, 2008

TMZ

April 30th, 2008
3:15pm PT/ 5:15 CT
The Afternoon Train Wreck, KQDS Duluth, MN

April 8th, 2008

NobodyLikesOnions.com


Dick Masterson on Nobody likes Onions

MAXIM RADIO/Sirius Satellite with Stretch

April 8th, 2008
103.9 The Hawk

January 10th, 17th, 2008
CBS Dr. Phil

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Comment by Maxwell Carter
2008-04-26 13:57:43 - IP Man-Hash: c6934f331e2fd

Wow, what the fuck is with women rampaging throughout this site to begin with? It’s your own damn fault for being an illiterate cunt and not understanding “no women allowed”, if you can’t deal with peoples opinons then get the hell out. What’s with the “you must be gay then.” reply everytime a point is given that women are dumb asses? What does stating women are idiots have to do with sex and sexual prefences. Yeah, I think women are dumb and I’ll fuck them too, there a problem in that that women don’t understand? Unstead of coming up with a logical reason we are wrong, you make shitty assumptions that make you sound even more like a stupid cunt.

Comment by Dick, Peanut head
2008-08-31 13:57:25 - IP Man-Hash: e79bbbb6f2d40

Know what proper grammar is, shit? This isn’t Nazi Germany, prick, it’s a stupid, laughable website. TRY to act like a human being, garbage.

 
 
Comment by Pablo
2008-04-26 13:09:28 - IP Man-Hash: e9315a4a83ae6

I love how these dumb bitches just can’t keep their mouths shut. Using their poor excuse for logic, they attack our sexuality and call us homosexuals when they realize they have no control over us. Typical angry, frustrated, americanized, fat bitches.

A womans smaller brain cannot process geometric logic and is fueled by emotions (look it up). They need to keep their mouths shut, spread their legs and make us a sandwich afterwards.

Comment by Dick, Peanut head
2008-08-31 14:02:22 - IP Man-Hash: e79bbbb6f2d40

Actually, you filthy spic, there are more connections between the two halves of a woman’s brain than a man’s, so go back to school, dirtbag.
So shut your dirty mouth, take a bath, stop snogging the litter of brats your filthy, lazy immigrant parents shit into this world, and go back to school. Make something of your pathetic life, shitboy. LOL

 
 
Comment by arthur guiness
2008-04-25 09:23:10 - IP Man-Hash: 471b6d5fe4f7f

you dumb cunt,you are too stupid(or scared)to use your real name.i used my real name,men are fearless supermen,i would take down sally strothers fat ass to save some man i did’nt know,just to say that i took down a fat cunt.

as i learned from this site,it is best not to even answer a woman no matter how bad she talks about you,a slut is not worth my time even typing a reponse,i much rather slap the slut and get done with it.

i am amzed at how weak,dumb and useless women are,when will men wake up and put women bck in their fucking cages,these slut have rum amok since 1968 when some pussy wipped men took the lock of the chain for these cunts.

oh well,time for me to run some women off the road,lmao!

Comment by Arthur Guiness, Shit Personified
2008-08-31 14:07:57 - IP Man-Hash: e79bbbb6f2d40

Arthur, boy, maybe the reason a stinking prick like you is so twisted is because your posts show you to be a socially retarded, good for nothing, brainless turd. You are the scum your daddy raised and bred. LOL You can’t even spell at a primary school level!!!!!!! Talk about STUPID. ROFLOL
Nice obsession about Sally Struthers, uh, just to remind you, garbage, it’s 2008!!!!!
Do the world a favour, get drunk and then run with scissors. If you wasted yourself, no human being would care. :)

 
 
Comment by doubt
2008-04-24 07:44:43 - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28

manhole said:

[TL;DR]

Talk about bitter…

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-04-23 22:54:34 - IP Man-Hash: 3b0b85e9c89d9

That’s women for you, it’s not that she’s loose and has a uninteresting personality, it’s that you like the cock. Women are so good at taking criticism and rejection.

 
Comment by Some Chick
2008-04-23 20:40:40 - IP Man-Hash: c4fdacb4b8228

arthur guiness said:

praise dick and this website,i read every post and agree with dick about everything he said,i think it is a bad idea letting women have a say here.this should be “our” space.women have taken over every the world.

all women are worthless hunks of pound of fat and i wouild like to all of em burn in hell from which they came.

if men don’t listen to what dick has to say and allow women to cut away at our reamining power,well then you men folk had better get used to seeing more lazy cunts in power.

death to women!

Uggmm.. If you feel such a passionate hate towards women.. I’m guessing your not straight?

 
Comment by arthur guiness
2008-04-23 08:11:38 - IP Man-Hash: 7896e8aba88cf

praise dick and this website,i read every post and agree with dick about everything he said,i think it is a bad idea letting women have a say here.this should be “our” space.women have taken over every the world.

all women are worthless hunks of pound of fat and i wouild like to all of em burn in hell from which they came.

if men don’t listen to what dick has to say and allow women to cut away at our reamining power,well then you men folk had better get used to seeing more lazy cunts in power.

death to women!

 
Comment by arthur guiness
2008-04-23 08:07:36 - IP Man-Hash: 7896e8aba88cf

fuck all of you cunts here,it is about time a real man stand up and tell the truth about women.i have had bad run in’s with women to many times so i say wipe out all women and leave a few fat ones to breed more men folk.

down with women!!!!!!!!!!

 
Comment by Keb
2008-04-17 07:43:25 - IP Man-Hash: 469147f33694d

Dick,
I think men are better at crying than women. I’ve seen my man cry a couple of times….all meaningful cries…me, I cry if I had a bad day. Ever seen the Ultimate Fighter? Those men cry and they all cry with good reason. It’s super manly, I think.

 
Comment by Keb
2008-04-17 07:32:56 - IP Man-Hash: 469147f33694d

@Sir Lolsalot- Dick also says “No Women Allowed”……so if they are offended, then that’s their own stupid fault.

If they cant take the heat then they need to get out of the damn kitchen…..which most of them dont want to be in anyways. Personally I love the kitchen…..I like to keep my mans belly full and happy, he deserves it=)!

 
Comment by Sir Lolsalot
2008-04-17 07:09:13 - IP Man-Hash: d325a331921f3

People take this shit way to seriously. This guy writes this shit to make money. It’s satire, read half of the things he’s posted, he makes fun of men’s stupidity almost as much as women’s. The reason for the stubborn denial of women’s equality and the rest of the inflammatory remarks are to attract attention….to make more money. I’m sure this guy believes in the majority of the things he says, (as most men should), but of course he plays it up a bit. Women not to stop bitching about this site so much, but then again, they are so offended and short sighted that they don’t realize it’s a satire, and women freaking out over it is exactly what this guy wants.

 
Comment by Paul
2008-04-17 01:00:33 - IP Man-Hash: fef423de7dc1d

Men and women are different, period. Why try and shake that up by claiming equality while at the same time have shit like alimony that legally guarantees you as a lesser entity in a relationship?

Also, it seems like there are two kinds of women that post here. There are the ones who just call him a dick like every one of their ex’s they “don’t talk to” aka fuck every so often. Then there are the ones who get the message and probably have gotten it since they were younger like “Girl” above.

 
Comment by Messiah Dick
2008-04-16 11:38:17 - IP Man-Hash: 3148f402bc985

Jen said:

So I’m guessing that given your intense hatred of women, you must really love the cock huh?

Not as much as you babe.

 
Comment by another girl
2008-04-16 08:20:54 - IP Man-Hash: 237e534944cb1

not all women dress like whores or act like whores.
not all woman cheat.
not all woman read those ridiculous fuckin magazines with “directions” how to please your man.

how can all women be lumped together. just like dogs there are different breeds that are better at different things.

its kind of like saying all men agree with you. doubtful

 
Comment by J-TRAIN
2008-04-15 02:55:58 - IP Man-Hash: 9276d2455bd3b

DICK IS FUCKING AWESOME YEAHHHHHHH

 
Comment by Girl
2008-04-11 05:39:36 - IP Man-Hash: 8b9ce22c6210c

Dick doesn’t hate women. He’s said as much on several occasions. I think he only uses the “better than women” phrase because 1. it’s inflammatory and gets attention and 2. it’s catchier than menhavedifferentskillsetsthanwomen.com… Men and women are different. Its only in the last 50 years that women have decided to try and align themselves to a gender that evolution has made their exact opposite.

I don’t think Dick was born hating women. My guess (and I could be wrong) is that he was a regular guy that reach the boiling point with the bullshit coming from our gender. Watch 10 minutes of MTV to prove my point. We’re going to dress like whores, act like them too… but don’t call us that, and take us seriously while you’re at it. WTF? Respect is earned. How can you do that if you spend your life as a walking contradiction?

 
Comment by Jen
2008-04-10 18:28:37 - IP Man-Hash: 5dd0ed77ddd99

So I’m guessing that given your intense hatred of women, you must really love the cock huh?

 
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