Memoirs of a Prostitute. She’s a Fucking Prostitute.
You know the most recent extremely popular movie rife with pandering and self-righteous entitlement bullshit that makes me fucking sick — otherwise known as a “Chick Flick”? It’s about an Asian prostitute living every woman’s dream of suffering the shame and indignity of being labeled a whore (for money and not for a house), but not actually having to fuck for her stripes.
Yea. Since you’re all men, I’m going to assume you haven’t seen Memoirs of a Geisha — just like I haven’t. That would be a huge loss of Man Points. My mother paraphrased it to me though.
Let me break it down for you thusly: Memoirs of a Geisha is about a hooker with a small peculiarity. She doesn’t hook. She just trains for it her whole fucking life but never gets down and dirty. It’s like watching Rocky on your friend’s piece of shit DVD player where it freezes at the second to last chapter every time. What a waste of an hour and a half.
Who was that guy who was talking about writing women so well and said, “I think of a man and take away reason and accountability”? Was it Jesus? Probably. It doesn’t matter though because it could just as well be any man who’s ever picked up a pen.
Men are better than women at writing about women. That’s because it’s easy as shit to write about women and men are good at easy things — just like we’re good at everything. To write about women, you just have to think of the most selfish and stupid thing that a character can do at any time and have them do it. Like in Citizen Kane, or Married with Children. Those women characters are absolutely fucking perfect and exactly how women behave. If any man ever needed inspiration to write about a woman, he just went to a toy store during Christmas, or gave a bum a charge card and drove him to a liquor store.
Women don’t know the first thing about writing about women. It’s like asking a person with no arms how to do jumping jacks. You’re a dick for doing it, and you’re going to get a no-assed job. That’s worse than a half-assed job. There’s less ass. The reason is that women are stuck right in the middle of their own whirlwind of horseshit. They can’t very well write about all their lame and predictable fuck ups when they have no idea how they keep getting themselves into them.
Stories and characters and writing about them need arcs and plots and character developments and such things. No woman has ever had a development. Women all think they’re perfect and go to the grave thinking it. That’s why they’re such fucking clown shoes at everything. If you want that, you have to open a man-story. Like anything with Clint Eastwood or Die Hard. Those have so much development you’ll be dizzy with it by the end.
Memoirs of a Geisha is a bunch of crap. Women love it because it’s how all of them want to live their lives. Thinking and talking about everything like it’s never going to happen; sitting on their ass all day; and then just lying there and getting fucked by their imagination when it comes time to pay the rent.
What a joke.
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Yeah, they usually prefer to use the words —->> “DATING”, “RELATIONSHIP” and “MARRIAGE”.
Its all prostitution.
They are all whores.
DATES:
• ”I won’t have sex with a man until at LEAST after the third date.”
Here she attempts to get away with WITHHOLDING SEX INTENTIONALLY - until a condition is met or payment has been made.
= W H O R E.
GIRLFRIENDS:
• “I don’t want to have sex unless I know its love. Do you love me?”
Here she attempts to get away with WITHHOLDING SEX INTENTIONALLY - until a condition is met or payment has been made. In this case the price she sets for sex is a LIE and any guy will easily pay it.
= W H O R E.
WIVES:
• “Fix the bathroom tiles honey, or there will be no nookie for you tonight.”
Here she attempts to get away with WITHHOLDING SEX INTENTIONALLY - until a condition is met or payment has been made . . . INSIDE HER OWN MARRIAGE.
= W H O R E.
That’s why dating, relationships and marriage is for WOMEN ONLY.
But that’s not actually “glamorizing prostitution” . . .
nor is it making it “RESPECTABLE”.
I would respect a $200 whore of that kind of cunt anyday.
And I KNOW I’m not alone.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Women love to glamorise prostitution and make it more “respectable”. E.g. by calling prostitutes “sex workers”, or referring to the “sex industry”. No, bitch, it’s just woman doing what she does best - being a whore.
Here, I’ll make an attempt…
“You are all dickheads. You pussy holes are so homosexual. Memoirs of a Geisha was a successful film. You all are just jealous that you are unable to make a film half as good as Memoirs of a Geisha. You are probably upset because Ziyi Zhang is buff. You all are attracted to her, but you will never have her. Pussyholes, shut the fuck up.”
Does i makez good translations?
Fucking christ, this kid needs to go back to kindergarten.
Lol, strength and honor. Horde?
Vinny is a British chav (white underclass moron under 25). A pussy-whipped Anglo-splod who needs his dole-cheque to buy two tins of catfood and a bottle of milk - his weekly sustenance.
I liked “As Good as it Gets.” Melvin Udall / Jack Nicholson is a dude who speaks truth too often, and therefore gets mis-labeled as a misogynist and a misanthrope. His soft-thinking pals (one woman, one gay man) start out disliking his take-no-prisoners attitude but eventually learn to appreciate his firm grasp of reality. The movie was marketed as a chick flick by casting it as a story of a harsh man who learns to soften himself; but I find it more a story of a soft pair of people who learn to harden themselves, and therefore it might more accurately be called a man flick.
Kind of. I don’t think it’s great enough a movie to be a REAL man flick. Not like “The Great Escape” or “The Dirty Dozen” or something. But still, not an utter chick flick like they wrongly marketed it.
Poor Nicole, starts her profile with a yawn, then tells everyone to look at pictures. Pretty revealing eh? Put the yawn at the end, dear, of everything you say because everything you post is a yawn.
You’re young so that’s expected, so grow up, until then, please shut your mouth and take Dick’s advice and get off this site, asking questions about someone’s Mother just isn’t appropriate anywhere, anytime.
Maybe a fem site would like to hear your shite, your posts are just plain dumb and annoying.
So why don’t you guys just promise to fuck each other and leave women alone since all of them are whores. Except your mothers of course since they aren’t whores. They’re the only ones that are fuckable then. Pretty sure your mothers don’t want you guys to fuck or marry whores. Oh no, the whores will be breeding more whores! Oh my!
Let’s everybody talk bad about anybody that doesn’t agree with us. Let’s resort to insults about the person’s intelligence and age and feel so proud about picking on the retards that dared to challenge our intellect/opinion even though that would be like shooting fish in a barrel and therefore, something to be proud of! What an intellectual accomplishment!
Yay! How fun!
A sword-wielder would never say “you’ll never get her” to another man.
vinny is a teenage girl trying to sound like a prepubescent girl. Probably a myspace friend of Nicole’s.
I guess I am too niave to expect others to actually represent what they are, ahh well, my money is on pre-adolescent male.
Geeza, I now agree with you.
Her choice of words threw me off at first, but having re-read that filth above, it does indeed bear all the hallmarks of a lesbo, teenage ghetto skank.
I love this type of brainless crap, it reminds me of the ability of the Education Departments around the world and what they are doing to our kids.
Anyone want to decipher this braindead crap or shall we just leave it to the crows …..? ………..I think so.
Hmm. I have my doubts.
I cant see any straight guy raving about MOAG being a good film. I cant see any homosexual guy calling Ziyi Zhang ‘buff’.
My money is on a teenage lesbo feminazi.
“Ziyi Zhang is buff”
Buff = Teenage slang for “attractive”
Dead giveaway, he’s a guy alright.
Well, vinny is more of a masculine name, however there is nothing stopping him/her from being a her. A basic assumption of gender I guess….
-Strength and Honor-
What makes you think it’s a he, abaddon_ff?
-Big Al
Tell me he’s making this shit up. There really can’t be people that are this uneducated. I mean I have made some grammatical errors in my life and even been guilty of writing the “wall of words” but this is actually starting to scare me. This is rather saddening in my own view. It shows more about the person than what they actually wrote.
Surry ef diss uffendz u bute Iey tphink u needz tu goo bac tou scuul und triy agin!
-Strength and Honor-
So many ways to pimp that fool, so little time…..
vinny, If you ever want to make a good film yourself, I suggest you try attending English class at least once, before it’s too late.
My apologies, how ignorant of me. Allow me to present that in a form you will probably understand much better;
j00 are teh suxxorz
u lot r dikheds u pussy holes r soooo gay!! memoirs of a giesha was a big film u lo r jus fukin jealus dat u cant make half a good film as memoirs of a giesha and probably u r pissed cos Ziyi Zhang is buff n u lot fancy her but u no u’ll neva get her. PUSSYHOLES ShUT DA FuCk UP!!!!!
LoL.
If I ever get food poisoning, I now know I dont need to go to a hospital to get my stomach pumped.
Once visit to Nicoles page will do the job nicely.
Ah yes.
All together now:
N is for Natural
I is for Inspirational
C is for Charming
O is for Optimistic
L is for Luxurious
E is for Excellent
And V is for vomit.
-Big Al
Look like a feminazi moron? You should see her myspace page. The little piggy used to link to it on every post.
-Dick
Do you even realise what you’ve just said?
If a man thinks that his mother isnt a whore……this suggests nothing except his opinion of his own mother.
I could easily respect my mother for being my mother, and at the same time believe that 95% of women are whores. Whether they actually are or not has nothing to do with my opinion of my own mother.
And you using mens ‘opinions’ to bolster your pathetic arguments is laughable.
Nicole, if you are going to argue, try to use logic. It will help you to avoid looking like another feminazi moron.
Oops. Looks like you’re too late.
Geeza, you’ve really topped yourself with that stupid answer.
Of cource most men think their mothers arn’t whores, that suggests that a hell of a lot less than 95% are, seeing as most women become mothers at some point.
Idiot.
More accurate, yes. Better? I see a method in Dick’s madness [literary ref, not insult, for any dimwitted women reading]. As Arielle astutely noted, by tarring all women with the brush, Dick forces any intelligent women reading to really reflect on whether or not this applies to her, and to what degree. It’s also funnier, though more disturbing.
Yes, it is a shame that certain people are so dim they can’t grasp certain truths.
My views only, of course.
-wolfe
Thats the only leg that you fems have to stand on, and it isnt much.
‘Your mother was a woman so you have to respect all of womankind.’
Respect to ones own parents is a different thing entirely. Men understand this otherwise we would have taken offence as our own female family members would have been implied.
I suppose if Dick had stated that 95% of women are whores that would have been much better. But then it would only have been for the benefit of a moron like you, so just as well he didnt bother.
Dick shouldn’t talk badly about all women if he doesn’t want his family to be lumped into that category.
Does anyone attack your family Nicole? Do you know why? Because its a childish thing to do. Your momma jokes went out with the 90’s, its not only rude but takes the intellectual capacity of a 4 year old. If you would like to be treated as an adult start acting like one.
So not ‘every woman’ is a cheating whore then Dick.
I wonder if you can admit you were wrong.
Got any sisters?
Absolutely not. She’s a saint.
I’m not going to be answering any more questions about my mother. Use the search function if you have any. Or better yet, fuck off my site.
-Dick
But she is a cheating whore huh Dick?
My mother is slim as a rail. How dare you, madam.
-Dick
So typical of Dick to babble on about a film he hasn’t even seen.
Does your mother know you think she is a cheating whore who sits around on her fat arse every day watching opera?
I agree whole heartedly Undergroundpatriot.
Ha ha, love it Wolfe :) That fat retard is useless, and without men she would NOT be able to run her show. For Oprah is a typical mindless female !
Yep, a good film (and I was aware of the source, hence my exact quote, I just thought Dick’s attribution to Jesus was uh… audaciously amusing, albiet absolutely irreverent.)
[quote]Dick, Wolfe, perhaps we should collaborate on our own book and send it to Oprah. We could call it “Memoirs of a self centered, incompetent, life stealing, money whore, who doesn’t know to keep her mouth shut.
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Heh. Brilliant, Oldone. Except we could actually earn considerable money by applying Udall’s prescription, and writing it from a perspective while we imagine the removal of all reason and accountability…
-wolfe
It sure was Melvin.
It was also a great movie until a deep rooted psychological disorder was cured by bitching.
-Dick
Melvin Udall is the name of the character, played by Jack Nicholson in “As Good as It Gets.”
The character played by Helen Hunt really is a portrayal of the modern American Woman. Single mother, low paying job and falls in love with a bad boy who she thinks she can fix up becuase he spends money on her.
Dick, Wolfe, perhaps we should collaborate on our own book and send it to Oprah. We could call it “Memoirs of a self centered, incompetent, life stealing, money whore, who doesn’t know to keep her mouth shut.?
Oh it definitely was. Unfortunately I have no way to verify that without losing a thousand Man Points.
-Dick
Indeed, OldOne, I rather suspect the film Dick mentions was originally an Oprah “book of the month” selection. Surprise.
What a great quote.
-wolfe
Indeed, as though women gathered to gether and said: “since there is nothing we are good at lets, use sex to get what we want (a wedding ring)and the when we have it, we wont give men sex any more and we will sit around and watch Oprah. I think Oprah came about so the women would have some excuse (poor as it may be) why all they do is sit on the couch eating bon-bons.
I never ceases to amaze me when wimmin start flapping their jaws about prostitution and it’s activities, they invariably blame everyone else for it until they learn that 99% of brothels are run by wimmin and it’s they that profit from it.
Personally I would never pay for sex directly but like previously stated, every male for it one way or the other. Why should the handing over of cash be illegal ?
I did it every week for years before I had a “fuck that” moment.