Oil on the Brain
I read an article a few months ago about some fundamental differences between the brains of men and women and I would like to discuss one of the more interesting points.
Let me also stress up front that I don’t remember really where I read this article. It was in some journal of scientific findings that is quite reputable. That much you can be sure of.
Since all of us men spent the majority of our time in eighth grade science class listening and learning instead of passing notes around about boys and cycles and giggling like a broken dentist’s drill, I’m sure I don’t need to mention how important the brain is in the daily lives of both men and women. Moreso in men obviously — because women use their brains less than men.
The article that I’m talking about said that men’s brain cells are coated in a kind of lubricating goo that conducts neurological impulses faster. Faster impulses mean faster thinking, which made a lot of sense to me in a hurry.
The article did plenty of pussy-footing and bending over backward with all kinds of crazy bullshit like ‘quick thinking does not mean better thinking’, when in fact everyone knows it does. But the data was there in buckets to prove the obvious: that women’s brains function about as fucking well as a dry Slip-n-Slide. That’s how women’s thought processes work, they run and jump and hit the rubber like a lawn dart.
Evolution says — apparently — that men have evolved into quick act-ers and do-ers with their mighty lubricated brains. Evolution also says that women have evolved to sit on the fucking couch and do nothing.
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# The Duster Says:
May 25th, 2005 at 3:23 pm
Men are the stronger race because we manage to survive the neverending bitching of women. Women, rather than cope with other women’s bitching (because it is no doubt too difficult and a MAN’s job), decide to add to the problem and bitch about the bitching! It is this exact endless circle of bitching, much like “The Song That Never Ends� or the timeless classic “Henry the Eight�, that take up the majority of worldwide female productivity in the workplace. This diminishes their actual productivity, (which women have taken time that they should’ve been working or birthing children to coin as “The Glass Ceiling�) which, conveniently enough, gives women just one more thing to bitch about- as if they didn’t have enough to bitch about already.
–”This diminishes their actual productivity” - actually, it’s been scientifically proven that women are better at multi-tasking than men. Which means I can talk on the phone, text, listen to music and do my homework all at the same time - communication, and work! hehehe
Ok, no, seriously, a man prioritizes his time, while a women maximises hers. Women are able to pursue several tasks simultaneously, while men structure their lives linearly.
Generally, both ways of managing time are equally productive, but men often tend to be nervous at womens’ multi-tasking, as it can appear as though they are not focused on the task at hand. However, in reality the attention alloted to tasks is simply adjusted according to what comes up, and what other tasks need to be integrated into the time.
They are just saying you’re homophobic because they don’t understand the rational logic you use. I don’t think you’re homophobic and I’d be the first to point it out if you were.
Congratulations Andy. You’re the first man to produce a proven fact on this entire website.
Plus no women fearing men have yet to successfully produce a quote which proves I fear gay people.
Wow! A fact for once! It is widely known how much better women are at multi-tasking eg staring at the ceiling deciding what colour to paint it and faking an orgasm.
It’s been scientifically proven that the neurons in women’s brains are packed more densely then men’s, meaning they can think about more and do more simultaniously than men can. That’s why many men find it difficult to multi-task.
Very well then, come up with a quote which shows how I “fear gay people”.
And prove how intelligent you are.
homophobic doesn’t mean “one who bashes gay people”, it means “one who fears gay people”. Next time try knowing what the fuck you’re talking about before you try to sound intelligent.
I have never resorted to gay bashing, mentioning a certain group does not automatically mean I’m bashing them. I never said anything even remotely homophobic.
Find a comment to prove me wrong.
Wow, you finally avoided resorting to the gay bashing, nice touch. I am a man spreading joy to women having sex, it takes a lot of hard work, and even more hard fucking, but I know that with enough time, determination, and lots of Gatorade, i can spread joyous sex to women everywhere.
If women ARE having sex with you they why do you add notes agreeing with dicks “women hate sex” comment.
And of cource with your massive ego your not going to admit that you are ugly, you could be a fat, bald, 70yr old midgit and still think you are gods gift to women.
Women have traded many sexual acts with me- and for every single one, I appreciated it and said thank you. And, sorry to tell you Gigi, I’m not really ugly.
Let me guess?
Youre really ugly.
HAHAHAHA thats hilarious, your complaining about women bitching to much but this entire website (and what i can only guess your entire life) is dedicated to bitching, doesnt that seem a little hypocritical to you? Maybe if you took a moment to appriciate what women HAVE done for you, you wouldn’t bitch so much, women WOULD like you and they wouldnt bitch to you…..
Its a vicious cycle
Men are the stronger race because we manage to survive the neverending bitching of women. Women, rather than cope with other women’s bitching (because it is no doubt too difficult and a MAN’s job), decide to add to the problem and bitch about the bitching! It is this exact endless circle of bitching, much like “The Song That Never Ends” or the timeless classic “Henry the Eight”, that take up the majority of worldwide female productivity in the workplace. This diminishes their actual productivity, (which women have taken time that they should’ve been working or birthing children to coin as “The Glass Ceiling”) which, conveniently enough, gives women just one more thing to bitch about- as if they didn’t have enough to bitch about already.
Women, as a scientific fact, are the stronger sex. They HAVE to be. I’d love to see you handle having a child and having to deal with the stupid simplicity of men all day everyday. Of course it’s frustrating, so one has to bitch. As I read this site I see you yourself aren’t man enough to handle women, but I can’t blame you, not many men can.
Is Badkitty a feminist? Anywho, I think this study proves a lot more than meets the eye. We are given proff of yet another occurence of women not taking the foresight/having the ability to be properly lubricated. Women are no doubt the weaker gender because they will eventually be overrun by increased friction and the resulting heat that will be their ultimate demise.
‘quick thinking does not mean better thinking’. oh, that’s rich. like increasing the clock speed of a processor doesn’t make it better. BTW, that’s a computer analogy ladies, don’t bother trying to make any sense of it.
Typical false female compassion. Beware of this men. She sounds genuinely interested in this hypothetical plight — as you or I may be — but notice the abrupt about face at the end.
It was all a sham.
That should be every woman’s wedding vows.
-Dick
Have you recently gotten out of a divorce? Did a girl break up with you? Are you having trouble getting it up? Are you having deep internal issues about your sex preferences? Did you have an abusive mother as a child? An evil stepmother? No mother? Were there no women in your family at all? Oh, you poor sweet little deprived, unloved sweety, you need to be held…. come here….-smooch smooch-