Women Hate America.
If you’ve been watching the Dr. Phil “House of Judgment”, you may have noticed that the first problem Dr. Phil has with my views is that I have a book to sell. Well it’s true, fellows and gentlemen, I am a filthy capitalist. I am a low-down, dirty capitalist who is out to make money by providing you with something that is both manlightening and hilarious for a nominal cost.
And unlike women in the army, this is comedy you can choose whether or not you want to pay for.
How dare I.
I would also like to note that my book is worth its weight in gold. It will teach you how to shut women the fuck up. Silence is golden.
Let’s talk about capitalism. You may already be familiar with it as the thing that brought you everything you know. Imagine Santa Claus with a school bus full of girls gone wild on his back, a Super Soaker full of gin in his hand, and a Viagra-induced boner that could win a home-run derby in the other. That’s capitalism.
Women hate capitalism.
Men love capitalism. We spend money on things we love, and when we’re out of money, we go get jobs we love to make more money to buy more awesome things. To men, capitalism is like jerking ourselves off twice at the same time. It’s a religious experience.
Women buy things they think they need, but don’t. And when they’re out of money, they have to do something they hate to get more of it: fuck. That’s why women hate capitalism. All roads lead to Rome; and all purchases lead to a woman getting on her back.
It was no surprise to me that on a show geared toward women, the biggest alleged “flaw” in my views was that people are willing to pay to hear them. That’s like calling Penicillin a “quack remedy” because it doesn’t grow on the sides of rocks. Just because it’s got a price tag, doesn’t mean it won’t cure your syphilis.
Manpitalism
Women hate success through hard work. They hate rewards for good behavior because it means none of them will ever get anything for free again. And they hate heaps of money falling on men with bright ideas because it means they have to recognize a bright idea in the first place in order to fuck themselves a place in line.
According to women, anyone who lifts a finger to help themselves should get a kick in the teeth and a placard that says, “Congratulations! You just adopted a thousand starving kids somewhere feminism doesn’t give a fuck about — or is there some other reason feminism launches bullshit ad campaigns promoting girls in science when little girls halfway around the world don’t have enough water to live?”
Maybe feminism just doesn’t care about black people.
Opportunity Cost
The more money you spend on the things you like, the less opportunity you have to give your money to women.
Economics — and capitalism — is founded on opportunity cost. I know there are a lot of young men reading this, so I’m going to give you a one sentence primer on money management that could very well save your life.
Everything costs something.
That smart girl with the big jugs in your chemistry class? She costs something. In fact, she costs about one zero more than the flatter girl on her right. Who gives a fuck how smart either of them are? That’s called an opportunity cost.
Women never have to sacrifice anything to get what they want. They just change what they want. If a woman is fat, she wraps velor around her love handles and marries poor. If she’s obnoxious, she becomes a lesbian or gets really into wine. Either way, women work in reverse. They don’t run the race, they just draw the finish line wherever God dropped them.
Take a reasonably hot woman to a bar and see how long she’ll go thirsty because a guy won’t buy her a drink. Fuck, light her on fire. She’ll burn to death before dropping six bucks on a glass of Chardonnay. Women consider any market driven exchange to be unsavory and beneath them.
Capitalism is why women hate strippers.
Lawn Darts
Women are like lawn darts. All the good ones were made in the 50’s.
To a woman, accepting capitalism means accepting that her self-worth as a whore follows the trajectory of a lawn dart. It starts in your hand, high in worth and full of potential. Then you chuck it in the air. Halfway through, everything becomes dizzy and confusing. Panic follows, and as the dart comes hurtling downward, responsibly is abandoned in the name of self-ass-preservation. Who knows where this thing is going to end up, but one thing is certain, someone is going to have to pay when it goes through the hood of your neighbor’s car. That someone will probably be you.
That’s called divorce.
No matter who they are or what they do, women always have the opportunity to whip out their vagina and rake in a quick Divorce Pay Day. That’s what it is to be a woman. Duplicity is your Plan B. Capitalism is a reminder of how much that Plan B is worth.
The Lottery Mentality
The reason women embrace marriage and alimony as if they were life rafts of shit, is because women live by the Lottery Mentality. No woman can achieve through brains and brawn. Those are manly things. Women need to win the lottery; a lottery like a rich internet mogul who mistook her insecurity for shyness and friendship while in college, or a TV producer who was coincidentally left by his wife the same day the lottery winning starlet landing on his casting couch.
Ka-ching!
Women cruise through life waiting for their ship to come in, and they hate anyone who doesn’t see life through the same set of opaque Chanel glasses. However, the lottery is not a form of commerce. It’s a commerce for idiots. The lottery is Sarah Jessica Parker to capitalism’s Nicolas Cage.
Women Hate America
Women hate everything that makes America great.
America was once called the “Great Melting Pot”, because a bunch of cultures from all of the place all got together and had sex with each other until awesome things like pizza and Brazilian bikinis were born. Women don’t mix well with others. They cling to their catty friends in little clumps and give all new comers the stink-eye. Little girls ostracize other little girls into committing suicide. That’s un-American.
If it were up to women, free speech would have its dick cut off and shoved into it’s ear holes. Then the playing field would be even and capitalism would die a slow, retarded death.
Money is how men keep score in the game of life. If you don’t like that, then you can take your vagina back to Venus. Money is manly as shit — literally.
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Who cares!!! I just want a bitch to lick my sweaty balls
men are better than women
Dakota Smith - I know what you’re saying about research being unreliable. One of the first things you learn in history is source material analysis, but to be honest, I’ve never used any of those sites. The information I provided was from different reading books and magazines, and asking knowledgeable people. I don’t trust the internet. You just wanted proof.
The terms I use were coined from the neuroscientist Paul Mc Lean or something, (can’t remember his name), he’s the one that came up with the triune brain theory. He uses different names, but the function is essentially the same. What bothers me is that no-one here picked up on that. I woulda been the first to jump on it.
There is actually alot of proof that shows what part of your brain is used for what. Thats how they perform operations on your brain. They hook electrodes up and numb certain parts of your brain. For eg, in one of my magazines this girl need surgery for something (can’t remember what, but for some reason they had to find the are responsible for recognizing and interpreting stuff….yeah….I forgot what that’s called too :P), so while numbing certain parts they asked her questions and when they asked her what was the picture of, she responded goat -when it was a bike. They were able to find that area so quickly cause they knew where it was.
alen - ‘Studies which have reported sex differences have typically found that when some measure of brain size in controlled, the total area of the CC and the splenium are larger in women than in men.’
“recent studies, most of which used magnetic resonance imaging (MRI), confirm the earlier findings of larger average brain size and overall corpus callosum size for males. The widespread belief that women have a larger splenium than men and consequently think differently is untenable.
[goes on to say]
In ad ults, the midsagittal surface area of the cerebral cortex decreased significantly with age in women but not in men.”
From both your sources.
Now note that last quote, this is obviously not a very reliable source now i it. It was obviously a couple of Uni kids doing their assignment. It’s not detailed enough to fix the typo “ad ults”.
alen, I really do hope you did what I did, and just did a quick google search, cause if you actually use this for your only source of info for this topic, I kinda feel sorry for you.
for anyone who cares…
What is actually known to psychologists and neuroscientists, rather than what journalists, bloggers and trolls say.
http://www.carleton.ca/49.663/web.htm#Gender
http://www.indiana.edu/~pietsch/cc-sex.html
Clair,
You’re right. Technically if a theory is provable; it should be called a theorem.
But in this case; you’re taking a lot of liberty. The only thing there is on most of your claims is evidence. Not proof. They are different.
On the bilateral brain crap. I’m so sick of hearing that. There is no discernible difference in the corpus collosum between men and women; meaning there isn’t a limitation on men or women to share information between hemispheres.
The tests determining differences tend to be task oriented. Solve a problem while we measure your brain activity. Yes those have found that men tend to use focused areas of their brain. when performing those tasks. But you know what? those tasks benefit from being able to focus the appropriate areas of the brain to solve an issue (more related to blocking out the irrelevant information). The only thing it ends up proving is that men are better at those tasks because they can focus more efficiently.
All this “women use more of their brain” crap is just that. Crap. The only thing it’s supporting is the idea that women have to work harder at solving problems, that their brains are noisy and unfocused compared to mens.
So go ahead… keep beating that drum if you really want to. You’re just making a fool of yourself.
It’s an ignorant theory when women see something in their minds based on their emotions. Women have been used by feminism yet they can’t see how they are suckers for all the lies deliberately thrown their way. You behave just like they want.
You’ve been trained to be in oposition to good relations between the sexes. Congrats!
Sucker!
I think Clair’s relation to science is a representative example of one of the worst aspect of society. Crap science for fun and profit, or when non-experts get a hold on data and interpret it.
The site http://www.singlesexschools.org is a perfect example. Just read the gender differences page and you notice that it’s focus on positive interpretations of brain science are ALL PRO FEMALE. There is NOT ONE interpretation that swings in favor of the male brain. An example, and this is just one, is the phrase “remains stuck in the amygdala.” Remains stuck? The entire site is full of crap like that, all leading you to the conclusion that women are the more advanced , developed gender “phylogenetically speaking.” They even cherry-pick the data they decide to present—leaving out any and all studies that might give a brain advantage to men. And then they even have the nerve, in the map section, to say that men and women do similar things but differently (ie. “aren’t we fair and even!”).
This site is a a blatantly-spun lie that uses truths like a woman uses jewelry. It’s no wonder Clair reads it and says “women are more human.” Love that. Tell us that white folks are more human than niggers next, Clair.
By the way, not just women. I hate America too. I mean, you guys drive to your next door neighbours house :P.
It isnt twisted at all, its called:
‘If I get the last word in, it means I’ve won the argument regardless of what shit I say’.
Its another form of delusion that women use to make themselves feel worthwhile. We see it all the time. If you cant win an debate with substance, use volume. And by volume I mean both sound (WRITTEN IN CAPITALS) and bulk (write a long winded sentence that doesnt go anywhere, basically repeats itself and goes round and round in circles so that nobody knows what the fucking point is of what is being said, but hopefully if I write enough, nobody will be bothered to respond to it and that means I won).
Well, actually you are right, it is twisted.
Clair:
Of the sources you cite, only the one from SingleSexSchools.org is anything other than speculation. The SingleSexSchools.org link is also far from perfect, though it at least cites its sources, so one could examine the original scientific report and see what it said compared to the interpretation on the site.
A Web site that makes claims is not evidence of anything. A Web site containing a scientific study that documents what experiments were performed under what specific circumstances, using what methodologies and what controls existed to assure accurate capturing and interpretation of the data is evidence.
Anyone can put up a Web site claiming anything. I could put up a site that says, “According to recent studies, all terminal cancer patients were exposed to di-hydrogen oxide, therefore di-hydrogen oxide must be one of the leading causes of cancer.”
Unfortunately, di-hydrogen oxide is water, so the claim is ludicrous. However, the claim being made would be easily as valid as those made on a lot of Web sites.
The underlying point is that for a variety of reasons, people with a variety of agendas take the results of studies and blow them all out of proportion.
An original scientific study might undertake to observe the language functioning of people who’ve had a stroke, for example, and find that women fare better after a stroke in terms of language skills. The study might then theorize a reason, i.e. that women use more of their brain for processing language, so when half their brain is impaired, the can still communicate.
Someone else might then take this theory — made to explain the results of tests made on a malfunctioning brain — and use it as evidence that women as a group use more of their brain for language processing.
Then someone else takes the speculation of the second person — which is in fact based on a theory from the first person — and use it to claim that since women use more of their brain for language, it naturally follows that women are predisposed to communicate more efficiently.
You can see how the tribal knowledge quickly grows from a theory meant to explain the results of a specific study done under specific circumstances might then grow to something that has absolutely nothing to do with the original study.
This happens all the time. What I generally discover when reading original research is that the scientists are usually very specific about what their data was about and are very circumspect about making any claims as to what it could mean.
The bottom line is that of the examples you cite, none are original research. They’re multi-generational interpretations of the original research that, with the exception of SingleSexSchools.org don’t even bother to reference original research. It’s all just tribal knowledge.
We don’t know better, and that’s kind of the point. I can’t prove my alternative theory any more than you can prove yours. In fact, they aren’t even valid theories, since there is no real data behind them, only tribal knowledge that may have no basis in reality.
Again, no actual evidence has been offered to support this idea, only Web sites making claims. To scientifically support the claim, you need a mountain of data that isn’t really possible to gather.
I readily admit that I’m unaware of studies which disprove your claims. However, since you’re the one making claims, the burden of proof is on you to provide evidence for them. Lacking evidence, the claims are just speculation.
I will admit that in my subjective experience, women seem to be good at messing with my emotions. However, I would characterize this as ultimately just manipulation of my sex drive.
As I’ve stated before, men are largely driven by the enormous amounts of testosterone in our bloodstream. We are biologically driven to try to have sex as often as we possibly can. Consequently, we are driven to please a woman to the point where she will consent to sex. We therefore interpret a woman’s happiness with us as a greater opportunity for sex with her.
So what “playing with our emotions” ultimately devolves to is making us happy by thinking we might get sex or making us frustrated by thinking we’re not going to get sex.
I don’t see this as particularly masterful of the human psyche in general, just the manipulation of the biological sex drive. Were a man to be as manipulative with a woman’s biology, he would be correctly branded as cruel.
Again, this is presently tribal knowledge at best. There are some good studies that explain what the portions of the brain appear to do, but the claims you’re making here don’t, to my knowledge, have a solid scientific grounding.
Again, I caution you against accepting the conclusions of those several iterations removed from the original research. I think you’ll find if you examine the original research, it’s much more cautious and specific in its findings than this.
Scientific American, while an excellent digest, isn’t original research. Again, the problem is that those removed from the original research tend to make their own judgments about what the research means — judgements that are often sheer speculation based on the individual’s personal inclinations. When one examines original research, one usually finds far more conservative claims.
Clair,
You have a lot of stamina. How are you still going? How long have you been coming to this website? You are starting to remind me of that analogy about the cockroach being the only thing to survive a nuclear bomb.
I really hate women’s twisted logic.
If she didn’t get what you said the first time; why would you say it exactly the same way again? And for some fucked up reason, she jumps a huge fucking gorge of reason and thinks that that means that you didn’t have a point at all. And they wonder why we don’t like talking to them…
It crashed…and burned.
Tad indeed. Point still stands.
Thats a tad different from
Just a tad.
I said that men dont need a study to prove that men are better than women.
I said that women need validation of their worth other than being a mother.
The requirement for the studies is irrelevant. Wherever I am, whatever I am doing, I just need to glance at my surroundings to know what men can do. Women however have to scramble for any obscure study or survey to prove they arent entirely useless.
So better understanding mental diseases and finding the best possible education tactics to employ have nothing to do with it?
I dont need a fucking study to prove that men are capable of anything because they have always been and are still doing everything.
The scientific studies are for your comfort and the comfort of your feminist sister in arms dear to prove that you have any worth other than being a mother.
Are you ok? Make sure you don’t drown in that sea of self denial.
I think you do care what I think, other wise you wouldn’t have felt the need to elaborate on your situation. Anyway, I wasn’t saying you were trying to impress me, I was generally speaking. I wouldn’t know the importance exercise? What the hell? I live in a really fat country, it’s rammed down my throat all the time, any way, I know enough about the human body to realise the importance. I just think gyms are stupid, the only thing they’re good for is motivation.
I cant care less what you think, I am just making a statement. If you are unhappy about what I have to say, you can fuck off. Seriously, I am not here to pamper you or your bullshit. Its a private gym, part of the condo/estate I live in. Besides, I dont think you would know the importance of exercise. Laters
I cant care less what you think, I am just making a statement. If you are unhappy about what I have to say, you can fuck off. Seriously, I am not here to pamper you or your bullshit. Its a private gym, part of the condo/estate I live in. Besides, I dont think you would know the importance of exercise.