Oil on the Brain
I read an article a few months ago about some fundamental differences between the brains of men and women and I would like to discuss one of the more interesting points.
Let me also stress up front that I don’t remember really where I read this article. It was in some journal of scientific findings that is quite reputable. That much you can be sure of.
Since all of us men spent the majority of our time in eighth grade science class listening and learning instead of passing notes around about boys and cycles and giggling like a broken dentist’s drill, I’m sure I don’t need to mention how important the brain is in the daily lives of both men and women. Moreso in men obviously — because women use their brains less than men.
The article that I’m talking about said that men’s brain cells are coated in a kind of lubricating goo that conducts neurological impulses faster. Faster impulses mean faster thinking, which made a lot of sense to me in a hurry.
The article did plenty of pussy-footing and bending over backward with all kinds of crazy bullshit like ‘quick thinking does not mean better thinking’, when in fact everyone knows it does. But the data was there in buckets to prove the obvious: that women’s brains function about as fucking well as a dry Slip-n-Slide. That’s how women’s thought processes work, they run and jump and hit the rubber like a lawn dart.
Evolution says — apparently — that men have evolved into quick act-ers and do-ers with their mighty lubricated brains. Evolution also says that women have evolved to sit on the fucking couch and do nothing.
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What a shame to the marines you are. Not all men in the Marines have that view, thank god.
Pure truth there man.
Aye.. I have never hated women.
I just know that men are better than women.
I know that $100 is better than $90. I don’t hate $90.
I never said that I hate women. Mankiller, more like penis envier.
-Oldone
hey wolfe haven’t heard from you yet wants wrong you normally have loads to say who’s biff he sounds like a laugh
to alan i have just read your message on how a woman couldn’t carry just over thirteen stone well i can and i have my boyfriend broke his leg and i carried him to the nearest phone box and called the ambulance and i’m only 9 and a half stone
hello biff u sound like a dick head and i bet u look like a dickhead to
ha i also see that wolfe is still here ha ha
hi im back how r u loners still hate women ha ha hello dick matik
This is me….
Indeed I would debate your contention in the forums. I find your analogy to be spot on as well. Many women have a similar attitude.
abaddon_ff, Something for the forums maybe, would be how limited the resources on the planet are. I contend they are not as limited as one might think.
On the topic of priorities: I ran into a woman who was volunteering at a hospital. She was under the impression that because she was volunteering, her actions were somehow more noble than that of her husband (a banker). I had trouble getting my mind around this. Sure she was helping people, but to think her husband was not helping people as well seems a bit egocentric.
It was especially ironic when I saw her get into a landrover to go home. Reminded me of the movie “Driving Ms. Daisy.” Here was an increadibly weathly woman with attitude for days. And her contribution was as a teacher. I know, I know, teaching is a noble profession, but for her to live that lifestyle with that attitude when she did very little to contribute toward it strikes me as wrong-headed. Not her wealth but her attitude.
I believe the differences inside men and womens brains is both biological and social (to some degree). However I will state that maybe some of these differences lie in how men and women place their PRIORITIES. Let me begin by saying that I live in Alaska, USA (a manly place if there ever was one) and granted my priorities are different from many others. However, men have been “conditioned” through both sociological and evolutionary factors to have different priorities. For example, many women complain that a man cannot keep a house clean. I think that this statement is untrue and sexist however for those of us whose standards of housekeeping fall short of the mark I say this. Which is more important? HAVING the house that you live in or keeping it clean? Another would be that men eat more than women and are wasteful in that manner. That would be a simple misunderstanding of biology that many women refuse to comprehend, as a general rule men are kinetic creatures and as well we do more of the physically ardorus jobs, such as concrete masons, movers, carpenters, painters, ect ect so we require more energy to make a living, we are also as a rule bigger than most women and our metabolisms are faster so we consume more energy just existing. There are several others that I could provide however I think that you get the point.
Many women take for granted the things that men have provided for them,(because to most of them “work” is sitting on their asses all day) the houses that they live in, the electricity that powers their blowdryers, ect ect. I also believe that there is a fundamental difference between “want” and “need” and that many women aren’t taught this because our society (western) has allowed them to be as wasteful as they like without any social or statuatory condemnation. You do not NEED 10 pairs of shoes nor 40, in reality you only need 1 pair (2 if you live in a colder climate, 3 at most if you count galoshes) . All the rest is want, want, want. It will never stop as long as they are allowed to get their way, for I think that many of them however collective they claim to be don’t understand that there are only limited resources on this planet and that when its done its done. Many of them spout off about how caring they are however you dont even have to listen closely to hear the underlying current of their minds, ME, ME, ME, for as long as it has to do with them then and only then do they “care” about anything.
Sorry about that guys…. I am use to asking rhetorical questions that people, with common sense, know the answer already. Believe fucking me, I am no mangina, as a younger buck I started down that road and quickly realized that was not the way to truly fulfilling life.
Joe,
The wording of your first post was similiar to many manginas that come here to reprimand us for being “neanderthals”. I think your intentions may have been misunderstood. Since you are here to exchange ideas intelligently…
Welcome, Marine and OooRah.
I thought “cow-towing” was as appropriate as it was applicable…
Here’s some more, my own web………
http://www.geocities.com/christianj162000/main_page.html
I just added two indicators for Men and women.
1. How women see themselves now, after the feminist lies….
http://www.geocities.com/christianj162000/taller_blonde.jpeg
2. How Men perceive women to be right now….
http://www.geocities.com/christianj162000/women_in_gutter.jpg
Very appropriate!
Beat me to it, wolfe.
Excellent, Christian.
Don’t tow a cow, man…
-Big Al
Christian: “cow-towing and having to drop all standards just to admit the spoilt sex into it’s ranks”
Christian, I have never seen a more amusing typo (or deliberate pun) for kow-towing in my life. What Joeschmoe describes of female mechanics (and what I’ve heard about similar problems with female Air Force line mechanics) does seem like towing cows… as well as bowing to them.
I salute your linguistic genius, sir. I propose we henceforth, as with “TMK”, declare “cow-towing” to be our new description for this sort of obsequious behavior in the face of feminism.
-wolfe
This part of the site bores and so i won’t return here , so don’t respond to this message.
P.S. I just wanted to let all of you adoring fans know. GOOD-BYE!
I can remember reading the same thing a couple of years ago about the American army cow-towing and having to drop all standards just to admit the spoilt sex into it’s ranks.
One guy wrote that when they had any females so-called employed, it came with a male just to carry the heavy stuff as it was incapable.
Still has the termerity to demand equal wages without doing the work.
My point exactly alan…..I was in the marines, a diesel mechanic to be precise. Our unit was a support battalion with women, due to our support only role. Not only would I trust one of these women, in a foxhole with me, but most of these damn bitches could not carry their own damn tool box.
The ones that could I, at least, had a shred of respect for, but in combat I could trust them to be cannon fodder only.
The overall point of this site I totally agree with, men can do more things, and do them better than women. But giving birth, breast feeding, and interior decorating are areas where I prefer women doing it.
I am not fighting you guys, my first post was simply taking feminist’s mythical facts and firing back with the feminist’s own ammunition.
Joe, I suggest you read more of the posts on this site. As we have already pointed out several times, there are things women cannot do. I will bring to your attention one of the best. In a combat situation, I am wounded. Do you think the average 5′5″, 125lb. woman is going to be able to carry my 6′0″ 185lb. body to safety?
Right on spot with that Dick……You just highlighted my point perfectly.
The logical conclusion is that women and feminists specifically have no idea what the purpose of “business” is.
-Dick
I just have to comment on this load of bs. Sorry fellas, but this is my first time posting here so bear with me.
Let’s just hold off on reality here, and actually believe that womyn’s multi-tasking to be superior to men’s approach of problems. Let’s bring some facts to light and then ask a couple of questions.
Due to the so called “partiarchy”, women are granted special entitlements and prefential treatment due to minority status. Well, last population report states that women are 51% of the population of the United States. Unless the definition of “minority” has changed, this would indicate a majority status. This does not take into account the numerous males currently in prison.
Second, that women can do anything that men do and are superior in other aspects. This is the biggest load of manure than a pig mega-farm could ever produce in 100 years. Women can not do anything a man can, while men cannot do everything a woman can(give birth), THIS IS FACT NOT FICTION.
Now, if women have superior problem solving skills, and are paid 25% less than a man. Answer me this: As a businessperson why would I ever fucking bother to hire a man? Could their be some weaknesses in women, that women do not care to confront?
But If that question doesn’t get you, how about this one. With special entitilements, a majority status, and superior thought processes, Why in the business place, are women not beating the snot out of us inferior men??!!
They do start training ‘em young, but it is cute.
Myelin man goo. Thanks for the information culture shock.
-Dick
This website raises some great points. The goo is Myelin. It develops as a result of over-practiced skills allowing those nuerons that are activated during a specific skill task to work quicker. (ex: practice your jump shot several hours a day for a couple of months and you’ll get better) It doesn’t suprise me that men have more myelin, henceforth ‘thinking quicker’. (recalling information faster) I do not know anything about the ‘denser’ nuerons associated with females. There is new information about the differences in the way men and women think (not from a sociological perspective but a neurological one) coming out weekly at this point. We don’t think the same. There’s no getting around the basic fact that men are going to be better at some stuff, women will be better at other stuff. And if you really look at the raw Data (meaning before they’ve written the ‘conclusion’) you begin to see a pattern of strenght/weaknesses in each and the fact that they balance each other out (when one isn’t trying to make themselves superior to the other). What is interesing is that I find more men open to this concept than women. I would have suspected the other way around. When I talk with men about it, they look, analyze, discuss. When I talk with women they point to very insignificant things or they tell me, essentially, “well, see, women are better”. ARGH.
Christian J, that picture is a blackhole of Man Points!
It’s too cute.
-Dick
ChristianJ I was not expecting that picture. A picture is worth a 1000 words for sure. Sums up multi-tasking. Holy Sh#$ that was funny.
“–â€?This diminishes their actual productivityâ€? - actually, it’s been scientifically proven that women are better at multi-tasking than men. Which means I can talk on the phone, text, listen to music and do my homework all at the same time - communication, and work! hehehe”
Here we have another over-dramatised feminist falacy and women actually believe it.
Is there prove apart from the usual feminised miniture women focussed research efforts by feminised universities that make up statistics just to prove this point, no.
Another attempt by the feminists to try and elevate that sex way past any level imaginary, The sad truth is that if wimmin were such unbelievable multi-taskers why aren’t there more wiimmiin in more important positions in business or government ?
If they were so capable why aren’t they way above the male ability and levels ?
Multitasking is nothing but a vain attempt to discribe why a female is flaky as hell and cannot make up it’s mind at what to do next.
So what advantage do we have there when it can look at a magazine, talk on the phone and watch television (Oprey). Wow, major effort.
Why ? because it’s a load of bullshit. Another attempt to get back onto that pedestal as I mentioned previously. Egotistical as ever, unconcerned about the facts.
Here’s a muti-tasker……
http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/8127/womenhavetwohands0vt.png
A “log of posts” is exactly how I’d describe it.
-Dick
Wasn’t me. Just because Dick has decided to add something to my log of posts, doesn’t mean it was me, stupid.
Its highly probably she doesn’t understand what we are talking about when we say manhash, what an ip is, how cryptographic hashes work, or how we are using it to ridicule her.
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“Female Says:
February 4th, 2006 at 4:46 am- IP Man-Hash: dec2907738527
Spec Says:
February 21st, 2006 at 5:53 am- IP Man-Hash: dec2907738527″
You truly are an idiot.
No, but your manhash is showing… again..
Then men on this website sure bitch a lot about women, does that make them bitches too?
P.S. I know this is really the subject in this section but stilll always good to know.
Is it really that hard to have a baby? maybe your female species is just to weak to hold your self up and the baby. But then again its sick a thing growing inside you that could rip your inside out… ….over dueing it. but stilll sick stuff. And yes women bitch alot and thats why the are called bitches plain and simple. Damn I can just remember at those little mistakes like um…. ….writing the worng word on a spelling test and listen to them bitch off and then later send you to the office for not paying attention to that abbusive bitch.
“Evolution says — apparently — that men have evolved into quick act-ers and do-ers”
–Yep, i’d definitely agree with you there! I’ve known far more males than females who have acted without thinking of the consequences first!
# The Duster Says:
May 25th, 2005 at 3:23 pm
Men are the stronger race because we manage to survive the neverending bitching of women. Women, rather than cope with other women’s bitching (because it is no doubt too difficult and a MAN’s job), decide to add to the problem and bitch about the bitching! It is this exact endless circle of bitching, much like “The Song That Never Ends� or the timeless classic “Henry the Eight�, that take up the majority of worldwide female productivity in the workplace. This diminishes their actual productivity, (which women have taken time that they should’ve been working or birthing children to coin as “The Glass Ceiling�) which, conveniently enough, gives women just one more thing to bitch about- as if they didn’t have enough to bitch about already.
–”This diminishes their actual productivity” - actually, it’s been scientifically proven that women are better at multi-tasking than men. Which means I can talk on the phone, text, listen to music and do my homework all at the same time - communication, and work! hehehe
Ok, no, seriously, a man prioritizes his time, while a women maximises hers. Women are able to pursue several tasks simultaneously, while men structure their lives linearly.
Generally, both ways of managing time are equally productive, but men often tend to be nervous at womens’ multi-tasking, as it can appear as though they are not focused on the task at hand. However, in reality the attention alloted to tasks is simply adjusted according to what comes up, and what other tasks need to be integrated into the time.
They are just saying you’re homophobic because they don’t understand the rational logic you use. I don’t think you’re homophobic and I’d be the first to point it out if you were.
Congratulations Andy. You’re the first man to produce a proven fact on this entire website.
Plus no women fearing men have yet to successfully produce a quote which proves I fear gay people.
Wow! A fact for once! It is widely known how much better women are at multi-tasking eg staring at the ceiling deciding what colour to paint it and faking an orgasm.
It’s been scientifically proven that the neurons in women’s brains are packed more densely then men’s, meaning they can think about more and do more simultaniously than men can. That’s why many men find it difficult to multi-task.
Very well then, come up with a quote which shows how I “fear gay people”.
And prove how intelligent you are.
homophobic doesn’t mean “one who bashes gay people”, it means “one who fears gay people”. Next time try knowing what the fuck you’re talking about before you try to sound intelligent.
I have never resorted to gay bashing, mentioning a certain group does not automatically mean I’m bashing them. I never said anything even remotely homophobic.
Find a comment to prove me wrong.
Wow, you finally avoided resorting to the gay bashing, nice touch. I am a man spreading joy to women having sex, it takes a lot of hard work, and even more hard fucking, but I know that with enough time, determination, and lots of Gatorade, i can spread joyous sex to women everywhere.
If women ARE having sex with you they why do you add notes agreeing with dicks “women hate sex” comment.
And of cource with your massive ego your not going to admit that you are ugly, you could be a fat, bald, 70yr old midgit and still think you are gods gift to women.
Women have traded many sexual acts with me- and for every single one, I appreciated it and said thank you. And, sorry to tell you Gigi, I’m not really ugly.
Let me guess?
Youre really ugly.
HAHAHAHA thats hilarious, your complaining about women bitching to much but this entire website (and what i can only guess your entire life) is dedicated to bitching, doesnt that seem a little hypocritical to you? Maybe if you took a moment to appriciate what women HAVE done for you, you wouldn’t bitch so much, women WOULD like you and they wouldnt bitch to you…..
Its a vicious cycle
Men are the stronger race because we manage to survive the neverending bitching of women. Women, rather than cope with other women’s bitching (because it is no doubt too difficult and a MAN’s job), decide to add to the problem and bitch about the bitching! It is this exact endless circle of bitching, much like “The Song That Never Ends” or the timeless classic “Henry the Eight”, that take up the majority of worldwide female productivity in the workplace. This diminishes their actual productivity, (which women have taken time that they should’ve been working or birthing children to coin as “The Glass Ceiling”) which, conveniently enough, gives women just one more thing to bitch about- as if they didn’t have enough to bitch about already.
Women, as a scientific fact, are the stronger sex. They HAVE to be. I’d love to see you handle having a child and having to deal with the stupid simplicity of men all day everyday. Of course it’s frustrating, so one has to bitch. As I read this site I see you yourself aren’t man enough to handle women, but I can’t blame you, not many men can.
Is Badkitty a feminist? Anywho, I think this study proves a lot more than meets the eye. We are given proff of yet another occurence of women not taking the foresight/having the ability to be properly lubricated. Women are no doubt the weaker gender because they will eventually be overrun by increased friction and the resulting heat that will be their ultimate demise.
‘quick thinking does not mean better thinking’. oh, that’s rich. like increasing the clock speed of a processor doesn’t make it better. BTW, that’s a computer analogy ladies, don’t bother trying to make any sense of it.
Typical false female compassion. Beware of this men. She sounds genuinely interested in this hypothetical plight — as you or I may be — but notice the abrupt about face at the end.
It was all a sham.
That should be every woman’s wedding vows.
-Dick
Have you recently gotten out of a divorce? Did a girl break up with you? Are you having trouble getting it up? Are you having deep internal issues about your sex preferences? Did you have an abusive mother as a child? An evil stepmother? No mother? Were there no women in your family at all? Oh, you poor sweet little deprived, unloved sweety, you need to be held…. come here….-smooch smooch-