It’s All Downhill From Here
It’s part of human nature to go through a midlife crisis. You’re old, you’re bald, you’re comfortable in your job and your marriage; the only thing that will cure your woes is a brand new convertible.
Notice how I didn’t say “affair”. That’s how women go through their midlife crises. Men buy a cool new toy to toot around town with — maybe ruffle the feathers of the establishment as they blow through yellow lights at 65 miles an hour. Women fuck up their families.
I was doing some research on this topic and I found that the average age of a midlife crisis for a man is 46. That’s perfectly reasonable, I thought. That’s right at the point where a man realizes that the big drop in the roller coaster of life was at the beginning and no one told him to stick his hands in the air for it. He should have realized it because of the huge climb, but that’s not how it works. It’s over now and the rest of the ride is just humps and cheesy little jerks that make your neck hurt.
‘Keep your hands in the car at all times,’ haunts his dreams.
So a man does what a man does best: solves the problem. He buys an enormous TV or a ride on a helicopter or a sky diving 10 trip pass that gets used twice until he herniates his back and then everything is good like gravy in a matter of years.
Women, however, are different.
The average age of a woman’s midlife crisis is 17. It’s at that point when women get that glazed look over their eyes and start talking about ridiculous things like goals and dreams and a bunch of other bullshit that they have absolutely no intention of doing and aren’t to be taken seriously by any man over the age of 12. Men do that during their midlife crises too. They say things like, “I’m going to be a painter.” Of course he’s not going to be a painter. It is only a whim of silliness to be indulged for as long as it takes for him to realize that. That’s exactly how it is when a young girl says things like, “I want to be a lawyer” or “I want to be a doctor” or “I believe in animal’s rights!” Sure you do honey. Sure you do. Maybe we should give them the right to vote!
Of course I’m kidding. An animal shouldn’t be allowed to vote any more than a woman should be allowed to vote. Donkey’s and women vote in exactly the same way. A donkey will punch any chad you want for a carrot. Women just need a — well I’m sure you all already know.
A man’s midlife crisis is a desperate and brief act to reclaim a life he once had. That’s a woman’s entire life: desperation and grabbing onto straws that not only don’t exist, but never existed at all. For men, however, it is also a time to reflect on what stupendous things that he has accomplished throughout his life. A family, a career, a hilarious and amorously promiscuous neighbor friend with a funny catch phrase — these are the things a man will take stock of during a midlife crisis.
The only thing women realize during theirs is that they’ve never fucked a black guy.
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March 2nd, 2007 at 7:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55
Female is just another whore, ill judge her for what shes said, she doesnt fuck black guys to go beyond boundarys of ethnicity. She just want one thing a big big black cock. Shes just a whore for pleasure and then she will not condone a man seeking pleasure with a woman. Shel say were all sexist when we call them bitches and whores, and then they call us pigs, and assholes. Theres a double standard for men that we have to be gentlemen and take what we can get (nothing) and be happy that we treated some girl with respect. Female do you plan on marrying some nice white man sometime? How you think hes gonna react when he finds out you fucked some black guy and your tube looks like a damn sink hole. No man wants a woman thats a vicious whore so you can screw who ever you want nobody cares because nobody wants to fuck you by now.
March 2nd, 2007 at 7:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0cc5e587ec090
Lol.
March 2nd, 2007 at 8:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0cc5e587ec090
Typical cum dumpster cunt who uses scum behavior in anyone she can point a finger at to justify her own. Duplicity is the trump card of all scum throughout history, from feminists to Zionists.
Female would fuck horses or tool using primates if she couldn’t find some pathetic wannabe thug to plug her lose sausage hole.
Her lust and “casual sex” will strip away all her inborn femininity until she rots like old fruit and no one wants her besides a pimp.
Women like her should be rightfully put in cages and/or honor killed, and at the least they will soon be stripped of their “rights” and welfare.
March 2nd, 2007 at 8:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0cc5e587ec090
Female is just another scummy little parasite cum dumpster who’s duplicity is as rotten as her forbidden fruit, hanging lose and wrinkled. She would fuck horses or tool using primates if she couldn’t find some thug to pound her droopy little twat. She points at the scum behavior of others to justify her own, fine company to keep.
In the end, she will prove everything this site has ever stated, and I hope to see her honor killed and/or enslaved very soon.
March 3rd, 2007 at 2:45 am - IP Man-Hash: 1c01a72687a6a
What Honor?
-Strength and Honor-
March 3rd, 2007 at 2:48 am - IP Man-Hash: d3d27d3c064a4
@ Jon; are you saying that a white woman who fucks a black guy is automatically unfit or unworthy of marriage to a white guy?
@ Sots; I see you are equating having sex with a thug to performing bestiality with a horse or a primate (I’ll assume that when you say primates you are referring to those other than Homo sapiens). What isn’t clear is what you consider a thug to be. Pray tell, son of the suns, what is your definition of a thug?
March 3rd, 2007 at 3:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 1c01a72687a6a
I say again, what Honor?
-Strength and Honor-
March 3rd, 2007 at 6:51 am - IP Man-Hash: abe7ba197e5fb
The same definition as everyone else’s. It’s not rocket science.
March 3rd, 2007 at 6:53 am - IP Man-Hash: abe7ba197e5fb
She has it not, but that’s not why Muslims do it. They do it to the most dishonorable harlots in their family/neighborhood.
I wish AU a flood of Arab immigrants with passion for sharia law, specifically in Females neighborhood.
March 3rd, 2007 at 2:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1c01a72687a6a
She doesn’t have it to begin with is my point. She never did.
-Strength and Honor-
March 3rd, 2007 at 5:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55
Yes I am saying that diamatik, she belongs to my black brothers now. Trust me thats the sediment every white male gets with white women that sleep with black men, i dont think i need to explain why and it has nothing to do that blacks are worse than us.
March 3rd, 2007 at 5:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 189e15ac5b76c
Really, jon?
March 3rd, 2007 at 5:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 534112f19a8c0
For Gods sake! I was with him because I was attracted to him and he pursued me like a ballistic missile. Colour and penis size had nothing to do with it. He was extremely charismatic, sensitive, confident, fit, funny and an international athlete. He was also 20 years my senior, if you feel the need to get all ageist as well as racist about it.
March 3rd, 2007 at 6:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6597403bb0b5b
This is from when you’re young. My friend got cheated on by his girlfriend with a black guy, and everyone just thought he was double pwned. So yes young white men think its degrading, and some black men too, think if she cheats with someone a different race, its like twice as much shame.
March 3rd, 2007 at 9:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: 534112f19a8c0
You stupid morons.
March 4th, 2007 at 12:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55
diamatik have you ever heard the oh so popular saying “when you go black you dont go back”. I know plenty of black guys that hate it when a black woman has sex with a white guy.
March 4th, 2007 at 12:45 am - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55
People in the united states are more acceptable which i am i dont disrespect women that sleep with other cultures but like my point i would never want to be with her.
March 4th, 2007 at 12:47 am - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55
Not only young but elderly people feel the same way i dont think it will ever change until we are all the same skin tone.
March 4th, 2007 at 1:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 534112f19a8c0
Never fear P Cod, oh sorry, I meant “jon” I wouldn’t touch you with a ten foot pole even if you were begging for me to use it, as I’m sure you would do.
Have a crap day you racist asshole.
March 4th, 2007 at 6:45 am - IP Man-Hash: 9a9d8e76a0dbc
Yes, I’ve heard of that silly uber-narcissistic phrase, and it makes no goddamned sense at all. Just because a few arrogant black guys with super-inflated egos say some dumb shit doesn’t automatically make it true.
As for you knowing ‘plenty of’ black guys that hate it when a black woman has sex with a white woman, try telling them that you refuse to enter into a serious relationship with any white woman that had ever slept with a black guy.