Are Women Smarter Than Horses?
There’s one thing that women are better than men at. I hate to admit it, but it’s true. Women are much better than men at being dumb. But for some reason this fact is hard to prove.
Every day — or thousands of times a day — women go back to abusive spouses or hit Reply To All on an office email even though the buttons are clearly fucking labeled and that is obviously not the right one to press. We men can all agree that those are equally and hugely dumb things to do. However, in this modern and woman-age of double-think and double-speak and no accountability and all other manners of female bullshit, the evidence of the kind I’ve just described is not “evidence” per se. It doesn’t get the job done. And as men, that’s what we’re worried about at all times. Getting the job done.
What we would need in order to say for certain that women are better than men at being dumb is some kind of broad study that says very explicitly:
MEN ARE SMARTER THAN WOMEN
And says so with statistics. We’re men after all. When we prove something we do it with facts and numbers of concrete, not opinions and whining like a meandering teenage girl. Unfortunately, it’s not every day that facts and numbers like these come along.
Today is that day.
Doctors Paul Irwin and Richard Lynn — both men and both British also so you know they don’t fuck about when it comes to talking about shit and knowing their shit before they open their mouths — that’s how British men behave. All men of different backgrounds and nationalities are great and better than all women, but they each have strong suits and unique abilities, like the A Team, or the Smurfs. These two Britons have just published some findings about the Quotient of Intelligence that women all over Earth will find way fucking surprising and men will not.
Here’s what they found.
MEN ARE SMARTER THAN WOMEN
But not because they’re bad drivers or because they get pregnant at the drop of a dime without a job or because they can’t keep a car maintained to save their lives or because not one woman ever has successfully completed a simple fucking crossword puzzle without the help of a man; this time the proof is in the stats.
It’s obviously because our brains are bigger.
Seriously, with stats like that is it any wonder that the Chinese have such a huge problem with too many female babies? That country obviously needs the help of a smart populace of men and everyone should do their part. Just like recycling — which, as a man, I am against. There’s nothing more manly than wasting things, especially resources.
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October 17th, 2006 at 10:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
Aaron are you a real crazy or do you just like pretending to be one?
PJ, and you won’t get in any trouble for it.
You’ve never actually been on a date, have you?
October 18th, 2006 at 2:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 7f0331adb6577
October 18th, 2006 at 3:10 am - IP Man-Hash: 12ba2642e47bb
Is that why you just did so?
October 19th, 2006 at 11:09 am - IP Man-Hash: 9f385e9678ff7
i like women too,for the first couple of months.then it all goes fuckin pear shaped.
also i think female 269 has a point,you just know there’s gonna be trouble after a performance like you described.fuck her friend and don’t tell her.then you allways have something to feel a bit smug about when she’s doin ya head in.i didn’t do it yet,but it sounds fun.;
February 7th, 2007 at 2:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: e710962b1c5e7
I think the statistics or w/e are wrong because in a relationship if you pay attention men are usualy the ones getting yelled at for forgeting something and women remember everything just about test can show what ever they want
February 7th, 2007 at 4:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 001a1de92075b
Admirable female logic. The person who yells the most is the one who is correct. Brilliant.
This revolutionizes everything. Instead of recruiting people who are well-spoken diplomats to present our cause to the world, we should just hire angry Army drill-sergeants or cranky women to do so. Excellent thinking, Jesse.
-wolfe
February 7th, 2007 at 4:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: c6537eb3529dd
Wolfe, do you realize if you send fat mouthed bitchy American women to many parts of the world they’d be killed?
Or is this your genius plan?
February 7th, 2007 at 4:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 001a1de92075b
@SotS shh!
And actually, no, I don’t think they’d be killed. Other societies do, however, have methods for dealing with their Rosie O’Donnell’s that don’t involve giving them talkshows.
But those women would be far away from us, and there’d be a measure of peace, calm, and tranquility abroad in the land for the first time in generations.
-wolfe
February 8th, 2007 at 5:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 796c1d8aebfd3
Great idea, but the west won’t be left with many broads to chose from.
February 9th, 2007 at 6:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: d6c56f7eb67dd
Do you really want a broad as broad as Rosie?
February 22nd, 2007 at 5:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 90b92600d8fd5
Dr Paul Irwing is a senior lecturer in organisational psychology at Manchester University and he says:
So, no matter how liberal-minded that you think you are, you just can’t escape the scientific facts: men are better than women.
March 1st, 2007 at 9:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55
Hey Dick you have to write a blog on Cynthia A. Sommers that killed her husband with arsonic and watched him die slowly and painfully with no remorse. Then after he died she got breast implants she couldnt afford until his death insurance money came. She also would throw big parties and sleep around with numerous men. She left to mexico for the wet tee-shirt contests in tiawana and slutted herself there too. Two months after her honerable marine husband was killed she was engaged to another marine and moved to florida. She got the guilty verdict on cercumstancial evidence but hey? So did Scott Peterson and non of the men bitched about him getting put down like a dog. Shes no different.
March 1st, 2007 at 10:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7611d2e551981
And the only reason a woman is smarter than a horse is because they finally figured out what end to ride on (none, in the middle) and because men rode horses to begin with.
Though, horses WERE considered (during the wild west) more important than women in many cases, since truly, a horse was worth more, and did more when it counted.
Unless women like to say differently. Which they will. This time, I will intentionally make incredibly large logic mistakes.
Let’s see what females catch them first.
May 30th, 2007 at 9:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 20168c334a4b0
IQs dont have anything to do with how smart you are. IQs just show how well you can take a test!
May 30th, 2007 at 9:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 20168c334a4b0
The only reason you say that Men are smarter is because you’re a Man.
May 30th, 2007 at 9:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: 20168c334a4b0
You think you’re so good, you cant even spell Scientists!
May 30th, 2007 at 10:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 559ef1b4477cd
I appreciate the CAPS recognition. You girls seem to really be into that, judging by the rape fantasies and such spewed out on this site. Nonetheless, I can see quite clearly why men are men and girls are girls.
May 30th, 2007 at 10:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 559ef1b4477cd
http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/hashsearch/66010/
1. bleeding abortion hole Says:
May 30th, 2007 at 9:06 am- IP Man-Hash: 6f6233a8c7bbc
Well blame yourself for giving an animal money to go shopping with. What the hell would a dog need to buy itself something for?
2. bleeding abortion hole Says:
May 30th, 2007 at 9:00 am- IP Man-Hash: 6f6233a8c7bbc
I can’t believe we live in a pussy society that allows men to be put in prison for raping or killing females. Females aren’t even human. If I wanted to kill your daughter, for instance, how the fuck does that harm society? It takes one more whore out of the pool, that’s all. even if it’s a minor animal, the female is a future moneygrubbing whore to be.
3. bleeding abortion hole Says:
May 30th, 2007 at 8:54 am- IP Man-Hash: 6f6233a8c7bbc
Java you said it right. Women can’t even fuck right. Men do everything better.
4. bleeding abortion hole Says:
May 30th, 2007 at 8:56 am- IP Man-Hash: 6f6233a8c7bbc
I’ll rape your mothers, goddamn, you and I are on the same wavelength. I hate mothers too. I also hate women who have had miscarriages. I don’t believe in miscarriages. any whore who has one has really just caused a self-abortion by not getting into the proper mindset for pregnancy. women are evil and can self-abort by thinking about it, or sometimes sneaking certain herbs they buy in those faggy health food stores. if your sister, wife, mother, daughter cries to you about miscarrying, beat the fucking whore.
5. men r niggers Says:
May 29th, 2007 at 6:49 pm- IP Man-Hash: 6f6233a8c7bbc
Men are just pissed because they don’t have pussies. they have to piss and cum through one hole like an animal, so they are angry.
6. men r niggers Says:
May 29th, 2007 at 3:35 pm- IP Man-Hash: 6f6233a8c7bbc
yes, all men are repugnant. it’s in your dna. You are all murderous rapist niggers.
7. men r niggers Says:
May 29th, 2007 at 3:38 pm- IP Man-Hash: 6f6233a8c7bbc
Of course women abort male fetuses. You only need 5% or so left to keep procreating. In fact, in a few years we will need none, b/c we are getting close to being able to have female dna impregnant other female dna. Which means no more wars, irrational criminal men, or fat fucking whore men with tits sitting on the couch going bald.
8. men r niggers Says:
May 29th, 2007 at 7:18 pm- IP Man-Hash: 6f6233a8c7bbc
Best part of all? ob/gyns can’t do a fucking thing when we find out we are carrying male scum and say rip it outta there. they have to do it and keep it confidential. god, that’s fun.
9. robthomaseyes Says:
May 29th, 2007 at 2:18 pm- IP Man-Hash: 6f6233a8c7bbc
frankly, I think women should fuck men and kick them out when they are done getting their jollies. women should get pregnant and not even tell the men; never allow a man to have a child. they only wind up beating, raping and killing the kid, or fucking up its head. In fact, aborting male fetuses is the best; I’ve aborted five already. I wont carry a filthy male child. Many women I know abort the males.
10. robthomaseyes Says:
May 29th, 2007 at 10:52 am- IP Man-Hash: 6f6233a8c7bbc
Hi fags! a whole fag site. amazing!
11. men r niggers Says:
May 29th, 2007 at 7:17 pm- IP Man-Hash: 6f6233a8c7bbc
aw, the irrational cuntless fat slob is mad because women abort male fetuses in this country. waaaaaaah. if you were good for SOMETHING and could stop yourselves from killing everything in sight we wouldn’t have to. you are niggers, plain and simple.
12. robthomaseyes Says:
May 29th, 2007 at 2:10 pm- IP Man-Hash: 6f6233a8c7bbc
You are the fag who loves men; you should know. so tell us. what was so bad about your whore mother that you turned against women and like to fuck men?
13. robthomaseyes Says:
May 29th, 2007 at 1:16 pm- IP Man-Hash: 6f6233a8c7bbc
Of course you don’t get upset. It’s because you are raging queers. It’s good you acknowledge it.
14. robthomaseyes Says:
May 29th, 2007 at 10:13 am- IP Man-Hash: 6f6233a8c7bbc
Men ARE irrational. They are extremely emotional; it’s just that they show different emotions than women. the emotions they are constantly losing control of and showing are anger, rage, hatred, jealousy, rather than female sadness, etc. these are the emotions that kill and get people killed.
15. robthomaseyes Says:
May 29th, 2007 at 2:15 pm- IP Man-Hash: 6f6233a8c7bbc
Why are men so irrational? I mean, they get upset at the littlest thing and will rape and kill people at the drop of a hat? How many of you have raped a kid? I’ll bet at least half. I;ll bet at least half of you have killed someone in a fit of male rage, which surpasses negro rage. Male on male crime is worse than black on black. Men are such violent criminals. why is that? are you just negroes at heart?
May 30th, 2007 at 10:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 559ef1b4477cd
Ooh, that’s gotta hurt.
So much for being the good… chick in this situation. It almost seems you’re a defacto-antagonist of this site. Nonetheless, I have your conversations recorded and will probably create a piece on them when I am done with my promotion campaign. Until then, when I get broadband back up, the raw data will be in its own private section for everyone to see.
May 30th, 2007 at 10:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 559ef1b4477cd
Hey, bleeding abortion hole, anything you want to add to your ‘by any motherfucking means possible’ campaign before you leave in disgrace, you lying whore?
Yeah, baby just wanna get her way, huh?
And girls want to be put in charge of anything more complex than a hand-held vacuum? Even then, they manage to fuck things up.
Men are better in every conceivable way than girls, and bleeding abortion hole here is undeniable evidence of this. Absolutely proof-positive.
I also often ask girls what is so great about painting their nails, their sex, etc. and they always respond in abstractions.
‘It just is, it makes me happy…’
No, it makes you a stupid whore with an unsustainable skin-deep facade of happiness. You’re just a sad sad little child. We all know that.