Drunk Like a Fox
I attended a number of parties and bars this weekend and I found the number of women who wantonly threw themselves at me in a drunken stupor to be appalling — among other things. Women can handle their liquor about as well as a paper towel, and the second they consume it, they default to ranting, stumbling, harlots with a two second fuse for erupting into hysterics.
Of course, the only difference between this drunken women and a sober one is that this one will actually put out. It’s just a matter of when. Before or after she passes out.
Women’s entire lives revolve around excuses for behaving badly. PMS, pregnancy, crappy brains soaked with romantic chauvinistic delusions that they willingly embrace at every opportunity. They’re all the goddamn same. With that mindset, alcohol is like a magical giving tree that keeps on giving. If a woman feels like letting her guard and her hair down — and by both of those I mean her drawers; she turns to her best friend: Schnapps. Peach, peppermint or Danish; she loves them all. And when she does, she gives herself a golden ticket into Willy Wonka’s magical wonderland of behaving fucking terribly and “not remembering” any of it the next day.
Women’s memories are funny like that. They don’t work at all regularly, but then for some reason when alcohol is involved they work even less. I don’t know how they distinguish between the two, but I’d be willing to bet a high degree of horseshit is involved — just like it always is when women open their mouths. And I am a betting man after all — just like all men.
Men, completely unlike women, handle alcohol just like they handle everything else in life: with total class and respect.
Men do not guzzle alcohol down one sugar loaded alco-drink at a time and then throw themselves at our father-issues like a wet rag doll. We use alcohol to relax, we use it to bond, and we use it to pioneer. That’s why we discovered alcohol in the first place. To do all that shit that I just said. And that’s right, I did say pioneer. Let me give an example.
See, when sober, even men might not think that something like shaving a cat is funny — possibly due to some kind of social something or other. I don’t know what the word for it is, because it’s total bullshit and I don’t like filling my brain with such things. That’s where alcohol comes in. When properly inebriated, men will discover that not only is shaving a cat funny, but it is hilariously funny. It’s a joke that keeps on giving. Men’s instincts are right and true, and alcohol let’s us think with them unobstructed by incidentalous shit. And if I may be frank, there’s nothing more beautiful than naked man instinct.
Still not convinced? Ask yourself this. Without alcohol would any man have ever thought, I wonder if moldy bread will cure syphilis; I wonder if rolled cotton infused with carbon can conduct and sustain an operating temperature of over 2000 degrees; I wonder if the moon is all it’s cracked up to be.
The answer is ‘Yes’, but it probably would have taken a lot longer.
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August 23rd, 2005 at 2:56 am - IP Man-Hash: c925c30636906
Shaving a cat is funny?
You have serious issues if you get your kicks by putting another living being through something like that.
Yes i agree with you that women are far more sensitive to alchohol than men, but what exactly are you trying to prove by stating this fact? There is more than life to alchohol Dick. A lot more.
August 23rd, 2005 at 9:04 am - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Incorrect Courtney. Shaving a cat is hilarious.
Putting a living being through something like that? Jebus. Call the melodrama police. Did it ever occur to you that cats like to be shaved? I would if hypothetically wanting to be a cat wasn’t a major loss of man points. But it is so I really have no idea.
Women are not more sensitive to alcohol than men. Women just jump on any chance that strolls their way for the opportunity to act like total whores. Alcohol is one of them.
I’ve seen it a thousand times.
-Dick
August 23rd, 2005 at 9:34 am - IP Man-Hash: b0e7aae980b2e
Shaving cats is not only hilarious, it is good for the cat. A bald cat can’t develop hairballs or have fleas. And what, Courtney, do you mean by “…there’s a lot more than life to alcohol”? Are you drunk? If you are, here’s a chickenleg for you.
August 23rd, 2005 at 4:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8f017666cb7a7
Dick, your dick is not impressive.
Trust me on this people, please.
He’s as homosexual as a pink shirt.
I would know.
Edit from Dick:
This is actually Courtney posting under a false name.
August 23rd, 2005 at 4:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8f017666cb7a7
What i mean by ‘there’s more to life than alchohol’ is exactly what i said. There is far more to life than getting drunk.
And Dick - there is scientific evidence to prove that women have lower alchohol tolerance than men. I am beginning to think that you ARE in fact, a woman, otherwise you must have some MAGICAL ability to look into our minds, and know exactly what we are thinking. Do you honestly think women act drunk on purpose? That makes me laugh.
August 23rd, 2005 at 4:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
I can look into a woman’s mind for the same reason that I know not to leave food on the edge of the counter if a dog is around. Dog’s like food. They’re simple creatures.
-Dick
August 23rd, 2005 at 5:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8f017666cb7a7
Actually Dick - though i do know who the person who wrote that comment about your gentitalia is, i was not involved with it. Don’t make accusations if you don’t have the facts.
Yes, i similarly would not leave food on the edge of the counter if there was a dog around, but then again, i wouldn’t leave a 6 pack on the edge of the counter if there was a man around either. Or a pack of chocolate biscuits if there was a woman around. Liking food doesn’t make you are a ’simple creature’. You seem to forget that without food, you die.
Edit by Dick
Both posts are from the same IP address 202.37.173.4, within five minutes of one another, and made with the same gibberish email. Feel free to embarrass yourself further because you don’t know what an IP address is.
August 23rd, 2005 at 8:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3dddc19b55aad
Courtney,
Women having a lower tolerance to alcohol doesn’t excuse their behaviour if/when they’re drunk. Women should be responsible for their actions. (Or at the very least for drinking enough that they were no longer in control)
Would you excuse a man for cheating on his wife because “he was drunk”?
August 24th, 2005 at 2:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 7ed127537e1bf
Where do you think the term ’shaved pussy’ came from? Sheee-it, it’s like talking to an echo chamber.
Alcohol is so mantasticly grabulous, it can turn a sour day into one filled with peace and love and light and shit. Or at least tune out the shrieking harpy that’s whining about something or another. As they do. I must concur with Dick’s assessment of the ability of females to handle the consumption of alcohol in an adult and mature way. I have yet to meet a female who doesn’t turn into a wanton harlot after a few bevvies, and if it’s a ‘night out with the girls’, then lock up your mates. Just as men do the right thing and not crack onto a friend’s partner, this doesn’t stop ole gutter mouth eyeing up the competition and wondering what the pink flesh mouth candy tastes like. And they’ll probably do it while you are standing there. And age does not weary them. Over 30’s? You could buy a Rolls if you were pimping these slappers after about a week.
Drunk and horny females. Makes as much sense as a hip pocket on a singlet.
August 24th, 2005 at 5:00 am - IP Man-Hash: b0e7aae980b2e
Courtney, must you behave in a dishonorable fashion because of your frustrations? In posting a false message (above) you are admitting the following:
1. You don’t have any factual informatiion with which to counter what you don’t want people to read.
2. You are aware that what Dick has said is true so, due to a lack of legitimate arguments, you have resorted to ad hominem attacks.
3. You are not articulate enough to go beyone name calling.
4. You are a huge, enflamed asshole.
August 24th, 2005 at 8:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 841b5a7609141
“otherwise you must have some MAGICAL ability to look into our minds, and know exactly what we are thinking”
I wonder, Dick…
is it even humanly possibly NOT to know what a woman is thinking?
August 24th, 2005 at 9:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 1b88cdf097680
Apparently I am supposed to be offended by this. Apparently I am supposed to disagree so vehemently that I vomit up my chardonnay and then cry into my best friend’s saggy bosom. Apparently I should adopt an Essex accent and shout something about ‘showing some respect’ while I show my thighs no respect in that slightly elongated belt I call ‘fashion’.
I prefer to adhere to Jung’s suggestion of ‘spiritus contra spiritum’ and pretend that I am not getting drunk so I can get my fanny out – no – I drink to get closer to God. Amen.
August 24th, 2005 at 11:27 am - IP Man-Hash: fc0a1f47284ec
Whilst I’m not the best at handling a couple of vodka and cranberries, my friend Johno is so abysmal that after two cans of beer he’s falling over (whilst groping whoever’s around at that particular time) constantly and throwing up. Lightweight drinkers come from both sexes.
August 24th, 2005 at 1:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
What in the hot shit was any of that nonsense chunky_munky? Oh wait, lemme guess, you’re a woman.
-Dick
August 24th, 2005 at 5:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8f017666cb7a7
The reason we have the same I.P. adress is that the computer it was done on was connected to the school network - the same one i am on. She was sitting next next to me and at the same time i wrote the message under the name ‘Courtney’, she was next to me writing the message under the name ‘Johnny’. Our school network has thousands of accounts on it, including Megz, me and Sam. It really isn’t that hard to work out.
Jimbo - have you heard of the word ‘hypocrite’ before? I advise you look it up seeing as you obviously have no clue.
August 25th, 2005 at 1:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 1b88cdf097680
My, aren’t you clever. Perhaps it was the fanny (’vagina’ for the Yanks in the room) reference which caused you to recall your anatomy lessons?
August 25th, 2005 at 4:46 am - IP Man-Hash: b0e7aae980b2e
Dick, like you, I can’t decipher the inane ramblings of chunky_munky. I think the reference to Jung was supposed to suggest to us that she is highly educated. The incoherence of the message, however, belies this assumption. It reminds me of those long, tangled letters to the editor of the New York Times, written with the help of a thesaurus by very fat, very pasty people with zits on their legs who think Chardonnay is sophisticated. These people, whose insides are squirming with insecurity, hope to compensate for their physical ugliness by showing the world how smart they are. “Wow! Latin!” What they fail to realize is that being understandable, using clear, simple prose in an effective way is more difficult than stringing together a lot of meaningless words. I refer chunky_munky to Strunk and White’s “Elements of Style”. Perhaps she is not completely beyond help.
August 25th, 2005 at 5:47 am - IP Man-Hash: 841b5a7609141
I think I might have translated it…
Not that it makes much more sense. She was probably drinking at the time, though; as the end of her rant seems to suggest…
———-
[original] “Apparently I am supposed to be offended by this. ”
[translation] I should be bothered by this for some reason.
[original] Apparently I am supposed to disagree so vehemently that I vomit up my chardonnay and then cry into my best
friend’s saggy bosom.
[translation] I have a fat friend, and I like to wine. I should throw up my wine, and stick my head into my fat friend’s tits and cry because this makes no sense to me; for some reason.
[original] “Apparently I should adopt an Essex accent and shout something about ‘showing some respect’ while I show my thighs no respect in that slightly elongated belt I call ‘fashion’.”
[translation] I should change the way I talk and insist on spouting knee-jerk defensive clichés while abusing my legs by wearing strange clothes, for some reason.
[original] I prefer to adhere to Jung’s suggestion of ‘spiritus contra spiritum’ and pretend that I am not getting drunk so I can get my fanny out – no – I drink to get closer to God. Amen.
[translation] Instead of doing those things, I like to pretend that I’m not actually giving out and acting like a slut. I like to pretend that I’m drinking to be closer to God. God be praised.
——–
Interesting justification for her behaviour… I don’t think Jung was talking about acting like a slut and pretending not to in his correspondence with Bill W.
August 25th, 2005 at 5:57 am - IP Man-Hash: 1b88cdf097680
I sadly regret that no amount of education, ale or swearing will make me male, although my over-use of pseudo-intellectual excuses has me well on my way.
I also refer you to ‘Blackadder’ so you can finally take grasp of British sarcasm. Perhaps you aren’t beyond humour.
August 25th, 2005 at 6:00 am - IP Man-Hash: 841b5a7609141
oops…
should have said “I have a fat friend, and I like to DRINK wine”
Boy. Is my face red.
August 25th, 2005 at 6:58 am - IP Man-Hash: 56806c0431943
Once again Dick lacks any factual evidence at all.
Also, how exactly does being on average slightly more heavyweight make men better people.
August 25th, 2005 at 8:06 am - IP Man-Hash: ac62c77584632
I have no idea. You tell us Nicole. Is that your theory? Men are better than women because they’re heavier? That’s rather ridiculous.
chunky_munky, if you were any more unduly arrogant you’d have to start referring to yourself in the third person.
That’s how women compensate for their inability to do anything as well as men. By using big words as clumsily as possible and name dropping like fiends
-Dick
August 25th, 2005 at 9:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 1b88cdf097680
American men: fucking shite at sarcasm. Remember, dears, it is supposed to be funny.
August 25th, 2005 at 10:30 am - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Chunky, I think you’re mistaking my regular comment for sarcasm. You see sarcasm is actually a way of talking, but it’s a way that’s different than just speaking normally. As a woman, I’m sure you didn’t know that. Women rely on sarcasm like a broken crutch — clumsy and painful for anyone watching. I can see how you’d make the mistake.
That’s something else that women are great at. Making mistakes.
-Dick
August 25th, 2005 at 10:32 am - IP Man-Hash: b0e7aae980b2e
How can we “remember… it is supposed to be funny” when it isn’t funny? You tell me where your posts are funny and I’ll honestly try to see the humor in them.
I don’t think being American has anything to do with the dearth of humor in your posts; the fault lies in your not being funny. If you posted anything even vaguely funny I would acknowledge it.
Now, how about leaving so we men can discuss the issue at hand.
August 26th, 2005 at 2:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 1b88cdf097680
Jimbo - the only issue you have at hand is the abiding stench of your sister’s cunt.
August 26th, 2005 at 4:26 am - IP Man-Hash: 3dddc19b55aad
What wit!
And served so cleverly too. I finally see your point, chunky_munky.
August 26th, 2005 at 4:42 am - IP Man-Hash: b0e7aae980b2e
Razor-sharp. Can’t explain her positions but sure can use them cuss words! I’m shocked.
Did I strike a nerve?
August 26th, 2005 at 7:45 am - IP Man-Hash: 1b88cdf097680
Just one way women are better than men; we can say ‘cunt’ and it doesn’t result in a slap and a lawsuit.
August 26th, 2005 at 7:53 am - IP Man-Hash: ac62c77584632
Chunky, please. If you’re going to fuck up my website keep it classy at least.
-Dick
August 26th, 2005 at 10:29 am - IP Man-Hash: b0e7aae980b2e
I think “classy” as defined by chunky_munky consists of vomiting out exactly what she’s vomiting out.
What do you look like, chunky_munky? I have a pretty good idea. Does “unacceptable” pretty much sum it up? Haven’t had a date in a while, have you?
Since you are a woman, you aren’t allowed on this website, so, take a hike.
August 26th, 2005 at 10:35 am - IP Man-Hash: fc0a1f47284ec
The word ‘cunt’ doesn’t have to be derogatory. I’m incredibly classy (coming from Watford, how could I not be?) and I frequently use the word ‘cunt’.
August 26th, 2005 at 11:05 am - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Yes, Horty. “Classy” is definitely the first word people think of when it comes to you.
-Dick
August 26th, 2005 at 12:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: b0e7aae980b2e
Ten to one Hortincia has a flattop.
August 30th, 2005 at 12:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 4d1249e236ab4
Heh… who the hell ever began using “cunt” as a derrogatory word? In old world tongue, “cunt” was actually short for “cuniform” which was the special V-shaped chair that a priestess or nun would sit in during church sermons. Just because a word sounds bad, doesnt mean it is. Get the facts straight, and before you call someone a bitch, remember that if they are human, they are by definition, not a bitch. Seeing as how a bitch is a female dog. However, you may refer to someone as being “bitchy” or “just like a bitch” and it would be a valid insult. Now that Ive HELPED the women load their artillery a bit ( seeing as how I am a man and find myself always having to help women ) let them screw it up ^_^
August 30th, 2005 at 4:55 am - IP Man-Hash: b0e7aae980b2e
A word’s meaning is defined by the way it is used. “Kid” doesn’t just mean a young goat any more. “Cunt” is a derogatory term because it is used as a derogatory term.
August 30th, 2005 at 8:32 am - IP Man-Hash: 11922c0a7012a
Using Webster’s Dictionary again… (www.webster.com)
BITCH:
1 : the female of the dog or some other carnivorous mammals
2 a : a lewd or immoral woman b : a malicious, spiteful, or domineering woman — sometimes used as a generalized term of abuse
3 : something that is highly objectionable or unpleasant
4 : COMPLAINT
August 30th, 2005 at 9:03 am - IP Man-Hash: b0e7aae980b2e
SRD, the 5th definition is “W - Hortencia”.
August 30th, 2005 at 11:55 am - IP Man-Hash: e7359d0bcc815
“Cunt”, in reference to your tendency to use your sisters vagina as a (loose-fitting) glove, was meant in a derogatory fashion.
See also: Jimbo is a cunt.
See also: The only cunts Jimbo has ever seen are on the arse end of a sheep.
What do I look like? I’ll tell you the same as every other girl in your ’secret’ contacts list:
I’m 12, and I’d like be a gymnast. I haven’t filled out just yet, but my mom says I’ll grow up to be beautiful.
August 30th, 2005 at 12:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: b0e7aae980b2e
Well, your mom’s a cunt.
August 31st, 2005 at 10:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 88e6dbe65c31d
You’re learning well, my child.
August 31st, 2005 at 11:28 am - IP Man-Hash: b0e7aae980b2e
Thank you. Like all men, I learn quickly, cunt.
September 2nd, 2005 at 12:05 am - IP Man-Hash: a8e04462e3546
And in just those few posts I have too learned quickly. I have been reading up on many “man versus woman” arguments and have come to the conclusion that while men generally are unable to do some things that women can do, that is not a permanent problem. Men have plenty of room for improvement, though because of past societies and past social roles, men were normally the ones who brought home the bread, not taking care of children or the like, not preparing meals nor cleaning. And as a result we have never been expected to do such things, therefore we have rarely have done them and are deemed “unsuitable” for such tasks. However, the mind can always learn and understand, though the body takes far, FAR longer to change and evolve. So as men, we can change our minds and evolve our minds in a matter of years, perhaps mere months, to do anything that a woman can do. Thus, having both superior physical strength and surpassing intellect. Oh, and chunky_munky, are you referring that you have a “chunky monkey” in your pants? Or do you truly wish to have one? Oooo…. Coming out of the closet are weh? Heres a condom for you, itll help prevent you from having an “cunt-like” children of your own, we dont need anymore malfigured mounds of goop running around this country
September 2nd, 2005 at 2:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5550a33ab4912
Unspoken:
Why? Do you like ‘chicks with dicks’?
Jimbo:
I’m so full of pride at what I’ve created, I might shed a tear (I am a woman after all…)
September 2nd, 2005 at 2:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Chicks with dicks? Chunky, try to keep it classy.
-Dick
November 2nd, 2005 at 2:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: a685d256b108e
“So we men can discuss the issue at hand.”
December 19th, 2005 at 6:01 am - IP Man-Hash: 682b6c01ada1d
The issue is that Dick claims women are lightwieght or whatever, however I got some actual evidence for this as Dick seems to be incapable, so here we go:
‘Some men may not want to hear this - but scientists have found women are better at holding their drink. Kentucky University researchers found men’s loss of inhibition was three times greater than women’s with the same blood alcohol levels.’
That was taken from the BBC news website: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3733020.stm
So basically Dick, your wrong.
December 19th, 2005 at 7:33 am - IP Man-Hash: e7cfb013b4104
Maybe women are better than men at holding their drinks, because they are mostly composed of fat. Fat absorbs whiskey better than a mans muscular body, still I wouldn’t take that as a compliment :)
Women and whiskey…
December 19th, 2005 at 7:34 am - IP Man-Hash: d754ab99d7c00
The most important problem is the assumption that men and women have the same level of inhibitions to start with. Since men have inhibitions at a manly level of 12, and women have inhibitions at a feminine level of 1, of course a drop in 3 for men and a drop in 1 for women is greater for men.
In addition,
1. The study sample size is 12; uselessly small.
2. While getting some nice media attention for the prestigious University of Kentucky, the study does not appear to have been independently replicated, nor has it appeared in a well known peer-reviewed journal. (Boozer’s Quarterly does not count).
3. They gave many of the men two and more times as much alcohol as the women. It is entirely possible that the front end loading across the male blood/brain barrier was higher for the men than the female.
4. Socialization is an issue, as the article mentioned.
5. They gave men alcohol and a computer game to play and expected the men to care about the computer game? Yeah….
So, basically, Dick is right.
-wolfe
December 19th, 2005 at 9:10 am - IP Man-Hash: a0c7c73d83830
Good thing for men there are no button pressing contests in real life.
-Dick
December 20th, 2005 at 2:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: a110fb7a2db16
Another fine example of pure ignorance…
“what I’ve created”, and what would that be ?
Women are under the false illusion that they actually do create humans and it could not be further from the truth.
Dumb bitch can ovulate for the rest of it’s miserable life and still not conceive swat.
Takes a man to create life darling, nothing happens until that sperm hits that egg.
Your just the empty vassal, the incubator for a man’s child.
Get use to it.
December 20th, 2005 at 3:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 620db7e22a363
Courtney Said “Liking food doesn’t make you are a ’simple creature’.”
Yes Courtney and writing like this (above) doesn’t “make you are” a genius either.
chunky_munky said “I vomit up my chardonnay and then cry into my best friend’s saggy bosom…….I’m 12, and I’d like be a gymnast. I haven’t filled out just yet, but my mom says I’ll grow up to be beautiful.”
So you are a drunk 12 year old with a fat friend whose breasts you like to put your face in. Your parents must be so proud.
Nicole said “men’s loss of inhibition was three times greater than women’s with the same blood alcohol levels.”
That is because it takes us men three times as much alcohol to get our man-blood to that “blood alcohol level.”
January 29th, 2006 at 6:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: ee94550bfe94c
What is this, some kind of new age Spam? Bad form.
btw, do you have acne scars becaise girls don’t tend to like them.
Abuse in advance: Sod off Geeza.
January 30th, 2006 at 8:46 am - IP Man-Hash: bee4b3df051c1
ROFL!!!!
Holy PMS!!!
January 30th, 2006 at 5:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: ee94550bfe94c
Sorry, you’ve got my cycle completely wrong, how like a man.
January 30th, 2006 at 6:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9
Sorry, you’ve mistaken me for someone who gives a fuck. How like a woman.
February 1st, 2006 at 12:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 281c250662a27
Dick, I cannot tell you how spot on you are with this one.
I dated a girl who would drink uncontrollably, treat me like garbage by flirting and taking drinks from other guys and being an attention whore, and then chalk it up to “I was drunk”, mind you not even with an “I’m sorry” preceding that and when I would tell her to learn how to control her drinking, try not to get drunk but just comfortably buzzed/relaxed, would promise it would never happen again, then tearily tell me she didn’t want her son to see her like that but get pissed when I took her shot away and yelled “What the fuck are you doing? You just told me you didn’t want your son to see you like this, now is not the time for another drink!” then go out with the girls, get blitzed and call waking me and her son up just before closing time to come and get her and she’ll be waiting in (some random guy name)’s truck outside the bar.
And by women’s retarded lemming logic, it shouldn’t be a big deal, they were drunk…
Spock would be cutting his own heart out with a fucking spoon if he were here.
September 15th, 2006 at 7:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
#58, Micaela Sanden, is spam.
January 23rd, 2007 at 8:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: de4694ff27e1b
Dick, I love how you fabricated the word “incidentalous” out of the blue without skipping a beat. The meaning is instantly recognizable, despite the fact that the word has probably never been uttered before. I queried the word in Google and I got one hit: this page.
January 24th, 2007 at 1:34 am - IP Man-Hash: b3f7c7a80a803
Well thanks, soren. I would put it in the Mantionary, but it’s simply not manly enough.
-Dick
January 24th, 2007 at 6:27 am - IP Man-Hash: 370486342dfd8
beer is just a man thing
April 4th, 2007 at 11:41 am - IP Man-Hash: ec0cd75aec071
women are born drunk and/or high because thats what drugs do to you. they make you stupid and irrational, hence women.
But if i like drinking then i have to like women because they’re one and the same.
March 3rd, 2008 at 11:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 31debd98bdcb9
Hah.
I’ve remembered every single night of drinking I’ve ever had except for maybe half an hour of one, and many of those were spent telling males that I was NOT having sex with them.
The type of drunken females you’re describing are just the type you expect to find at a party. If you find a cool girl like me who’s just talking, laughing, and having a good time, you bitch about not having a fuck buddy.
Every time I’ve drank with only males, I hear the same thing: “There are no girls here!” They refuse to think of me as female because I’m not a ditzy airhead pulling my shirt off and shaking my ass.
So really, it’s not a woman’s fault that you only care about the very women you complain about right now. It’s your fault that you ignore those of us who happen to be cool as hell.
April 13th, 2008 at 10:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 284ad1b3029ee
Are you saying you don’t get horny when you drink? It’s just one of those things that happen to be a very human trait. “Throwing themselves at you like a harlot..” what the hell? Do you honestly expect the women you date to be not speak unless their spoken to, and keep every thought they ever think to themselves, because the only thoughts that matter are your own simply because you were born with a penis?
And “actually put out”? ok…you say you don’t like a woman throwing herself at you like a “harlot” yet you expect her to “put out”? Exactly what mood do you want her to be in again?
I’ll agree with you in one thing, shaving a cat IS fucking hilarious. Drunk or not.
May 11th, 2008 at 3:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0ae520af6d01b
That is the biggest load of shit I’ve heard in my entire life. I’ve never been to a college party where a GUY is dancing in a corner by himself. And I’ve never been to a bar where a recently-jilted GUY puts $20 in the jukebox and cues up all slow love songs, causing everybody there to want to smash his fucking head in.