Much Ado About Passing Out After Screwing

All mysteries in life can be solved by The Bible or through some scientific thought. Here’s an example:

Where did the moon come from?

From the Bible, we know that the moon is just there and wouldn’t you rather hear about magic apples and talking snakes? I know I would.

Science tells us that the moon was formed 4.5 billion years ago from the ejected matter of a collision between the Earth and a rogue proto-planet — except that the Earth is spinning too fast and is too large for that to have happened, so maybe it was two collisions or maybe Mother Earth just got a lot fatter after spawning.

Typical.

Why do men fall asleep after sex?

That question has bothered me for years because women act like there’s something to stay awake for. There isn’t. There’s only a forty minute monologue on childhood experiences. Childhood experiences that happened to a girl. That means they’re either half-true, half-cryptic stories of child-abuse or subtle ways of her telling you she could have been a model.

Men are better than women at having childhood experiences. Men have hilarious childhood stories that are as entertaining as they are inaccurate. Accuracy is for footnotes.

Evolution

The reason humans have thumbs and not no-thumbs is because humans with thumbs were more suited to survive in the wild. All thumbless humans died out or were beaten to death with clubs that required thumbs to use. The same is true of the colon: the manliest organ. The colon is able to take an unending amount of shit and keep on working. That’s manly.

That’s also evolution.

Let’s assume that at some point there were two types of human males: those who did and those who didn’t fall asleep after sex. Well the ones who didn’t would have evolved right out of existence and I’ll tell you why. Women are dumb as shit and also worse parents than a broken television.

Women are Awful Parents

If prison or suicide statistics are anything to go by, children raised by single mothers are violent, self-destructive maniacs with little positive influence on society and even less potential for personal success. If prehistoric men didn’t fall asleep after pleasuring their prehistoric skanks, then they certainly would have split in the middle of the night faster than dropping a pregnant anchor off a short pier. Prehistoric man didn’t even know “rape”, good luck explaining the myth of “responsibility”.

Last names and Little League had not yet been invented in 10,000 BC. Men would have had no reason to raise illegitimate children.

Men are faster than women. Without the anchor of sleep, all prehistoric children would have been raised by women and thus become suicidal deviants unable to reproduce. They would have murdered each other or killed themselves out due to a crippling lack of self-esteem before Evolution Round Two.

Women are Dumb

Women interpret the endless ability to run their mouths with no consequence as “unconditional love”. That’s why they’re obsessed with dogs. Dogs are the only creatures on the planet able to listen to a woman’s gear-grinding torrent of nonsense with no objection. Slugs and rocks do not have ears.

When men fall asleep after sex, women run their mouths like toothless chainsaws, getting nowhere at a steady and annoying volume and suffering absolutely no consequence for it. That’s when a woman “falls in love” with you; when you’re on your face trying to ignore a story that sounds like Peter Frampton has gotten hold of a dentist drill about her favorite drunk uncle who touched her inappropriately after a fifth grade fashion show that the Penny Saver ran a two paragraph piece on in between an article on gardening and an ad for Hollywood Chiropractic — which is also why she personally hates alcohol.

Once a woman is “in love”, she’ll cling like a charged up pitbull. Even a few knocks to the head won’t make a pitbull let go. The only thing that will is a tastier looking piece of meat or a fatter wad of money.

Women prefer you to fall asleep after sex. Think about it. During a man’s sleep is the only time a woman may speak out loud without feeling as though she is a big, fat retard. And that’s not our manly fault. When you try to cram a wrinkled twenty dollar bill of Monopoly money into a vending machine, there’s no polite way to tell you that you are dumb and that your salary doesn’t matter because the only reason you have a job in the first place is because you have a huge rack and you don’t admit when guys are hitting on you because your mother couldn’t keep her husband. In a way exactly opposite to that does an awake man listen to a woman.

The Bible

What does the Bible say about sleeping? It says that’s when all the trouble started for poor Adam. He went to sleep and God baked him a walking, talking fuck-up. Take a lesson from the Bible and kick her out before she ruins your paradise.

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Comment by Jack-The-Ripper
2009-11-03 06:42:06 - IP Man-Hash: 9e1efbc6a7989

Dear Brothers I have posted before that I have no problems with cunts in my personal life, I can have cunts when I want to based on my wants and not needs because I have spiritually mastered myself.
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ALL THE MEN RISE UP ALL THE BROTHERS RISE UP ANSWER THE BATTLE CALL TRACK THE CUNTS WHO COME ON THIS SITES TO THEIR HOMES LET THEM THINK TWICE ABOUT HW MUCH THEIR CUNTS CAN BLEED I HAVE FORMED A HUGE ARMY OF FRIENDS AROUND THE WORLD WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY THESE CUNTS IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME! ALL THE MEN START RECRUITING OTHER BROTHERS AROUND THE WORLD YOUR FRIENDS FAMILY WORKMATES THE TIME IS NOW! THE EARTH WILL BLOOD WHEN WE MAKE THESE FUCKING CUNT WHORES BLEED STABBING VICIOUSLY THERE’S NO STOPPING US CUNTS! EVERYTHING YOU CAN SEE WITH YOUR EYES BELONG TO MEN SO TAKE IT BACK! FIGHT NOW! STAND UP NOW! STRIKE NOW! 3 BILLION MEN HUNTING YOU CUNTS DOWN WHERE CAN YOU RUN WHERE CAN YOU HIDE! CHAINSAW RIPPING YOUR CUNTS OPEN FOR ALL THE BILLIONS OF BABIES ABORTED! ALL CUNTS WILL PAY!
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Comment by Dick Masterson
2009-10-25 15:38:27 - IP Man-Hash: 237473d762590

I am shutting this site down.

 
Comment by DestroyAllHumans
2009-06-09 16:07:02 - IP Man-Hash: 3f07e655a2f44

Remember when I suggested that you are a paranoid Jewish person with a victimization complex? That’s not the half of it! You not only have an obsession with what you perceive to be my homophobia, but with the CIA. (While I do think it is commendable that you are not OK with homophobia, it is also a bit hypocritical given your rather repressive sexism/misogyny, reactionary worldview, and the fact that you are on a site called MENAREBETTERTHANWOMEN.COM Also, my wit is not limited to homophobia. I can also crack racist jokes, fart jokes, and sexist jokes if you prefer.) Your paranoia extends to the activities of the CIA and their various nefarious publications.

…all because I trust an agency of the most powerful governmental entity on Earth to get population stats right most of the time. Am I missing something here, or is the CIA really behind a conspiracy to publish all the information that gets published?

Comment by RB
2009-06-09 22:04:58 - IP Man-Hash: 829a7f301eb9e

…all because I trust an agency of the most powerful governmental entity on Earth to get population stats right most of the time. Am I missing something here, or is the CIA really behind a conspiracy to publish all the information that gets published?

Yes, the most powerful government agency would publish facts AS THEY ARE to the general public, because obviously none of those facts could cause dissent among them.

 
Comment by Muzalon
2009-06-09 23:10:04 - IP Man-Hash: 41f2241c5f5fc

If I have an obsession with the CIA, I still don’t quote their bumper book of world facts as a definitive source at every opportunity.

Kerr-ching!

 
 
Comment by DestroyAllHumans
2009-06-09 15:57:56 - IP Man-Hash: 3f07e655a2f44

@ Muzalon: Who is being homophobic? I am not homophobic and I am definitely not an Anglo-Saxon. Are you projecting?

Comment by Muzalon
2009-06-09 23:06:08 - IP Man-Hash: 41f2241c5f5fc

If you are not homophobic, why did you think originally homophobic comments to be funny and insulting? Outside the blue collar world, homosexuality is entirely accepted in 2009 – at least in the West. You sound like you’re back-peddling. Are you female?

 
 
Comment by DestroyAllHumans
2009-06-09 14:28:11 - IP Man-Hash: 3f07e655a2f44

Muzalon said: “A Gentile lecturing Jews on Judaism! Now there’s a rare thing.”

See what I mean about the paranoia? Because apparently only Jews know anything about Jews. I guess then Afro-American studies professors, or teachers of African languages and sub-Saharan African history MUST be black. Spanish teachers MUST be Latino. British history professors MUST come from the UK. Really, what is your point? I did not realize that ONLY Jews know about all things Jewish. You truly enlightened me.

“Because a sunken middle class misfit has read the CIA Worldstat bumper book of Ashkenazi experience, it MUST be true in all particulars!”

I actually did not read anything pertaining to the “Ashkenazi experience” on the CIA World Factbook. I read other things thank you very much… but I must be some kind of idiot for trusting that a government agency has ANY merit whatsoever. Perhaps I should just use Wikipedia instead.

“And that the Jews were a distinct caste in central Europe – I NEVER knew that!”

Your obvious sarcasm notwithstanding, I could not read the sarcasm in this line. Were you saying, “I never knew that” sarcastically, implying that you did, or was this statement made at face value, meaning you believe me to be full of shit? Because, you certainly SEEMED not to know that, but Jews in 19th century Europe WERE largely confined to certain socio-economic classes and limited in terms of occupational opportunities, usually not by their chosing.

But apparently, no matter how much I read, research, or study, I will never know as much about the subject as ANY Jewish person, because apparently all the Jews are linked via hive mind…

“And isn’t ‘Semtism’ something used in bomb-making?”

That is called a typo. It is when your fingers hit the wrong key or omit a key or mix up the typing order. But you obviously did not know that. “Semtism” is a misspelling of “Semitism” as in anti-Semitism/anti-Semitic. You are thinking of Semtex, but you should know that as your type are very skilled at fashioning bombs… JUST KIDDING! I know you are not a Muslim, just a Jewish person with an identity crisis who fancies himself Muslim. Your name threw me off again!

Comment by Muzalon
2009-06-09 15:30:24 - IP Man-Hash: 41f2241c5f5fc

*That is called a typo. It is when your fingers hit the wrong key or omit a key or mix up the typing order. *

You don’t SAY? Sure you’re not an elementary school teacher? This is a FINGER… and this is a KEY. And this is the CIA bumper book of TYPING. Or was it Judaism? Ant-keeping? The quest continues…!

Comment by DestroyAllHumans
2009-06-09 15:56:15 - IP Man-Hash: 3f07e655a2f44

What the fuck are you talking about?

Comment by Muzalon
2009-06-09 23:14:17 - IP Man-Hash: 41f2241c5f5fc

It’s called wit. You should try it sometime.

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Comment by RB
2009-06-10 01:21:40 - IP Man-Hash: 829a7f301eb9e

Holy shit! There are Jews everywhere!! Run for your lives!!!

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by DestroyAllHumans
2009-06-09 14:10:56 - IP Man-Hash: 3f07e655a2f44

Well Muzalon, I am not gay but I am not homophobic. It is at least good for you that you do not tolerate homophobia. As for my inuendos, your obvious infatuation with DallyWama that you must invent an excuse for his borderline-illiteracy tells me that you might as well blow him…

Comment by Muzalon
2009-06-09 15:21:49 - IP Man-Hash: 41f2241c5f5fc

Homophobia… the Anglo-Saxon repressive’s attempt to mask his own sexual insecurity. How… dull.

 
 
Comment by DestroyAllHumans
2009-06-09 11:45:04 - IP Man-Hash: 3f07e655a2f44

Muzalon said: “Don’t worry, the West’s days as a conceptual powerhouse are numbered.”

While I was surprised to learn that you are not a Muslim (despite your derka-derka name), you seem to share the glee of Islamist terrorists for the annihilation of Occidental culture.

“When patriarchy refused to regulate female sexuality,”

REGULATE female sexuality? Something sounds fascist about that. All we really need is universal access to birth control, abortions-on-demand, and the means to discourage dysgenic reproduction. Stupid slutty women can fuck like rabbits for all I care, as long as they do not reproduce their traits.

“the primal urge for low IQ thugs and dysfunctional lone parenthood rapidly produced Charles Murray’s underclass.”

Interestingly, you reference the notorious Charles Murray, author of The Bell Curve. Murray is a disgustingly racist person and a social darwinist who endorses (at least implicitly) eugenics, even if he does not openly advocate. The Bell Curve was a racist screed, but that is all okay because Charles Murray is a Jew, right? Whenever a Goy endorses or advocates eugenics, or says anything remotely racist, or suggests something that Muzalon considers genocidal, he/she is AUTOMATICALLY a Nazi. However, if a Jew/Zionist advocates social darwinism, racism, drastic population control, or the like, then that is fine by Muzalon.

“Given their prolific birthrate, the vaunted ‘West’ will be a Stone Age scrapyard in twenty years. Oh, I actually got something wrong… ten years.”

Muzalon, are you high or just fucking stupid? The West definitely does not have a prolific birthrate. And I can guarantee that Western civilization will not revert to “the Stone Age” in 10 or 20 years. REALLY? Because apparently it only takes a decade or two for civilizations to decay… Riiiiight! (I suppose Muzalon thinks because we elected a black president America will fall, but I am not sure exactly why.) It does not matter because within a century and a half, we will all be Chinese.

“Get sharpening that Clovis spear-point, asshole.”

Sorry, I do not see the need to practice the tool techniques of the Upper Paleolithic ancestors of today’s American Indians. IF society collapses, I would be better off with an AK-47 and/or AR-15 and some multi-tools. Muzalon, I would bet my assault rifle to your Clovis point.

“Or didn’t you know 15% of Brits can’t read?”
According to the CIA World Factbook, 99% of the adult population (99% of males, 99% of females) in the United Kingdom is literate.

Nationmaster also finds 99% of British adults to be literate. Where do you get a 15% illiteracy figure when two credible sources found illiteracy combined to 1% of the population? You seem to have a knack for pulling stuff out your ass!

Comment by Muzalon
2009-06-09 13:29:52 - IP Man-Hash: 41f2241c5f5fc

*Nationmaster also finds 99% of British adults to be literate. Where do you get a 15% illiteracy figure when two credible sources found illiteracy combined to 1% of the population? You seem to have a knack for pulling stuff out your ass!*

Really:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/302972.stm

I wouldn’t put too much faith in the CIA foreign intelligence if I were you, 9/11 considered. It might come as a shock to a programmed monkey like you, but the Anglo-American Establishment doesn’t know everything…

Comment by DestroyAllHumans
2009-06-09 14:08:27 - IP Man-Hash: 3f07e655a2f44

Muzalon said: “I wouldn’t put too much faith in the CIA foreign intelligence if I were you, 9/11 considered.”

Are you insinuating that the CIA knew about the 9/11 attacks and allowed them to happen, which would have made the attacks a false flag, or that they somehow fucked up? Either way, the fact that the CIA made mistakes does not invalidate the information in their World Factbook. I would expect a government agency to have better research abilities and access to information than the average Joe or the village idiot. CIA World Factbook is better than Wikipedia!

“but the Anglo-American Establishment doesn’t know everything…”

I find your use of the term “Anglo-American Establishment” funny and ironic. You did not merely say, “American Establishment,” but ANGLO-American. Apparently that would mean that English/British sources would not even be reliable.

As to the article you linked to, I have read it. Nowhere in the article did it say that 15% of Britons are illiterate. The article did say that a large minority of the English population struggle with basic literacy and numeracy skills, but that is not quite the same as being completely illiterate (unable to read and write). One in five would not know how to look up a plumber in the Yellow Pages, one in three would be unable to figure out the area of a room. There is a significant difference between being unable to read and able to read but unable to do so well.

From the Article: “The fact that as many as seven million adults in England have more or less severe problems with literacy and numeracy is staggering, and indeed shocking in this rich country,”

Notice that the article mentions “more or less problems with literacy and numeracy,” not a lack. Literacy/illiteracy statistics test whether or not people can read or write at all. Very, very few Americans are illiterate. Although most can read or write just enough, many of them do so poorly. DallyWama falls into this semi-literate category, as do you. Were you actually illiterate we would be spared from your nonsense.

Comment by Muzalon
2009-06-09 15:17:00 - IP Man-Hash: 41f2241c5f5fc

And your homophobic quips aren’t nonsense? You actually think that witless crap you spout is cutting edge comedic observation? Aside from the women, you’re probably the saddest cunt ever to post on here. Homophobia, funny? That’s not even funny in a car assembly plant full of blue-collar splods, you sexually-disenfranchised chump. Now, where’s your next homophobic aside coming from? The CIA’s bumper book of homophobic wit? Homophobia… wow!

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Comment by DestroyAllHumans
2009-06-09 11:15:41 - IP Man-Hash: 3f07e655a2f44

Muzalon said: “More likely English is not his first language.”

Well, maybe if you spit DallyWama’s cock out of your mouth, you can tutor him in English. It’s hard to talk with your mouth full…

However, there are several problems with that statement. First off, were that true, it would undermine DallyWama’s claims to have read the particular English-language historical books that he claimed to. Second, his various spelling/grammar errors are minor relative to his numerous logical fallacies and non sequiturs, and the general lack of a logical ordering within his comments. Finally, DallyWama is an American (unless he is posing as one), he should learn proper English or get the fuck out! He does not sound like a non-native English speaker to me, more like a semi-literate deep red state buffoon. Of course you never heard him speak English because apparently you rarely see him without your dick in his mouth, which would explain why you believe him to be a non-English speaker, and your bizarre infatuation with him that you must defend him so.

Comment by Muzalon
2009-06-09 13:35:42 - IP Man-Hash: 41f2241c5f5fc

Wow – homophobic innuendo in 2009 – that’s so cutting edge I was stunned for hours by the uh, brilliance of your wit. The Monty Python ream will be taking you on tour as an honorary member at this rate. Homophobia – wow! That’s so intelligent, so fresh, so incisive…!

 
 
Comment by DestroyAllHumans
2009-06-01 12:33:42 - IP Man-Hash: 3f07e655a2f44

Muzalon said: “Interestingly, Gandhi was also a racist who detested black people and thought that only the higher social castes deserved human rights.”

Well, Gandhi WAS a racist, and I know that he was not too crazy about black people. However, I am also pretty sure he was not in favor of the caste system. He did have sympathy for the “Untouchable” caste.

Muzalon: “In the case of Plato, Karl Marx and so on, their contributions were not tarnished by their appalling racist/fascist beliefs (Marx was also a racist and anti-Semite), as their real contributions were in unrelated fields such as logic, philosophy or economics”

Actually, Plato is still tarnished by his Fascism. Plato’s contribution to logic was nonexistent, unless you of course you mean to say Aristotle, and you are confusing Plato with Aristotle, who did have a sizable contribution to logic. On the other hand, Plato was a fascist hack whose genuine contribution to philosophy is null. Most of the work of Plato was plagiarism, claiming ideas from Pythagoras or Socrates. The only reason why he is touted by Western history as a great philosopher was because the neo-Platonist influence on Christianity made the religion, which originated from the teachings of a revolutionary into a useful tool for the powers to be (the decaying Roman Empire and the feudal lords who followed it) to control the masses. Aristotle at least contributed to Western logic, and this contribution was “unrelated” enough to be mostly untarnished by Aristotle’s authoritarianism, chauvenism, and racism. However, Aristotle held back science for centuries due to the popularity of his geocentric cosmology and wacky biological theories. Plato’s philosophy, on the other hand, was nothing more than an intellectual foundation for his fascist utopia. (I find it ironic that a Muzzie like Muzalon would praise Plato, whom his people largely ignored, or even Aristotle, who was studied by and influenced Islamic scholars for a time. To their credit, these Islamic scholars did not merely emulate Aristotle, but they actually attempted to improve upon Aristotelian logic and philosophy, and to go beyond Aristotle. That is more than can be said about their more dogmatic counterparts in Christian Europe during the same period. Then again, this was a time when the Islamic peoples developed arts, culture, philosophy, and science, a time before Islam degenerated into a reactionary faith of camel humpers like Muzalon.)

As for Karl Marx, he was not really “racist,” by the standards of his time, nor was Friedrich Engels, however, Marx and Engels were quite racist by modern standards. Marx’s racism did not severely tarnish his contributions to sociology or economics. (To say so would be an ad hominem.) However, Marx’s contributions are no good because Marxism is a defunct philosophy. The bancruptcy of Marxism as a successful school of thought is due to it being incompatible with historical facts. Though Marx successfully predicted that the Soviet Union would fail to achieve communism, his premise is fundamentally flawed. Marx and Engels believed that the proletarian revolution would originate in the advanced capitalist contries. In fact it started (and ended) with the backwards “third-world” (feudal or colonized) nations.

And for the last fucking time, Karl Marx was a JEW! (I.e. not an anti-Semite.) Friedrich Engels may have been mildly anti-Semitic, but he was part Jewish.

“while Stopes’ entire contribution was an attempt to legitimate and realize her eugenic, Nazi beliefs.”

Just for clarification, do you think all eugenics is bad, or just anything to do with Nazism? You seem to lean towards the former position and I am curious as to why. What exactly is your qualm with eugenics in general?

Personally, I am a staunch proponent of a humane eugenics regimen (in theory at least, in practice I know that it is hopless), but I am in no way, shape, or form in favor of anything Nazi. I repudiate Social Darwinism, racism, genocide, fascism, and the like, but I do not think those with serious heritable defects ought to reproduce. I believe in racial equality, and think that stupid people should be rooted out of the gene pool of all races, that intelligent people of good character from ALL RACES should be encouraged to reproduce.

Granted some eugenicists WERE Nazis or Nazi-sympathizers, but that does not mean all were. To conclude that all were is a fallacy that Strauss called “Reductio ad Hitlerum.”

Then again, you may have self-interest in opposing eugenics. Surely someone as dumb as Muzalon would have people personally paying him to get a vasectomy. However, if you oppose eugenics in principle, then you must also oppose laws against marriage between close relatives, because such laws are “eugenic.” (With the goal being to prevent dysgenics in the form of inbreeding.)

Comment by Muzalon
2009-06-01 12:48:53 - IP Man-Hash: 41f2241c5f5fc

*And for the last fucking time, Karl Marx was a JEW! (I.e. not an anti-Semite.)*

Marx was both a Jew AND an anti-Semite, the two things are not mutually exclusive. For the record, I am a Jew (but not an anti-Semite, though I am anti-Zionist). Have you never read his anti-Semitic paper, On the Jewish Question? No, I thought not…. you thick cunt.

Comment by DestroyAllHumans
2009-06-09 11:03:06 - IP Man-Hash: 3f07e655a2f44

Muzalon said: “Marx was both a Jew AND an anti-Semite, the two things are not mutually exclusive.”

Ordinarily, they ARE. One can not be both a Jew and an anti-Semite unless someone is a “self-hating Jew.” It would take much stronger evidence to support the claim that someone was a self-hating Jew then your particular [mis]reading of a text.

“I am a Jew”

That is pretty surprising! With your Ay-rab moniker, I mistook you for a Muslim. (Actually, “Muzalon” does not sound particularly Semetic or Arabic, but kind of a generalized Arab/Persian/Turkish name. Just something Muslimy, a generic “durkha-durkha” name.) You must be a paranoid Jew with an identity crisis. Paranoid, because he thinks EVERYONE is anti-Semetic. Identity crisis because he uses a very “Muslimy” alias. For the record, I am NOT an anti-Semite. I don’t hate you because you are Jewish, I hate you because you are ignorant.

“though I am anti-Zionist”

That is also surprising! I actually thought the opposite, that you were one of those kooky Zionist Arabs, or Islamic Zionists (based on your chosen nickname and your paranoid tendency to see anti-Semitism everywhere, a Zionist trait). To your credit, I am happy that you repudiate the racist-fascist ideology called “Zionism.”

“Have you never read his anti-Semitic paper, On the Jewish Question? No, I thought not…. you thick cunt.”

Actually, I have read “On the Jewish Question” by Karl Marx. Please do not assume that I did not, you faggot! Have you? You certainly claim to have read it, but I will take your word for it. I believe that you read it, but I do not believe that you understood it. One thing that “On the Jewish Question” is not is an “anti-Semetic paper.” (Albert Einstein, though famous for his physics, wrote much social commentary. One of his essays was titled “On the Negro Question.” Would you insinuate that Einstein was a racist based on that title?)

Granted, there are things that may SEEM anti-Semitic in “On the Jewish Question,” but Marx was just reflecting on the stereotypes and prejudice of his time. It was a very politically incorrect document, and the author had a pessimistic outlook believing that it would be difficult or impossible for Jews as a caste to join gentile society at large, but he DID believe that assimilation was possible. Assimilation was the goal of Marx in the “On the Jewish Question.” It helps to understand that in post-Napoleonic Central Europe, Jews were almost a caste, much like a social class, and Marx was hoping that Jews would be removed from their role at the time and integrated in the community. For someone who was supposedly anti-Semitic, Karl Marx sure did use the term “emancipation” in his “anti-Semetic” work.

While it is possible for a Jew to be an anti-Semite if he is a self-hating Jew, and perhaps for a Gentile to simultaneously hold anti-Semitic views while favoring SOME measures of Jewish emancipation, a self-hating Jew would never advocate emancipation of the Jews. Marx was a Jew who spoke of Jewish emancipation. That kind of precludes him from being a self-hating Jew. The real anti-Semites are the Zionists, who believe that the Jew could NEVER integrate into Gentile culture, that Jews and Gentiles are racially incompatible, and that the Jews must therefore form a colony in Palestine. (And the Zionists betrayed the Jewish people all throughout the Holocaust.) Contrast this separatist attitude with Marx’s belief that Jews could integrate in gentile nations if they jettison the “secular Jewish culture” stemming from their socio-economic niche. It is important to read all historical works within the context in which they were written.

I was a bit hard on you. Ordinarily, I would consider someone stupid for seriously believing “On the Jewish Question,” to be anti-Semitic propaganda, but in your case, it is less about being too stupid to understand than it is about being too paranoid. You must think almost everyone is an anti-Semite. (Yet interestingly, you were very easy on Zionism, despite your claims to be anti-Zionist.)

[the following is mostly sarcasm:]
But maybe Karl Marx really was an anti-Semite. As you know, MOST, nearly all Goyim are anti-Semites. Perhaps a large minority of the Jews are too. You know who else was an “anti-Semetic Jew?” Jesus of Nazareth. He was raised Jewish, but clearly disliked his people. [If you think "On the Jewish Question" was an anti-Semitic work, just wait until you read the Gospels, particularly the Gospel of Matthew!] Jesus was not the Son of God, but nor was he a mortal man. He was in fact a cybernetic organism built by the Cyberdyne Corporation and sent back through time to Roman Palestine so that his tragic death may inspire anti-Semitism. You see, originally, there were many Jews spread throughout the Western countries, and a significant amount of anti-Semtism, but nowhere near as much in the original timeline as there is in the current version of history. As such, Cyberdyne (being run by virulent anti-Semites) sent back cyborg Jesus to start a cult-like following and getting the Jewish leaders to kill him, thus starting a wave of anti-Semitism and drastically altering the course of history…
[/end sarcasm]

Comment by Muzalon
2009-06-09 13:52:42 - IP Man-Hash: 41f2241c5f5fc

A Gentile lecturing Jews on Judaism! Now there’s a rare thing. Because a sunken middle class misfit has read the CIA Worldstat bumper book of Ashkenazi experience, it MUST be true in all particulars! And that the Jews were a distinct caste in central Europe – I NEVER knew that! Can you offer any more enlightenment? I can feel my whole ethno-cultural identity being rapidly redefined.

And isn’t ‘Semtism’ something used in bomb-making? Pray enlighten us all before your next homophobic jest! Homophobia, the very queen of comedy! Homophobia, how cutting edge can you get? I mean, the Cambridge Footlights is a solid five hours of homophobic comments, right? Please, not again, my sides might split…

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Comment by DestroyAllHumans
2009-06-01 11:46:56 - IP Man-Hash: 3f07e655a2f44

P.S. Did anyone else catch DallyWama’s repeated usage of “there” instead of “their.” The repetition indicates that it is not a typo. This, and the fact that the semi-illiterate white trash moron lacks the ability for orderly coherent thought suggests that he did not actually read the books he purported to. Perhaps that closet homo DallyWama should get to know RB, who inadvertently outed himself.

Comment by Muzalon
2009-06-01 13:12:27 - IP Man-Hash: 41f2241c5f5fc

More likely English is not his first language.

 
 
Comment by brittany
2009-04-21 21:53:25 - IP Man-Hash: f46d4ccb61bd5

you are fucking idiots. all of you. suck my clit. mother fuckers.

Comment by Abi
2009-04-21 21:55:29 - IP Man-Hash: 06d888b6b18cd

That’s classy.

Comment by studioline
2009-04-21 22:50:29 - IP Man-Hash: 71e12cc352f70

Abi , there are basicly two types of whimmin. One type drops here by and repeat same ole nonsense once. The second (like for ex Raisa) chose to stay and repeat it, like in an endless loop.

That’s their only achievement.

Comment by Abi
2009-04-21 23:56:27 - IP Man-Hash: 06d888b6b18cd

Why do you talk to me like I’m a confused two year old?

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Comment by studioline
2009-04-22 00:03:22 - IP Man-Hash: 71e12cc352f70

I thought you understood the concept of wink.

 
Comment by Abi
2009-04-22 00:11:12 - IP Man-Hash: 06d888b6b18cd

“The Concept of Wink”

That’s a new one for me. Perhaps a thesis is in order. *wink*

 
 
 
 
Comment by benignbullet
2009-04-21 22:08:42 - IP Man-Hash: 540f95f4d5a0c

We’re FUCKING idiots > ALL of us > (but you want us to) suck your clit (and) > fuck your mother?

Well, with THAT kind of reasoning, I’d fall asleep BEFORE sex in the presence of your “intellect.” (Go find the “short bus,” and make your pithily pathetic request to your peers).

WhimminLackHardEvidence

Comment by Abi
2009-04-22 00:14:07 - IP Man-Hash: 06d888b6b18cd

Perhaps she meant that you are all fucking (verb, not expletive) idiots, in which case, she is probably correct. After all, she is telling you to suck her clit, and she appears to be quite the idiot herself.

 
 
Comment by studioline
2009-04-21 22:17:38 - IP Man-Hash: 71e12cc352f70

brit, Get a brain first, then get at the end of the line.

 
Comment by studioline
2009-04-22 00:19:14 - IP Man-Hash: 71e12cc352f70

Even a woman with a clit in the age of “pussy power” + all wrong approach = another lonely clit.

 
 
Comment by Dustin
2008-04-16 19:36:36 - IP Man-Hash: 0008d374299da

“The same is true of the colon: the manliest organ. The colon is able to take an unending amount of shit and keep on working. That’s manly.”

Does that mean womens’ mouths are Manlier or less Manly than a Man’s Colon?

Their mouths certainly produce more shit than our colons. But, it is defective, useless shit. At least the shit that comes out of my ass is useful.

So, quality or quantity? It’s shit; does it have to be useful? Or do we just want less of it?

Oh, you said take, not make… I just noticed that. A simple misundermanding. A word that means that even though I mis-read it, both points derived are still valid because even my sub-conscious man-brain can multi-task in philosophy better than women can walk and chew gum. But I digress….

Maybe if our asses had ears, we’d be perfect in womens’ eyes. Which is why we don’t have ears on our asses; evolution. Not listening to women is what makes us better suited to survive.

 
Comment by Sandra
2008-03-06 00:35:15 - IP Man-Hash: bf2a9c1d0e309

No cuddling after sex- sleep is just fine.

 
Comment by Talon
2008-03-02 13:56:56 - IP Man-Hash: 8b7da5576e6e9

Oldone said:

Actually, the Love of Money is the root of all evil.

And if not money, then some other manifestation of power.

You are indeed correct.

 
Comment by Talon
2008-03-02 13:55:50 - IP Man-Hash: 8b7da5576e6e9

Kezia said:

I can’t reason with someone who has a notion of anything “liberal” being the epitome of all evil… I think that’s disingenuous. Conservatism is just a mindless ideology reducing everything to left, right, black and white. And it does share a lot of it’s key beliefs with Nazism too. So do you, with your views on women being “subhuman” and thus intellectually inferior.

There is a difference between being interlectually inferior and subhuman, and one does not nesesscarily lead to the other. Try again.

Kezia said:
It’s the same concept as Nazism, seeing as the Semitic peoples were often pointed to as the cause of conversion and destruction of social order and values leading to culture and civilization’s downfall. Ever studied what women’s positions were on the Third Reich?
http://www.historylearningsite.co.uk/Women_Nazi_Germany.htm Read this THROUGHLY. Recognize anything? They were only looked upon as objects, their only funtion being mothers and birth-machine… type… things. That’s one of the reasons feminists could NEVER be associated with Nazism – it just goes against everything they stand for.

You know, women voted for Hitler too.

And you are commiting an association fallacy.

Kezia said:
I don’t see why you’d say women/feministis are more prone to Nazistic beliefs either. A lot of women were strongly anti-Nazi and played an active part in the anti-Hitler resistance movements.

Weasel words.

Kezia said:
Talon –
“Eh”?
Why mention it if you have nothing to add?”

Because I don’t see how the social insects are related to what Muzalon was talking about.

Then ask.

Kezia said:

“Good you seem to think that. I gues that means you are not boasting the “strong, independent woman” bullshit I hear so often these days. Something of a fad, I dare say.

However, this also means that they can only compare in usefulness.”

Wow, coherency has left the building. What? How is that related to the “Right Brain” modes of thinking?

It relates that by you knowing how men and women think differently, you would know that both ways of thinking cannot be compared, and that they would still have a need for each other.

But maybe I overestimated you.

Kezia said:
What I don’t understand is whether or not you hate the supposedly “strong, independent women” or … are you whining because you’ve never met any? I’m dying to know that…. Just out of morbid curiosity?

I have met lots of people claiming to be so, but none so far.
If I ever DO meet one, I will let you know. You see, most of the people saying that are far from what they state. Being independent as a human being is something we, in our current society, can hardly relate to.

Kezia said:
Why would people be inclined to give “pity votes” specifically in LITERATURE? They aren’t even awarded according to how many “votes” they get, the winners are selected by commitees.

All the more for my assumption. Guess what, everything selected by people can be rigged.

Consequently, the “rise of woman” and the new amount of awards for women does inspire some suspiscion on my part. And yes, there were female authors before the sixties.

 
Comment by Oldone
2008-03-02 13:23:57 - IP Man-Hash: e616b9a6becce

Actually, the Love of Money is the root of all evil.

Comment by malpaso
2008-09-27 22:59:18 - IP Man-Hash: 07bd1001ddfdd

my friend …the worlds oldest profession is prostitution, the 2nd, law enforcement. women are natural born thieves and criminals…you do the math

 
 
Comment by Oldone
2008-03-02 13:22:31 - IP Man-Hash: e616b9a6becce

Alas, after my long absence I had hoped to return and enjoy a logical discussion, but such was not to be with Kesia here.

@ Doubt: Good to see you are still posting.

@ Muzalon: Glad you are here.

@ kezia: Muzalons’ points about Marx are not a “conservative establishment” idea. They are of historical record (his essay: On The Jewish Question) as he is the “father” of communism. Thus they are a fact and are taught to those in middle school or Junior High if you prefer. So Muzalons’ points are actually commonly known facts. Perhaps since facts are used by those who are “left brained” you may not have known this as you seem to have trouble accessing yours.

In addition I believe the comparison between Plato and Nazism and/or Hitler was made by you. Muzalons point seems obvious to a logical mind, anyone since the birth of Nazism, with Nazi beliefs, must therefore be a Nazi. You will of course let me know if I have to spoon this to you further.

Oldone

Comment by DestroyAllHumans
2009-06-09 12:12:19 - IP Man-Hash: 3f07e655a2f44

Oldone, what exactly is your point on this thread, besides parroting Muzalon and sucking his flaccid cock? Muzalon’s claims about Karl Marx are not “historical facts,” but Neocon-Zionist propaganda. (From the Zionist perspective, an assimilationist Jew like Marx MUST be an anti-Semite.) I was never taught that in middle school/jr high or high school, because my school district did not teach propaganda. As for the comparison between Plato and Nazism/Fascism, it is perfectly valid. Plato was a Fascist and inspiration for Nazism. Do not take my word for it, read “On the Open Society and its Enemies” by Karl Popper.

I’ve p4wned you Oldone, just as I have p4wned RB and DallyWama. I have nearly p4wned Muzalon’s wannabe-Muslim ass but I can not beat Muzalon. Only Muzalon can beat Muzalon and he is doing a damn good job of that!

I originally found this site hoping to find support for a “compassionate misogyny” founded on scientific principles. Instead, I find that Dick Masterson’s infrequently updated blog consists of half-assed satire, and his comment space is filled with semi-retarded closet cases who take everything WAY too fucking seriously.

 
 
Comment by Kezia
2008-03-02 12:53:53 - IP Man-Hash: 38d5ca966651e

How am I just as “dumb as the next whore”? I’m trying to point out the loop holes in what you’re saying, and I understand why that wouldn’t sit well with extremists like you. And how can you call me a whore when you know practically nothing about me? – Other than the fact that I’m female? That only makes your ignorance, bigotry and intolerance come into the light. And yes, I do believe that extremism, mindless prejudice and ignorance is the one and ONLY root of all “evil”.
If I’m really such an inconvenience … I don’t really care than. I don’t have a need to force my opinions upon others, hurt them, and make them feel inferior to me. I guess that’s what you do. Soo. I’m done.

 
Comment by Doubt
2008-03-02 11:27:47 - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28

Kezia said:

I can’t reason with someone who has a notion of anything “liberal” being the epitome of all evil… I think that’s disingenuous.

Za-zing!
Re-verse.

Conservatism is just a mindless ideology reducing everything to left, right, black and white.

 
Comment by Doubt
2008-03-02 11:26:00 - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28

You’re just as dumb as the next whore. Please stop forcing yourself on us and leave.

 

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