Miracle Cure for ED
I heard about something called ED last night. Apparently that stands for Erectile Dysfunction and it’s a problem for some fabricated percentage of men.
It should be called SW not ED. That stands for Shitty Wife because if you have ED, there’s a 100% chance that you also have an SW or perhaps an ESW.
Performance problems have never been the man’s fault. Let me ask some man questions; if your house falls apart because the builder forgot to put nails in, whose fault is that? If you don’t know, there’s a bus full of lawyers somewhere willing to help you figure it out. If you go to a work related picnic and you remembered to bring the cups, but everyone else forgot to bring all the food whose fault is that? It’s not fucking yours. You did everything you were supposed to. You showed up with the stack of cups. Now people don’t have to drink out of their hands like fucking monkies.
ED is entirely women’s fault. I can prove it because there has never been a happily married man with ED.
That’s a trick man-question though isn’t it? There has never been a happily married man period so that doesn’t prove shit. Marriage is a stupid and silly thing and the man mind rejects it on general principle.
Women are the missing nails in a house that’s falling apart. Women are the lack of pastrami at an otherwise pleasant work related picnic. In the bedroom, women are the problem.
With that in mind, I’ve developed a miracle cure for Erectile Dysfunction. I call it:
Cheat On Your Wife or Girlfriend: Dick’s Miracle Cure for Erectile Dysfunction
If something inside your man-gut tells you that’s wrong, it’s merely your mighty man-conscious trying to fix something that’s broken in the world by fixing it in you. That’s how men do it. We lead by example. Fuck everything and everyone else. Have you ever heard of Ghandi? No woman can even understand what he did.
The truth is there’s no such thing as Cheating. It’s not a vice. It’s a natural thing. In fact it’s Father Nature’s way of telling you you have the debilitating syndrome of SW — a Shitty Wife.
If you’ve got SW, it’s because your wife is cheating on you anyway. All women are cheating whores and she’s no exception. She might not be cheating on you with another guy, but she’s probably cheating on you with her career; or she’s cheating on you with her stupid friends who hate the fuck out of her; or she’s cheating on you with her precious fucking television shows and gabbing on the phone with her mother for two hours a night. Whatever it is, it’s fucked.
Women aren’t courageous enough or smart enough (or at all) to go against their inner nature — which is a sorry, passive, and animalistic one. Men are. That’s why we see cheating in all these different forms as bad.
It’s the Miracle Cure for ED though. I put a 30-Day Guarantee on that motherfucker.
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November 8th, 2006 at 10:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6e136cb771da6
Sexually confused man without real life veterancy with the female gender. Probly a teenager.
Can’t be a women it wasn’t incoherent enough.
November 8th, 2006 at 11:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: b8625a3ae5276
I beg to differ. Her comment did pass the litmus test by proving many of the Laws of Women.
November 9th, 2006 at 12:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6897e3ddf8ad0
No, my first name is Dick.
-Dick
November 11th, 2006 at 8:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a66d10276b0f
it seems we have another mangina hi willber. you fucking buttjamming homo you proved that men are better just by being the fag you are.
November 18th, 2006 at 3:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: c7a298151bcdd
^ so women are just soo “anti-gay”, eh?
November 18th, 2006 at 7:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7f0331adb6577
no, when mean are anti gay its funny , when women are its not. simple
November 18th, 2006 at 7:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: c7a298151bcdd
hm, very interesting concept. can’t say i agree, but ok-
November 19th, 2006 at 12:36 am - IP Man-Hash: d4f09ff3cabea
Simple indeed, but makes no fucking sense whatsoever, in/from any direction [including but not limited to that infamous pillow-biter p.o.v.].
November 19th, 2006 at 3:48 am - IP Man-Hash: a5d80956a3e6c
Heh. Classic. One rule for them; another rule for everyone else.
November 19th, 2006 at 11:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 7f0331adb6577
men* sorry my bad
July 12th, 2007 at 3:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: bcdf5845f5829
Ha! Too funny. So who exactly is buying the $3 billion dollars worth of viagra, cialis and levitra every year?
Your attitude is so typical of men when they can’t get it up: deny the problem even exists.
July 12th, 2007 at 3:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 45a19a6365772
Like your sexual insecurity?
July 12th, 2007 at 3:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: bcdf5845f5829
What’s the matter, Doubt? You can’t get it up either?
July 12th, 2007 at 4:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 369bfee4084ad
LMAO I can’t believe how many femmies on this site cannot argue and just attack men’s sexuality. Sounds like you feel a little threatened that your pussy pass has been revoked, Lizbian.
July 12th, 2007 at 4:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 160e0041dcad8
Viagra was invented to combat “FULWS”
FULWS = FAT UGLY WIFE SYNDROME
July 12th, 2007 at 4:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: bcdf5845f5829
Heehee! This site just gets better and better. A bunch of people who can’t argue and who go around bashing women’s sexuality call me out because I can’t argue and go around bashing men’s sexuality. Hilarious! Way to go, KellyMac! You sure told me!
July 12th, 2007 at 5:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 27820ae317b9e
Heehee! This site just gets better and better. A bunch of people who can’t argue and who go around bashing women’s sexuality call me out because I can’t argue and go around bashing men’s sexuality. Hilarious! Way to go, KellyMac! You sure told me!
So you admit to not being better than the people you stereotype?
And you make a huge generalization, Lizbian. I hope you got the quotes from all of us to back it up.
Additionally, you seem to know a whole lot of men who “can’t get it up”, as you can stereotype them as brushing it aside like that. Another large generalization. That could easily be turned into an ad hominem, but I will refrain from that.
July 12th, 2007 at 5:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: e9358db637eae
Another large generalization.
Innocent little me, generalize? Noooo. I’m just talking from my experience, just like the people on this site talk about all women hating sex, all women being cheating whores, etc. I’m sure that they aren’t generalizing either.
July 12th, 2007 at 5:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5fd634f6ed1ed
:D
Not much more I can say for the recent comments. Except that with the exception of KellyMac, all the women are complete bitches who should eat the shit of a horse.
I bet that will get the taste of cum out of their mouth!
Incidentally, ‘women’(I doubt you are women, more likely aliens, or feminists. No different. Again, KellyMac excluded) you are not impressive. You are not smart. You are not welcomed.
Please fuck off.
-Necroswordsman, for a brighter place *smile*
July 12th, 2007 at 5:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: e9358db637eae
Thats right, Talon. Can you imagine? I’m not better than they are and they’re not better than I am. What a novel idea! Why didn’t I think of that? You’re so smart.
Innocent little me, generalize? Noooo. I’m just talking from my experience, just like the people on this site talk about all women hating sex, all women being cheating whores, etc. I’m sure that they aren’t generalizing either.