Memoirs of a Prostitute. She’s a Fucking Prostitute.

You know the most recent extremely popular movie rife with pandering and self-righteous entitlement bullshit that makes me fucking sick — otherwise known as a “Chick Flick”? It’s about an Asian prostitute living every woman’s dream of suffering the shame and indignity of being labeled a whore (for money and not for a house), but not actually having to fuck for her stripes.

Yea. Since you’re all men, I’m going to assume you haven’t seen Memoirs of a Geisha — just like I haven’t. That would be a huge loss of Man Points. My mother paraphrased it to me though.

Let me break it down for you thusly: Memoirs of a Geisha is about a hooker with a small peculiarity. She doesn’t hook. She just trains for it her whole fucking life but never gets down and dirty. It’s like watching Rocky on your friend’s piece of shit DVD player where it freezes at the second to last chapter every time. What a waste of an hour and a half.

Who was that guy who was talking about writing women so well and said, “I think of a man and take away reason and accountability”? Was it Jesus? Probably. It doesn’t matter though because it could just as well be any man who’s ever picked up a pen.

Men are better than women at writing about women. That’s because it’s easy as shit to write about women and men are good at easy things — just like we’re good at everything. To write about women, you just have to think of the most selfish and stupid thing that a character can do at any time and have them do it. Like in Citizen Kane, or Married with Children. Those women characters are absolutely fucking perfect and exactly how women behave. If any man ever needed inspiration to write about a woman, he just went to a toy store during Christmas, or gave a bum a charge card and drove him to a liquor store.

Women don’t know the first thing about writing about women. It’s like asking a person with no arms how to do jumping jacks. You’re a dick for doing it, and you’re going to get a no-assed job. That’s worse than a half-assed job. There’s less ass. The reason is that women are stuck right in the middle of their own whirlwind of horseshit. They can’t very well write about all their lame and predictable fuck ups when they have no idea how they keep getting themselves into them.

Stories and characters and writing about them need arcs and plots and character developments and such things. No woman has ever had a development. Women all think they’re perfect and go to the grave thinking it. That’s why they’re such fucking clown shoes at everything. If you want that, you have to open a man-story. Like anything with Clint Eastwood or Die Hard. Those have so much development you’ll be dizzy with it by the end.

Memoirs of a Geisha is a bunch of crap. Women love it because it’s how all of them want to live their lives. Thinking and talking about everything like it’s never going to happen; sitting on their ass all day; and then just lying there and getting fucked by their imagination when it comes time to pay the rent.

What a joke.

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Comment by Jack-The-Ripper
2009-10-20 19:28:01 - IP Man-Hash: c97b5be2b5691

Dear Brothers I have posted before that I have no problems with cunts in my personal life, I can have cunts when I want to based on my wants and not needs because I have spiritually mastered myself.
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Comment by Irina
2009-10-17 11:33:28 - IP Man-Hash: 423ab283129ac

Just a little update to your comment, Memoirs of a Geisha was actually written by a man. Check who writes the strories before posting comments on the contrary. It is true that the novel is full of mistakes and a fairy tale, but not a woman’s one.

Comment by Chris
2009-10-17 12:04:18 - IP Man-Hash: 0211d7d96e1c0

The ^^ above paragraph was written by a woman.

She said : “Check who writes the strories before posting comments on the contrary”.

What she really meant to say was …. “Check who wrote the stories before posting comments to the contrary.”

Only a woman who goes on about literary mistakes, would make such tragic literary mistakes.

…. and English isn’t even my first language.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

Comment by Watcher
2009-10-17 12:56:22 - IP Man-Hash: dc2258566578b

Bravo sir.

 
 
 
Comment by sarah
2009-06-28 02:54:48 - IP Man-Hash: 2a0ca37e6128c

you think that being taken away from her family at the age of 9 and being forced into the life of a giesha is what she wanted, It was pretty much the only chioce women in cities in japan had in those days, by the way she was sold by her FATHER into prositution but she was too pretty to be a whore so they made her a giesha, isnt that funny the way men think, oh no we cant let her live a life of poverty and hardship shes attractive, we have to dress her up and make her dance for us.

 
Comment by THAT guy
2008-12-23 18:56:26 - IP Man-Hash: f20a57856891b

maybe you should see the movie for yourself and THEN judge it, i thought it was an awesome movie.

 
Comment by Chris
2008-06-09 15:06:00 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

Yokamajig said:

Women love to glamorise prostitution and make it more “respectable”.

Yeah, they usually prefer to use the words —->> “DATING”, “RELATIONSHIP” and “MARRIAGE”.

Its all prostitution.
They are all whores.

DATES:

• ”I won’t have sex with a man until at LEAST after the third date.”
Here she attempts to get away with WITHHOLDING SEX INTENTIONALLY – until a condition is met or payment has been made.

= W H O R E.

GIRLFRIENDS:

• “I don’t want to have sex unless I know its love. Do you love me?”
Here she attempts to get away with WITHHOLDING SEX INTENTIONALLY – until a condition is met or payment has been made. In this case the price she sets for sex is a LIE and any guy will easily pay it.

= W H O R E.

WIVES:

• “Fix the bathroom tiles honey, or there will be no nookie for you tonight.”
Here she attempts to get away with WITHHOLDING SEX INTENTIONALLY – until a condition is met or payment has been made . . . INSIDE HER OWN MARRIAGE.

= W H O R E.

That’s why dating, relationships and marriage is for WOMEN ONLY.

But that’s not actually “glamorizing prostitution” . . .
nor is it making it “RESPECTABLE”.

I would respect a $200 whore of that kind of cunt anyday.
And I KNOW I’m not alone.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

 
Comment by Yokamajig
2008-06-09 14:30:19 - IP Man-Hash: 1efd86e4e8ed7

Women love to glamorise prostitution and make it more “respectable”. E.g. by calling prostitutes “sex workers”, or referring to the “sex industry”. No, bitch, it’s just woman doing what she does best – being a whore.

 
Comment by INternet
2008-05-20 14:14:53 - IP Man-Hash: 4904a4365639a

christianj said:

vinny said:

u lot r dikheds u pussy holes r soooo gay!! memoirs of a giesha was a big film u lo r jus fukin jealus dat u cant make half a good film as memoirs of a giesha and probably u r pissed cos Ziyi Zhang is buff n u lot fancy her but u no u’ll neva get her. PUSSYHOLES ShUT DA FuCk UP!!!!!

I love this type of brainless crap, it reminds me of the ability of the Education Departments around the world and what they are doing to our kids.

Anyone want to decipher this braindead crap or shall we just leave it to the crows …..? ………..I think so.

Here, I’ll make an attempt…

“You are all dickheads. You pussy holes are so homosexual. Memoirs of a Geisha was a successful film. You all are just jealous that you are unable to make a film half as good as Memoirs of a Geisha. You are probably upset because Ziyi Zhang is buff. You all are attracted to her, but you will never have her. Pussyholes, shut the fuck up.”

Does i makez good translations?

Fucking christ, this kid needs to go back to kindergarten.

 
Comment by INternet
2008-05-20 14:10:44 - IP Man-Hash: 4904a4365639a

abaddon_fff said:

Tell me he’s making this shit up. There really can’t be people that are this uneducated. I mean I have made some grammatical errors in my life and even been guilty of writing the “wall of words” but this is actually starting to scare me. This is rather saddening in my own view. It shows more about the person than what they actually wrote.

Surry ef diss uffendz u bute Iey tphink u needz tu goo bac tou scuul und triy agin!

-Strength and Honor-

Lol, strength and honor. Horde?

 
Comment by Muzalon
2008-02-08 14:49:26 - IP Man-Hash: f556abc1363c1

vinny said:

u lot r dikheds u pussy holes r soooo gay!! memoirs of a giesha was a big film u lo r jus fukin jealus dat u cant make half a good film as memoirs of a giesha and probably u r pissed cos Ziyi Zhang is buff n u lot fancy her but u no u’ll neva get her. PUSSYHOLES ShUT DA FuCk UP!!!!!

Vinny is a British chav (white underclass moron under 25). A pussy-whipped Anglo-splod who needs his dole-cheque to buy two tins of catfood and a bottle of milk – his weekly sustenance.

 
Comment by Final Id
2008-01-02 11:39:41 - IP Man-Hash: 70442c2154ce1

I liked “As Good as it Gets.” Melvin Udall / Jack Nicholson is a dude who speaks truth too often, and therefore gets mis-labeled as a misogynist and a misanthrope. His soft-thinking pals (one woman, one gay man) start out disliking his take-no-prisoners attitude but eventually learn to appreciate his firm grasp of reality. The movie was marketed as a chick flick by casting it as a story of a harsh man who learns to soften himself; but I find it more a story of a soft pair of people who learn to harden themselves, and therefore it might more accurately be called a man flick.

Kind of. I don’t think it’s great enough a movie to be a REAL man flick. Not like “The Great Escape” or “The Dirty Dozen” or something. But still, not an utter chick flick like they wrongly marketed it.

 
Comment by Steeltrap
2007-12-29 09:31:22 - IP Man-Hash: 12ca48a41aa78

Poor Nicole, starts her profile with a yawn, then tells everyone to look at pictures.  Pretty revealing eh?  Put the yawn at the end, dear, of everything you say because everything you post is a yawn. 

You’re young so that’s expected, so grow up, until then, please shut your mouth and take Dick’s advice and get off this site, asking questions about someone’s Mother just isn’t appropriate anywhere, anytime.

Maybe a fem site would like to hear your shite, your posts are just plain dumb and annoying.

 
Comment by anon
2007-12-17 19:56:21 - IP Man-Hash: e0f131a688f70

So why don’t you guys just promise to fuck each other and leave women alone since all of them are whores. Except your mothers of course since they aren’t whores. They’re the only ones that are fuckable then. Pretty sure your mothers don’t want you guys to fuck or marry whores. Oh no, the whores will be breeding more whores! Oh my!

Let’s everybody talk bad about anybody that doesn’t agree with us. Let’s resort to insults about the person’s intelligence and age and feel so proud about picking on the retards that dared to challenge our intellect/opinion even though that would be like shooting fish in a barrel and therefore, something to be proud of! What an intellectual accomplishment!

Yay! How fun!

Comment by thetruth
2009-02-23 14:45:16 - IP Man-Hash: 9228d2368d2e9

shut the fuck up and think dumbass. we all like tits, we all like pussy, and we all like a nice tight ass. we, however, hate the stupid fucking intellect attached to the bearer of these gorgeous gifts. read these posts before making a stupid, inconclusive assumption when you read the article with a bias against this sort of thing. this way of thinking is, in fact, the accurate way of thinking, and the sooner you realize that, the sooner you will be liberated from stupid fucking females grabbing you by the testicles and making you a slave to her dysfunctional mind.

Comment by Abigail
2009-02-23 16:43:13 - IP Man-Hash: a64aabcb44db5

Just to clarify; Do you hate women (”the bearers of these gorgeous gifts”) who posess intellectual substance? Or are you saying you hate the intellect attached to them because not much intellect exists, resulting in you having to listen to vapid, inane ramblings?

 
 
 
Comment by Ralohcs Denrael
2007-08-18 21:42:22 - IP Man-Hash: ae179e9967da1

vinny said:
u lot fancy her but u no u’ll neva get her.

A sword-wielder would never say “you’ll never get her” to another man.

vinny is a teenage girl trying to sound like a prepubescent girl. Probably a myspace friend of Nicole’s.

 
Comment by abaddon_fff
2006-04-13 10:25:19 - IP Man-Hash: e81d4879f00e2

I guess I am too niave to expect others to actually represent what they are, ahh well, my money is on pre-adolescent male.

 
Comment by mike
2006-04-13 06:49:23 - IP Man-Hash: 356b2e2244d02

Geeza said:

Hmm. I have my doubts.

I cant see any straight guy raving about MOAG being a good film. I cant see any homosexual guy calling Ziyi Zhang ‘buff’.

My money is on a teenage lesbo feminazi.

Geeza, I now agree with you.
Her choice of words threw me off at first, but having re-read that filth above, it does indeed bear all the hallmarks of a lesbo, teenage ghetto skank.

 
Comment by christianj
2006-04-13 05:38:15 - IP Man-Hash: f02acd4334e0c

vinny said:

u lot r dikheds u pussy holes r soooo gay!! memoirs of a giesha was a big film u lo r jus fukin jealus dat u cant make half a good film as memoirs of a giesha and probably u r pissed cos Ziyi Zhang is buff n u lot fancy her but u no u’ll neva get her. PUSSYHOLES ShUT DA FuCk UP!!!!!

I love this type of brainless crap, it reminds me of the ability of the Education Departments around the world and what they are doing to our kids.

Anyone want to decipher this braindead crap or shall we just leave it to the crows …..? ………..I think so.

 
Comment by Geeza
2006-04-13 05:23:47 - IP Man-Hash: 2b0e8ace633e5

Hmm. I have my doubts.

I cant see any straight guy raving about MOAG being a good film. I cant see any homosexual guy calling Ziyi Zhang ‘buff’.

My money is on a teenage lesbo feminazi.

 
Comment by mike
2006-04-13 03:32:36 - IP Man-Hash: 356b2e2244d02

“Ziyi Zhang is buff”

Buff = Teenage slang for “attractive”

Dead giveaway, he’s a guy alright.

 
Comment by abaddon_fff
2006-04-12 16:42:54 - IP Man-Hash: 40087b217966a

Well, vinny is more of a masculine name, however there is nothing stopping him/her from being a her. A basic assumption of gender I guess….

-Strength and Honor-

 
Comment by Big Al
2006-04-12 16:38:23 - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9

abaddon_fff said:

Tell me he’s making this shit up.

What makes you think it’s a he, abaddon_ff?

-Big Al

 

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