Are Women Smarter Than Horses?
There’s one thing that women are better than men at. I hate to admit it, but it’s true. Women are much better than men at being dumb. But for some reason this fact is hard to prove.
Every day — or thousands of times a day — women go back to abusive spouses or hit Reply To All on an office email even though the buttons are clearly fucking labeled and that is obviously not the right one to press. We men can all agree that those are equally and hugely dumb things to do. However, in this modern and woman-age of double-think and double-speak and no accountability and all other manners of female bullshit, the evidence of the kind I’ve just described is not “evidence” per se. It doesn’t get the job done. And as men, that’s what we’re worried about at all times. Getting the job done.
What we would need in order to say for certain that women are better than men at being dumb is some kind of broad study that says very explicitly:
MEN ARE SMARTER THAN WOMEN
And says so with statistics. We’re men after all. When we prove something we do it with facts and numbers of concrete, not opinions and whining like a meandering teenage girl. Unfortunately, it’s not every day that facts and numbers like these come along.
Today is that day.
Doctors Paul Irwin and Richard Lynn — both men and both British also so you know they don’t fuck about when it comes to talking about shit and knowing their shit before they open their mouths — that’s how British men behave. All men of different backgrounds and nationalities are great and better than all women, but they each have strong suits and unique abilities, like the A Team, or the Smurfs. These two Britons have just published some findings about the Quotient of Intelligence that women all over Earth will find way fucking surprising and men will not.
Here’s what they found.
MEN ARE SMARTER THAN WOMEN
But not because they’re bad drivers or because they get pregnant at the drop of a dime without a job or because they can’t keep a car maintained to save their lives or because not one woman ever has successfully completed a simple fucking crossword puzzle without the help of a man; this time the proof is in the stats.
It’s obviously because our brains are bigger.
Seriously, with stats like that is it any wonder that the Chinese have such a huge problem with too many female babies? That country obviously needs the help of a smart populace of men and everyone should do their part. Just like recycling — which, as a man, I am against. There’s nothing more manly than wasting things, especially resources.
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September 24th, 2005 at 9:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: bbdbd8f85eb8a
The dumb and tired thing is the whole “repression” argument the women in here resort to so frequently. I wish I could just repress it from my memory.
I also enjoy the woman-insult about how Dick has this website and he wastes his time writing about women. Then they fail to see how ironic it is that they read EVERY SINGLE article Dick writes!
One more, one more: women ARE dumb!
September 25th, 2005 at 1:09 am - IP Man-Hash: ede4b54b5a72e
ahh, now, you see jason, even you cant deny the repression of women, that would be like you actually thinking you are proving something-useless. and i never really read the articles, that would be more of a time waster than dicks life, i just read the good stuff-you guys trying as hard as possible to prove your point, and each time you loose embarassingly to yet another teenage girl. admit it, wihtout us, this site would just be you guys talking about how good you are, how brave and strong you are, how much “good” you men do for the world etc… and david, my fine man, did you really think we would just ignore the little “no women allowed” thing. how childish, maybe if you close your eyes war, poverty, cancer and starvation wont exist. go on, try it…. back to jason, “women ARE dumb” wow, now that is a very unresearched statement. come on guys, argue with FACTS not opinions. nobody ever really presents facts here, and whenever a girl states a fact, you argue back with “but women are dumb” and “oh, back to the repression arguement” and “oh, pregnancy, so what?” sort of things. hmmm, your not convincing anybody here. if men are so logical and smart, why do they try to argue with facts. just admit you are wrong every once in a while, we all came from the same type of (female) hole, we all get buried in the same earth and eaten by the same bugs. and dick, this site cost money to develop, why dont you put your money toward something more useful, like, say, charity? surely that would prove more than just “women can openly express their feling, i must be better than them” type arguements. i can prove something wrong right now, i am not a typical girl, most teenage girls are pathetic and shallow and they bitch about their friends and all that, but that doesnt mean ALL teenage girls are the same, thus proving wrong your theroy that all women are the same. dont try and argue with me, you have never met me. try not waste your time, support a worthy cause, like the west memphis three, wouldnt it be more important to make a website to support people rather than a website to make you feel better about yourself? this site is not proving that you are, in any way, better than women.
September 25th, 2005 at 1:15 am - IP Man-Hash: ede4b54b5a72e
men who hit women are pathetic, they use the fact that they are naturally stronger than women to make them feel good about themselves, to get power and control. actually, sounds a bit like dick, except he made a website. are you a women hitter dick? women return out of fear of the man. since you have never been in the position of a women in an abusive situation, you have no qualifications to comment on that. please, put some pants on, it might muffle the voice coming out your ass.
September 25th, 2005 at 1:45 am - IP Man-Hash: 1c02f21d37550
I have never been in the position of a woman in an abusive relationship? Which position is that? The one where she can just get off her ass and leave?
-Dick
September 25th, 2005 at 1:53 am - IP Man-Hash: ede4b54b5a72e
thus futher proving my point that you have no idea what your talking about, because you are a heartless insensitive bastard
September 25th, 2005 at 1:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 1c02f21d37550
Oh I’m sorry. Perhaps the government should prepare care packages to women in abusive relationships that consist of thirty minute videos on “How Not To Get Your Ass Kicked” and “Punch In the Mouth? Turns Out You Don’t Deserve It”.
That doesn’t sound like an abysmal waste of tax dollars. Why don’t you girls get to work on that and get the fuck off of my website.
-Dick
September 25th, 2005 at 2:06 am - IP Man-Hash: ede4b54b5a72e
fuck off, you just cant handle that some men are so big pricks that they have to bash their partners. and did i ever say that there should be videos. this shouldnt be an issue, you men, being superior shouldn’t ever hit a woman, why must you blame the woman for something that the man has instigated himself? lets blame osama bin ladens wife/wives? surely its their fault? try again dick.
September 25th, 2005 at 7:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 3f6f1bc89c9c0
sera, you are truly the queen of the non sequitur. I couldn’t craft more fallacious arguements if I tried! Dick, I think we’re being had.
September 25th, 2005 at 10:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 1c02f21d37550
Dan, I would agree with you if this wasn’t exactly how every single argument I’ve ever had with a woman went.
It’s sad. Osama bin Laden? What?
-Dick
September 25th, 2005 at 2:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 56806c0431943
Dick, prehaps women are at fault for not leaving, but men are more at fault for hitting them in the fist place.
Next you will be blaming murder victims for not running away, they dont always get the chance.
September 25th, 2005 at 4:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: d43a158ad3229
once again nicole, your a little trooper, they are to dumb, you cant argue with facts here…. only men can do that ;)
October 5th, 2005 at 9:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 81b79145bf7f5
This is all true. Most great cientists, musicians, painters, etc… are men. Women are usefull only as sex toys and child bearers. Women, don t blame men for this fact, blame yourselves or nature.
October 5th, 2005 at 10:36 am - IP Man-Hash: 81b79145bf7f5
Specially YOU Sera, you pathetic bitch, if you don t like this site just get out.
October 25th, 2005 at 7:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 3874339c238d2
what you say…MAY be correct and backed with evidence…
but either way, men can’t live without women. and men wouldn’t be existing in this fuckin world if it wasn’t for women. so be grateful there’s women in this world. and i’m sure your mother as well as your girlfriend - if you have one, that is - deserve more respect than this.
on avg., as a women, guys, perhaps, are smarter than women. but i’m sure you ain’t so smart yourself in comparison to half of the blonde’s out there for posting this shit out.
have a nice day.
October 25th, 2005 at 7:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 6a9283bd40454
Goes both ways mon Cherie.
October 27th, 2005 at 1:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 04c1fd760d95b
“Women and Chimps
And look at this! …
“Women are sturdier animals because they have the most difficult job on Earth raising tiny, helpless babies and performing a multiplicity of tasks concurrently.”
Raising tiny helpless babies is the most difficult job on Earth?
Yeah. Sure.
Even baboons do it!
In the jungle!
Every goddamn mammal on the planet does it.”
angryharry,com knows all about it.
August 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: a7a600216e546
You women are always arguing “men can’t live without women. and men wouldn’t be existing in this fuckin world if it wasn’t for women”. Haha, this goes both ways, women would’nt be here without man. Face it, women can’t impregnate themselves…
August 22nd, 2006 at 11:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1a4ed84419c7b
well…
cartmans mom did…
but now that we have real doll can we not just ban women from the planet?
I say we start a slap the bitch club and routinly beat our wife/spuoses just to keep them on thier knees and or doing dishes…
yeah i spelt it wrong you cunt…
I spell everything wrong just to piss you foul cunts off.
and if you were my bitchs id train you to slap yourselfs.
August 24th, 2006 at 10:16 am - IP Man-Hash: de67bec4e9a38
You should look at real stats…
Women think they can hit a man and he isn’t suppose to hit back.
You can’t handle the fact that almost all women are bitches and don’t deserve the company of men.
fuk that
Hit me bitch and there is no excuse.
I will return the favor.
Now just fuck off this site
August 24th, 2006 at 11:35 am - IP Man-Hash: e46e557561a63
“Women think they can hit a man and he isn’t suppose to hit back.”
None of the women posting implied it was acceptable for women to hit men. It’s wrong for a man to hit a woman because he has the physical advantage, but it’s extremely unfair for a woman to hit a man, because she knows he’s less likely to hit back, and therefore she’s hurting him with impunity.
Also, this is directed towards all the men on the site: Stop using the word “cunt”. You keep insisting this site isn’t a hate site, so stop using blatant deragatory, hateful slurs.