wolfe said:

@Necro I differ a bit. If people want a very structured, theologically coherent (though possibly quite wrong) religion that’s fine with me. It’s a personal choice.

I agree. I just don’t like hearing about it (Like ‘JESUS LOVES YOU ALL’ being cried out by twats near a bus top)

And if Dick writes a book, I want a mention :D. About 1000 comments.

@Banzai ha! More channeling of the 60’s! Now you’re making me think of Emma Peel…

@diamatik If Dick can get a decent book deal — and he may well, in the wake of people like Tucker Max — then, yes, he’d be an outstanding guest on the Colbert report.

(Heck, I think he’d be outstanding without a book deal, but realistically, they’re not likely to book him as simply a guy with an outstanding website).

-wolfe

diamatik said:

I was a bit pissed the other day watching Stephen Colbert. He had that woman from feministing.com on his show promoting her ‘book.’ Why doesn’t he just have a guest with some gusto and invite Dick on his show to put another boot in the fat arse of feminism.

You’ll have to write the show, diamatik.

-Dick

We men are better shoppers than women. I did all or most of the grocery shopping (15 years plus) and can tell you that as a man, I have a strategy (I can get in, get all my groceries and cash out and be home and unloaded before most women finish taking a dump).

Now that’s organization!

I do make a list but again it has all the regular shit on it and I know man-stinctively where IN the stores those items are.

The only reason I maintain a list is because I suffer from “CRS” (can’t remember shit). That’s because I’m shell-shocked from many years of bitching and harranging.

We men have a built-in safety mechnism that protects our man-brains from the incessant nagging and bitching from women.

It all dated back to the caveman days when even then the cave women layed around and wanted to decorate the cave walls with fuscha and magenta cave wall paper, Flintstone furniture, doylies, bed shams and cave carpeting. When we objected, naturally, they bitched.

You see, we hunted then as a form of survival not only because we needed to eat, but to get us out of those caves and away from those stark raving cave women. They didn’t have “Monday Night Footbal” or many hobbies in the cave man days, so God gave us alternatives.

So you see, all those chicks that post here (female, girl, DBS, etc.) are the direct decendants of those raving cave women (not their fault, it’s in their DNA).

I believe in time, the CRS will pass and my memories of lingerie clad goddesses feeding me grapes will come back, If not, then I will need to include “Bodingtons” in my therapy regimine.

All that being said, it’s remarkable just how many women are out there shopping. I did it out of necessity, if left to my ex-wife, I would’ve starved to death.

Man can’t survive on “Pringles” alone.

I’m a renaissance man and a great chef and know how to pick the best meats and veggies.

I get it done in one shot, not the ex, she would need to go each and every fucking day because her seive-like-mind forgot to get this or that.

It’s fun observing people at the grocery stores, seeing the stiff nips over by the freezer section, watching a woman grope the cucumbers and fantasize (about Dick M. probably).

Sometimes when the store’s really crowded with women, I go to the condom rack and get the largest size (XXXL) condoms (ribbed for her pleasure of course) and a tube of K-Y Jelly, place them on top of my other stuff and just check the reactions of the women in line with me.

Nothing goes to waste though because I really do use that size condon (DBS, are you listening).

-Peace out,

Banzai

Before the internet, we used to send up smoke signals from mountain tops, then we progressed to using two cans and a string, but with modern technology, we got the internet, so the world keeps getting smaller and smaller.

I’ve been reading some female coments on this site lately and jeeez, they sound like dominatrixes or something.

Hey, wait a minute, now there’s an occupation for all you women, you can all be dominatrixes! It seems to come natural to you anyways.

All you need are the boots and whips to go with your bitchiness!! Yeah Baby, Yeah!!!

-Banzai

:)

And I’d be branded a heretic heh because I like to practice Necromancy which is considered ‘evil’.

Necromancy was actually used in the olden days to call up spirits to fortell the future and there was nothing to do wit hcorpses and such.

Necroswordsman said:

You read back to some of my previous comments you will know why I cringed at my own comment.

For some reason we seem to bee turning into a cult.

i guess the men are slowly waking up and banding together…

GIRL said:

See I dont have a problem with males in general, some of you are nice :), its just some sick minorities like you that really shame the male population. Its such a shame that women should have to give birth to ungreatful meatheads like you. On a whole if you were to represent the human population, you would make us all seem pretty stupid and dumb. Do you actually have any reason for hating women? NO LIKE A REAL REASON! Im sorry but you seem to forget that there are more women than men in the world and that without us, WELL you would cease to exist. Yeah same vice versa, but we seem to put up better with your shit, than you do ours.

i just had to quote you, you dumb bitch. “Ungrateful”? What the fuck are you talking about? We are the ones who are giving you your fucking rights. You think a group of feminist can give you your rights? Anytime men and men as a whole want the world back, we take it.. correction, we fucking seize it and cut all the feminist throats.
If you *do* read this site, you probably know that we didnt say women are useless. it was highly agreed upon that women are good for two things, sex and cleaning so stick to them. giving birth is your job and something which you do and want to do. its the same way we do our jobs of running the world… so please, just take your feminist ideology and shove it up your ass… and serve me a milkshake!

For some reason we seem to bee turning into a cult.

Sir_Chancealot said:

The prosecution rests, your honor.

Prosecution? Bit harsh term for what we are.

Dirty Bitch Society said:

diamatik said:

Go fuck yourself, DBS.

I followed your link/name. What are you scared of? I am not a feminist, you have it all fucked up. I am a Dirty Bitch and there’s a big difference. A Dirty Bitch can appreciate a good man and respects her man. Obviously, you are scared of something. Is it feminists that hurt your feelings?

If you really did appreciate a “good man”, and have true respect for “your man”, you would never refer to yourself as “A Dirty Bitch”, except in his bedroom.

Exile From Hillary’s Village said:

Just because you geeks can’t get laid is no reason to attack women as a whole. Women are the best thing that God ever put on this earth.
…

Ok, then. Point out 5 things with moving parts invented by a woman.

The prosecution rests, your honor.

Dick Masterson said:

1200+ spam comments in twelve hours.

-Dick

@Dick can you email me with how you beat this spam wave down? What tools you’re using etc? I’m getting waves of 100-150 a day (nothing like that attack yet) and stuff is occasionally slipping through. I don’t think my present defenses would beat a concerted attack like that, and I’d like to be preemptively ready.

-wolfe

Is Dick responsible for those, or Wordpress?

- Jamelia - Something About You