Are Women Smarter Than Horses?
There’s one thing that women are better than men at. I hate to admit it, but it’s true. Women are much better than men at being dumb. But for some reason this fact is hard to prove.
Every day — or thousands of times a day — women go back to abusive spouses or hit Reply To All on an office email even though the buttons are clearly fucking labeled and that is obviously not the right one to press. We men can all agree that those are equally and hugely dumb things to do. However, in this modern and woman-age of double-think and double-speak and no accountability and all other manners of female bullshit, the evidence of the kind I’ve just described is not “evidence” per se. It doesn’t get the job done. And as men, that’s what we’re worried about at all times. Getting the job done.
What we would need in order to say for certain that women are better than men at being dumb is some kind of broad study that says very explicitly:
MEN ARE SMARTER THAN WOMEN
And says so with statistics. We’re men after all. When we prove something we do it with facts and numbers of concrete, not opinions and whining like a meandering teenage girl. Unfortunately, it’s not every day that facts and numbers like these come along.
Today is that day.
Doctors Paul Irwin and Richard Lynn — both men and both British also so you know they don’t fuck about when it comes to talking about shit and knowing their shit before they open their mouths — that’s how British men behave. All men of different backgrounds and nationalities are great and better than all women, but they each have strong suits and unique abilities, like the A Team, or the Smurfs. These two Britons have just published some findings about the Quotient of Intelligence that women all over Earth will find way fucking surprising and men will not.
Here’s what they found.
MEN ARE SMARTER THAN WOMEN
But not because they’re bad drivers or because they get pregnant at the drop of a dime without a job or because they can’t keep a car maintained to save their lives or because not one woman ever has successfully completed a simple fucking crossword puzzle without the help of a man; this time the proof is in the stats.
It’s obviously because our brains are bigger.
Seriously, with stats like that is it any wonder that the Chinese have such a huge problem with too many female babies? That country obviously needs the help of a smart populace of men and everyone should do their part. Just like recycling — which, as a man, I am against. There’s nothing more manly than wasting things, especially resources.
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August 24th, 2006 at 11:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
‘Bitter”psycopaths’ would do much worse. FUCK OFF.
August 24th, 2006 at 12:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Alex, if you are a man, what you’re saying makes sense. If you’re a woman, then that statement proves that you have the ability to think, and thus you have earned my respect. Perhaps there is more truth to the name Alex than I actually believed?
August 24th, 2006 at 2:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
That’s not a statement I disagree with.
-wolfe
August 24th, 2006 at 2:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: edfb6bcb6703e
A college poll revealed that most women find it acceptable to hit men or kick them where it hurts while it is completely unacceptable to hit a woman.
And all those cunts can just Fuk off
August 24th, 2006 at 4:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
I understand where you’re coming from, but I will reserve the right to use the word for women who:
Can’t
Understand
Normal
Thinking
August 24th, 2006 at 9:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1bc5c6a940fed
Sera you haven’t presented any facts. What you blabber about is the BS that is spewed constantly from the mouths of feminist women. (lies)
Here is a fact for you.
link
Women are more abusive then men in relationships.
If women would learn to respect men they would get respect back.
Women have no right to strike a man and they usually do it first.
I’ve been married over 18 years and never hit my wife and she knows what would happen if she hit me. Take time to memorize that article and go fuck yourself.
August 29th, 2006 at 7:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: b379313cc6f2d
dear walking male repoductive organ,
lolxclamationmark! this website is hilarious. and i may have an theory for you that you will either be ok with or you’ll just call me a stupid woman like you did all the rest of those whores. ok… i get low IQ scores, and i’m a terrible cook, but everytime i screw up my man is right there to help me. i can’t figure out a computer problem, so he does it for me. i don’t have a job, so he pays for dinner and dates. if a tire blows out i’m sure he’d be fine with fixing it in the dead of night and i’m sure i would shine that nifty little light into the sky for no reason. and day after day i know he still likes me, why, i’m not really sure. i’m pretty useless, but i like sex and so does he. so we have found our common ground. i show up to dinner in a low blouse and short skirt and the night goes great. i get what i want (dinner… movie and more stupid shit girls are found of) and he gets what he wants (something interesting to look at during dinner and then sex). my theory is if i still go on as if i need him the longer he will stay. i’m ok with not being at the same thinking levels as most men according to the lovely stats you posted. i’m pretty average. but i’m ok with that, and so are alot of other women. its just that the way you describe us is so upfront and honest that women take offence to it. basically women don’t like the negative things about them pointed out. i love reading your posts, because the ideas behind them are true. most women just don’t want to admit they are ok with being average house wives.
dumb bithes think they have to conquer the world or somthing to prove themsevles, where in reality they would be much more happy staying at home and raising a couple kids. its rediculus.
anyway, just a thought. but by all means keep doing what you are doing. fight the great fight or whatever…
yours trully
-a whore
August 30th, 2006 at 3:41 am - IP Man-Hash: 87c81c4526062
It doesn’t matter if you’re a whore or not, No Women Allowed!
August 30th, 2006 at 5:21 am - IP Man-Hash: 6ecb2f896d6dd
Well at least this one isn’t in denial.
August 30th, 2006 at 2:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
I’m suspicious about ‘rin’. Yeah, could be an exceptionally dumb woman, and the ‘whatever’ is persuasive as regards that argument, but any woman who refers to herself as a ‘whore’? I dunno. And ‘dumb bithes[sic]‘. There’s a degree of anger there. Yeah it could be equally a woman or a man screwed by feminism. Point is it could be either.
For God’s sakes women. Recognize that feminism has granted you some very serious structural problems that are likely to make you lonely and unloved when you die. And that isn’t nice. Figure out what you can do, and do it well. Very well.
Don’t call yourself whores or aspire to be the same.
Ah, F— it why bother.
-wolfe
August 30th, 2006 at 3:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6ecb2f896d6dd
You know this post had little to do with horses.
But I think Dick was cruel to horses to imply that women may be smarter than them and not answer that properly. The french have a saying that women are number 28th in the chain of intelligence just after a bullfrog.
September 25th, 2006 at 6:55 am - IP Man-Hash: f2a86239b519c
It sucks however, that because your offspring inherit their intelligence genes from the mother, you still have to choose a woman with a smart father! Just remember that!
September 25th, 2006 at 7:07 am - IP Man-Hash: f2a86239b519c
Society doesn’t repress women. Nature does and that’s why men are better.
If women want to be equal to men then they should get a sex change and shoot up testosterone; then top it off with a brain transplant (from a man). Unarguably men are physiologically differnt from women and it also includes the brain. Re, this article. Women just argue what boils down to a physiological difference on “bad” men, highlighting their brainwashed, egotistical state of cognitive development.
Plus for the sake of not posting on another place, it is my theory that the income gap exists because all of those strippers, waitresses, and hookers don’t report your taxes. If this was taken into account, the income gap[ would close somewhat I am convinced, since women make up the vast majority of these occupations, and tips amke up a vast majority of income in those “fields.”
September 25th, 2006 at 9:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 88c1e58dc3ca7
Here’s a tip Jon Duan, you’re somewhat dyslexic(*), mister.
(*) “…and tips amke up a vast majority of income…”
What’s more is that I’d rather talk about horses than you [anymore than I already have]…
September 25th, 2006 at 3:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: f2a86239b519c
smrtpants get your boobies out of here. i don’t take my time to craft shabby arguments like you, hence, spelling ers.
secodnly, erpexts hvae swhon taht olny the frsit and lsat lttreers metatr.
are yous so stupid you couldnt understand what I was saying? oh, maybe thats why women will marry total douches just because he has a nice haircut and shoes.
October 9th, 2006 at 9:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9f385e9678ff7
i think the trick is to find a woman who\’s not too stupid,but not too clever or full of herself either.there\’s nothing worse than listening to a woman drivel on for hours about what happened to her friend at work yesterday afternoon,or which colour curtains go best with her favorite vase in the living room.to us men these are boring trivial matters that we feel are a waste of our time and energy to think about.but,to women these are ever important and exciting topics that can keep them occupied for hours.
we on the other hand,think of important clever things such as how to make hovercraft shoes,what happens if you do a handstand on the top of a football and who was the fittest bird on charlies angels,and who wasn\’t.
the way i see it,most people are dumb as fuck.even more so when they get together in groups.to say this planet is fucked up now is so wrong.it was totally screwed the day man ape,not woman ape, picked up a stick and found out how much fun it is to hit another man ape,or woman ape on the head.
anyway,i still believe that women are more stupid than men,if only slightly.but take my word for this,DON\’T GET MIXED UP WITH A WOMAN who thinks she\’s more MORE INTELLIGENT,even if she is.if you are unlucky enough to find yourself caught up with one of these raritys of nature,turn around and walk away before she really fucks you up.even when they aren\’t too intelligent,they make up for it in venom and spite.only a woman can find the best way to fuck you up.they have a sixth sense or something to find out how to piss you off,and somehow they can make you look like the beaddy just cos you got angry and shouted at them for being so fuckin stoopid.fuck off,anyone who says that wimen aren\’t cunts can come suck my cock.cos you must be a woman.
cheers
October 16th, 2006 at 10:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7f0331adb6577
the war on women has begun
October 17th, 2006 at 12:15 am - IP Man-Hash: bb0bdb0378726
I’m actually hoping it’s a war on feminism. I generally like women.
October 17th, 2006 at 12:37 am - IP Man-Hash: 7f0331adb6577
I’m actually hoping it’s a war on feminism. I generally like women.
the war on western women has begun then. Theyre all feminists even if they dont admit it
October 17th, 2006 at 9:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3ecf69e43c5a3
“Women think they can hit a man and he isn’t suppose to hit back.”
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There are many ways to “hit back”. On karaoke night, do your impression of a guy on Comic View making fun of someone in the audience and come prepared with some REALLY funny jokes (practice your delivery so that the whole room with laugh) that make fun of the things she is most insecure about in front of everyone. She’ll run out of the room sobbing and it will be ten times better than a “bitch slap” and you won’t get in any trouble for it.