Michelle Wie Is a Big Quitter Cry-Baby

Recently woman golfing phenom Michelle Wie tried to qualify for the PGA Tour. The PGA Tour is where men go to play golf. That’s right, I said men. Wait a minute, you say, Michelle Wie is a 16-year-old woman! Doesn’t that mean she completely fucked up and most likely embarrassed herself?

Yes it does!

Michelle Wie got her 16-year-old ass handed to her. She was 18 fucking strokes behind when it was over for her. If you don’t know golf, in the game of life, that’s like living with your mother at the age of 38. You fucking suck.

So what does Michelle Wie do at 18 strokes behind? Finish the game with some dignity like those men from Cool Runnings?

Fuck no. Michelle Wie quits the tournament with 9 holes left to go claiming (get this) heat exhaustion.

Heat exhaustion? A professional golfer gets heat exhaustion!? Fuck you. That’s like a banker being allergic to money! Why isn’t Bob here today? Oh you didn’t hear? Turns out he’s allergic to money. How’s that for something that makes no fucking sense?

I could be very generous and posit perhaps Heat is Mandarin for Loser and she was actually retiring due to Loser Exhaustion in her native tongue, but we all know that’s not the case.

Interestingly, after reading her withdraw statement, I had to hospitalize myself for bullshit exhaustion — on account of me ingesting too much fucking bullshit while reading about this quitter woman cry-baby’s story of woe and chip-shoulder.

We know it’s not heat exhaustion because women quit at everything. They quit on their children. They quit on their jobs. And they quit on their fucking lives. They’re just big goddamn quitters. As soon as something doesn’t go their way it’s hands in the air and everyone’s a fucking asshole who deserves to clean up this mess anyway.

Fuck off.

The following is from an article of this “tragedy”.

“She’ll now have a week off before a two-week trip to Europe for the Evian Masters in France and the Women’s British Open.”

How do they even have a women’s gold tournament? Is it the last one to quit wins?

I know who loses. You for watching women’s fucking golf. Women golfers don’t even like women’s golf. That’s why they have such a hard-on for playing on the men’s tournament. And when I say hard-on, I’m talking about their penises.

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46 Responses to “Michelle Wie Is a Big Quitter Cry-Baby”

  1. Esther Says:

    Brilliant. Women finishing what they started with grace and a sense of dignity is akin to men quitting in the middle of something they’ve committed to. That is to say neither thing has ever happened. Men > Women.

  2. sonyad Says:

    Wow. Ambulance. Lickerish, yumyum!
    Must be hazardous to your health regurgitating such a big pile of shit all at once. Indeed.
    Lickerish, yumyum!

  3. Stimulation Says:

    well really no big surprise.

    Men have a better body with more muscle and can hit the ball alot longer. Sure there is the part about hitting the ball only a few yards away and being able to sink it into the little hole. But being able to hit the ball 100 more yards than a woman is a great advantage.

    That’s one of the reasons why women aren’t allowed on the PGA tour. They just don’t have the body for it. They are outplayed.

    But a woman’s league is perfectly rational and that’s where they should play. Learn your place women :P

    It’s like the NBA and WNBA, both sexes play hard but they can’t compete together because women are smaller, don’t jump as high, sure they might be able to shoot better or run faster but it doesn’t make up for the lack of muscle mass that they don’t have.

    Of course the average salary in the NBA is around 500K+, while in womens’ it’s 50K. But I have alot of respect for them for being able to go out and play every night for that amount of money.

    But that also comes to a new question, why so low?.. well in my humble opinion, it’s probably because the NBA is a lot more action paced. With dunking, backing the defender up in the lane, it’s a lot more difficult and you earn your money’s worth. While in the WNBA, it’s alot more shooting and lay ups. I have never seen a woman dunk in the WNBA, but I also don’t watch it either. LOL xD

  4. wolfe Says:

    Welcome to the site, Stimulation. Hope you’ll find much here to enjoy and edify.

    But that also comes to a new question, why so low [a salary for WNBA players]?… I also don’t watch it [the WNBA].

    I think you answer your own question there.

    Regards,
    -wolfe

  5. wolfe Says:

    Hey Esther, good to see you’re still out there.

    Actually (and now I do a double tap as some would say), I only just realized this was a new article — I clicked on stim’s comment, seeing he was new.

    On the article itself, she was a 16-year-old girl. She gets a pass from me, and I think she should get a pass from us.

    A boy under the age of 18 is still entitled to some childishness. A girl under the age of 21 is too.

    Just my 2 cents.
    -wolfe

  6. Billy Says:

    No really the nerve of a 16 year old little girl wanting to play with grown men. Why do women push themselves into every place they aren’t wanted? Like here for example.

  7. vMac Says:

    Well put, sir.

  8. sonyad Says:

    About the only thing wrong with hot weather is hot weather. That and the stickiness. Everything sticks to you, or rather you stick to everything.

    That and what it does to people with cardiac illnesses and the elderly. Hot weather should be banned ‘cept on the seaside. Today it was 30 or marginally above, in the shade, and a lot of people really felt it.

    That’s real heat exhaustion. Not what Wie had. That’s like so clearly BS exhaustion, it’s not even funny.

  9. sonyad Says:

    Also, one must take note of one fact. Body mass or volume to skin surface area ratio.

    Heat generation is roughly dependant on body (muscle) mass whereas heat dissipation is roughly dependant on skin surface area.

    However, volume (mass) grows exponenatially related to surface area which in turn grows exponentially related to linear dimensions.

    Of course, this is not the only factor that adds up to one’s ability to dissipate excess heat but it is significant.

    Also, not only are women endowed with far better (smaller) body mass to skin surface area ratios, but the body mass that they do have has a higher percentage of fat and other non-muscle tissue. As far as I know it’s mainly muscles that contribute heat to the body so this again is an advantage in one’s battle with heat exhaustion.

    As such it is somewhat difficult to understand why someone like Michelle might prove so susceptible to heat exhaustion. IMO, there remain only 3 other possibilities for a diagnosis:

    1. An alternate illness or ailment that exhibits similar symptons.

    2. Improper replenishment of fluid loss. Mild dehydration.

    3. Severe bulishititus. Most likely.

    I’m going to leave the subject alone now. It’s been done to death.

  10. Felix Says:

    This is hysterical, because the feminazi’s at feministing.com were whining a few weeks back about the fact that Wie was asked to QUALIFY for the men’s tournement, that women and men are physically equal, blah blah blah. And of course, she ends up like a woman would end up if she tried to play in the NFL: Flat on her ass, not able to finish, and embarrassing herself and her whole gender.

    I love it!!!

    Maybe the “difference deniers” will quit now. And go back to doing what they do best.

    Ironing my shirts! Making my dinner!

  11. spcwby Says:

    It’s biological difference from the get-go…….I’m shocked, shocked!

    http://msnbc.msn.com/id/13989048/site/newsweek/

    Why Girls Will Be Girls
    In a controversial new book, this psychiatrist argues that differences between men and women start with their brains…..

    (Oh, it’s a woman psychiatrist who is spot on with her research. Though she will be black listed by NOW for not towing the party line. Imagine that…)

    btw Senor Felix; You forgot one very important facet of what a woman can be her best at…..Being a woman and discarding the toxic ‘Man Hating Cunt’ manifesto that is defacto std for American women.

    As for the members of this esteemed board, your views maybe different. I don’t care!

  12. silverbackman Says:

    WTF! WTF! WTF!

    When I clicked on the article Dick provided I was fucking amazed! She was in a fucking ambulance! WTF?????? It looked like she had a heart attack! No, it was just heat exhaustion! She is all strapped into the stretcher as if she tried to kill herself too. Did she have a mental breakdown by experiencing reality (that she doesn’t stand a chance in the man’s world)?

    And in golf? This isn’t like wrestling or boxing where there is a huge disparity between men and women. You would think such a good golfer from the women’s world stand some chance. But being taken away in an ambulance?

    How can anyone believe men = women? Only if their brainwashed. The reality that has been proven time and time again is men > women.

  13. Brian Says:

    whoa dude! you’re pretty angry huh? mom never paid enough attention to you? I was just looking for pictures of Michelle b/c I thinks she’s pretty hot when I came across this link. Since men are so much better than women could you beat her? Maybe if you weren’t such a loser wasting your time on this site you could actually be successful at something instead of watching women pass you by in life…

  14. Esther Says:

    …and to push it one step further, this is golf we’re talking about. Fucking golf. A sport based entirely around walking around under the shade of trees, picking up a 1 pound stick and hitting a tiny ball. If they were out there wrestling bears MAYBE I could understand getting a teensy bit warm under the collar, but how fucking rigorous is walking around? I golf. And while I golf I get shitty drunk because that’s the manliest way to participate in any sport: with a chemically-induced impairment to make the game more challenging. Not once, despite the heat, my girth, rapid pace of play, severe dehydration, extreme intoxication, or any other stupid piece of shit excuse, have I ever felt the unbearable urge to quit. It’s fucking golf.

  15. gwallan Says:

    Esther said:

    Not once, despite the heat, … have I ever felt the unbearable urge to quit. It’s fucking golf.

    I could quote from personal experience millions of reasons to quit golf. Funny, though. None of them worked.

    Brian said:

    whoa dude! you’re pretty angry huh? mom never paid enough attention to you? I was just looking for pictures of Michelle b/c I thinks she’s pretty hot when I came across this link. Since men are so much better than women could you beat her? Maybe if you weren’t such a loser wasting your time on this site you could actually be successful at something instead of watching women pass you by in life…

    Possibly. On a good day I’d be a chance.
    And I certainly don’t find time here to be wasted. Don’t judge this book by it’s cover.

    wolfe said:
    On the article itself, she was a 16-year-old girl. She gets a pass from me, and I think she should get a pass from us.

    A boy under the age of 18 is still entitled to some childishness. A girl under the age of 21 is too.

    Just my 2 cents.
    -wolfe

    Agreed on her age. Sixteen is terribly young to be competing against top quality male athletes in any sport.
    With you’re second bit I would reverse those ages/genders. Many boys are still growing at twenty one. Consider also that Wie is probably physically superior to most adults of her gender, and at least equal to her normal competitors. This would almost never be the case for a sixteen year old boy. However a good sixteen year old boy athlete is likely better than any woman on the planet.
    On the heat exhaustion - it’s golf ferchissakes(The temperature Friday afternoon was 88. I’d have a jumper on.) And she does it for a living! She should come and play some of the Aus courses I’ve been on during the Summer.

  16. wolfe Says:

    Interesting argument, gwallan. Granted, many boys are indeed still growing at 21. That said, I think you and I would agree it’s patently unreasonable to expect much of a 16-18 or even 21-year-old girl. Given the view of this site, it’s unreasonable to expect otherwise.

    On the ‘heat exhaustion’, yeah.

    -wolfe

  17. gwallan Says:

    wolfe said:

    Interesting argument, gwallan. Granted, many boys are indeed still growing at 21. That said, I think you and I would agree it’s patently unreasonable to expect much of a 16-18 or even 21-year-old girl. Given the view of this site, it’s unreasonable to expect otherwise.

    On the ‘heat exhaustion’, yeah.

    -wolfe

    My point was that a sixteen year old girl will almost always be an adult physically and can easily compete against her elders. Never true of boys. Look at the Olympics or similar events. Even a twenty one year old male is a rarity while as many as half the women will be teenagers.

  18. wolfe Says:

    With that, I concur entirely. I suppose it’s a sad reality that women seem to peak around in their late teens and thereafter have little to look forward to but a sad decline into senescence.
    -wolfe

  19. Dorim Says:

    Poor, poor little boys. Miss sucking your mommy’s tits, huh? Most comments above must have been made by idiots with single-digit IQ’s and living in some bubble, filled with paint fumes no doubt. Michelle Wie drives over 300 yards, which is further than a lot of men, and probably three times further than you could drive. At sixteen, she’s achieved more than you will in your lifetime, I imagine. By twenty, she will be challenging men at the top level, mark my words. And to the nut that says women can’t play basketball against men because they are small, so how have Steve Nash and Jason Kidd become such valuable players? I have seen an all womens team kick the arse of a much bigger, stronger mens basketball team. Men are better than women, in your little minds maybe, but women are far better than men at more things than men are better than women. I am a man, and I have seen far more ‘men’ quitting when the going gets tough than women.

  20. sonyad Says:

    Madam, I call you on your bullshit.

    I am a man[...]

    ‘men’

    Nuff’ said.

  21. Dakota Smith Says:

    Dorim said:

    Poor, poor little boys. Miss sucking your mommy’s tits, huh? Most comments above must have been made by idiots with single-digit IQ’s and living in some bubble, filled with paint fumes no doubt.

    As usual, a woman incapable of rational debate immediately resorting to an invective diatribe. Thanks for proving us right yet again, Dorim.

    Michelle Wie drives over 300 yards, which is further than a lot of men, and probably three times further than you could drive.

    I can’t speak to this. Golf bores the shit out of me. In spite of the fact that it would no doubt further my career to take it up, I just can’t shake the feeling that I’m totally wasting my time. I’ve got other sports I like.

    However, I think the point was to compare her against the male professional golfers that she wants to compete against as opposed to schmucks like me who need a mechanical alligator or a windmill on the course to enjoy the game. Clearly, compared to male professional golfers, Wie is, in fact, a big quitter cry-baby.

    At sixteen, she’s achieved more than you will in your lifetime, I imagine.

    Yes, you do imagine. You imagine wrong, however.

    By twenty, she will be challenging men at the top level, mark my words.

    Care to back that up with cash? ‘Cause I’ll take it.

    By twenty, she’s going to be burned out and will have walked away from the sport entirely. A huge percentage of children who take up intensive activities such as professional sports burn out. In this case, it’s not even a question of her gender, though it will probably contribute.

    And to the nut that says women can’t play basketball against men because they are small, so how have Steve Nash and Jason Kidd become such valuable players?

    Um … because they’re men who’ve overcome the natural handicap of being short? What does that have to do with women?

    I have seen an all womens team kick the arse of a much bigger, stronger mens basketball team.

    Really? I don’t think I’ve ever seen a male team play against a female team, certainly not at the professional level. Where have you seen such a game? What teams played?

    Men are better than women, in your little minds maybe, but women are far better than men at more things than men are better than women. I am a man,

    Bullshit. You’re a woman. The first paragraph of the post proves it beyond a shadow of a doubt: men never resort to sexual diatribes to make a rational argument. Women always do.

    You’re just doing that other female technique of claiming to be male in order to garner unwarranted respect for your opinions. You’re not fooling anyway, babe.

    and I have seen far more ‘men’ quitting when the going gets tough than women.

    Bullshit. Pure, unadulterated horse excrement. If that were true, history’s armies would be made up of primarily women and the physical requirements for male soldiers would be less strenuous than for women — as opposed to the reverse.

  22. diamatik Says:

    Dakota, you have left very little for me to say, so I shall just back you up by quoting the sacred Laws that cow has validated:

    1. No matter how low you set the floor of expectations for a woman, she will inevitably fall below it.

    2. When losing a logical argument, a woman will invariably resort to emotional arguments well before any possible concession. Thus, when arguing with a man, a woman will inevitably bring up at least one of a man’s putative: a) homosexuality, b) small penis size, c) lack of a woman, d) unattractiveness to women, e) inability to satisfy a woman, f) cheating with other women. The fact that many of those assertions are logically impossible when combined will not prevent a woman from doing so.

    4. The LL law: Women are easily offended by what they perceive as oral or written assaults on their femininity, intelligence, or other attributes, and respond entirely out of proportion, demonstrating near total ignorance, thereby reinforcing the notion that they are stupid beyond belief.

    6. Big Al’s Law: To gain credibility women will pretend to be a man or to speak for a man. Internet statements such as “I am a man” almost invariably mean the writer is female.

  23. wolfe Says:

    Yeah, Sony called it succinctly.

    I’m with Dakota in that golf is a ‘good walk spoiled’ as Clemens was reputed to have said. Rest of what he says appears quite correct.

    diamatik nailed it with the laws.

    Man points all around.

    -wolfe

  24. Dorim Says:

    Dakota, you figure she’ll be burnt out by twenty, and I say she’ll be challenging the top men on the PGA tour. I’d back my statement up with cash, would you yours? We’ll all see in four years anyways.
    You can all think I’m a chick if you like, though I assure you I ain’t, and I am not here trying to piss anyone off, but this whole thing with you all congratulating, complementing, and agreeing with each other on statements about men being better than women, well, someone has to try to open your eyes so you can all see how flawed that idea is.
    How many time did I read that women are quitters, I don’t know. Here are are some reasons why men are bigger quitters than women. Women do, more often than men, finish things that they start. Women do, more often than men, do things that they say they’re gonna do. Men sure talk about doing this and doing that, but they so often find it much easier just to have a beer and watch the football. (I am sorry for stereotyping, but then you guys have grouped all women together against all men!). Look at the statistics on suicide. I looked at the stats for several different countries, not only the U.S., and even I was surprised at how many males and how few females commit suicide every year. That has to be the ultimate cop out of all. Women find new paths to take when they hit rock bottom, new ways to lead a meaningful life, and the men hit rock bottom, give up everything and kill themselves. Please don’t come back with “Oh, but suicide is a heroic way to die, and women just don’t have the nads to do it.” because you know that’s a load of shit, and don’t comeback with “Well, men have more pressures and responsibilities than women do.” before you also look at the most common reasons for suicide. Are your eyes starting to open? Well, have a look at the statistics for alcoholism, drug addictions, gambling addictions, and adultery. These statistics tell a story of how men are weaker than women. We all know about murder stats, too. Men are much better at murdering than women. I’ll let you have that one!
    As for Michelle Wie quitting the other day, maybe she did, maybe she was really sick. Only she knows, but it sure looked like she quit. But give her a break, she’s 16. I am an endurance athlete, and I would die before I quit, but the majority of men in the races will call it a day as soon as they feel they are out of the running for a place. Avoiding injury or fatigue from a race already lost, so they will be fresher for the next race. Maybe I am the fool, but I have always believed that to give up in a race, or in training is a weakness, and people don’t tend to give up once. It becomes a disease that spreads from a race to training, and then into other areas of life. I have gone miles off topic here, but my point is that saying that women are bigger quitters than men is total bullshit.

  25. Dorim Says:

    We are what we do, and women, on average, do more good deeds, more meaningful things in their lifetime than men, so does that not make women, infact, better than us men?

  26. diamatik Says:

    Women have no place in men’s sporting events. Men are better than women at sports, so in order to allow women a chance to win something we men invented the women’s leagues.

    Michelle Wieeeee-I-want-my-mommy must have gone through considerable challenges just to be able to compete at a men’s level. It is therefore quite annoying to see that after all that trouble she just quit. She should have just stayed in the prissy little girls division where she belongs.

  27. Dick Masterson Says:

    Dorim said:

    Here are are some reasons why men are bigger quitters than women. Women do, more often than men, finish things that they start. Women do, more often than men, do things that they say they’re gonna do. Men sure talk about doing this and doing that, but they so often find it much easier just to have a beer and watch the football.

    Good points, Dorim. Since you claim to be a man, I’ll be eagerly awaiting your statistics on said points.

    -Dick

  28. Billy Says:

    Dorim said:

    We are what we do, and women, on average, do more good deeds, more meaningful things in their lifetime than men, so does that not make women, infact, better than us men?

    Another damn lie from the emotive side of things.

    Women rarely ever do anything good for anyone elsewithout expecting something in return. Women are worthless creatures and suck as people. Most women can Never ever keep a promise.

  29. Big Al Says:

    Dorim said:
    Men sure talk about doing this and doing that, but they so often find it much easier just to have a beer and watch the football.

    While the girls are all out floating public companies and inventing internal combustion engines and defeating nazism and painting Sistine chapels and writing symphonies and splitting atoms and rescuing people trapped in burning buildings and building computers that can beat chess masters and writing declarations of independence and extracting penicillin and transplanting hearts and driving formula 1 cars and shit.

    If you’re going past the ‘fridge on your way out to build your space shuttle, Dorim, bring one back for me.

    -Big Al

  30. mike Says:

    Big Al said:

    Dorim said:
    Men sure talk about doing this and doing that, but they so often find it much easier just to have a beer and watch the football.

    While the girls are all out floating public companies and inventing internal combustion engines and defeating nazism and painting Sistine chapels and writing symphonies and splitting atoms and rescuing people trapped in burning buildings and building computers that can beat chess masters and writing declarations of independence and extracting penicillin and transplanting hearts and driving formula 1 cars and shit.

    If you’re going past the ‘fridge on your way out to build your space shuttle, Dorim, bring one back for me.

    -Big Al

    Big Al, have some sense.

    None of those things come even close to making sure that the curtains match the carpet.

    /sarcasm off

  31. diamatik Says:

    Mike, you owe me a new keyboard. There is spewed coca-cola all over mine. Next time please put a warning or disclaimer to prepare me for your mantastic humor.

    mike said:

    None of those things come even close to making sure that the curtains match the carpet.

    /sarcasm off

    damn, that was funny.

  32. wolfe Says:

    Ah you gents (mike, Al and of course diamatik) rock. I still think “If you’re going past the ‘fridge on your way out to build your space shuttle, Dorim, bring one back for me.” shall be a significant contender for ‘funniest phrase of August’, given what Big Al wrote. Sorry mike, I think Big Al beats you so far in August.

    Best to all,
    -wolfe

  33. The Machine Says:

    Dorim said:

    We are what we do, and women, on average, do more good deeds, more meaningful things in their lifetime than men, so does that not make women, infact, better than us men?

    You’re right. It’s always women stopping to help men with their broken down cars. RIGHT ?

    If women are such delightful angels of mercy, compassion and dogoodfulness then why in the HELL don’t they ever have anything with them to help anybody with ? ? ?
    They are completely unprepared. They carry around luggage with them, a purse, and with all the crap they have in there they never have anything for anyone else, it’s all about them. A bandaid, a tissue, an aspirin maybe, NOPE ! its all about me , nothing for you in my luggage !

    I drive a truck. It has stuff in it ! I have many many many helpful things in/on my truck ! I use them almost daily to HELP people with their daily struggles and I do it usually for FREE !

    I am just simply ordinary, like so many other men who drive trucks full of stuff aka tools ! YET in my common ordinariness I do more selfless (key foundation to this statement being SELFLESS)acts in one fucking week than most women do for anyone else in a lifetime !

    Women do everything for themselves ! It’s all about them and the purpose of the existence of everything is to suit their whim !

    Ever met even ONE single solitary female who could keep a secret for more than 12 seconds ?

    Ever seen even one female who was capable of NOT being oblivious to the existence of other people, especially males, while pushing a steel shopping cart ? They see no one, not even if you are directly in front of them ! “I’m shopping, get out of my way ! ” They fucking never thank you for holding the door open for them either, even if for 5 or 10 seconds ! They just strut on through like the royalty they think they are ! I yell, YOU SWEATY WHORE !, oh wait thats what I think when I yell “you’re welcome !” after they get about 20 feet away. Often I hold it and then let go just in time for it to close all the way so liberated princess can open it for herself. The more debutante, the more she gets to open !

    Princess, get your own damn door !

    Ever see a woman hold a door open for a man ?
    A farts chance in a wind storm of that happening !

  34. The Machine Says:

    Dorim said:

    Dakota, you figure she’ll be burnt out by twenty, and I say she’ll be challenging the top men on the PGA tour. I’d back my statement up with cash, would you yours? We’ll all see in four years anyways.

    So fucking what ! I wanna challenge the heavyweight boxer of the world and make 10 million for dropping to the matt when the first bell dings ! What the hell does he have to gain by boxing me ? NOTHING !

    So debutantes get to go up to men and take pokes at them, so fucking what !

    Example: Danika Patrick takes 4th place in a high profile race ! Whoopteefuckingdo ! Thats’ the 3rd loser where I come from. Has she ever actually won a race before ? NOPE !
    BUT with all the publicity and million dollar tv ads she gets you would think she invented the sport ! What about all the courtesy the other drivers give the female on the track because they don’t want to be labeled manpigs ?
    Has she ever even rebuilt an engine ? Alligned the wheels ?
    Actually done any work on her own car, besides adjust the mirror for doing her makeup ?

    What do men gain from allowing females to compete with them ? So you beat a girl, BIG DEAL ! It’s win/win for her and lose/lose for him.

    I think she should have to strip if she loses ! At least Danika has something the men could gain in that competition.

    What next ? Children in top mens’ sports ?

  35. Dick Masterson Says:

    She did put on a nice tantrum display after coming in 18th last time I saw her.

    -Dick

  36. drawone Says:

    Hold on! Let me play! Let me play! I want to try and make some sense. True Wie has been coming up short in men tournaments. They said she’s a golf prodigy that doesn’t neccessarily equal tournament success(right away anyway). Folks will keep clowning her until she start winning, then folk will shut up and start hating. True watching men play B-ball or other sports maybe more exciting to watch than women because men have that natural zeal to take it to each other, plus more muscle on average than women. You know for whooping tail and taking some pain, but that doesn’t mean women can’t play.

    Eventhough Wie comes up short, WNBA may not be as exciting, it doesn’t matter, it’s all about influence, and exposure to the little ones, not the tough cookies on this site. You can see right through the thick fog of crap(LOL). To me the whole battle of the sexes sports thing is to showcase the women, hype them, set them off, desensitize them(create that “FU/whatever” attitude in girls), make things neutral( keep the guys nature and feelings at bay, so guys won’t really get at women like another man), while letting women have their way and let them talk junk about it. Hollering the words “respect”. What women know about that. Give it to get it. No mean no! You can play, but not with me, so I don’t care if you’re abnormal and your muscle look like tennis balls and you got some height(HA).

    It’s not gonna get any better folks. The day of man vs. man is OVER!!! There’s gotta be new ways to entertain the masses! Women say they get high when they get the best of men in sports. Yeah yeah sports are men activities, blah, blah and women shouldn’t force and impose their way in for whatever selfish reason. Well man was stupid enough to put activities out in the open, in the public, in institutions where money talks. Now men have to share and watch and be aware of a new aware female that want to dunk and smack his stuff off the court(LOL), or drive further on the green. Sports is the soul of man, he made them seem righteous with crap like sportsmanship just to make it look good, but we know he sold his soul for money, and women are right in the middle of man’s blueprint.

    All I gotta say as a result of this dumbed down, super fake, highly competitive society(Wie included), is the next phase in human evolution: A-sexuality! Count that as a Birdie(lol)

  37. sonyad Says:

    I want to try and make some sense.

    Try harder.

  38. drawone Says:

    Women are being brainwashed and manipulated at young ages to go toe-to-toe with men regardless of any advantages. Wie, Patrick, and a crap load of others are a reflection of this manipulation and it’s coming to light. Eventhough it’s stupid that women are still highly protected and defended, they like the rewards of standing out by being the only one playing against men, no matter the outcome cause they know it brings attention to them. The spotlight is on them. Women think folks are looking at them in amazement and admiration, more like “What The ****!” if you ask me unless you’re a young kid who doesn’t know any better.

  39. diamatik Says:

    Michelle Wie didn’t make it through her first year as a professional without firing her caddie, getting rid of Greg Johnston after a tie for 26th in the Women’s British Open.

    She can’t even measure up to women, but yet she wants to play with the big boys. That makes as much sense as kosher pork chops.

  40. Dick Masterson Says:

    That’s rich. Nice find, diamatik.

    -Dick

  41. wolfe Says:

    diamatik said:
    That makes as much sense as kosher pork chops.

    Mmmmm… Kosher pork chops.

    Seriously, good find.
    -wolfe

  42. Chantal the Feminist Says:

    “women quit at everything. They quit on their children. They quit on their jobs. And they quit on their fucking lives. They’re just big goddamn quitters. As soon as something doesn’t go their way it’s hands in the air and everyone’s a fucking asshole who deserves to clean up this mess anyway.”

    didn’t you know this is how a lot of men are, too? men like the easy way out just as much as you think women do.

  43. Dick Masterson Says:

    Chantal the Feminist said:

    didn’t you know this is how a lot of men are, too? men like the easy way out just as much as you think women do.

    No we don’t.

    -Dick

  44. Necroswordsman Says:

    Dick Masterson said:

    No we don’t.

    -Dick

    You should listen to him Chantal, he actually makes sense.

  45. Jim Says:

    Baha you serious? First she cant cut it on the womens, drops out so she isnt banned for a year, now she thinks she can keep up with the men? GIVE ME A FKING BREAK. Shes the anna kournikova of golf, without the looks. Nice signing Nike. My 5 year old cousin is the fastest kid in his class, better lock him up for 10 years @ 25 million, he may just be the next big thing!

  46. NJC Says:

    wei’s korean

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