I’m buying.

NickDaddy…. way to go.

“What does a penis do that is really that useful…?”

Whatever it wants to, bitch.

doubt said:

tara said:

im perfectly comfortable with my gender
i rather be a women
with self respect, intergrity, dignity, humility, poice, grace, and confidence, and last but deifnately not least plenty of intelligence..

I am glad I’m a man, you’d better believe; I don’t live off blow, wine coolers, or cottage cheese.

I do not gripe to my manholes about the size of my tits; bitch all you want - I’m long immune to your shit.

I do not get wasted after 2 beers and when I do drink I don’t end up in tears.

I do not spend hours deciding what to wear; I waste 5 gallons max fixing my hair.

I do not go around checking my reflection in everything shiny from every direction.

I am not a coward waiting to sting; I do not choose to lying in wait for some ring.

I do not gossip about friends or stab them in the back; I do not carry our differences into the sack.

I will never go psycho and threaten to kill you or care that every guy has already screwed you.

I’m rational, reasonable, and logical too; I know what the time is and I know what to do.

I think it is a privilege for me to have this great bod and stand when I pee.

Feel free to use me for immediate pleasure; I will not assume you are permanent by any measure.

I am a man by chance and I’m thankful it’s true; thank God I can not be a manhole like you.

Reasonable ayy? Boy do I beg to differ…

How come men always say how much women shouldn’t brag about their ‘tits’-even though men are always bragging about their nuts? (’I can stand when I pee’, ‘i have a real dick’) it’s everywhere! In rap songs, when you’re just talking in general, on here! Face it; men like to have big dicks because they feel more manly - well, shouldn’t women have the same rights when it comes to feeling like a woman? At least boobs can come in handy - breast feeding for example. What does a penis do that is really that useful apart from standing up when you go to the toilet, which I don’t find extremely flattering or worthy of bragging about?
The same goes for having a great bod - doubt.

Anyway about that poem of yours - unfortunately you may have to make a few little changes. Because obviously some quotes in there are clearly not true. And for the record; as much as bitching concerns you - you certainly take the cake.

And good on you Tara for doing some reasearch on inventions by women-I knew when that idiot posted up inventions originally he only put in the best of men and worst of women. I believe women did a very good job considering the amount that had been declined education and still are today-men had the upper hand. Now that isn’t fair once again is it?

Infact, nothing on this website is fair. Everything is biast and designed to secretly attract women and hurt them with the harmful comments posted up on here. But even as much as I say that-I do believe that Dick is scraping the bottom of the barrel when he makes ridiculous remarks like: Women can’t cook - when they have been doing it for centuries & that they cannot bring up children - if they couldn’t then how come the society is still running smoothly? I must say your statements are so incredibly untrue they are laughable.

I’m guessing your an American Christian Fundamentalist? Thought so, the evidence that lies right before in black and white reckons so as well.

Now I know you so called, ‘men’ hate it when people say this - but just to piss you off I must remind you that: IF IT WASN’T FOR A WOMAN YOU WOULDN’T BE HERE. Just keep that in mind for the future when you say women are of no use to the nation or world.

So in your doubtful face Doubt! Hope to meet you one day in your crummy one bedroom government apartment in the backstreets of the bronx.

tas.

Holly said:

MansMan, huh? Are you gay, because that’s what that name seems to imply.

Where are the batman fight scene words when you need them?

It didn’t even take her two sentences to completely discredit herself.

Yeah, sure, we’re all gay here. Let me get back to blowing everyone.

Aw, damn, you beat me to it.

We’re not gay or hateful. We’re just disappointed that being heterosexual and male, means being limited to such shallow options.

I’m comfortable enough with not being gay to admit that I can see the appeal. Imagine living with someone who didn’t make a mess of the house, who didn’t whine and complain all day, who understands beer, and football. Someone who can change his own damn flat tire. Who isn’t always complaining that, even though he makes $XXXX a minute, somehow, the bills still aren’t getting paid. I could go on for days really.

I could list the benefits of being in a relationship with a man until I fall asleep. But, I’m just not gay and I never will be. It’s kinda sad really…

tara said:

im perfectly comfortable with my gender
i rather be a women
with self respect, intergrity, dignity, humility, poice, grace, and confidence, and last but deifnately not least plenty of intelligence..

I am glad I’m a man, you’d better believe; I don’t live off blow, wine coolers, or cottage cheese.

I do not gripe to my manholes about the size of my tits; bitch all you want - I’m long immune to your shit.

I do not get wasted after 2 beers and when I do drink I don’t end up in tears.

I do not spend hours deciding what to wear; I waste 5 gallons max fixing my hair.

I do not go around checking my reflection in everything shiny from every direction.

I am not a coward waiting to sting; I do not choose to lying in wait for some ring.

I do not gossip about friends or stab them in the back; I do not carry our differences into the sack.

I will never go psycho and threaten to kill you or care that every guy has already screwed you.

I’m rational, reasonable, and logical too; I know what the time is and I know what to do.

I think it is a privilege for me to have this great bod and stand when I pee.

Feel free to use me for immediate pleasure; I will not assume you are permanent by any measure.

I am a man by chance and I’m thankful it’s true; thank God I can not be a manhole like you.

manhole said:

[TL;DR]

Yes, sweets, it’s always the whore in the mirror.

Battery Container
Nancy Perkins
1986

Car Heater
Margaret Wilcox
1893

Circular Saw
Tabitha Babbit

women do not deserved to be disrespected for a lack of intelligence which in turn is a bunch of crap..
like i said there are stupid men and women
but you cannot sit there all you “men” who are disrespectful and unappreciative to women and no for your information i am not “bitching” about how hard being a women is
im perfectly comfortable with my gender
i rather be a women
with self respect, intergrity, dignity, humility, poice, grace, and confidence, and last but deifnately not least plenty of intelligence..
all of which i listed above are something that every “man” on this page LACKS greatly.

P Coderch said:

I wonder why is it that women can say that they hate men without anyone accusing them of lesbianism, but men who say they hate women are instantly deemed gay. I wonder why there is this double-standard?

P Coderch

Women have no conscience or shame.
Ever trid to shame one? They would probbly agree that they like eating pussy better than men or you will be screamed at about the guilt trip.

HOLLY SMELLS

P Coderch

Mark J. said:
I personally find women to be overly emotional which could be the reason that their IQ, according to the test, is lower seeing that emotions affect the decisions we make. I also find that women like to twist words so that they can better manipulate other people for their personal gain. You state that you are not like most women, but I believe that you argue like one. That is to say, men do not argue with facts yet the whole article has them, you would know that if you read it.

Agreed. The majority of women act and argue as you have stated. Well said.

As for males beating women. Do you think that other men, that hear that, congratulate the one guy. Let me tell you the answer. Some men do, most do not. That wife beater is more of the laughing stock among men because he cannot manage to logically deal with a situation. If you notice, this “man” sounds more like a women. Dealing with situations unreasonably, jumping to irrational behaviors on a whim. Yes, I believe that this does not sound like a very manly man. Furthermore, I do not support in any way the abuse of power over a women. People like that are usually losers and have no real life.

I’d also like to comment on your statement regarding the creator of this page. You assume that “Dick”, spelled with a capital letter because he is a person, is a women beater and has no qualifications to comment on his theory of why women return after being beaten. Since, we are getting into who qualified to do what and who is not, lets take a look at what you’re qualified for. One, you are commenting on a web page that is over run with men who want to get a good laugh and care nothing about what you say. Two, your points are not even about the topic of the situation at hand. to refresh your memory it is the bold statement “Men are Smarter than Women.” Because you are not arguing against the point, you have no real argument. Just saying,

sera said:
ahh, now, you see jason, even you cant deny the repression of women, that would be like you actually thinking you are proving something-useless. and i never really read the articles, that would be more of a time waster than dicks life, i just read the good stuff-you guys trying as hard as possible to prove your point, and each time you loose embarassingly to yet another teenage girl.

does not improve your position. Being purposely ignorant would not be a smart thing to do if you want to make a strong case against someone. Actually, it sounds like a pretty STUPID thing to do. Also, it seems as though you come to this site a lot to just read comments and argue against them. I myself, have only visited this site once this being the first time. My friend wanted me to read something he found funny, but you seem to like to waste your time going off of this statement, “i never really read the articles, that would be more of a time waster than dicks life.” So again, using your own words to make an argument. If you think that because “Dick”, who most likely does this on his spare time for fun, wastes his time, you should really look at the person who is really wasting their time. To make this simpler it is you. You see the difference is he is enjoying himself doing a hobby he enjoys, you are just complaining.

Now I’m sure you’re having lots of fun outwitting dumb people a.k.a. majority of people who leave comments, but you have come across someone, myself, who also loves to counter peoples arguments. You see the difference between me and you is not just our gender, it is also our level of intellect. You being someone sophisticated seeing that you are able to write a load of crap that attempts to counter points with other points like world hunger. What are you doing for world hunger if you are on this site? I don’t see you making a website for “west memphis three.” The most likely answer for all of this is you may help world hunger but you will never fix it. The earth has too many people on it and competition for food and shelter makes it almost impossible for everyone to live. Once you reach carrying capacity thats it, either people die or they live because they were that much better than the people that died. Also, you probably can’t make a web page for your “googled” issue about “west memphis three”, so when you want to tell people what to do maybe you should think, “Do I have

sera said:
qualifications to comment on that.”

That is it for me. I could continue on about a proper way to argue, but I think you get my message. I also know that if you ever read this, you will most likely attempt to argue against me, so I thought I’d help you out with some facts about me. I am only 17, so my opinion does not really have very much weight to persuade a lot of people even though many will most likely agree with me. I am not arguing about if men are smarter than women even though I told you that you were in fact acting very dumb by not reading about what you are arguing against. I personally find women to be overly emotional which could be the reason that their IQ, according to the test, is lower seeing that emotions affect the decisions we make. I also find that women like to twist words so that they can better manipulate other people for their personal gain. You state that you are not like most women, but I believe that you argue like one. That is to say, men do not argue with facts yet the whole article has them, you would know that if you read it. Also, I believe that you are somewhat hypocritical because you boldly state we do not argue with fact when you just argued without using one quote. What do you think everyone is just going to believe what you say is true. Here is what you said,

sera said:
come on guys, argue with FACTS not opinions.

Don’t you look stupid now. You just got caught contradicting yourself which now weakens your entire argument. Also, you should probably learn to spell correctly and learn to use CAPITALS and PUNCTUATION so that you appear to at least seem intelligent. Last thing, and this is for the record, I read the article, and I find it funny and enjoyable to read, but I do not hate women just you “sera”.