Men Won The 70’s
Men are better than women at everything, but doesn’t that also mean men used to be better than women at everything?
Yes it does. Men are better than women at the 70’s.
Let’s take a trip in the Way Back Manchine to a time of Disco dancing and Pet Rocks and when Jenny from Forrest Gump was busy getting herself a whopping case of AIDS — likely due to intravenous drug use or unprotected sex. That was typical woman behavior in the 70’s.
Clothing
In the 70’s, aviator glasses were all the rage for men. And look at that, they are still going strong today. So are mustaches. Mustaches are timeless. Men don’t dress themselves up like jackasses just because that’s what all their friends are doing in any decade. If you turn back the clock to any random year, you will see men looking classy every which way. Women, however, always look like they got separated from the rest of the freak show.
70’s clothing for women meant bizarre catsuits and hot pants with no embroidery on the ass. Hard to imagine I know. Gypsy Blouses, fucking Banana Jeans, The Bedazzler! Each women’s fashion item of the 70’s was as tacky and cheap-shit looking as the last. We had a saying in the seventies: you are what you wear.
Dancing
Dancing is about style and rhythm and motherfucking grace. Men love to dance. It’s a common misconception that we don’t. Shit, we invented it. Men just don’t like to dance when it involves standing around looking like a schmuck and not drinking a drink for twenty minutes. Put some style into it and get all the women the fuck off the dance floor; then you’ll have yourself a real cockfight.
Unless they’re taking their clothes off, women can’t dance for shit. Go research some of the dance steps used in the 70’s. If you think women can remember instructions of that magnitude, then why don’t you just call the government and tell them to arrest you for massive tax fraud. I would say “then why don’t you just let a woman do your taxes,” but phoning in the fuck-up is faster.
Equal Rights Fucking Amendment
Boy was that an embarrassment. The Equal Rights Amendment was like if Babe Ruth had walked out to the plate, pointed to center field, and then shit his pants.
The only thing women did right in the 70’s was discover Anorexia.
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May 21st, 2007 at 9:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3244816c4b03
In a time where women were too busy trying to work out which type of an office secretarial technician they wanted to be, men were in their most effective mode. Not giving a fuck about women.
Kick arse Mutherfuckers like Gene Simmonds (KISS) ruled, exposing the main functionality of a women, a cum rag. And chicks loved it even at the height of the feminists movement.
Hell men even ruled at being feminine (AKA David Bowie the fag).
May 21st, 2007 at 10:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7a6ac6fd32335
Shit, I wasn’t even alive in the 70’s. Did I miss anything good?
May 22nd, 2007 at 8:16 am - IP Man-Hash: c46011aeb3b2a
Well, yes and no. Until the 1977 the music was pretty good, then disco came along and fucked it all up. It was pretty easy to get laid, but as Denis Leary points out in “No Cure For Cancer” all we had to wear were stupid looking bell bottom pants and polyester shirts, making it much more difficult. The drugs were great, but you couldn’t buy a decent beer in the US.
And the chicks walked around bra-less.
May 22nd, 2007 at 9:30 am - IP Man-Hash: eb0193ec17432
The 70s kicked ass in many ways: 1. apart from the disco stuff, the music was better, and, no surprise, dominated by men who knew how to play their instruments and wrote their own songs. A girl band would have been thought of as a joke, unless it was Motown or something along the lines of Patti Smith, who was basically a man, anyway. 2. people were generally honest with themselves and, with no phoney political-correctness to fuck things up, the natural order of things occured, with men in all the rights places, doing all the right things. 3. muscle cars ruled, and there was really no such thing as a chick car (like 90% of the shit were are sold today). 4. chicks were loose and liked being objectified by men (they still do today but disguise it with garbage like “girl power” etc.). and 5. the male actors of the day (steven mcqueen, clint eastwood) were cool, rotten dudes who didn’t take shit from anyone, unlike the sensitive pony-tail types we have today, worried about how their actions would be interpreted by any one of a number of “social concerns.”