Michelle Wie Is a Big Quitter Cry-Baby
Recently woman golfing phenom Michelle Wie tried to qualify for the PGA Tour. The PGA Tour is where men go to play golf. That’s right, I said men. Wait a minute, you say, Michelle Wie is a 16-year-old woman! Doesn’t that mean she completely fucked up and most likely embarrassed herself?
Yes it does!
Michelle Wie got her 16-year-old ass handed to her. She was 18 fucking strokes behind when it was over for her. If you don’t know golf, in the game of life, that’s like living with your mother at the age of 38. You fucking suck.
So what does Michelle Wie do at 18 strokes behind? Finish the game with some dignity like those men from Cool Runnings?
Fuck no. Michelle Wie quits the tournament with 9 holes left to go claiming (get this) heat exhaustion.
Heat exhaustion? A professional golfer gets heat exhaustion!? Fuck you. That’s like a banker being allergic to money! Why isn’t Bob here today? Oh you didn’t hear? Turns out he’s allergic to money. How’s that for something that makes no fucking sense?
I could be very generous and posit perhaps Heat is Mandarin for Loser and she was actually retiring due to Loser Exhaustion in her native tongue, but we all know that’s not the case.
Interestingly, after reading her withdraw statement, I had to hospitalize myself for bullshit exhaustion — on account of me ingesting too much fucking bullshit while reading about this quitter woman cry-baby’s story of woe and chip-shoulder.
We know it’s not heat exhaustion because women quit at everything. They quit on their children. They quit on their jobs. And they quit on their fucking lives. They’re just big goddamn quitters. As soon as something doesn’t go their way it’s hands in the air and everyone’s a fucking asshole who deserves to clean up this mess anyway.
Fuck off.
The following is from an article of this “tragedy”.
“She’ll now have a week off before a two-week trip to Europe for the Evian Masters in France and the Women’s British Open.”
How do they even have a women’s gold tournament? Is it the last one to quit wins?
I know who loses. You for watching women’s fucking golf. Women golfers don’t even like women’s golf. That’s why they have such a hard-on for playing on the men’s tournament. And when I say hard-on, I’m talking about their penises.
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July 21st, 2006 at 12:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0e2f2db43d2f0
Brilliant. Women finishing what they started with grace and a sense of dignity is akin to men quitting in the middle of something they’ve committed to. That is to say neither thing has ever happened. Men > Women.
July 21st, 2006 at 1:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Wow. Ambulance. Lickerish, yumyum!
Must be hazardous to your health regurgitating such a big pile of shit all at once. Indeed.
Lickerish, yumyum!
July 21st, 2006 at 5:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: afd6613f3668c
well really no big surprise.
Men have a better body with more muscle and can hit the ball alot longer. Sure there is the part about hitting the ball only a few yards away and being able to sink it into the little hole. But being able to hit the ball 100 more yards than a woman is a great advantage.
That’s one of the reasons why women aren’t allowed on the PGA tour. They just don’t have the body for it. They are outplayed.
But a woman’s league is perfectly rational and that’s where they should play. Learn your place women :P
It’s like the NBA and WNBA, both sexes play hard but they can’t compete together because women are smaller, don’t jump as high, sure they might be able to shoot better or run faster but it doesn’t make up for the lack of muscle mass that they don’t have.
Of course the average salary in the NBA is around 500K+, while in womens’ it’s 50K. But I have alot of respect for them for being able to go out and play every night for that amount of money.
But that also comes to a new question, why so low?.. well in my humble opinion, it’s probably because the NBA is a lot more action paced. With dunking, backing the defender up in the lane, it’s a lot more difficult and you earn your money’s worth. While in the WNBA, it’s alot more shooting and lay ups. I have never seen a woman dunk in the WNBA, but I also don’t watch it either. LOL xD
July 21st, 2006 at 11:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Welcome to the site, Stimulation. Hope you’ll find much here to enjoy and edify.
I think you answer your own question there.
Regards,
-wolfe
July 22nd, 2006 at 12:23 am - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Hey Esther, good to see you’re still out there.
Actually (and now I do a double tap as some would say), I only just realized this was a new article — I clicked on stim’s comment, seeing he was new.
On the article itself, she was a 16-year-old girl. She gets a pass from me, and I think she should get a pass from us.
A boy under the age of 18 is still entitled to some childishness. A girl under the age of 21 is too.
Just my 2 cents.
-wolfe
July 22nd, 2006 at 1:21 am - IP Man-Hash: e1c035c054b21
No really the nerve of a 16 year old little girl wanting to play with grown men. Why do women push themselves into every place they aren’t wanted? Like here for example.