Women Hate America.
If you’ve been watching the Dr. Phil “House of Judgment”, you may have noticed that the first problem Dr. Phil has with my views is that I have a book to sell. Well it’s true, fellows and gentlemen, I am a filthy capitalist. I am a low-down, dirty capitalist who is out to make money by providing you with something that is both manlightening and hilarious for a nominal cost.
And unlike women in the army, this is comedy you can choose whether or not you want to pay for.
How dare I.
I would also like to note that my book is worth its weight in gold. It will teach you how to shut women the fuck up. Silence is golden.
Let’s talk about capitalism. You may already be familiar with it as the thing that brought you everything you know. Imagine Santa Claus with a school bus full of girls gone wild on his back, a Super Soaker full of gin in his hand, and a Viagra-induced boner that could win a home-run derby in the other. That’s capitalism.
Women hate capitalism.
Men love capitalism. We spend money on things we love, and when we’re out of money, we go get jobs we love to make more money to buy more awesome things. To men, capitalism is like jerking ourselves off twice at the same time. It’s a religious experience.
Women buy things they think they need, but don’t. And when they’re out of money, they have to do something they hate to get more of it: fuck. That’s why women hate capitalism. All roads lead to Rome; and all purchases lead to a woman getting on her back.
It was no surprise to me that on a show geared toward women, the biggest alleged “flaw” in my views was that people are willing to pay to hear them. That’s like calling Penicillin a “quack remedy” because it doesn’t grow on the sides of rocks. Just because it’s got a price tag, doesn’t mean it won’t cure your syphilis.
Manpitalism
Women hate success through hard work. They hate rewards for good behavior because it means none of them will ever get anything for free again. And they hate heaps of money falling on men with bright ideas because it means they have to recognize a bright idea in the first place in order to fuck themselves a place in line.
According to women, anyone who lifts a finger to help themselves should get a kick in the teeth and a placard that says, “Congratulations! You just adopted a thousand starving kids somewhere feminism doesn’t give a fuck about — or is there some other reason feminism launches bullshit ad campaigns promoting girls in science when little girls halfway around the world don’t have enough water to live?”
Maybe feminism just doesn’t care about black people.
Opportunity Cost
The more money you spend on the things you like, the less opportunity you have to give your money to women.
Economics — and capitalism — is founded on opportunity cost. I know there are a lot of young men reading this, so I’m going to give you a one sentence primer on money management that could very well save your life.
Everything costs something.
That smart girl with the big jugs in your chemistry class? She costs something. In fact, she costs about one zero more than the flatter girl on her right. Who gives a fuck how smart either of them are? That’s called an opportunity cost.
Women never have to sacrifice anything to get what they want. They just change what they want. If a woman is fat, she wraps velor around her love handles and marries poor. If she’s obnoxious, she becomes a lesbian or gets really into wine. Either way, women work in reverse. They don’t run the race, they just draw the finish line wherever God dropped them.
Take a reasonably hot woman to a bar and see how long she’ll go thirsty because a guy won’t buy her a drink. Fuck, light her on fire. She’ll burn to death before dropping six bucks on a glass of Chardonnay. Women consider any market driven exchange to be unsavory and beneath them.
Capitalism is why women hate strippers.
Lawn Darts
Women are like lawn darts. All the good ones were made in the 50’s.
To a woman, accepting capitalism means accepting that her self-worth as a whore follows the trajectory of a lawn dart. It starts in your hand, high in worth and full of potential. Then you chuck it in the air. Halfway through, everything becomes dizzy and confusing. Panic follows, and as the dart comes hurtling downward, responsibly is abandoned in the name of self-ass-preservation. Who knows where this thing is going to end up, but one thing is certain, someone is going to have to pay when it goes through the hood of your neighbor’s car. That someone will probably be you.
That’s called divorce.
No matter who they are or what they do, women always have the opportunity to whip out their vagina and rake in a quick Divorce Pay Day. That’s what it is to be a woman. Duplicity is your Plan B. Capitalism is a reminder of how much that Plan B is worth.
The Lottery Mentality
The reason women embrace marriage and alimony as if they were life rafts of shit, is because women live by the Lottery Mentality. No woman can achieve through brains and brawn. Those are manly things. Women need to win the lottery; a lottery like a rich internet mogul who mistook her insecurity for shyness and friendship while in college, or a TV producer who was coincidentally left by his wife the same day the lottery winning starlet landing on his casting couch.
Ka-ching!
Women cruise through life waiting for their ship to come in, and they hate anyone who doesn’t see life through the same set of opaque Chanel glasses. However, the lottery is not a form of commerce. It’s a commerce for idiots. The lottery is Sarah Jessica Parker to capitalism’s Nicolas Cage.
Women Hate America
Women hate everything that makes America great.
America was once called the “Great Melting Pot”, because a bunch of cultures from all of the place all got together and had sex with each other until awesome things like pizza and Brazilian bikinis were born. Women don’t mix well with others. They cling to their catty friends in little clumps and give all new comers the stink-eye. Little girls ostracize other little girls into committing suicide. That’s un-American.
If it were up to women, free speech would have its dick cut off and shoved into it’s ear holes. Then the playing field would be even and capitalism would die a slow, retarded death.
Money is how men keep score in the game of life. If you don’t like that, then you can take your vagina back to Venus. Money is manly as shit — literally.
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“And unlike women in the army, this is comedy you can choose whether or not you want to pay for.”
haha.
I wonder how many women were involved in pulverizing buildings in 911. If there were any involved, they were certainly clever to leave the dirty work for men.
I’m waiting for a post on how George Bush is a manly man. Please?
i have fuck woman now
Women buy things they think they need, but don’t. And when they’re out of money, they have to do something they hate to get more of it: fuck. That’s why women hate capitalism. All roads lead to Rome; and all purchases lead to a woman getting on her back.
That’s true, we’re so lazy. :p
Women hate success through hard work. They hate rewards for good behavior because it means none of them will ever get anything for free again. And they hate heaps of money falling on men with bright ideas because it means they have to recognize a bright idea in the first place in order to fuck themselves a place in line.
We are so backwards, aren’t we?
According to women, anyone who lifts a finger to help themselves should get a kick in the teeth and a placard that says, “Congratulations! You just adopted a thousand starving kids somewhere feminism doesn’t give a fuck about — or is there some other reason feminism launches bullshit ad campaigns promoting girls in science when little girls halfway around the world don’t have enough water to live?”
That, I agree with. Feminism is pretty effed up, and it seems most feminist movements are only in North America. Instead of promoting science of five year olds (they’re going to learn it anyways, geez), why not concentrate on working with Unicef/United Nations to help people around the world?
You don’t see men going around starting ‘manism’ movements or anything. Start helping yourselves first females, and individually at that.
I glanced at what you wrote
too bad woman can’t help themself.
Too bad, huh. Sorry to make you glance again.
The guy below me makes a good argument, too.
Yap too bad, so you are here to learn something form us?
Dunno, possibly. In this site, does ‘woman’ refer to female adult, or females in general? Just wanna know.
If you wanna learn thats ok but if you wanna prove us wrong then know that many tried that before and none of them had succeded,
What do you maen in the second sentence I dont follow?
Ok suzy can you type faster cos I wanna go soon.
Well, Dick states that women should not read anything on this website, but he never uses the words female or girl. So I assume he means all females when he is saying ‘women/woman’? Which is weird, since he lets women post their replies anyways…
I’m not proving anyone right or wrong, I’m just here for the hell of it. :D
Ok it’s quite simple. This site is for men. The reason?;
The long story short, before the internet we all have lived in the Social Matrix. So a man liveing there was confused because he thaught that he only thinks that way. But after sites have emerged men have discovered that all men think exactly in the same way and the Social Matrix is just fucking everybody up.
Most women don’t know that, so what’s the point for them to post here???
They get it all wrong, come here post insults, pretend to be and post as men and such…
But if there is a woman smart enough to learn that’s ok.
So what do you mean for the hell of it?
I don’t think I’ve insulted anybody on this site. It sort of reminds me of Maddox’s site, which is also very funny.
I’m not pretending to be a man, am I? I bumped into this
site by Google, and I like Dick’s hilarious view on things. And the women who get so mad about one little comment. Suck it up, girls!
Ok I need to go now, but we can continue some other time
If you choose to stay here, keep in mind that some women before you tried to be really nasty bitches so if guys will see you they can take you for one of them, so if they do don’t take it personal and don’t make a mistake of revanging,
Bye,
o.0 ‘Kay, then. I’m not one for revenge, and besides, I don’t think I really come off as a rabid, crazy feminist female dog or anything.
I’m just sharing my views.
Suzy, you are absolutely the most fucking manliest woman here. I love it, that you are a female, and don’t just come here to rabidly overwhelm us with obscenities. And the whole not saying “female” and “girl” thing, I think everything here is meant for underage girls too. Except the whole sex things. El Chauvinisto talked about women going to the toilet in groups. That very often happens with underage girls too.
Also, lesbians are indeed fake like Dick said. I have one site in my country, where people put up their pictures, for their friends and perverts comment on them. Many of my girl classmate’s have posted pictures of them kissing each other. I mean, we men think it’s sexy, and women seem to want to kiss the two girls, but when a man does that to another man, that is totally gay. Also, I have seen alot people against GAY people, just as if gay is only a man loving a man. But people LOVE lesbians. Lesbians are only in for the attention.
Oh, and no. You don’t come off as a rabid, crazy feminist female dog. Not at all. You’re one of the least rabid, crazy feminist bla bla bla’s on the whole site.
Oh, and the fat lady at the Dr. Phil show got owned. I know this is off-topic, but fuck, I’m still laughing. Even though I watched the video half an hour ago. Fmuckin’ cold hard ownage, just like the woman who asked was, only take the word ownage out of it.
Ouch. You’re credibility is looking more and more bleak, Dick.
1. America isn’t capitalist: there is government interference with business. Even though we’re close to being capitalist, our country holds have socialist aspects.
2. The majority of Americans don’t support capitalism as much as they think they do. Many prefer to donate to NON-PROFIT and workers want RIGHTS (yes, even men… the ones who fought for rights before women were even in the workforce). Which brings up another point: in the dark times of the Industrial Revolution, Karl Marx (a man) stood up and suggested communism — which, Dick, if you’re telling us that you’re a man and a capitalist, are you going to tell us that Karl Marx was really a woman? Or are you going to accept the fact that Marx came up with a “bad idea” and that sometimes men aren’t as great as you make them out to be?
The point is, MEN come with all great ideas and visions. For every Adam Smith, there is a Karl Marx. For every Newton, there is a Goethe. They are all MEN, though. Women have evolved not to think beyond a tiny circle of relatives, which is why they are so small-minded and contribute nothing to the wider world.
bitches hate everything , including america.
NO
I am a boring troll, ignore me.
So write where are we comeing form? Let’s see if you know.
Why has she failed to grasp the “women are whores” religion? Does she shave herself?
what is wrong with you really why are you so angry at women just because some women are whores and some of them are doesnt mean that all women are and i will add that some of the points you make i can see where you are coming from but most of them are nothing more but the rants of a pissed off man nothing more
Then you don’t know what whoring is. Comeing to this site you at least have an opportunity to find out.
Shaming tactic: fail. :-)
@MATT –>> ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!
Unfortunately, YOU are the exception. Exceptions don’t make the rule. And the existence of exceptions doesn’t invalidate the rule either.
Your husband is your equal? So if you divorce him, he won’t suffer more than you do?
Mom? Is that you!? You whore
I don’t know what you’re talking about but as a woman I work hard for my own money. I work damn hard to feed my kids and help my husband pay the bills.
In fact, I worked damn hard all the way through college and law school to become a successful attorney.
I’ve never used sex to extract money from men. Ever. Period. My husband and I both buy gifts for one another.
You know why you’re able to do what you do? People are looking for a scapegoat for life’s problems. It’s easy to blame one group of people so you don’t actually have to bother yourself with thinking. Hitler did it with the jews, and now you’re trying to blame every problem on women. I hope you’re proud of yourself.
Men like you feel threatened because they no longer have the authority to “shut us up” and dominate us like they did for thousands of years. There are lots of men who’ve realized that this system of domination is wrong and have moved on to treat us like equals.
But then there are men like you who think that just because you have different genitalia that you’re better than women.
Not all women are whores. You can’t take the exception to the rule and apply it to all women.
And I hate to break this to you but women aren’t whores by themselves. They need men to be whores with them as well. It takes two to tango.. or are you too blinded with women hatred to realize this sad truth?
indeed
the fact that Dick took his crude(but freaking funny humor) and extreme truths an had it take him all the way to the bank shows he is not as dumb as you think
he does have a lot of truth in a bunch of his topics, while others like “why women hate sex” i think he did it just to rile ppl up and bring more attention to the site. an going by the 4883 posts on that topic i can say that it is doing just that
i think everyone knows now since woman can be called whores and sluts an its not as bad as it would be during the olden days, giving ladies now free rein to go for their hearts content >,<
America is a great place, only in America could I have the freedom to make such a sappy website.
Oh those tough mean women, how dare they…
this guy is really smart i no exatcly wut hes talking about
The manhole thinks she’s contributing, all the while giving a completely undeserved dose of humiliation every walking fuckhole. That’s cute.
I thought the US invaded Iraq the first time to keep oil prices low. The second time, same reason but overlaid with BS about nuclear weapons.
The point of the invasion seems null and avoid, considering current prices for fuel. Waste of fucking money.
hey retard its not just woman who hate america, its also the rest of the world
You are a fucktard. Let’s think about this: co-operation between human beings has NOT been a benefical “evolutionary strategy”? How the fuck do you think human beings are top of the evolutionary ladder in the first place? Their giant tusks and night vision? Ever wonder why we can form languages and talk? Douchebag. How the fuck do you think shit gets made? One dude on a production line making cars by himself, after he’s whipped over and gathered all the steel, and drilled that oil himself, and then drives the cars to their point of sale. Dickhead. The most social and co-operative species (whether insects, birds, whatever) are also the most populous and successful.
Did you know she works in retail? And she thinks that I should somehow feel bad for not buying expensive clothes?
Yeah, I give as much of a shit about what blows out of the fuckbox as much as the next guy, but it is funny. What they say is just boring and pitiful; it’s the way the fuckholes say it - they actually think somebody could fall for their shit twice.
Bitch fight
If you pretty much agree with everything here, then why are you posting? Didn’t you see the “no girls allowed” sign on the door to their little fort?
Oh, and you’re an idiot, male or female.
I hate america. I WIN!
i pretty much find this website the best ever. although i am a woman i pretty much agree with everything on this site. and no i am not a dyke. and dick masterson is the best name in history of life..
Okay: Second point: Why are you angry at women for having a sense of Sisterhood? Why don’t you blame men for not having a sense of brotherhood?
You can shove that logic, every time men get together society and women depicts them as evil. A group of black men is a gang, a group of regular men are faggots, a group of soldiers are only joy killers and so on. It’s not that men don’t have brotherhood it’s that the women and media portray it as the anti-christ.
Third point:Woman are viewed in Media as Sluts for wearing pretty clothes, Ball Breakers for having a little confidence, and Bitches for speaking their mind. Oh dear, we are so honored and supported.
Women are the ones supporting those stereotypes. If anything women now a days see “Bitch” as a honorific term.
The first point I would like to make is that instead of blaming beautiful women for being beautiful, why don’t you blame the ‘male’ professors for not having the honor of he treats his students equally and for being a lusty man?
Second point: Why are you angry at women for having a sense of Sisterhood? Why don’t you blame men for not having a sense of brotherhood?
Third point:Woman are viewed in Media as Sluts for wearing pretty clothes, Ball Breakers for having a little confidence, and Bitches for speaking their mind. Oh dear, we are so honored and supported.
Last point I would like to make is yes, life is easier for women but that’s more from the fact that we can tell the difference between our heads and our asses.
Man is head of family and wife is neck that turns him.
Chinese proverb.
I also want to add that women DO have it easlier than men. Now this can’t easily be scientifically or mathematically proven but is something happening all around us. In school, beautiful or even shapely women always get more help(and faster help) and attention from male professors and male students. Guys who are struggling in the subject have to wait or look elsewhere for help. I kid you not! Women who are ugly still get help from the other women because of the “sisterhood” thing! Now I am not saying women are stupid. I am simply stating a fact and trend and women would flatly deny this unfair advantage! So what if men are horndogs, we men are constantly critizied about this in relationships and media. Women, on the other hand are honored and supported with no bad names just because their gender is female! Society can and will never spend time proving that women do cheat more, women have alot of advantages in relationship, law, etc… so long as feminists kept providing false “evidences” and kept their men shaming tactics going in our society. Men are not respected and everything we men say do not matter.
I love that every woman/girl who comments on Dick’s opinions calls him an “idiot” and “fag”, they don’t even come up with an argument that could actually work. And I find it extremely hard to believe, Olivia…, that everything Dick says is too make money, his arguments are all rock solid, and there’s nothing you can say to make it any other way.
Dick, I’m not gay in any way, but I love you! I’ve written essays in our (What it’s called in Sweden) “Society knowledge”, about how amazing capitalism is and it’s the only right way to go, she gives me an A for my grammar, but C for my knowledge about society. Most Swedish people are, unfortunately, lazy bastards that don’t take any chances or risks in life, they live like ants, eat, work, sleep. That’s all they ever do. If you are unemployed here in Sweden, you’re basically making as much money as a hard working carpenter or whatever profession he might have. And you have ONE YEAR to get a new job, so people can sit on their lazy asses for 11 months and then start thinking “I should really get a new job!” And then if they fail, they blame society and rant about how fucking stupid everything is. The more conservative side of the Swedish politics won the election in 2006, by 2 or 3%, they lowered the unemployed bank; as they call it, the union that pays unemployed people for doing nothing. They lowered the money you gained and now when asking around in the country, people have started going socialist again. I FUCKING HATE IT, LAZY ASSHOLES. I hope for both my, and your sake that you have John Mccain for president and not the stupid bitch Hillary or the white-hater, Barack Obama. And for my sake would be because I’m definetly moving to America as soon as I get a chance in life, I’m only 16 years old. God bless America, and god bless republicans and capitalism
Spamming 4 feminism!
PLEASE READ
All the stupidness on this site is enough ,but what caugh my attention is not Dick’s bullshit but the little line at the bottom of every page “Men Are Better Than Women, by Dick Masterson is proudly powered by WordPress and hosted at LTTech 1,642,966 Served. ”
I can not believe ,company’s like that whom also powers big name like :Yahoo and CNN ,also powers this idiot .
I will make it a personal business to let them know how about this website ,which calls to violence and hatered ,and everybody that feels like me should do the same .
Yeah, because proof is overrated when you can run your mouth off for the women, right?
A trip to the Massachusetts State House might change your mind. ;)
Seriously, Olivia, you’re right…he IS an idiot. Paranoid too.
They don’t. You just think they do because your brain’s twisted like a soft-baked pretzel.
ever wonder why girls shouldn’t be in charge
Can’t say I don’t agree with her. Get back in the kitchen? How bloody antiquated are you? Dick, there is a greater idiot than you, I’m quoting him right now.
“the smart girl w/ the big jugs in you chemistry class will cost more”
First of all, that would be a fluke of nature in the first place. 2nd of all, only if you marry her. Bras over a ‘D’ are on average $10.00 more than C cup and down.
And why are you being made to buy her GD bras? I am forever mystified by young people who flock like lemmings to again entagle themselves in what should be called ‘the three-legged race’. This is were to low-income kids shack up ‘cus neither can make it on their own. But, it being ‘a man’s world, still’, Mr. gets paid more than Mrs.. Mrs. quits her job for a time, sometimes to have kids. Then it’s bitch, moan, groan whine and complain about every non-debt reducing dime a guy spends.
I heard this kid say to a babysitter once, “it’s not your money, you didn’t earn it, it’s your husband’s.”
Until what passes for government nowadays gets the whole picture, the situ. where the woman is responsible for all the bill management, answering for it, debt and appropriation of resource..I say just stick w/ what works!
Afterall, like you’ve said Dick-women invented the marriage mess for themselves anyways.
You are fooling men here, not woman. It’s funny!
That’s just silly, how could a woman plan an assassination?
Or ‘a woman for being a woman”, but who cares anyway.
I don’t hate America or Americans for the simple reason you can’t hate a mongoloid for being a retard or a women for being a women.
women are not the only ones that hate America.
Others like….
the rest of the world.
Holy crap–a sane post on THIS website. It’s the same thing with feminists, they were hurt by men so they start to hate men. In those cases, I am so fucking happy that guys like Dick are around to put feminists in their place. And I think he is doing it for money, and might be facetious half the time (although what the fuck do I know about him). Point is he may not hate women or be resentful of them like some of the other guys posting here. Here’s to logic (which women are indeed capable of).
CS, you downplay the gravity of her situation. She is a terrorist and can now be tried and convicted at Dick’s discretion. Hell, I’ll bet the manhole used her real name!
Dick, what say you do your part towards eliminating the incarceration gap?
Get back in the kitchen where you belong, Olivia. Make sure that the kitchen door doesn’t hit your vagina on the way out.
Olivia, you are a terrorist. You belong in a prison - let’s see how you hold up there, hardass. Dick has your IP address and, surprisingly enough, he knows enough about computers and networking to report your terrorist activities to your Internet provider.
Let me put it this way:
You’re going to be very, very, very lucky if you can never access the internet from daddy’s computer again. Needless to say, it’s probably going to be far worse than that; your father isn’t going to be the only one seeing your crocodile tears.
Feminism is a state-sponsored terrorist organization.
Fuck you, Olivia.
-Dick
Never in my life have I heard of a greater idiot than Dick Masterson. I am led to believe that his book and everything he says is only one giant ploy to make money. Hard for me to believe that such a jackass could possibly continue to exist without being assassinated by us CRAZY WOMEN. Can’t say that I would be sorry to see him go…
This deserves man-points..
Men just want women for sex, stimulating conversation will never change that. I predict we have 1000 years as men before we start to evolve into something that cares about anything a woman says. That will only happen if you do not see this very post. Read this post, because you are a man. Read the other crap, and you will evolve into a tampon-case. Forget about the over enthusiastic “winning female” that was raised by a single parent. Men do not care about these things. Think of beer and steak. Think of being drunk with friends in the nearest city to you, at two in the morning while hitting on chicks, and talking shit to people you don’t even know. Think of your freedom, for god’s sake man. There, you are beginning to remember what is sacred, hold on to your balls, there is trouble ahead. Please, for the love of my son’s pride.
You’re the empty skulled cluster fuck who said “I can’t believe you actually believe that” like we’re relatives or you knew me in a former life or because we like the same band.
What makes me think i know you is your words. You have said that females deserve death, you’ve said they should be property, you’ve repeatedly talked about your ex and how she betrayed you. that cunt is not me so don’t assume i am the scum that she is.
Similar tastes in music don’t mean shit. You clearly dont understand the message of self evolution inherent in all of tools beautiful and ingenius music.
I said you were masculinist. And you are. You think men are better than women.
You are masculinist.
The end.
What makes you think you know me so well? Similar taste in music?
What’s more dissapointing than I is the actions and experience that brought me to this dark crossroads: scum like you.
No most american men kick ass.
These guys have just been wronged by a woman so they take their anger out on all women.
Much like feminists…they are masculinists.
oops.
Capitalism has directly created the women you hate. Marketing (capitalisms right arm) is mostly directed at women.
When men have an insatiable desire to get richer and richer you call it ambition.
Women do it and you call it greed…
Capitalism has directly created the women you hate. Marketing (capitalisms right arm) is mostly directed at women.
When men have an insatiable desire to get richer and richer you call it