Men Are Better In Bulk
Men are better than women at buying groceries and we have been since the beginning of time.
Men invented gathering for the same reason. We’re better. Primitive women went out, found some vegetables growing in the ground, and then ate and shat them right there. That’s not called gathering, that’s called Ladies Night.
That’s why modern women are always complaining about not being taken out enough by their boyfriends. They want it so much because they don’t understand how to take themselves out. Once they find some food they’ll just fall asleep at the fucking table. I’ve seen forty year old women perpetrate that shit.
Selfishness
Women are selfish as shit when they shop for groceries. A woman in the grocery store is just like one in the bedroom. She’s selfish as fuck and if you don’t spell out everything you want on a fucking list she’s not going to know what to do.
What else besides selfishness explains two emergency boxes of tampons in your bathroom and not a single emergency 4 pack of Boddingtons in your refrigerator? A woman may need her dirty womanly things at any time, but a man might also need a Boddingtons at any moment. Perhaps some man mates will drop by unexpectedly, or that movie about Steve Prefontaine might come on. That is a good movie.
Fucking Shopping Lists
Women run everything in their lives according to lists. That’s why fashion is such a big deal to them. Fashion is like being thirty and having your mother pick out your clothes for you every day. Although maybe women should do that. I bet rape statistics would go down.
If there is something that looks delicious at the grocery store, it should be purchased. You don’t know everything there is at the grocery store every time you go. At one point in grocery shopping history, salt and vinegar potato chips were brand new. No one had even thought to put them on the list. That’s when you’ve got to shop with your manstincts. You’ve got to snatch that shit right off the shelf because it looks delicious — maybe even open the bag before you get to the register and give the cashier a look that says, “Fuck you. I’m not five years old. I’m not going to spill a bunch of chips all over your precious fucking register.”
But then really try not to spill them. That could be a major loss of Man Points.
Broken Carts
Women do like 99% of all grocery shopping. The remaining 1% consists of alcohol and snacks — also known as social food — and is done by men. That means the general state of ruin most shopping carts are in can be blamed entirely on women and their shitty driving and lack of respect for other people’s property.
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May 30th, 2007 at 8:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 6f6233a8c7bbc
I’ll rape your mothers, goddamn, you and I are on the same wavelength. I hate mothers too. I also hate women who have had miscarriages. I don’t believe in miscarriages. any whore who has one has really just caused a self-abortion by not getting into the proper mindset for pregnancy. women are evil and can self-abort by thinking about it, or sometimes sneaking certain herbs they buy in those faggy health food stores. if your sister, wife, mother, daughter cries to you about miscarrying, beat the fucking whore.
May 30th, 2007 at 8:57 am - IP Man-Hash: c1cb4d68801a8
I fantasize about raping, dismembering, and killing your daughters too because they will grow up to be, or already are grown filthy dirty, bitch whores. All women are stupid whores. Even your daughters and if I have kids, mine will be too.
May 30th, 2007 at 9:00 am - IP Man-Hash: 6f6233a8c7bbc
I can’t believe we live in a pussy society that allows men to be put in prison for raping or killing females. Females aren’t even human. If I wanted to kill your daughter, for instance, how the fuck does that harm society? It takes one more whore out of the pool, that’s all. even if it’s a minor animal, the female is a future moneygrubbing whore to be.
May 30th, 2007 at 9:03 am - IP Man-Hash: 51f86d6005c2d
Or my “favorite”,
“Look it’s on sale, I have to get it it’s so cheap”
“Do you like it?”
“I don’t know”
“Will you ever use it?”
“I don’t think so but oh my God it’s so cheap, I have to get it”
Women can’t shop.
May 30th, 2007 at 9:06 am - IP Man-Hash: c1cb4d68801a8
Jesus’s mother Mary was a filthy, lying dirty whore. The filthiest, worst whore in the history of women. She got knocked up at 14 while she was engaged to Joseph and the bitch LIED to him and said god did it. Joseph should have beat her, ripped her tits off, forced her to eat one, beat her with the other then cut her arm off and rape her with it. I fantasize about doing that to your mothers because all women are dirty whores like Mary. My mother included.
May 30th, 2007 at 9:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 6f6233a8c7bbc
Well blame yourself for giving an animal money to go shopping with. What the hell would a dog need to buy itself something for?
May 30th, 2007 at 9:14 am - IP Man-Hash: c1cb4d68801a8
I can’t believe men still practice christianity. Why? Christianity is a religion that worships a dirty whore. Jesus’s mother was a filthy, dirty, lying, cunt whore. Give up whore worship men. Don’t practice christianity!
May 30th, 2007 at 9:17 am - IP Man-Hash: c1cb4d68801a8
I want it because it looks nice, it’s got gold bits on it.’
Or my “favorite”,
“Look it’s on sale, I have to get it it’s so cheap”
“Do you like it?”
“I don’t know”
“Will you ever use it?”
“I don’t think so but oh my God it’s so cheap, I have to get it”
Women can’t shop.
Dude, you should punch your mother in the face, then cut her arm off and brutally rape her with it when she buys stuff she can’t ever use just because it’s cheap! If my mother pulls that crap I ‘ll brutally rape her with her purchase.
May 30th, 2007 at 9:29 am - IP Man-Hash: c1cb4d68801a8
Selfishness
Women are selfish as shit when they shop for groceries. A woman in the grocery store is just like one in the bedroom. She’s selfish as fuck and if you don’t spell out everything you want on a fucking list she’s not going to know what to do.
What else besides selfishness explains two emergency boxes of tampons in your bathroom and not a single emergency 4 pack of Boddingtons in your refrigerator? A woman may need her dirty womanly things at any time, but a man might also need a Boddingtons at any moment. Perhaps some man mates will drop by unexpectedly, or that movie about Steve Prefontaine might come on. That is a good movie.
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Can you fellas imagine how my father and your fathers felt looking at your bitch, whorey mothers cabinets full of her dirty, smelly whore hole products that took up full shelves and gave them no room for his masculine products? Your fathers should have attached a tow truck hook to your selfish whore mother’s meat curtains and ripped her whore meat off, then beat her face in with a hammer. Dirty whores. That’s what my father should have done to my mother too.
May 30th, 2007 at 10:08 am - IP Man-Hash: c1cb4d68801a8
Men don’t love your daughters. The little whores will just grow up to be dummies who don’t know how to shop. Little scumbags.
May 30th, 2007 at 10:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 55112e26228a9
If I found out the slut I fucked was pregnant with a bitch I’d make her abort it. that’s why abortion needs to stay legal. so men don’t have to be stuck paying to raise a whore.
May 30th, 2007 at 1:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: b79cb6fdbaca9
My oh my; what intellect you men have. Why a feeble minded woman such as myself would kill to be able to put words like that together.
All that whining that y’all are doing makes you sound like a bunch of women.
May 30th, 2007 at 4:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3244816c4b03
These femnasties are running a racket on your website Dick.
Their aim is to be men in disguise and then create a PROBLEM by turning this website into a HATE site.
Then they will notify your webhost (REACTION) to shut down your website (SOLUTION).
First class hags.
May 30th, 2007 at 4:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: e40baa303d892
Indeed.
May 30th, 2007 at 4:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
If my current webhost shuts me down, I will eat this website.
-Dick
May 30th, 2007 at 6:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 926a1904cecf2
Oh look, another penis joke. How original. I’m assuming you’re somehow acquainted with Stacy by saying you actually know what she looks like. Maybe you’ve been hanging around her too much. You’re acting and talking like a fucking girl. I’ll believe she’s hot when/if I ever see her. Who knows, she may be the one girl on the face of the entire fucking planet that doesnt look like shit after having 3 kids… but probably not.
Mutual respect, don’t make me laugh.
May 30th, 2007 at 6:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8792e6ac08c55
Hahaha.
May 30th, 2007 at 8:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: c62dc2cce2891
Just because you geeks can’t get laid is no reason to attack women as a whole. Women are the best thing that God ever put on this earth.
And, speaking of God, it’s no wonder that you’re so pissed off at Him. You rely on yourself, but it’s obvious that you’re nothing but insecure, frightened little children. And so goes your life. Have you ever noticed that those who have faith in God aren’t a bunch of pissed off cretins wishing the worst upon other humans?
The only people who hate women as much as you do are the ones who can’t get any. And I’m sure that it never occurs to you that the reason that you can’t get any is because women can see you coming a mile away. You just aren’t that smart.
I couldn’t imagine putting a website like this up. It shows nothing more than your fears, your insecurities and your anger. Not to mention your complete rejection by women.
Yes, I am a friend of Stacy’s. Think of the hottest woman that you might possibly (realistically) get and multiply that by 10. She’s so far beyond a little twerp like you that it’s no wonder that you’re pissed off.
Grow up. Get a realistic vision of women. You might even lose your virginity someday.
May 30th, 2007 at 8:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 645ded0281bc2
Hahahahaha.
You are a groupie in the “friends” zone.
Who’s the twerp?
May 30th, 2007 at 9:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 559ef1b4477cd
Oh, who’s side is God on now? The innocent little slutty harpies who make stupid uneducated-bigot assumptions?
Well that alone is enough to make any red-blooded man back out of the faith wars.
You don’t even know the first thing about religion you stupid little slut. Now go shoot yourself like a good girl.