Are Women Smarter Than Horses?
There’s one thing that women are better than men at. I hate to admit it, but it’s true. Women are much better than men at being dumb. But for some reason this fact is hard to prove.
Every day — or thousands of times a day — women go back to abusive spouses or hit Reply To All on an office email even though the buttons are clearly fucking labeled and that is obviously not the right one to press. We men can all agree that those are equally and hugely dumb things to do. However, in this modern and woman-age of double-think and double-speak and no accountability and all other manners of female bullshit, the evidence of the kind I’ve just described is not “evidence” per se. It doesn’t get the job done. And as men, that’s what we’re worried about at all times. Getting the job done.
What we would need in order to say for certain that women are better than men at being dumb is some kind of broad study that says very explicitly:
MEN ARE SMARTER THAN WOMEN
And says so with statistics. We’re men after all. When we prove something we do it with facts and numbers of concrete, not opinions and whining like a meandering teenage girl. Unfortunately, it’s not every day that facts and numbers like these come along.
Today is that day.
Doctors Paul Irwin and Richard Lynn — both men and both British also so you know they don’t fuck about when it comes to talking about shit and knowing their shit before they open their mouths — that’s how British men behave. All men of different backgrounds and nationalities are great and better than all women, but they each have strong suits and unique abilities, like the A Team, or the Smurfs. These two Britons have just published some findings about the Quotient of Intelligence that women all over Earth will find way fucking surprising and men will not.
Here’s what they found.
MEN ARE SMARTER THAN WOMEN
But not because they’re bad drivers or because they get pregnant at the drop of a dime without a job or because they can’t keep a car maintained to save their lives or because not one woman ever has successfully completed a simple fucking crossword puzzle without the help of a man; this time the proof is in the stats.
It’s obviously because our brains are bigger.
Seriously, with stats like that is it any wonder that the Chinese have such a huge problem with too many female babies? That country obviously needs the help of a smart populace of men and everyone should do their part. Just like recycling — which, as a man, I am against. There’s nothing more manly than wasting things, especially resources.
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August 28th, 2007 at 1:05 am - IP Man-Hash: ed83b91ecb2a1
Nice article…………………..eh…………….can you state more facts to support what you say…………………
August 28th, 2007 at 1:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 5d00bcf5c9e3d
This is all true. Most great cientists, musicians, painters, etc… are men. Women are usefull only as sex toys and child bearers. Women, don t blame men for this fact, blame yourselves or nature.
August 28th, 2007 at 1:07 am - IP Man-Hash: d2fa802d03c46
Ooh, that’s gotta hurt.
So much for being the good… chick in this situation. It almost seems you’re a defacto-antagonist of this site. Nonetheless, I have your conversations recorded and will probably create a piece on them when I am done with my promotion campaign. Until then, when I get broadband back up, the raw data will be in its own private section for everyone to see.
September 18th, 2007 at 5:32 am - IP Man-Hash: b24fa70c8e643
Women look like they may be taking many behavioural cues from horses. This doesn’t necessarily mean they are smarter than horses, just that they are taking behavioural cues from them. Here’s the evidence:
- they have their snouts in the trough all the time
- they kick like shit whenever they disagree with anything
- even if they run around a lot, they often weigh as much as a horse
- so much horseshit comes out of them it’s simply just not funny
- women will commonly develop an ass equal in size to a horse
- even when they smile, you still have to watch out for them biting you
- horses are very fucking expensive to maintain
- horses have a tendency to just bolt on you at any time
- a horse will be inclined to just walk all over everything and fuck it up
- horses are always eating
- horses need lots of new shoes all the time
- when you try to ride a horse, it will often want to throw you off
- if your horse gets too old to ride, you can just get a younger horse
- it’s not unusual for more than one person to be riding a horse at the same time
- when they get old, horses are usually only good for dogmeat
- a horse that’s not under control is a dangerous cunt of a thing
- after giving birth, horse vaginas are so loose it’s like a horse went through there.
September 18th, 2007 at 12:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 947c796c93784
Hey jerk, women are the best people in the world. Men get their behavioral cues from pigs!! Good for nothing waste of mass! You have the I.Q. of a rock!!!!
September 18th, 2007 at 4:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
There’s a certain inalienable merit in ticking women off for its own sake, isn’t there?
- Eric Prydz pres. Pryda - Armed
September 18th, 2007 at 8:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: b24fa70c8e643
Yawn…Try facts. Then we can talk.
September 19th, 2007 at 12:17 am - IP Man-Hash: c41fe27e96c6a
We may get our cues from pigs, but at least we don’t look like them.
September 19th, 2007 at 10:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 947c796c93784
Congratulations you swine, if you guys haven’t noticed, your mothers were women. One of the only causes of your miserable existence. You want facts?! I’ll give you a fact. People would coexist in this world much better if people like you didn’t exist.
September 19th, 2007 at 10:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 947c796c93784
I agree with Pamela. You guys really need a reality check. What are you? Gay?
September 19th, 2007 at 11:01 am - IP Man-Hash: 947c796c93784
I actually disagree with mike5150. Men do look like pigs. Matches the personality. How convenient!
September 19th, 2007 at 11:34 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Oink, oink. Much sock-puppeting lulz and love spread all round.
I say! Pamela has split clone personality disorder.
Oink.
- Dj Andi - Babilonia
September 19th, 2007 at 11:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 9b7a2b3eaa486
Pam, Holly, Christina:
Did you know that male pigs have a 30 minute orgasm?
September 19th, 2007 at 2:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 45a19a6365772
I thought womyn were the ones who have a natural coating of fat. Even the ones who binge up good food can’t remove that persistent layer. It still exists, regardless of what a shallow pop-culture’s representation of it is. Yes, a woman at peak physical condition could conceivably swim across the Atlantic while a male at said peak could not. Does that change the fact that women who are athletic - let alone women who actually perform muscle-building exercises or any other type = constitute perhaps 1% of the young female population at the very most? I know of - indirectly - one teenage female athlete. I say athlete because she participates in an actual sport requiring discipline, character, and motivation. Cheer leading, dancing, or ice skating are not sports. You are not an athlete if you jog for the sensation of your bloated tits slapping against your chest*.
And, of course, in any respect, it’s a give-and-take trait. However, as with all things, the disadvantages of this female trait far outnumber the advantages**, and it achieves its greatest potential only in deviant cases.
*You’d think our PC, pro-decency anti-sexist society would expect one to reserve such behavior for the bathroom, if anywhere. But, alas, it is encouraged and empowering.
**As always with the entire package. Cutting 5mpg from a truck will hardly improve performance in any aspect. Adding a babymaker to the human body will require some functions be reserved for its -hopefully- eventual usage.
September 19th, 2007 at 2:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 45a19a6365772
Actually, on the Atlantic part, a man would require a bit more strength and endurance in addition to a more effective wet-suit. Or dry-suit.
Come to think of it, men frequently do swim large distances. Well, I rest said example as-is, due to the surprising difficulty of finding any additional utility of a female aspect save childbirth. And I feel many of the womyn have beaten that horse to a pulp already, so I hardly encourage an extension on the many perceived utilizations of the womb’s reproductive capabilities.
“People will fuck.”
And babies will be made.
September 19th, 2007 at 2:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: c41fe27e96c6a
Why Christina their is a difference between looking like them and being built like them. Now walk into your bathroom. Your Jenny Craig treatment starts there.
September 19th, 2007 at 5:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0e6a85c252aa8
If you think women are so stupid, then why is it when we try to leave you home with the kids we come home to the house being a mess, food all over, and a bunch of sugar coated food in the cupboards? Last time I checked, it wasn’ t that hard to raise kids, and a lot of women do it everyday. And for some reason, men can’t, and won’t because they’re just too damn lazy. So whos stupid now, you self centered, tyrant bastards?
September 19th, 2007 at 5:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2e9b52f9da52f
Charisma and personality oozes from your many pores.
September 19th, 2007 at 6:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: b24fa70c8e643
Straight from the HORSES mouth! Remember to quote this harpy to all the others when they bitch about their hard life at home raising the kids and using all those Manventions to make life even easier.
I don’t see this wench complaining about her TAMPON that a Man invented. If it wasn’t for THIS Man, she’d be leaving a disgusting blood drip trail everywhere. The words “thank you sir” would seem more appropriate.
Here’s the facts to back it up. Unlike anonymous’s scrambled “woman logic”, the data is both verifiable and useful.
-”In 1929, the modern tampon (with applicator) was first invented and patented by Doctor Earle Haas. Dr Haas filed for his first tampon patent on November 19, 1931. . He later trademarked Tampax as the brandname for his tampon product”.
-”Mansman tells you what you need to know”.
September 21st, 2007 at 7:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 947c796c93784
MansMan, huh? Are you gay, because that’s what that name seems to imply. Either that, or your not getting any, because you seem to hate women a lot. And what does the invention of the tampon have to do with this? And why do you know when the tampon was invented, and by who? Does that sort of thing interest you, pervert?