Comments on: Drunk Like a Fox

By: JJ

JJ — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 09:01:17 +0000

He’s still got a penis, and he does have a point. But still being a stoner and suggesting you’re smarter means shit, and yeah kalel does have a point.

By: Haha89

Haha89 — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 21:16:21 +0000

Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Watcher=Mr. Empty-pants!!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

By: Haha89

Haha89 — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 16:31:03 +0000

Chris=Mr. Empty-pants: http://www.maleenhancement.org/

By: Hitler

Hitler — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 05:15:27 +0000

I know about men xy, women have one and all… but they are finding that women actually can breed on their own, somehow because of this….. They have technology that will allow women to breed successfully without a partner.

By: Liviana

Liviana — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 05:13:40 +0000

drunk men get run over by car for two beers

3rd video…

By: Liviana Mari R

Liviana Mari R — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 01:31:01 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThygJC7m5yQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVscLaBAqhE&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjHbpNImL44

Gonna reason with that gun, in a logical precise orderly manner?

By: kalel

kalel — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 12:09:57 +0000

smarter than a man??????????? you’re fucked up really bad , what you had??? a jack daniels?????

Men intelligence has a much superior programing and raw power , and you can’t even compare women intelligence programing and raw power if it’s a war between men and women. If it’s about who can raise a kid than a woman intelligence is superior , no matter how smart a woman can be it can’t change how she is programmed , and neither a smart man can change how he is programmed., but you’re not doing that are you??? you’re trying a war on us !!!
But what the fuck , you’re 17 ??????? what the fuck , this is not kindergarten, you want to find a fuck here ???

By: Victoria

Victoria — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 20:36:12 +0000

i like drinking and blazing and theres nothing wrong with that.
then again im only 17
and im smarter than all of you.
yup i said it.

By: Victoria

Victoria — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 20:32:21 +0000

christianj said:
chunky_munky said: Unspoken: Why? Do you like 'chicks with dicks'? Jimbo: I'm so full of pride at what I've created, I might shed a tear (I am a woman after all...)
Another fine example of pure ignorance... "what I've created", and what would that be ? Women are under the false illusion that they actually do create humans and it could not be further from the truth. Dumb bitch can ovulate for the rest of it's miserable life and still not conceive swat. Takes a man to create life darling, nothing happens until that sperm hits that egg. Your just the empty vassal, the incubator for a man's child. Get use to it.

Your a worthless slime ball, its both the mother and the fathers child. were would your sperm be with out an egg, diddly squat. we need eachother you ignorant fuck head. haha woman are not just vessels lol. thats the dumbest thing i have ever heard. you must like dehumanizing woman. freak.

By: darkspace

darkspace — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 02:24:17 +0000

chunky_munky said: See also: Jimbo is a cunt. See also: The only cunts Jimbo has ever seen are on the arse end of a sheep.

haha i liked that one.

By: Fed Up

Fed Up — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 23:08:01 +0000

Heartless Bitch said: Hah. I've remembered every single night of drinking I've ever had except for maybe half an hour of one, and many of those were spent telling males that I was NOT having sex with them. The type of drunken females you're describing are just the type you expect to find at a party. If you find a cool girl like me who's just talking, laughing, and having a good time, you bitch about not having a fuck buddy. Every time I've drank with only males, I hear the same thing: "There are no girls here!" They refuse to think of me as female because I'm not a ditzy airhead pulling my shirt off and shaking my ass. So really, it's not a woman's fault that you only care about the very women you complain about right now. It's your fault that you ignore those of us who happen to be cool as hell.

Unfortunately, women like you are the exception, not the rule.

By: Fed Up

Fed Up — Sun, 11 May 2008 22:52:05 +0000

Nicole said: 'Some men may not want to hear this - but scientists have found women are better at holding their drink. Kentucky University researchers found....

That is the biggest load of shit I've heard in my entire life. I've never been to a college party where a GUY is dancing in a corner by himself. And I've never been to a bar where a recently-jilted GUY puts $20 in the jukebox and cues up all slow love songs, causing everybody there to want to smash his fucking head in.

By: Season

Season — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 05:55:03 +0000

Are you saying you don’t get horny when you drink? It’s just one of those things that happen to be a very human trait. “Throwing themselves at you like a harlot..” what the hell? Do you honestly expect the women you date to be not speak unless their spoken to, and keep every thought they ever think to themselves, because the only thoughts that matter are your own simply because you were born with a penis?

And “actually put out”? ok…you say you don’t like a woman throwing herself at you like a “harlot” yet you expect her to “put out”? Exactly what mood do you want her to be in again?

I’ll agree with you in one thing, shaving a cat IS fucking hilarious. Drunk or not.

By: Heartless Bitch

Heartless Bitch — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:54:28 +0000

Hah.
I’ve remembered every single night of drinking I’ve ever had except for maybe half an hour of one, and many of those were spent telling males that I was NOT having sex with them.
The type of drunken females you’re describing are just the type you expect to find at a party. If you find a cool girl like me who’s just talking, laughing, and having a good time, you bitch about not having a fuck buddy.
Every time I’ve drank with only males, I hear the same thing: “There are no girls here!” They refuse to think of me as female because I’m not a ditzy airhead pulling my shirt off and shaking my ass.
So really, it’s not a woman’s fault that you only care about the very women you complain about right now. It’s your fault that you ignore those of us who happen to be cool as hell.

By: lonewolf

lonewolf — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 18:41:11 +0000

women are born drunk and/or high because thats what drugs do to you. they make you stupid and irrational, hence women.

But if i like drinking then i have to like women because they’re one and the same.

By: mc

mc — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 13:27:19 +0000

beer is just a man thing

By: Dick Masterson

Dick Masterson — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 08:34:15 +0000

Well thanks, soren. I would put it in the Mantionary, but it’s simply not manly enough.

-Dick

By: soren

soren — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 03:30:14 +0000

Dick, I love how you fabricated the word “incidentalous” out of the blue without skipping a beat. The meaning is instantly recognizable, despite the fact that the word has probably never been uttered before. I queried the word in Google and I got one hit: this page.

By: diamatik

diamatik — Fri, 15 Sep 2006 14:22:15 +0000

#58, Micaela Sanden, is spam.

By: Alan the WindJammer

Alan the WindJammer — Wed, 01 Feb 2006 19:35:47 +0000

Dick, I cannot tell you how spot on you are with this one.
I dated a girl who would drink uncontrollably, treat me like garbage by flirting and taking drinks from other guys and being an attention whore, and then chalk it up to “I was drunk”, mind you not even with an “I’m sorry” preceding that and when I would tell her to learn how to control her drinking, try not to get drunk but just comfortably buzzed/relaxed, would promise it would never happen again, then tearily tell me she didn’t want her son to see her like that but get pissed when I took her shot away and yelled “What the fuck are you doing? You just told me you didn’t want your son to see you like this, now is not the time for another drink!” then go out with the girls, get blitzed and call waking me and her son up just before closing time to come and get her and she’ll be waiting in (some random guy name)’s truck outside the bar.
And by women’s retarded lemming logic, it shouldn’t be a big deal, they were drunk…
Spock would be cutting his own heart out with a fucking spoon if he were here.