http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThygJC7m5yQ

http://moondance.org/1997/summer97/nonfiction/religion.htm

It’s a fact that women over-report hours they spend doing things. For example, they over-report the hours they spend doing housework by 68%. Women can’t estimate for shit. So Dorim, with the estimates of what women accomplish in a lifetime, can fuck him or herself. I’m not sure which it is.

wei’s korean

Baha you serious? First she cant cut it on the womens, drops out so she isnt banned for a year, now she thinks she can keep up with the men? GIVE ME A FKING BREAK. Shes the anna kournikova of golf, without the looks. Nice signing Nike. My 5 year old cousin is the fastest kid in his class, better lock him up for 10 years @ 25 million, he may just be the next big thing!

Dick Masterson said:

No we don’t.

-Dick

You should listen to him Chantal, he actually makes sense.

Chantal the Feminist said:

didn’t you know this is how a lot of men are, too? men like the easy way out just as much as you think women do.

No we don’t.

-Dick

“women quit at everything. They quit on their children. They quit on their jobs. And they quit on their fucking lives. They’re just big goddamn quitters. As soon as something doesn’t go their way it’s hands in the air and everyone’s a fucking asshole who deserves to clean up this mess anyway.”

didn’t you know this is how a lot of men are, too? men like the easy way out just as much as you think women do.

diamatik said:
That makes as much sense as kosher pork chops.

Mmmmm… Kosher pork chops.

Seriously, good find.
-wolfe

That’s rich. Nice find, diamatik.

-Dick

Michelle Wie didn’t make it through her first year as a professional without firing her caddie, getting rid of Greg Johnston after a tie for 26th in the Women’s British Open.

She can’t even measure up to women, but yet she wants to play with the big boys. That makes as much sense as kosher pork chops.

Women are being brainwashed and manipulated at young ages to go toe-to-toe with men regardless of any advantages. Wie, Patrick, and a crap load of others are a reflection of this manipulation and it’s coming to light. Eventhough it’s stupid that women are still highly protected and defended, they like the rewards of standing out by being the only one playing against men, no matter the outcome cause they know it brings attention to them. The spotlight is on them. Women think folks are looking at them in amazement and admiration, more like “What The ****!” if you ask me unless you’re a young kid who doesn’t know any better.

I want to try and make some sense.

Try harder.

Hold on! Let me play! Let me play! I want to try and make some sense. True Wie has been coming up short in men tournaments. They said she’s a golf prodigy that doesn’t neccessarily equal tournament success(right away anyway). Folks will keep clowning her until she start winning, then folk will shut up and start hating. True watching men play B-ball or other sports maybe more exciting to watch than women because men have that natural zeal to take it to each other, plus more muscle on average than women. You know for whooping tail and taking some pain, but that doesn’t mean women can’t play.

Eventhough Wie comes up short, WNBA may not be as exciting, it doesn’t matter, it’s all about influence, and exposure to the little ones, not the tough cookies on this site. You can see right through the thick fog of crap(LOL). To me the whole battle of the sexes sports thing is to showcase the women, hype them, set them off, desensitize them(create that “FU/whatever” attitude in girls), make things neutral( keep the guys nature and feelings at bay, so guys won’t really get at women like another man), while letting women have their way and let them talk junk about it. Hollering the words “respect”. What women know about that. Give it to get it. No mean no! You can play, but not with me, so I don’t care if you’re abnormal and your muscle look like tennis balls and you got some height(HA).

It’s not gonna get any better folks. The day of man vs. man is OVER!!! There’s gotta be new ways to entertain the masses! Women say they get high when they get the best of men in sports. Yeah yeah sports are men activities, blah, blah and women shouldn’t force and impose their way in for whatever selfish reason. Well man was stupid enough to put activities out in the open, in the public, in institutions where money talks. Now men have to share and watch and be aware of a new aware female that want to dunk and smack his stuff off the court(LOL), or drive further on the green. Sports is the soul of man, he made them seem righteous with crap like sportsmanship just to make it look good, but we know he sold his soul for money, and women are right in the middle of man’s blueprint.

All I gotta say as a result of this dumbed down, super fake, highly competitive society(Wie included), is the next phase in human evolution: A-sexuality! Count that as a Birdie(lol)

She did put on a nice tantrum display after coming in 18th last time I saw her.

-Dick

Dorim said:

Dakota, you figure she’ll be burnt out by twenty, and I say she’ll be challenging the top men on the PGA tour. I’d back my statement up with cash, would you yours? We’ll all see in four years anyways.

So fucking what ! I wanna challenge the heavyweight boxer of the world and make 10 million for dropping to the matt when the first bell dings ! What the hell does he have to gain by boxing me ? NOTHING !

So debutantes get to go up to men and take pokes at them, so fucking what !

Example: Danika Patrick takes 4th place in a high profile race ! Whoopteefuckingdo ! Thats’ the 3rd loser where I come from. Has she ever actually won a race before ? NOPE !
BUT with all the publicity and million dollar tv ads she gets you would think she invented the sport ! What about all the courtesy the other drivers give the female on the track because they don’t want to be labeled manpigs ?
Has she ever even rebuilt an engine ? Alligned the wheels ?
Actually done any work on her own car, besides adjust the mirror for doing her makeup ?

What do men gain from allowing females to compete with them ? So you beat a girl, BIG DEAL ! It’s win/win for her and lose/lose for him.

I think she should have to strip if she loses ! At least Danika has something the men could gain in that competition.

What next ? Children in top mens’ sports ?

Dorim said:

We are what we do, and women, on average, do more good deeds, more meaningful things in their lifetime than men, so does that not make women, infact, better than us men?

You’re right. It’s always women stopping to help men with their broken down cars. RIGHT ?

If women are such delightful angels of mercy, compassion and dogoodfulness then why in the HELL don’t they ever have anything with them to help anybody with ? ? ?
They are completely unprepared. They carry around luggage with them, a purse, and with all the crap they have in there they never have anything for anyone else, it’s all about them. A bandaid, a tissue, an aspirin maybe, NOPE ! its all about me , nothing for you in my luggage !

I drive a truck. It has stuff in it ! I have many many many helpful things in/on my truck ! I use them almost daily to HELP people with their daily struggles and I do it usually for FREE !

I am just simply ordinary, like so many other men who drive trucks full of stuff aka tools ! YET in my common ordinariness I do more selfless (key foundation to this statement being SELFLESS)acts in one fucking week than most women do for anyone else in a lifetime !

Women do everything for themselves ! It’s all about them and the purpose of the existence of everything is to suit their whim !

Ever met even ONE single solitary female who could keep a secret for more than 12 seconds ?

Ever seen even one female who was capable of NOT being oblivious to the existence of other people, especially males, while pushing a steel shopping cart ? They see no one, not even if you are directly in front of them ! “I’m shopping, get out of my way ! ” They fucking never thank you for holding the door open for them either, even if for 5 or 10 seconds ! They just strut on through like the royalty they think they are ! I yell, YOU SWEATY WHORE !, oh wait thats what I think when I yell “you’re welcome !” after they get about 20 feet away. Often I hold it and then let go just in time for it to close all the way so liberated princess can open it for herself. The more debutante, the more she gets to open !

Princess, get your own damn door !

Ever see a woman hold a door open for a man ?
A farts chance in a wind storm of that happening !

Ah you gents (mike, Al and of course diamatik) rock. I still think “If you’re going past the ‘fridge on your way out to build your space shuttle, Dorim, bring one back for me.” shall be a significant contender for ‘funniest phrase of August’, given what Big Al wrote. Sorry mike, I think Big Al beats you so far in August.

Best to all,
-wolfe

Mike, you owe me a new keyboard. There is spewed coca-cola all over mine. Next time please put a warning or disclaimer to prepare me for your mantastic humor.

mike said:

None of those things come even close to making sure that the curtains match the carpet.

/sarcasm off

damn, that was funny.

Big Al said:

Dorim said:
Men sure talk about doing this and doing that, but they so often find it much easier just to have a beer and watch the football.

While the girls are all out floating public companies and inventing internal combustion engines and defeating nazism and painting Sistine chapels and writing symphonies and splitting atoms and rescuing people trapped in burning buildings and building computers that can beat chess masters and writing declarations of independence and extracting penicillin and transplanting hearts and driving formula 1 cars and shit.

If you’re going past the ‘fridge on your way out to build your space shuttle, Dorim, bring one back for me.

-Big Al

Big Al, have some sense.

None of those things come even close to making sure that the curtains match the carpet.

/sarcasm off