Are Women Smarter Than Horses?
There’s one thing that women are better than men at. I hate to admit it, but it’s true. Women are much better than men at being dumb. But for some reason this fact is hard to prove.
Every day — or thousands of times a day — women go back to abusive spouses or hit Reply To All on an office email even though the buttons are clearly fucking labeled and that is obviously not the right one to press. We men can all agree that those are equally and hugely dumb things to do. However, in this modern and woman-age of double-think and double-speak and no accountability and all other manners of female bullshit, the evidence of the kind I’ve just described is not “evidence” per se. It doesn’t get the job done. And as men, that’s what we’re worried about at all times. Getting the job done.
What we would need in order to say for certain that women are better than men at being dumb is some kind of broad study that says very explicitly:
MEN ARE SMARTER THAN WOMEN
And says so with statistics. We’re men after all. When we prove something we do it with facts and numbers of concrete, not opinions and whining like a meandering teenage girl. Unfortunately, it’s not every day that facts and numbers like these come along.
Today is that day.
Doctors Paul Irwin and Richard Lynn — both men and both British also so you know they don’t fuck about when it comes to talking about shit and knowing their shit before they open their mouths — that’s how British men behave. All men of different backgrounds and nationalities are great and better than all women, but they each have strong suits and unique abilities, like the A Team, or the Smurfs. These two Britons have just published some findings about the Quotient of Intelligence that women all over Earth will find way fucking surprising and men will not.
Here’s what they found.
MEN ARE SMARTER THAN WOMEN
But not because they’re bad drivers or because they get pregnant at the drop of a dime without a job or because they can’t keep a car maintained to save their lives or because not one woman ever has successfully completed a simple fucking crossword puzzle without the help of a man; this time the proof is in the stats.
It’s obviously because our brains are bigger.
Seriously, with stats like that is it any wonder that the Chinese have such a huge problem with too many female babies? That country obviously needs the help of a smart populace of men and everyone should do their part. Just like recycling — which, as a man, I am against. There’s nothing more manly than wasting things, especially resources.
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The dumb and tired thing is the whole “repression” argument the women in here resort to so frequently. I wish I could just repress it from my memory.
I also enjoy the woman-insult about how Dick has this website and he wastes his time writing about women. Then they fail to see how ironic it is that they read EVERY SINGLE article Dick writes!
One more, one more: women ARE dumb!
seems like women are dumb enough to ignore the -No Women Allowed- sign on the front page. Going into a site where all they’ll get are insults, now that’s the epitome of stupidity.
It’s just like Dick said, Alan — women really can’t answer an email without hitting Reply to All!
Dick is so accurate with his points; of course, being a man he just can’t help being totally right about everything.
Thought you guys might be interested in this story…
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16528158-1242,00.html
well, that’s not the ONLY time she should open her mouth ;-)
A woman should only open her mouth to eat.
Excellent point, CB. And I would be willing to bet that of these 32 females, all were either aided by men or affirmative action.
32 females out of a total 770 Nobel Laureates. 4.15% out of the total have achieved a measure of success at the highest academic levels. Women are claimed to make up over 50% of the global population. Perhaps the chromosomally challenged that are determined to comment here regardless of Dick’s request, could explain how this disparity has occured?
For the stupider amongst you, which is clearly the female readership here without permission, why is woman dumber than man? You so smart, prove wrong. Ugh.
To all women out there:
Men have invented everything.
Dick,
It’s not okay for a man to his his wife period. My mother went through that. Yes, you are right that only stupid women would go back to an abusive spouse, but that spouse is a man.
Courtney
Men ARE out there solving the meaning of life and getting Nobel prizes. That’s Dick’s point. The fact that he is not doing it personally does not prove anything. You aren’t doing it either, are you?
Nicole
Don’t fall into the trap of believing that exam results in our education system demonstrate intelligence. They don’t. All that they demonstrate is the ability to regurgitate information in an approved format under certain conditions - which themselves are deliberately skewed to favour females. This has been well established and argued for many years. The fact that the educational establishment chooses to ignore this evidence does not mean it is invalid.
All the GCSE and A level results prove is that there is almost certainly not a single boy in our entire state education system who is actually fulfilling his maximum potential. This means the system is the failure, not the boys. I have reached the conclusion that boys actually learn far more outside school than in it. This is neatly demonstrated by the fact that once they get free of the educational system, they actually progress much more rapidly vis-a-vis females than they ever did within the system, and forge ahead in all areas of endeavour and achievement. You might also note that when children are educated at home, the gender gap in academic performance disappears.
The proof of the pudding is in the eating; and by their fruits shall ye know them. We know the fruits of the minds of men: look around you. Every man-made wonder and miracle that you see, and there are millions of them, were and are made by…well, men. But try as hard as I can, I don’t see any fruits of the female mind beyond the fatuous and the trivial. If women are more intelligent than men, where and why have they been hiding it all these centuries?
I know Dick’s writing style is abrasive, that’s fine by me even if it gets up your nose. But at bottom, he is right. Incidentally, the Irwin & Lynn research is not telling us anything new. Every objective test of intelligence has been saying the same thing for ages. It is just so difficult to get people to accept it when they spend so much of the rest of their lives being brainwashed with contrary messages.
Proof is a wide sampling of intelligence scores that show men to be 5% smarter than women.
That’s proof. It’s what I just said. And it’s totally unnecessary.
Men are obviously smarter than women. That’s why we have things like technology, medicine, and literature. Because men are so fucking smart.
-Dick
Her point is quite obviously that what you are saying about women being dumber than men is complete and utter crap. Something i’ve noticed about you Dick, is that when you are quite clearly proven wrong, you cower behind the pretence that you can’t understand what the person is saying - and quickly change the subject instead of putting foward a logical arguement.
What’s your point, Nicole?
-Dick
Dick you made several contradictions in that argument.
Firstly, according to you “there has never been anything wrong with any man ever”, so there is nothing wrong with men who hit their wife’s but there is something wrong with the women who stay with them. How illogical, even for you.
Secondly I was reading the paper yesterday and I discovered that 4 out of the five top schools in the whole country (for GCSE’s and A levels) were for girls, the other school was mixed. Which is strong evidence against your whole men are smarter thing.
Finally, if you don’t give a shit about recycling and think wasting things is manly how can you possibly say men are more eco friendly?
If you’re so intellegent Dick, why aren’t you out there solving the meaning of life, or getting a Nobel Prize? Why are you instead wasting the time of your precious, all knowing self moderating a website devoted to bitching about women? Have you no life outside of your little box?