Miracle Cure for ED
I heard about something called ED last night. Apparently that stands for Erectile Dysfunction and it’s a problem for some fabricated percentage of men.
It should be called SW not ED. That stands for Shitty Wife because if you have ED, there’s a 100% chance that you also have an SW or perhaps an ESW.
Performance problems have never been the man’s fault. Let me ask some man questions; if your house falls apart because the builder forgot to put nails in, whose fault is that? If you don’t know, there’s a bus full of lawyers somewhere willing to help you figure it out. If you go to a work related picnic and you remembered to bring the cups, but everyone else forgot to bring all the food whose fault is that? It’s not fucking yours. You did everything you were supposed to. You showed up with the stack of cups. Now people don’t have to drink out of their hands like fucking monkies.
ED is entirely women’s fault. I can prove it because there has never been a happily married man with ED.
That’s a trick man-question though isn’t it? There has never been a happily married man period so that doesn’t prove shit. Marriage is a stupid and silly thing and the man mind rejects it on general principle.
Women are the missing nails in a house that’s falling apart. Women are the lack of pastrami at an otherwise pleasant work related picnic. In the bedroom, women are the problem.
With that in mind, I’ve developed a miracle cure for Erectile Dysfunction. I call it:
Cheat On Your Wife or Girlfriend: Dick’s Miracle Cure for Erectile Dysfunction
If something inside your man-gut tells you that’s wrong, it’s merely your mighty man-conscious trying to fix something that’s broken in the world by fixing it in you. That’s how men do it. We lead by example. Fuck everything and everyone else. Have you ever heard of Ghandi? No woman can even understand what he did.
The truth is there’s no such thing as Cheating. It’s not a vice. It’s a natural thing. In fact it’s Father Nature’s way of telling you you have the debilitating syndrome of SW — a Shitty Wife.
If you’ve got SW, it’s because your wife is cheating on you anyway. All women are cheating whores and she’s no exception. She might not be cheating on you with another guy, but she’s probably cheating on you with her career; or she’s cheating on you with her stupid friends who hate the fuck out of her; or she’s cheating on you with her precious fucking television shows and gabbing on the phone with her mother for two hours a night. Whatever it is, it’s fucked.
Women aren’t courageous enough or smart enough (or at all) to go against their inner nature — which is a sorry, passive, and animalistic one. Men are. That’s why we see cheating in all these different forms as bad.
It’s the Miracle Cure for ED though. I put a 30-Day Guarantee on that motherfucker.
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July 14th, 2007 at 7:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 0a97b5a1ff681
It dont take much.. Everytime you open your mouth or type you show your inner child. You can’t overcome that.
July 14th, 2007 at 8:15 am - IP Man-Hash: d24dd61108133
KellyMac, I know you think you are always right, but I can assure you, you have no idea. I love men. Men roXORZ!!1!!!
I don’t like misogynists or women that dislike other women. Women that have no female friends have a deep problem with trust - with their mothers, themselves and their own gender.
Just so you know, I have female friends. Very good ones, at that. Just not very many. I’ll admit, I can’t relate very well to most women.
July 14th, 2007 at 7:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: c406e944e31e4
I think relating to people based on a preconceived idea of what they must be liked based on their gender, doesn’t help when trying to get to know someone, especially where you have disrespect for their gender based on generalised stereotypes.
July 14th, 2007 at 7:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: c406e944e31e4
Thanks Billy, you may not have meant that to be a compliment but I think it is, because I don’t think that being like a child in some ways is something that should be necessarily overcome or that I want to overcome.
July 14th, 2007 at 7:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3c8b05bf321cc
@ KellyMac- A response to what I wrote would be appreciated.
July 14th, 2007 at 9:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: c406e944e31e4
Doubt, I wasn’t trying to try and get an exemption from a considered reply based on my sex or make a smartarse comment, wolfe and I actually get along, so I was being honest.
I rushed my answer and didn’t really think about it, that is true. I don’t disagree with anything you said, or where you are coming from. I clearly need to reread my history of the monarchy.
I do believe that a lot of what gets categorised as ‘femininity’ or ‘masculinity’ is an encouraged, exaggeration of what may or may not be a genetic/nature influence in each of the genders. eg. one example of a societal construct of ‘femininity’ may be a belief that women are less competitive than men.
It may well be true, but this isn’t necessarily based on a genetic, temperament trait/disposition or sex hormones. I perceive females being less competitive as being a nurture influence that is encouraged in females, from an early age, ie, “don’t play with/compete with the boys, because you will just get hurt.” or “don’t be a tomboy, act like a lady”, ie, some women are taught that it is dangerous or shameful to compete/play with the boys, so they are less likely to be as assertive and competitive as men when they eventually do compete with them in the workplace. Not all women get such admonitions from adults, or even obey adults who tell them how to behave like what the adult considers ‘femininity’ to be, and thus, not all women in the workplace are secretaries or subordinates to men.
July 14th, 2007 at 10:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: a4d09f925fa82
Thats what fucks things up, literally. Thanks for proving that point.
August 6th, 2007 at 10:46 am - IP Man-Hash: ae179e9967da1
This is the dumbest pissing matching I’ve ever seen. Enough is enough already. That men and women are different does not need to be argued. My 14 inch penis is not a social construct - it’s a physiological construct. Anyone who thinks men and women are the same are, literally, lunatics, and that’s that: end of discussion. Feminism was started by the CIA to double the tax revenue. Read your history, people. “Feminism is Biological Warfare“.
August 6th, 2007 at 1:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5f6f095491a62
Bs.
August 6th, 2007 at 3:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6ec6c2ab6784a
The CIA can’t find Bin Laden but they invented feminism?
You’re a fucking dipshit.
August 7th, 2007 at 2:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4744343c68742
The CIA has no interest in finding Bin Ladin, that is, if the guy is still alive, which I doubt, since his liver was hooked up to a fucking snow-cone machine years ago.
They were, however, interested in finding Sadam, and oh look…. they found him in a mole hole in the middle of the desert.
P.S. - read the articles I referenced before you respond to them like a woman - that is with your mind already made up, please.
Sincerely,
-Fucking Dipshit
November 21st, 2007 at 9:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: dd4af031c55b9
1. You spelled Mahatma Gandhi’s name incorrectly. (see http://www.wsu.edu:8001/~brians/errors/Ghandi.html)
2. I find it ironic that you use him as an example, considering how pro-woman he was. (see http://www.kamat.com/mmgandhi/gwomen.htm)
Just thought I’d introduce some enlightenment to this barbarism.
Best of luck with your misogyny!
November 26th, 2007 at 12:22 am - IP Man-Hash: e52561d82b4f0
just a question…how come this article talks about cheating as a good thing for men, but then in another article it talks about how all women are cheating whores. How come if she does it then it’s a bad thing but if a guy does it it’s asserting his god given right as a male. Or are you saying that a good wife would keep her man satisfied so he shouldn’t feel the need to cheat? That’s what I don’t really understand about dick’s logic, sure he writes well you gotta give him that, but his logic is completely random and unlogical (here’s where you guys say that I wouldn’t understand because I’m a girl..now that we’ve got that covered….)
What I don’t understand is that everything that is written on here is a complete oxy moron, guys come on here bashing women and degrading them and in general saying that they are completly worthless. They are complete trash because they don’t respect you and your male superiority, but how are they supposed to do that when you have no respect for them.
You come on here calling women sluts and whores and then you are mad when they won’t put out. It’s no wonder that some of these women you speak of are going somewhere else to seek affection. Just like when dick busts out his statistics about single mothers, like the one concerning cerial killers, 80% were raised by single moms. He forgets to say that the people committing these crimes are men and besides that where was the father during all this. Oh wait, she’s a slut, so the man she slept with has no responsibility for the child. I just don’t understand it.
Will someone teach this ignorant, niave women about this logic, cause she can’t seem to grasp it with her simple female brain.
November 26th, 2007 at 2:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 58f66b0866fa9
No need for you to understand it. If it was meant then you would have been born with a penis. Now fuk off because you clearly don’t belong here.. Also a cerial killer is a bad box corn flakes.
women suck as people
November 26th, 2007 at 2:11 am - IP Man-Hash: 1ac5c1024cd8f
Well, he was booted from his home, made to pay child support and stripped off his rights?
November 26th, 2007 at 2:47 am - IP Man-Hash: 422940479a69d
Dick’s already doing that. Bringing enlightenment to barbarism (IE, in this case, feminism and people like you).
And whats misogyny? Cause it means hating women. And I don’t.
Guess your opinion is fucked sugartits.
November 26th, 2007 at 9:37 am - IP Man-Hash: e52561d82b4f0
thanks billy, you completely proved my point. You can’t answer me cause you don’t have a legitimate answer. Then you tell me to fuck off because you don’t like the fact that I have a point, you don’t know what to say and you don’t like the fact that you can’t explain it so you start waving your dick in the air and claiming by doing it, it makes you wise and intellegent. Nothin says intellegence than busting out the genital card.
Billy (98) Says:
Also a cerial killer is a bad box corn flakes.
Oh yah and so I spelt cerial killer wrong shoulda been serial killer, but the kind you get from the box is called cereal dear.
November 26th, 2007 at 10:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 58f66b0866fa9
Oh no sugartits as usual you can’t understand simple things. The answer is quite clear to us males. But we don’t have the time to explain everything to some dumbass female. This site isn’t about female aproval. And of course cereal is the proper.. Cerial is much closer to a breakfast food.
Now if you would kindly fuk off the site so men can talk with the typical girly interuptions of “I don’t get it.” Of course you won’t get it when only a small portion of your brain is wired.
November 26th, 2007 at 2:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: dd4af031c55b9
So I take it you have no valid response to my argument then…
Noted. Typical of irrational extremists, I guess.
And Necroswordsman, if you don’t hate women, how do you feel about them? Because based on your arguments, I certainly wouldn’t say you feel positively about them. Perhaps you were deeply injured by a woman earlier in life, or have never been able to achieve intimacy with one, leading to this fear/aversion/resentment… If a woman hurt you, I’m sorry. If you just can’t seem to get one for yourself, consider changing your attitude.
November 26th, 2007 at 3:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 73e95b7f8f664
I dont recall this site being called ‘The Online University for The Education of Dumb Females’.