Are Women Smarter Than Horses?
There’s one thing that women are better than men at. I hate to admit it, but it’s true. Women are much better than men at being dumb. But for some reason this fact is hard to prove.
Every day — or thousands of times a day — women go back to abusive spouses or hit Reply To All on an office email even though the buttons are clearly fucking labeled and that is obviously not the right one to press. We men can all agree that those are equally and hugely dumb things to do. However, in this modern and woman-age of double-think and double-speak and no accountability and all other manners of female bullshit, the evidence of the kind I’ve just described is not “evidence” per se. It doesn’t get the job done. And as men, that’s what we’re worried about at all times. Getting the job done.
What we would need in order to say for certain that women are better than men at being dumb is some kind of broad study that says very explicitly:
MEN ARE SMARTER THAN WOMEN
And says so with statistics. We’re men after all. When we prove something we do it with facts and numbers of concrete, not opinions and whining like a meandering teenage girl. Unfortunately, it’s not every day that facts and numbers like these come along.
Today is that day.
Doctors Paul Irwin and Richard Lynn — both men and both British also so you know they don’t fuck about when it comes to talking about shit and knowing their shit before they open their mouths — that’s how British men behave. All men of different backgrounds and nationalities are great and better than all women, but they each have strong suits and unique abilities, like the A Team, or the Smurfs. These two Britons have just published some findings about the Quotient of Intelligence that women all over Earth will find way fucking surprising and men will not.
Here’s what they found.
MEN ARE SMARTER THAN WOMEN
But not because they’re bad drivers or because they get pregnant at the drop of a dime without a job or because they can’t keep a car maintained to save their lives or because not one woman ever has successfully completed a simple fucking crossword puzzle without the help of a man; this time the proof is in the stats.
It’s obviously because our brains are bigger.
Seriously, with stats like that is it any wonder that the Chinese have such a huge problem with too many female babies? That country obviously needs the help of a smart populace of men and everyone should do their part. Just like recycling — which, as a man, I am against. There’s nothing more manly than wasting things, especially resources.
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I’ve always found the weaker side always resorts to uneducated assumptions and baseless claims, while their superiors focus on statistical evidence and comprehensive literature.
Don’t you agree that uneducated assumptions are a sign of weakness, sweet?
Reasonable ayy? Boy do I beg to differ…
How come men always say how much women shouldn’t brag about their ‘tits’-even though men are always bragging about their nuts? (’I can stand when I pee’, ‘i have a real dick’) it’s everywhere! In rap songs, when you’re just talking in general, on here! Face it; men like to have big dicks because they feel more manly - well, shouldn’t women have the same rights when it comes to feeling like a woman? At least boobs can come in handy - breast feeding for example. What does a penis do that is really that useful apart from standing up when you go to the toilet, which I don’t find extremely flattering or worthy of bragging about?
The same goes for having a great bod - doubt.
Anyway about that poem of yours - unfortunately you may have to make a few little changes. Because obviously some quotes in there are clearly not true. And for the record; as much as bitching concerns you - you certainly take the cake.
And good on you Tara for doing some reasearch on inventions by women-I knew when that idiot posted up inventions originally he only put in the best of men and worst of women. I believe women did a very good job considering the amount that had been declined education and still are today-men had the upper hand. Now that isn’t fair once again is it?
Infact, nothing on this website is fair. Everything is biast and designed to secretly attract women and hurt them with the harmful comments posted up on here. But even as much as I say that-I do believe that Dick is scraping the bottom of the barrel when he makes ridiculous remarks like: Women can’t cook - when they have been doing it for centuries & that they cannot bring up children - if they couldn’t then how come the society is still running smoothly? I must say your statements are so incredibly untrue they are laughable.
I’m guessing your an American Christian Fundamentalist? Thought so, the evidence that lies right before in black and white reckons so as well.
Now I know you so called, ‘men’ hate it when people say this - but just to piss you off I must remind you that: IF IT WASN’T FOR A WOMAN YOU WOULDN’T BE HERE. Just keep that in mind for the future when you say women are of no use to the nation or world.
So in your doubtful face Doubt! Hope to meet you one day in your crummy one bedroom government apartment in the backstreets of the bronx.
tas.
I was raised on the feminist bullshit that men are sex-crazed, emotionally inferior and should defer to a woman’s point-of-view.
“What does a penis do that is really that useful…?”
Whatever it wants to, bitch.
Where are the batman fight scene words when you need them?
It didn’t even take her two sentences to completely discredit herself.
Yeah, sure, we’re all gay here. Let me get back to blowing everyone.
Aw, damn, you beat me to it.
We’re not gay or hateful. We’re just disappointed that being heterosexual and male, means being limited to such shallow options.
I’m comfortable enough with not being gay to admit that I can see the appeal. Imagine living with someone who didn’t make a mess of the house, who didn’t whine and complain all day, who understands beer, and football. Someone who can change his own damn flat tire. Who isn’t always complaining that, even though he makes $XXXX a minute, somehow, the bills still aren’t getting paid. I could go on for days really.
I could list the benefits of being in a relationship with a man until I fall asleep. But, I’m just not gay and I never will be. It’s kinda sad really…
*not envy those lying in wait*
*I can not choose to lie in wait for some ring*
Will be fixed.
Link above.
I am glad I’m a man, you’d better believe; I don’t live off blow, wine coolers, or cottage cheese.
I do not gripe to my manholes about the size of my tits; bitch all you want - I’m long immune to your shit.
I do not get wasted after 2 beers and when I do drink I don’t end up in tears.
I do not spend hours deciding what to wear; I waste 5 gallons max fixing my hair.
I do not go around checking my reflection in everything shiny from every direction.
I am not a coward waiting to sting; I do not choose to lying in wait for some ring.
I do not gossip about friends or stab them in the back; I do not carry our differences into the sack.
I will never go psycho and threaten to kill you or care that every guy has already screwed you.
I’m rational, reasonable, and logical too; I know what the time is and I know what to do.
I think it is a privilege for me to have this great bod and stand when I pee.
Feel free to use me for immediate pleasure; I will not assume you are permanent by any measure.
I am a man by chance and I’m thankful it’s true; thank God I can not be a manhole like you.
Yes, sweets, it’s always the whore in the mirror.
its true lemme say that their are some very stupid women out there.
but
there are also a whole hell of alot of stupid men
and
have you “men”
becuase i think you “men” use that word very loosely you are no men in my eyes
have you ever heard of or used these inventions created my women???
6-marcaptopurine
Gertrude Belle Elion
1953
Battery Container
Nancy Perkins
1986
Car Heater
Margaret Wilcox
1893
Circular Saw
Tabitha Babbit
women do not deserved to be disrespected for a lack of intelligence which in turn is a bunch of crap..
like i said there are stupid men and women
but you cannot sit there all you “men” who are disrespectful and unappreciative to women and no for your information i am not “bitching” about how hard being a women is
im perfectly comfortable with my gender
i rather be a women
with self respect, intergrity, dignity, humility, poice, grace, and confidence, and last but deifnately not least plenty of intelligence..
all of which i listed above are something that every “man” on this page LACKS greatly.
Stop using the word american women for feminist women.cause most of the women aroung the globe have become femininst due to westernization.
There are worst kind of feminist women u will encounter like here in India.
Not all women are dumb. There are dumb women, just as there are dumb men.
But you cannot say that every single woman on Earth is an idiot.
That is not proven by anything other than your moronic ideas.
Most women are just as smart as most men. Every race, gender, ethnicity has a few bad seeds, but that doesn’t mean that every person is like that.
By the way Dick, the size of your brain does not affect your IQ, if it did then the geniuses in the world head’s would explode. A little common sense.
Women have no conscience or shame.
Ever trid to shame one? They would probbly agree that they like eating pussy better than men or you will be screamed at about the guilt trip.
HOLLY SMELLS
HOLLY SMELLS
CANNIBAL CORPSE
I wonder why is it that women can say that they hate men without anyone accusing them of lesbianism, but men who say they hate women are instantly deemed gay. I wonder why there is this double-standard?
P Coderch
Agreed. The majority of women act and argue as you have stated. Well said.
Also even though “sera” had written her argument a long while ago, it still go without saying that this applies to most women that write arguments. If you have an issue with me or my post, you can just submit your name where is says “sera” at the bottom. If your smart you might catch on.
“sera” clearly demonstrates that she does not agree with a lot of the ideas put forth by countless men on this page. Of course, maybe she should have read the article. Even though it is just one article that has good points, and research to go with it, it is still one article, which is more than you, or anyone complaining about how men are wrong, have provided. When you, or someone else, provides a well conducted experiment stating that men, are in fact, not smarter than women, then I will give you a pat on the back and most likely tell you, “Good job, you have successfully achieved what no other women has yet, manage to argue a point without pissing and moaning about how men are wife beaters. You must not be a women or you were raised in a household that had a lot of men in it.”
As for males beating women. Do you think that other men, that hear that, congratulate the one guy. Let me tell you the answer. Some men do, most do not. That wife beater is more of the laughing stock among men because he cannot manage to logically deal with a situation. If you notice, this “man” sounds more like a women. Dealing with situations unreasonably, jumping to irrational behaviors on a whim. Yes, I believe that this does not sound like a very manly man. Furthermore, I do not support in any way the abuse of power over a women. People like that are usually losers and have no real life.
I’d also like to comment on your statement regarding the creator of this page. You assume that “Dick”, spelled with a capital letter because he is a person, is a women beater and has no qualifications to comment on his theory of why women return after being beaten. Since, we are getting into who qualified to do what and who is not, lets take a look at what you’re qualified for. One, you are commenting on a web page that is over run with men who want to get a good laugh and care nothing about what you say. Two, your points are not even about the topic of the situation at hand. to refresh your memory it is the bold statement “Men are Smarter than Women.” Because you are not arguing against the point, you have no real argument. Just saying,
does not improve your position. Being purposely ignorant would not be a smart thing to do if you want to make a strong case against someone. Actually, it sounds like a pretty STUPID thing to do. Also, it seems as though you come to this site a lot to just read comments and argue against them. I myself, have only visited this site once this being the first time. My friend wanted me to read something he found funny, but you seem to like to waste your time going off of this statement, “i never really read the articles, that would be more of a time waster than dicks life.” So again, using your own words to make an argument. If you think that because “Dick”, who most likely does this on his spare time for fun, wastes his time, you should really look at the person who is really wasting their time. To make this simpler it is you. You see the difference is he is enjoying himself doing a hobby he enjoys, you are just complaining.
Now I’m sure you’re having lots of fun outwitting dumb people a.k.a. majority of people who leave comments, but you have come across someone, myself, who also loves to counter peoples arguments. You see the difference between me and you is not just our gender, it is also our level of intellect. You being someone sophisticated seeing that you are able to write a load of crap that attempts to counter points with other points like world hunger. What are you doing for world hunger if you are on this site? I don’t see you making a website for “west memphis three.” The most likely answer for all of this is you may help world hunger but you will never fix it. The earth has too many people on it and competition for food and shelter makes it almost impossible for everyone to live. Once you reach carrying capacity thats it, either people die or they live because they were that much better than the people that died. Also, you probably can’t make a web page for your “googled” issue about “west memphis three”, so when you want to tell people what to do maybe you should think, “Do I have
That is it for me. I could continue on about a proper way to argue, but I think you get my message. I also know that if you ever read this, you will most likely attempt to argue against me, so I thought I’d help you out with some facts about me. I am only 17, so my opinion does not really have very much weight to persuade a lot of people even though many will most likely agree with me. I am not arguing about if men are smarter than women even though I told you that you were in fact acting very dumb by not reading about what you are arguing against. I personally find women to be overly emotional which could be the reason that their IQ, according to the test, is lower seeing that emotions affect the decisions we make. I also find that women like to twist words so that they can better manipulate other people for their personal gain. You state that you are not like most women, but I believe that you argue like one. That is to say, men do not argue with facts yet the whole article has them, you would know that if you read it. Also, I believe that you are somewhat hypocritical because you boldly state we do not argue with fact when you just argued without using one quote. What do you think everyone is just going to believe what you say is true. Here is what you said,
Don’t you look stupid now. You just got caught contradicting yourself which now weakens your entire argument. Also, you should probably learn to spell correctly and learn to use CAPITALS and PUNCTUATION so that you appear to at least seem intelligent. Last thing, and this is for the record, I read the article, and I find it funny and enjoyable to read, but I do not hate women just you “sera”.
Wow.. guys these chicks just dont get it do they , oh i know why its cause there dumb they cant help it , ladies go back to the kitchen.
Why does Holly post under the names Christina, Pamela Pan, Holly and anonoymous? (so far). Is there an identity crisis going on? Did all four personalities miss the “no women allowed” sign?
In the mean time, lets take a look at their post and see if anything even makes sense…or if it’s just angry womanspeak as usual.
Nothing rational here so far. It does seem like Holly and her friends look down on, scorn or hate Gay people though…is this the case, Holly?
I’m detecting a hate theme here, but let’s give “Holly 1,2,3 and 4″ the benefit of the doubt and pretend they’re trying to actually make a valid point. Seeing as I do get plenty, it just leaves the allegation of “hating women”. For that part, I’ll invite “Holly 1″ to QUOTE ME something I have said which evidentially proves the assertion that I “hate” women. For “Holly 1’s” benefit, that means she’ll need to have TANGIBLE reasoning which validates the allegation. Bullshit innuendo or inferences won’t count naturally, but watch her try it as a first, lazy ass option; her clumsy intellect will surely amuse me. So it’s over to you, “Holly, Christina, et al”…
Oh…you missed the point. I must have been going too fast for you. Here it is in slow motion…….the point…..being…..made…..was….. “that the words ‘thank you sir’ would seem more appropriate”
(as it related to a Man having made wo-mans lives easier by inventing the pussy plug, or Tampon)…..; Didn’t you READ the post, or did you just not comprehend it?
Are the Fascists back in charge? I didn’t realise there were rules on what people are allowed to know, and not know. Sorry honey. I’ll try to be dumber, but I can’t promise it’ll work. Maybe you could try for me?
She finally belches out one last meaningless ad-hominem, not realising how irrational she has become, and so quickly.
-It’s basically THE type of female we are forced to tolerate in the Western World at the present time. Not very pretty, is it?
Imagine being married to it!
There’s no hate here…just what Holly brought in.
“Holly” what kinda name is that?
Are some common plant that’s cheap and nailed to a door once a year for Christmas?
Do you have red poisonous berries that kill small children when consumed?
How original.
Men also invented contractions, which women promptly stole and started making use of. Pity you won’t.
-wolfe