Media Appearances

Below is a list of Dick’s upcoming radio and television interviews. If you’d like to interview Dick, send an email to dickmasterson@gmail.com.

While interviewing Dick, feel free to use questions from the lists provided:
Sample questions for men.
Sample questions for women.

May 5th, 2008

TMZ

April 30th, 2008
3:15pm PT/ 5:15 CT
The Afternoon Train Wreck, KQDS Duluth, MN

April 8th, 2008

NobodyLikesOnions.com


Dick Masterson on Nobody likes Onions

MAXIM RADIO/Sirius Satellite with Stretch

April 8th, 2008
103.9 The Hawk

January 10th, 17th, 2008
CBS Dr. Phil

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Comment by ALISHA
2008-08-04 21:48:35

I KNOW YOU ALL KNOW THIS BY NOW. BUT DICK LIKES DICK. HE EVEN LOOKS KINDA LIKE A DICK WITH HIS BALD HEAD. YOU GO DICK HEAD! DICK HAS THIS SITE TO HELP HIM PICK UP LITTLE BOYS, BECAUSE HIS DADDY STUCK STUFF UP HIS BUTT WHEN HE WAS A LITTLE BOY I THINK.

Comment by Matt
2008-08-04 22:33:39

this chick is in college for sure.

Comment by Muzalon
2008-08-04 22:53:12

Probably doing a doctorate in finger-painting…

Comment by studioline
2008-08-04 23:47:46

and doctorate in fingering herself while dreaming of a dick, while doing everything oposite to make that happen.

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Comment by Anderson
2008-08-31 13:43:15

Your just like those other women. Freak out right when someone is against you. Normal males won’t even do that to feminists, fuck you.

 
Comment by Dick, Peanut head
2008-08-31 13:51:30

Right on…… :)

 
 
Comment by Tyler
2008-07-18 14:07:54

Magnolia said:

Jason said:

Until half of the casualties in Iraq are women, they should stfu about equal rights.

Since most women are not nearly stupid enough to sign up for such a moronic cause, I believe they deserve the lion’s share rather than a paltry equal number of rights. I would think that even the most dimwitted throwback should comprehend that.

Was World War Two a “moronic cause” as well?
How about any war, for that matter?
I guess women are too busy laying on the couch watching tv, or cheating on their husbands or boyfriends to help defend their country.

Comment by The Jesus
2008-07-31 10:43:47

No we kicked Hitler’s ass in World War Two, but this war’s bullshit and it was a terrible move for America to make.

Comment by Hammy
2008-08-12 01:10:18

And WW2 wasn’t bullshit?

 
 
 
Comment by Dickless Masterson
2008-07-18 12:32:16

This is so humourous, But I want to know one thing. When it is described that all men are smarter than women, and men have invented everything, and only men have made contributions to math, chemistry, physics, and philosophy is it mainly meaning white men? I dont want to be racist or anything but I am bringing up the point that this argument can also be made in this light…The more specific term should be, WHITE MEN are better than EVERYONE.

Comment by Kevin
2008-07-26 14:47:00

NOT IN THE PRESENT WORLD JACKASS. STATISTICS SHOW THAT YOUR BULLSHIT ACCUSATIONS ARE NOTHING BUT LAUGHABLE SHIT-FRAGMENTS

Comment by Hammy
2008-08-12 01:15:51

Yet are supported by every unbiased scientific study ever done.

..Or is what you’re really saying is Blacks, and Mestizos were incapable of these concepts until placed in the presence of White men?

 
 
Comment by AJ
2008-09-03 13:32:11

Look, I’m not going to do a ton of research on this, but off the top of my head, there are already two giant holes in your accusation, possibly belying a tinge of racism in your own worldview:

Firstly, Algebra, which is part of “math”, was invented by Arabs. Secondly, the idea that philosophy was invented by white men only is so incredibly stupid that it requires no research whatsoever to refute. Every society and culture on the fucking planet has its own philosophy or philosophies. Not only do you ignore such blatant examples as the philosopher Confucius and myriad other Asian philosophies (I cite these because they are very well known by now in the western world), but you also neglect every other philosophy on the planet that you haven’t bothered to learn about.

Hell, the one figure responsible for the general shaping of western society and culture was a middle eastern guy - Jesus Christ (regardless of whether or not he actually existed and no, he wasn’t a blond white guy).

Furthermore, consider some of the world’s greatest empires: the Aztecs, Egypt, Persia, Chinese, the Mongol Horde, etc.

So yes, the argument can be put that way, but only if you’re a racist.

 
 
Comment by Magnolia
2008-07-04 14:17:49

Jason said:

Until half of the casualties in Iraq are women, they should stfu about equal rights.

Since most women are not nearly stupid enough to sign up for such a moronic cause, I believe they deserve the lion’s share rather than a paltry equal number of rights. I would think that even the most dimwitted throwback should comprehend that.

Comment by AJ
2008-09-03 13:47:11

You might consider that a lot of those soldiers enlisted because they needed help paying for college. Some of them probably even enlisted before the war! What about the guys who signed up to fight the Taliban - a group of assholes who are well known for their particularly harsh treatment of women? A lot of those guys (read: all) weren’t given the option to quit when they were transferred to Iraq. Please think next time before you open your mouth (or type, as it were) and make the rest of us anti-Iraq War folks look like total assholes.

 
 
Comment by MEh
2008-06-26 15:57:24

Some Chick said:

arthur guiness said:

praise dick and this website,i read every post and agree with dick about everything he said,i think it is a bad idea letting women have a say here.this should be “our” space.women have taken over every the world.

all women are worthless hunks of pound of fat and i wouild like to all of em burn in hell from which they came.

if men don’t listen to what dick has to say and allow women to cut away at our reamining power,well then you men folk had better get used to seeing more lazy cunts in power.

death to women!

Uggmm.. If you feel such a passionate hate towards women.. I’m guessing your not straight?

Is that your comeback to fucking everything? “If you hate women you’re not straight”. STFU GTFO

 
Comment by SPG
2008-06-17 16:43:43

Mr. Masterson,
you should be on Larry King Live and on Time Magazine. These ideas are revolutionary.
All props to you
Sincerely,
SPG

 
Comment by Jason
2008-06-13 22:08:38

Until half of the casualties in Iraq are women, they should stfu about equal rights.

 
Comment by Ryan Fitzgerald
2008-06-02 13:29:54

i agree that women can be dumb bicthes sometimes, but to say there all cunts that are lesbians is WRONG
either you had a very, very, bad relationship, or you like cock
i love my girlfriend, and think its ridiculus to say that all you need is to find em and fuck em
listen, if you want all men on this, then your definitly a flamer.

 
Comment by Krazy Kenny
2008-05-26 06:02:48

Haha rock on man keep it up.. Women suck, find em fuck em and forget em..

Comment by Dick, Peanut head
2008-08-31 13:54:44

Krazy Kenny, find him, laugh at him, and hit him on that sore spot his drunken daddy’s belt could never quite find. :)

 
 
Comment by chillax
2008-05-21 15:01:21

chill dudes. let the women speak their mind. dont get mad at it. you are men and are above getting mad at that nonsense.

funny satire dude ive enjoyed it.

 
Comment by Elitist_Prick
2008-05-14 09:54:51

How about you shut the fuck up and go somewhere you’re welcome. I’m sure a village somewhere is missing it’s idiot.

 
Comment by girlgirl
2008-05-14 09:44:55

arthur guiness said:

praise dick and this website,i read every post and agree with dick about everything he said,i think it is a bad idea letting women have a say here.this should be “our” space.women have taken over every the world.

all women are worthless hunks of pound of fat and i wouild like to all of em burn in hell from which they came.

if men don’t listen to what dick has to say and allow women to cut away at our reamining power,well then you men folk had better get used to seeing more lazy cunts in power.

death to women!

how about death to your mother

 
Comment by jumo nojumi
2008-05-09 07:56:06

now if i can put in a shameless plug,my group,is in full support of this site,we read every post as if it was gospal.

it is: groups/yahoo.com/group/anti-feminist_empire

come on down and vist,jsut remember no women are allowed,and we will have lots of fun blocking the wimmin out,lmao!

 
Comment by jumo nojumi
2008-05-09 07:55:39

when i saw this page,i know i found valhalla.i did not see mr masterson on “dr. phil” but recorded him on tmz.it is about time “one of our’s” make it to the main stream.with fat cunts like oprah and air heads like “miss(or is it ms banks,she is a whore any way,lmao)banks on tv yaking on and on about complete cowshit,this was a breath of fresh air.

now if i can put in a shameless plug,my group,is in full support of this site,we read every post as if it was gospal.

it is: groups/yahoo.com/group/anti-feminist_empire

come on down and vist,jsut remember no women are allowed,and we will have lots of fun blocking the wimmin out,lmao!

 
Comment by arthur mcguiness
2008-05-09 07:54:03

i will stress again,when i saw this page,i know i found valhalla.i did not see mr masterson on “dr. phil” but recorded him on tmz.it is about time “one of our’s” make it to the main stream.with fat cunts like oprah and air heads like “miss(or is it ms banks,she is a whore any way,lmao)banks on tv yaking on and on about complete cowshit,this was a breath of fresh air.

now if i can put in a shameless plug,my group,is in full support of this site,we read every post as if it was gospal.

it is: groups/yahoo.com/group/anti-feminist_empire

come on down and vist,jsut remember no women are allowed,and we will have lots of fun blocking the wimmin out,lmao!

Comment by Arthur Guiness, Shit Personified
2008-08-31 14:10:39

Learn to spell, shit. Just learn to spell, fudge-packer.

P.S. how many times a day did your father have to butt fuck you before you came, loser? LOL

 
 
Comment by Dawn
2008-04-26 14:27:37

Maxwell Carter said:

Wow, what the fuck is with women rampaging throughout this site to begin with? It’s your own damn fault for being an illiterate cunt and not understanding “no women allowed”, if you can’t deal with peoples opinons then get the hell out. What’s with the “you must be gay then.” reply everytime a point is given that women are dumb asses? What does stating women are idiots have to do with sex and sexual prefences. Yeah, I think women are dumb and I’ll fuck them too, there a problem in that that women don’t understand? Unstead of coming up with a logical reason we are wrong, you make shitty assumptions that make you sound even more like a stupid cunt.

I have to agree….a LOT of women on here are using “fuck you, you’re gay, shut the fuck up, etc etc” and going on a pointless rant, which just further goes to prove the points that Dick is trying to make. I say this and I’m a woman, so you know it’s bad when…

 
Comment by Maxwell Carter
2008-04-26 13:57:43

Wow, what the fuck is with women rampaging throughout this site to begin with? It’s your own damn fault for being an illiterate cunt and not understanding “no women allowed”, if you can’t deal with peoples opinons then get the hell out. What’s with the “you must be gay then.” reply everytime a point is given that women are dumb asses? What does stating women are idiots have to do with sex and sexual prefences. Yeah, I think women are dumb and I’ll fuck them too, there a problem in that that women don’t understand? Unstead of coming up with a logical reason we are wrong, you make shitty assumptions that make you sound even more like a stupid cunt.

Comment by Dick, Peanut head
2008-08-31 13:57:25

Know what proper grammar is, shit? This isn’t Nazi Germany, prick, it’s a stupid, laughable website. TRY to act like a human being, garbage.

 
 
Comment by Pablo
2008-04-26 13:09:28

I love how these dumb bitches just can’t keep their mouths shut. Using their poor excuse for logic, they attack our sexuality and call us homosexuals when they realize they have no control over us. Typical angry, frustrated, americanized, fat bitches.

A womans smaller brain cannot process geometric logic and is fueled by emotions (look it up). They need to keep their mouths shut, spread their legs and make us a sandwich afterwards.

Comment by Dick, Peanut head
2008-08-31 14:02:22

Actually, you filthy spic, there are more connections between the two halves of a woman’s brain than a man’s, so go back to school, dirtbag.
So shut your dirty mouth, take a bath, stop snogging the litter of brats your filthy, lazy immigrant parents shit into this world, and go back to school. Make something of your pathetic life, shitboy. LOL

 
 
Comment by arthur guiness
2008-04-25 09:23:10

you dumb cunt,you are too stupid(or scared)to use your real name.i used my real name,men are fearless supermen,i would take down sally strothers fat ass to save some man i did’nt know,just to say that i took down a fat cunt.

as i learned from this site,it is best not to even answer a woman no matter how bad she talks about you,a slut is not worth my time even typing a reponse,i much rather slap the slut and get done with it.

i am amzed at how weak,dumb and useless women are,when will men wake up and put women bck in their fucking cages,these slut have rum amok since 1968 when some pussy wipped men took the lock of the chain for these cunts.

oh well,time for me to run some women off the road,lmao!

Comment by Arthur Guiness, Shit Personified
2008-08-31 14:07:57

Arthur, boy, maybe the reason a stinking prick like you is so twisted is because your posts show you to be a socially retarded, good for nothing, brainless turd. You are the scum your daddy raised and bred. LOL You can’t even spell at a primary school level!!!!!!! Talk about STUPID. ROFLOL
Nice obsession about Sally Struthers, uh, just to remind you, garbage, it’s 2008!!!!!
Do the world a favour, get drunk and then run with scissors. If you wasted yourself, no human being would care. :)

 
 
Comment by doubt
2008-04-24 07:44:43

manhole said:

[TL;DR]

Talk about bitter…

 
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