Men Are Better In Bulk
Men are better than women at buying groceries and we have been since the beginning of time.
Men invented gathering for the same reason. We’re better. Primitive women went out, found some vegetables growing in the ground, and then ate and shat them right there. That’s not called gathering, that’s called Ladies Night.
That’s why modern women are always complaining about not being taken out enough by their boyfriends. They want it so much because they don’t understand how to take themselves out. Once they find some food they’ll just fall asleep at the fucking table. I’ve seen forty year old women perpetrate that shit.
Selfishness
Women are selfish as shit when they shop for groceries. A woman in the grocery store is just like one in the bedroom. She’s selfish as fuck and if you don’t spell out everything you want on a fucking list she’s not going to know what to do.
What else besides selfishness explains two emergency boxes of tampons in your bathroom and not a single emergency 4 pack of Boddingtons in your refrigerator? A woman may need her dirty womanly things at any time, but a man might also need a Boddingtons at any moment. Perhaps some man mates will drop by unexpectedly, or that movie about Steve Prefontaine might come on. That is a good movie.
Fucking Shopping Lists
Women run everything in their lives according to lists. That’s why fashion is such a big deal to them. Fashion is like being thirty and having your mother pick out your clothes for you every day. Although maybe women should do that. I bet rape statistics would go down.
If there is something that looks delicious at the grocery store, it should be purchased. You don’t know everything there is at the grocery store every time you go. At one point in grocery shopping history, salt and vinegar potato chips were brand new. No one had even thought to put them on the list. That’s when you’ve got to shop with your manstincts. You’ve got to snatch that shit right off the shelf because it looks delicious — maybe even open the bag before you get to the register and give the cashier a look that says, “Fuck you. I’m not five years old. I’m not going to spill a bunch of chips all over your precious fucking register.”
But then really try not to spill them. That could be a major loss of Man Points.
Broken Carts
Women do like 99% of all grocery shopping. The remaining 1% consists of alcohol and snacks — also known as social food — and is done by men. That means the general state of ruin most shopping carts are in can be blamed entirely on women and their shitty driving and lack of respect for other people’s property.
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I guess women really love their shopping!
-Dick
I’m terrified.
Excuse me but it was designed by a man. That man would probably snap you in half;
http://evil-se7en.com/
You have such balls, why don’t you pay him a visit and tell him yourself. BTW, isn’t it cowardice to have no URL link? Are you scared little boy?
DBS, your site has the design, color scheme, and lack of class that only a woman could achieve.
and yes, GOOD observation, chicks aint got dicks! therefore they have been given the opportunity to use their BRAINS for thinking:D
wow know i know where they get the word JUVENILE from. it literally describes the sad little chauvinist playgroud that dick is running here.
I cut the throat of a God who allows your existance.
I followed your link/name. What are you scared of? I am not a feminist, you have it all fucked up. I am a Dirty Bitch and there’s a big difference. A Dirty Bitch can appreciate a good man and respects her man. Obviously, you are scared of something. Is it feminists that hurt your feelings?
I think I will, which would be far better than the likes of your kind could do. What’s wrong, did I hurt your little feelings? Punk!
Oh, God, this is rich. For what he says…
Well, the more you push us, the harder we thrust ;D you back.
Broadband’s back, by the way. I fixed it with my man-mind. Your writings will be on my site quite soon. Take care.
Go fuck yourself, DBS.
You condone this shit, Dick? Implication that killing and raping women is in fashion? You are the ring leader to a bunch of sick fucks. I only wish, I could set you and your goon squad straight. But thank goodness for you, that you are safe and sound in your cyber bunghole. It’s more than clear, with the fact that, very few of your commenter’s have a return URL, that you’re a bunch of pussies. Then again, it could very well be, just you commenting to yourself. Regardless Dick, if this is the sort of thing or words you encourage, you will get a visit from my good friend, Mz.Karma Bitchslap. She will make you bleed and cry out to the God you spit at.
wow you really are a twisted dick
No dickead
Most amusing. You play football for Columbine don’t you?
See I dont have a problem with males in general, some of you are nice :), its just some sick minorities like you that really shame the male population. Its such a shame that women should have to give birth to ungreatful meatheads like you. On a whole if you were to represent the human population, you would make us all seem pretty stupid and dumb. Do you actually have any reason for hating women? NO LIKE A REAL REASON! Im sorry but you seem to forget that there are more women than men in the world and that without us, WELL you would cease to exist. Yeah same vice versa, but we seem to put up better with your shit, than you do ours.
And as for the comment on that ’stuff that comes out our meatflaps’, oh for fuck sake ill just say it PERIODS, i mean WHAT FUCKING PLANET ARE YOU ON? Do you think that we want these things? It was the way we were made, DEAL WITH IT. Sorry it fucks up your desire for sex and stuff but to be perfectly honest, NONE OF US GIVE A FUCK. You pathetic whinos.
I mean seen as you hate women so much, it would perfectly fine for us all to abstain from sex altogether, seen as you think we are so disgusting. Yes you are all setting yourselves up for a life of celibacy. I wonder how you meat headed idiots (yes whose lives are ruled by your dicks) will cope with that?? Hey dont blame us, after all this is WHAT YOU WANT!!!
Well seen as you are all women haters Im guessing you all must be gay?
My my my…
And you think that the origin of said statement comes from a man-mind?
And why don’t you pay my site a visit, Stacy. Have a chat with me. I’ll break you with my words because unlike you, you judgemental bitch, I don’t live in a fantasy world.
A few disputable issues appear in my writings which you in your narrow perception view as condescending… and yet your lying screeching sisters are free from your universal jurisdiction. Who is the flaming hypocrite again? Oh, wait, you just lost another argument. You lose, whore.
YA HA HA HA HA HA!
How fucking stupid can a bitch be! Oh, God, I’m recording this shit! Keep the evidence coming!
Pssshhh…
HA HA HA HA HA!
Oh hoe hoe, this is really something!
Grats on getting the word out, Dick Masterton! And they would lie for us! I am flattered, I never thought one dinky little website in this corner of the free world could receive this much attention! These bitches love us - and their penis envy most certainly shows.
I liked that post in all caps about how some guy turned to homosexuality. That was really something. Wow, how stupid can a slutty little sorority hoe be?