Simon Says: Men Are Better Than Women
Women have ruined books.
First, they infiltrated books with their “romance” and other literary promiscuities. Fanny Hill, Lady Chatterley’s Lover, The Kite Runner; those are all obscene and rife with moral depravity. That last one is Oprah’s favorite tale about a little boy who gets raped. Who would read about something like that?
Women.
Then, when no one was looking, women turned books into magazines and slapped tampon ads all over them. I hope no one built a mini-mall on Hemingway’s grave. The constant movement of him spinning the fuck around inside will probably mess with the foundation.
I don’t even want to talk about Harry Potter. Those books made all women on Earth about five IQ points stupider just for getting read. Why the fuck would anyone try to score any goals in Quiddich? If they crossed the NBA with an Easter Egg hunt, going to see the Miami Heat play the Houston Rockets would mean getting punched in the mouth by Shaq while an Asian the size of Bird Bird probed your cornhole for a million dollar snitch. The ball would be long forgotten.
You would just try to catch the snitch, is what I’m saying — unless women were allowed to play for some stupid reason. Oh, would you look at that.
A long time ago, the American novel was something of honor and dignity. The Old Man in the Sea comes to mind, as do other manly works: The Great Gatsby, Catch-22, pretty much anything written by a Russian person.
Well, women have fucked all that up. And that means it’s up to me, Dick Masterson, to fix it. One book at a time.
Simon and Schuster are putting women in their place by putting Men Are Better Than Women: The Book in their mouths. Before I tell you what it is, let me tell you what Men Are Better Than Women: The Book is not.
It is not The Shopaholic Ties the Knot. It is not The Anger Workbook For Women. I checked and discovered that no, that book is not Blowjobs for Dummies being sold under a different title. It is not The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, or any other book for women that could also be called Whorecules in New York: Chapter A Million. It is not The Knitting Circle or any other book where women get to vicariously live their dream of suffering close, personal loss like the death of a child.
Hercules in New York was a great movie. I wish there was a director’s cut that didn’t have the dick-off voice over messing with Arnold’s manjo. I would give that to everyone this Christmas.
And that’s exactly what you should do with my book.
Men Are Better Than Women: The Book is proof that everything I’ve said and ever will say is 100% accurate, that women can fuck off my site forever like I’ve always told them too and it doesn’t mean shit to me, and that no matter what, even in a business dominated by women and their rampant incompetencies, manliness prevails.
Men are better than women.
Also, blaming men for the three books I mentioned at the start of this is like blaming children for child pornography. That makes you a sick person, but more importantly, it makes you a wrong person.
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Men=build=destroy…
women=no thanks…
Sick depravity= man’s imagination…
yeah women running rampant raping people with dildos….
haha, they are physically smaller and more fragile, and they threaten you? what a coward…COWARD. Women threaten these little babies… this site is provoked by fear of losing power… what a cowardly idea. Like we ever cared. No we won’t leave, we don’t care…. It’s funny, the sadness and cowardly qualities men have. The ego centric whining. Ancient Cultures just seem to hold relevance to this day. And men have evolved? Women read books to understand what is happening, not to enjoy the problem…That’s something men enjoy doing. Murder, rape, torture. Women that do are also men… Man isn’t a good quality in women. Smart women avoid men like this. Luckily you have dumb groupies. Keep women dumb for your own sake.
Women should leave because they will reveal to you what you are. I forgot to add. They might actually reveal what you hide.
*Sigh* You’re gonna regret posting this once other guys see it. lol
Be prepared for being called “cunt” and “whore” and other shit like that! XD
While I do agree with your stuff, I don’t think ALL men have a cowardly streak of them. Just saying =)
Have you ever seen female construction workers? What are they doing? Standing there? Yeah I thought so.
Men are again, physically stronger… But I do know some, they are taller and heavier.
Women I know that grew up with a bond with a good father usually end up knowing how to fix cars, run auto shops, technical jobs…
Women are raised to not worry about those things by both parents. It’s the structure in which we are raised. Women can do these things… It’s society and family that affects overall outcome. I knew plenty of women that do, do these things because of their environment and how they were raised…why would that be a threat? why does it even matter? women that do these things seem to not feel superior either way. They enjoy what they do. I have little problem in technical areas, some maybe, but it was never needed of me… Doesn’t mean I won’t learn.
LOL! No, for real. That wasn’t funny. lol
jk!
Yeah, as I said before, the world used to be a paradise called ‘the jungle’, and then we came along and ruined it all, by creating a civilization. Dumb bitch.
OMG you must be so goddamn smart! I mean who here can honestly use all caps as a substitute for a valid point?!?!
Dick MAY be a little over the top in some of the things he says, BUT woven throughout this website are nuggets of truth.
And that is what makes it so true, and SO very hysterical.
We don’t need to get “over our selves”. There is nothing to get over.
Men ARE better than women.
And by the way, they turned down your application for Space Shuttle Captain.
Women are basically hopeless. All they managed to achieve for past decades of “struggle” is making men chase them, while them women working so hard on becoming less than shit. Now they become so much scared as their scheme falls apart as they observe less and less men are willing to chase them, by the minute. Being a shit she is, she is hopeing that this way she is gonna motivate a man to drop what he is doing, and start chasing women again, so they can continue concentrate on their developemnt of becomeing even more of a less than shit they are.
The funny-sad part is that they women would do anything just not to become competent about men, because the idea of becoming competent is the most unimaginable one, since all this time they are working and supporting each other in how to be incompetent, so as the result they do not have any clue how to become competent. Also their whole movement is all bs, as it originates form women being competitive against each other. This basically comes down to it, that women’s “friendship” is nothing more than one women pretending to be other women’s friend only to decrease her chances with men, by giving her wrong advices = helping her to become incompetent about men. On a gobal scale it = women becoming less than shit.
That’s why they are so jealous of this site and other men sites, because we men do not have that “phenomenon” as a part of our equation, where the only aim is to fuck each other up. Women are now screeming out of loneliness, because they are lonely from men who don’t want them any more, and they are lonely from women who only compete between each other for last pussy men that are left there, so they can leach on them.
Women hit the trademill, invent something else, new, there is no way back to your old scheme, like maybe invent how to be competent about men, hugh??
lol! I have got to start using that one. You told me once, ‘never give a woman a direct answer to a question - unless it’s NO.’ That was GOLD. Arrogance took man to the moon and got america discovered, won wars, built the world’s most amazing and impossible things. And women try and tell men they hate arrogant men all the time. I was on a dating website a while back (what a waste of time) and all these women had “I prefer confidence to arrogance” all over their profiles. Of course ! they prefer it. They ‘prefer’ to have a fucking doormat to wipe their shoes on.
@ ALEX
Let me put it to you this way —> NO.
Whenever a woman calls a MAN an “arrogant, pompous, idiot, prick who should get over himself”, that man deserves a fucking STANDING OVATION.
He’s definitely doing something RIGHT.
You manholes LOVE to tell men to “get over themselves.”
Why?? So so he can focus on YOU instead??????
SHE: “There’s a big difference between confidence and arrogance”.
Goddamned right there is.
CONFIDENCE is sitting on your fat , lazy ass and saying:
“I am CONFIDENT the world is flat. Pass me another cookie.”
ARROGANCE —>> is getting up off his MAN ASS to build a boat and personally traverse the world’s tempestuous oceans to prove to himself that it’s fucking ROUND.
ARROGANT MEN WHO CHOSE NOT TO GET OVER THEMSELVES CHANGED THE FUCKING WORLD. What did you expect them to do??? Get over themselves and start paying attention to YOU instead?????
FUCK OFF.
you the pompus idiot get over yourself
all guys are the same
all women are the same
so shut the fuck up dumshit
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Tits or gtfo.
No… men got the world goin to where it is today, this is true, women helped by doin women things, but women things arent man things, a job needed doin, it got done. Sadly theres nothing left for men to do thats pioneering and manlyier, except sleep with you and your sister at the same time.
MEN FUCKED UP THE WORLD, GET IT RIGHT BILLY. YOU KNOW IT, I KNOW IT AND WE ALL KNOW IT.
Clair is building a straw man since she has no argument against the facts that women have never done anything but muck up the world. MISery is her first name.
women suck as people and Clair dropped by to prove that
What in the blazes are you blithering on about?!
- 4 Strings - Believe - 14 - Eastern Vibe
Where did the equipment to build those things come from? Earth. We figured out ways to manipulate the natural materials we were given and formed them into things. God, even a monkey knows that, sorry to be the one to point it out.
Bullshit. Ever heard of a differential, rack and pinion or worm gear? How about double helical and involute gears?
Bearings? Piston rod and camshaft?
Pasteurisation?
Penicillin?
…
Also, writing a software application is hardly ever inventing or discovering anything new.
- Dirty Vegas - Days Go By [radio edit]
So true.
Prove it!
Well, at least you agree with the rest. I’ll settle for that.
Yeah, go on and lie to yourself. Every brick was there because a man placed it, enough said.
MansVoice, I wouldn’t boast about that. A man discovered electricity, men discovered cures for diseases and so did women. Not to mention that there are still many diseases left to be treated. Every brick on a road? Come on…
Men did not build the world from scratch. The world was there, men discovered things that they could do with it. So did women. God you all make me feel literally sick.
It is not hatred; it is recognise our true birthright as the superior gender. Why cover up your fear with a “laugh”? Proof or studies? What proof are you speaking of? Men are better AT EVERYTHING. On the Dr Phil show, Dick himself said “Men invented electricity, men invented cures for diseases and every brick on the road is there because a man placed it there”, Men have built the fucking world up from scratch. What the fuck are you talking about of “proof”? Are the 7 wonders not proof? The space shuttle? The nukes? What a fucking moron.
You must be fucking kidding me.
Ha.
This is so great for a cheap laugh.
You’re all idiots. Barely anything here is validated by proof or studies, so don’t kid yourselves. You’ve all put yourselves up on thrones. Swallow your pride, boys.
If you were any kind of intelligent, you’d all realize that this site is an emotionally based and illogical idealization that promotes the hatred for 3 billion people who you have never met. It’s simply not rational to maintain the belief that every woman on earth is the same.
Get the fuck over yourselves, you worthless, pompous idiots.
And don’t bother telling her to fuck off or leave. She’s like the scary looking hobo who hangs out near the posh restaurant hoping she gets a tip or gets a rich person.
That’s deduction.
Considering who this is, that’s not a big surprise. It’s not even a surprise.
That’s deduction.
Now, as much as I love hypocrites and sweet-16 entitlement whores, we’re all going to have to ask you to leave. Don’t let the door hit your fat, ‘juicy’ ass on the way out. Hey, if you look, dress, talk (sure as fucking hell), smell, and think (because I know there’s no Einstein under that hood of yours) like a whore, you’re going to be treated like a whore. And whores, man or womyn (being that it’s always men who do the research, initiate the contact, etc., it’s kind of hard for a straight man to be a slut. But in the name of gender neutrality, I say), are going to be treated like foreskin around the nipples and vagina. That’s all you’re wanted for. Don’t try to give someone some lip. Exactly how satisfying is it to know that the only reason you aren’t getting told off or popped in your jaw is because everyone knows that you’ll run for help if you get what you deserve? That’s like a little child. Hell, where the fuck is my entitlement?
I’m sick of reading ad-hominems, and I know I can’t be the only one.
Shouldn’t you be in the closet hiding from Ms. Piggy or something?
First, they infiltrated books with their “romance” and other literary promiscuities. Fanny Hill, Lady Chatterley’s Lover, The Kite Runner; those are all obscene and rife with moral depravity. That last one is Oprah’s favorite tale about a little boy who gets raped. Who would read about something like that?
Women.
butbut. DH Lawrence and John Cleland are… MEN.
It is wrong. Men are better than women.
sorry, i like anal because it’s not romantic and i don’t have to look at the dude’s stupid facial contortions when he comes (you know you all make ridiculous faces while you ejaculate, don’t you?)
Any idea how dumb you look with your mouth full of cock, or cum dripping off your face?
Ps. I’m glad I just offended all the women on here :)
Well, I’ve never looked in a mirror while ejaculating, so I’ll have to take your word for it. But it is interesting to see how you hate distractions so much that you prefer not to see his face … so you can focus solely on how you’re going to spend his money.
sorry, i like anal because it’s not romantic and i don’t have to look at the dude’s stupid facial contortions when he comes (you know you all make ridiculous faces while you ejaculate, don’t you?)
I fail to see the problem with that.
You know if Simon said it then it’s a fact!
Why do women hate the truth?
Because men are better than women and they know it.
Up?
They grow down, mate.
Ha ha ha, it’s too late to ‘intimidate’ him and boss him around, cunts. You avoided reality and now look what’s happened - another equality book hitting the shelves!
What do vagina’s grow up into?
there’s a reason your name is dick, grow up and get a life
Buy your own goddamned shirt.
Classic “woman wants something, so she gets the man to buy it for her” tactic. I swear…
I was just directed to this site by a friend and I am astounded. This site is what the internet was invented for. What I like is that everything here is true and backed up by evidence - plus it’s on the internet, which makes it even true-er.
It’s funny that a woman directed me to this site, I’m not sure what she was thinking….she probably saw that there is a Men>Women t-shirt and figured she was at J Crew, or whatever….women are stupid
ok seriously I am all for saying how much women suck and manliness rules and how guys should control all and women should stay in the kitchen but what the fuck man this article is just one giant advertisement for your book.
I assume that as well. If you look at the forums, you’ll see he’s solicited a number of ideas which could well be for the book. But I don’t know for sure.
-wolfe
I was so looking forward to him asking us to give material. Or mention us in some way. So it’s basicly just his best articles?
She’s not worth the trouble.
Not worth it.
Then you’re on the wrong site. This site has nothing to do with hating women; it simply espouses the view that men are better than women.
Dick hinted at this somewhere. There will be a lot of what was in the blog, reworked, as well as new chapters. He mentioned specifically “How to get out of a Date Rape charge”. (I’m paraphrasing from memory).
-wolfe
…why do I have to repeat myself. I’m going to start losing manpoints about this. What is the book about?
I do hate women to but for fucks sake man add some proof it’s not like it’s all that difficult to find and not just blatant over exaggeration i’m also talking about all the articles you’ve made.
Congratulations Dick! This day is well deserved.
They skip those parts.
-Dick
Hey, woah, Lady Chatterley’s Lover dupes chicks into thinking anal is “romantic,” and is therefore cunning, and manly.
I’m preordering mine! Whens the screenplay being done? Is Nicholas Cage playing Dick in the movie? Who’s playing Female? She may make a fine dominatrix. Female in thigh high stiletto boots weilding a riding crop, too much for me.
Ouch! ;-) Gotta go, pizza’s here.
BTW, I loved Die Hard 4. They just keep getting better and better don’t they.
-Banzai
Would you believe we have the same editor.
-Dick
Give me her home address.
I swear I won’t do anything THAT illegal.
I repeat, what’s the book about? Amazon says nothing about it.
Someone send this bitch a shirt.
-Dick
The shirt costs more than the book. Send me a free shirt and we might have a deal.
Well that’s more clothing than I typically like to wear in photos that I sent to exploitative men, but okay, I’ll do whatever it takes.
Again peoples, that is what is called sarcasm.
I was worried the link was to a thong. In which case that might have started a contribution fund to avoid exposure to the sight of Female in a thong.
I like the fact that you linked to the small size of women’s T.
-wolfe
In the mail as soon as you send us a picture of yourself in one of these.
http://www.cafepress.com/mabtw.121691851
-Dick
I know. I read my copy of The Alphabet of Manliness pretty often, (especially E - for Enlightenment).
No diamatik, that was MUCH more funny than mean. hahahaha. I am getting this book without a doubt.
Absolutely correct, wolfe.
The number of pre-orders is also something the publisher has access to. Having more has a number of favorable consequences.
As I mentioned in the forum, anyone who pre-orders will get it signed for free. You just have to pay for shipping.
I’ll be answering more questions later.
-Dick
I think I just shit my pants. First The Alphabet of Manliness, and now this. It’s almost enough to bring a man-tear to my eye. Almost.
lol you’re too easy Billy. Yeah, I honestly expect Dick to send me a free copy, cause I just know he’s my biggest fan and don’t forget that I only post here because I want to have sex with him, and I’d have absolutely no qualms about giving him my name and address.
Am I mentally ill? No, that’s called sarcasm in case you missed it.